Newspaper Page Text
4B
► THURSDAY, APRIL 8, 2004
Pickles
VJWY ARE SbO VM CtXKiG* XX lb L~> 60ME0U& OtOCE GAIP, I GOES?. IUaT WOULD
lUG MIUOUT YOOR PREE MYSEIP f fIOM “tlO GREAT AlfflGT EVER EXPLAIN tOMV YOU'RE
•—(EYEGLASSES?, REALITY (Vi MY ART. SEES TWIMGG AS lU6Y PAINTING TME LAMP
i xf REAUV ARE If WE PIP, IMSTEAP OE YOUR f
icv> WE UJOOLP CEASE-TO ' f CANVAG.j —*
J$T
Arto & Jan/s
.SO ASK IrWK DOCTOR If ... TOO CAM GtTA 50 CAY ... GtT BACK IUFO LIFE \ < TODHUGS.'"
S*/V7ZXI‘,HIC,M F 0« SAARL Of fIO&QD/A) FPU- WITH PtRKITFtX.. * rV6uC %KVICC MUtiAGt
you . (CLICK) (CLICK) (CLICK) FROM TMt ADCOOOC/l
/ y ju y u
fi —S'
P JaW> 4 I? 1 I &x» MW« *. 1 J _ • \ _[
Henry
|l[ [ | H
Monty
WAR' W ONIT YOU CAW H6CP OH' IU TAKE TVfe AS I RAHNtpf I S3T ONE OF
IMJST IW€ (T fW\ TVE ONE OF IF VOUU OiOST LEAVE ME AU*£ J m FELLOWSHIP, A *'■ ABLE D HW£B MINI-SPY
THETHING' W?K SUJEAIER w.. ,- £ . WEAKENING 1 SEE TWIS /CMTfcPNS FROM
Vv ( \ Prr of ,'■
Spider-Man
I I 4 . 11 A • 3-E.vAy r-E CAt e,
Preteena
/*v?s FaeeAAtf, wny 50 we' can ppa -thwt';-. wuf* f <«*> i:-mK| v.*\ «*r n/ow
PO C&«1E T> tw« i-cw •" T :-' T (T
SA-ttg n 'secvs and 'f vr t.-c* 'ir -• t.V 1 T -rivets .
L €Yec/
L / ca a «®r
a . &v m 1
111;
ffl‘J ,f) <// / / // / HRS: Mon. Fri. 11am - 2pm
[yil c/ffi/w ( mfar/ y/fm/ Thur & Frjt Nights spm . Bpm
AJfylflUTQnt 626 Courtney Hodges Blvd.
Mallard Fillmore
faxw, My X
OrtVeiuNtf itte > vC ■ fbticyA&m?*, T \Nb/&wtfL. j
YM 11 NC A ; >£^T;
"'MyOFfQNfrnz L a V / J
| \/fe'#r
K / r HZ k THase j N
l /Jx ~''~~T ~ \\ 1 fftfefry-ti «
Mother Goose & Grimm
*<' ■■ , I 1 jhy
Agnes
f HCw that IAM A "\ ™ CONVERSATION WUL \ Aps THEIR HOS 6\ ,
JMO Tib OWHTMOIOCIIST, l tfoif f \ H&Le It Jt (AIL TReTr \
I I Nf£.Y> TO USE, OFPinAL S \ BIRD TfcRMS l IKE l. m PON T HAVE NOSES I MCTCAIL "• JK \
l &Rb TFRMlNoloor j V 1 '* 24 ** CERES J THF V HAVE W AKO EYE HOLES L
ry~7\ IX s " >:4, eaway fagmcauinp > —\ r —-- ,
jf \Jj\ > r V 7 THtMWAK HOLES, ivf
a- ) .SO THEY CALL "TH6AA' K*7 JAW***
JEaLi •?? »• F’V#-
X gyV-1: Jk.F- < a-\ li .
Rugrats
COMICS
Crossword Puzzle
Release In Papers of Thursday, April 8, 2004
NEA Crossword Puzzle
ACROSS
1 Weed
preventer
6 Ms. Kudrow
10 Not sinking
12 Bulletin
14 Start walking
15 Takeover
16 Skirted
the issue
18 Bradley and
Asner
19 Gentle slope
21 What
Pandora
unleashed
23 to lunch
24 Distress
call
26 Edible roots
29 Huntsville's
loc.
30 Goat's-hair
garment
32 Zingy taste
34 lodine
source
36 Brief craze
37 Infant s
sound
38 Pitcher
Nolan
40 Today
42 Horde
43 Marmalade
chunk
45 PDQ
CTI IyDC HO Call f° r answers • Touch-tone or rotary phone
0 I U 111 r L U ; 95C per minute (900) 226-4344 Code 000
T“““ 1 T"“ s - — 7““ "Tjl
■Hr**
H *' I§|
■ft;*,*,, lii§
'*llll flllfea^
■jjH
44
_ |Hb Vj
__
4-e ©2004 by NEA, Inc,
Celebrity Cipher
by Luis Campos
Cw TvpwgraiT's are seated k :r quottons s> people pas at) present
Eay *e» r f* San® tor anoder
Todays due A equals U
“MCJZ OD ZCW FOFZC DBRHCYFB
KYRHJXWT ZY J ZOF HJF JVVWB
COZ HVJBWT YF J CAXTB-UAXTB
JFT J RWRYXB?" - EJXV EXJAD
PREVIOUS SOLUTION - "Bravery never goes out of fashion ’ - Thackeray
'Courage is being scared to death - and saddling up anyway ’
- John Wayne
(cl 2004 by NEA Inc. 4-8
[Wednesday Evening April 7,2004[
WPGA/ABCj tne Bachelor kingdom Hospital Local Local |Local {local
WMBdN|6O Mnulos II |KmgOue |The Stone 48 Hours 'Local IL ate Show 'Late Lale
WMGT/VBqThe Apprentice ~ Law & Order Law A Order 'Local \ocal local _ _
wSKfST ' n a t 70s [Am Idol The Swan Local [Local Local Local Local [Local
PAX "[Americas Funniest [Early Edition Diagnosis Murder Miracle Paid Prog Paid Prog Paid Prog
AA E Biograph, [American Justice JCrty Confidential |Thnd Watch Biography
AMC ; Star Trek 2 Wrath ol Khan _ |Conan The Destroyer ~ {D O A
ANIM * The Most Extreme" Crocodile Hunter Dian Miami Animal Police [The Most Extreme [CrocodiieHuntor Dian
BET ' Parkers [Parkers' [Music |l m Living Comcview iNews jl m Living Midnight Love
bravo" Queer Eye [Keen Eddie Keen Eddie The West Wing Queer Eye
CMT "j inside Fame I Man in the Moon Fired Up Inside Fame
COMEDY Mad TV Insomniac |South Par South Par jChappelle Daily Sho Tough South Par (Chappelle
DISC Monster Garage *RFK Assassination T Seven Wonders Monster Garage RFK Assassination
OHM The Thirteenth Year *Sis.Sis |Boy Meets Kim Poss |Proud Fa ~ Evn Stvns |Sis. Sis
£1 Style Court [Guess Who s Coming Clean House Style Court Guess Who s Coming
ESPN * NHL Quatertmals [NBA Wednesday __ ~ j Baseball
ESPN3 Wednesday Night" Baseball [NHL _ [Fastbreak Dream Jo
FAM Romy A MtcheleS High School Reunion Lin [Whose Lm [The 700 Club Funniest Funniest
~ FOOD Errienl Live [Amenca [Best ot S4O a day Clad Unwrappe [Good Eat [Emeril Live
ft ' Predator __ Nip/Tuck Predator
MGTV ~ House Del [bTa [Weekend [Mission [CurbAppe CurbAppe Dream Hs {Restore A [House Del [b & A
HtST~ Stones From The Hall " Egyptian Pyramids Bjbie Tech Bible s Greatest Sec re Stones From The Hall
UFE Nanny ~ ~[Nanny Earthquake in New York Golden Gr Golden Gr Nanny | Nanny
MTV TRL Newlywed r Newlywed [Newlywed [Marital Bliss Making Th Video Clash
NtCK FairiyOdd [Phantom Full Hous Full Hous Cosby Cosby Roseanne Roseanne Cosby [Cosby ~
1 tOt SCI Pictures SCI Ff Pictures Movie TBA
SPtkE Star Trek Deep Space 9
~' rii ~1 Semleid [Semteid [Sewtetd [seinteid [TangoTCash __ __ [Highlander
TCM Cecil B DeMilie _ _ The Crusaders " [Cecil B DeMiile [The'King
TIC What Not To Wear For Better Or Worse [[Date Patrol 2 [What Not To Wear [For Bette? Or Worse
tnt Law A Order ~ The Winning Season - _ The Winning Season
TOON JackieCha [Ed. Edd~ Codenam jPokemon~|Vugioh [justice Family Gu Futurama Robin ~ |lnuyaaha~
TRAV ' Secrets ' WWW Poker Tour ~ ~ Secrets World Poker Tour
tv land Carpi Bur [aITf amity Sanford A [BewitchedTAndy Gntt [Beaver Family Tie [Cheers Santord [All Fam
~u6 Law~A Order SVU " _ Law A Order SVU Karen Sisco Law A Order SVU The Dead Zone
vhT Fab Lite 1100 Most Outrageous Driven 100 Most Outrageous
WON ■. -i . ]wGN News Becker [Becker Elimidate ]sth Wheel
Solans [On The Record |Deadwood Black Knight I
[ MAX ith e Shape ol Things ~ Dreamcatcher “ “ Bedtime Stones
[The L Word ReadyToWear 1
■ ' I mm—JLmmm—mmmm—mmmmmmmmmmmmMmmLmmmmm—mmm-mmi
wW* AmQfK&n rrow norrwiown Lonipn omrvicm
47 Crash into
50 Stained
glass art
52 Commuter
destina
tions
54 Declared
58 Palermo's
place
59 What white
symbolizes
60 Oxford or
pump
61 Truce result
DOWN
1 Tumbler's
fad
abloid
topic
3 DA's degree
4 Secret
messages
5 Divvies up
6 Not in a
whisper
7 a date!
8 Construction
area
9 Scored
in tennis
11 Londoner's
brew
12 Holiday
number
13 Pause
fillers
Answer to Previous Puzzle
■m'a'kleia'llPTrToWs
c A T N AIPMH E A R E R
ENT I R EMa L
ETC HHO u|rßn" I L
HTujiG E A U
U S OMaJs H T
i fi m amTn sir
■(Xh A NjjßßjA C 0 N
YAPPE DBalr R 0 Y 0
E R R ! 0 R SBDIEiE PEN
ii|i nli iMHi'li'li I'H
17 Breaks up
19 Yardstick
20 Tiber locale
22 Practiced
Zen
23 Hardwood
25 Nincompoop
27 Volcanic
flow
28 Pry
31 Uproar
33 Swabbie
35 Common
level
39 Quick-witted
41 Straggler's
plea
(2 wds.)
44 Inquisitive
46 Cause goose
bumps
THE HOUSTON HOME JOURNAL
47 Legal thing
48 Graph part
49 To a great
extent
51 Serpent
53 Popular
cruise stop
55 Senorita's
aunt
56 List
shortener
57 Color
to match
TV Listing
Astro Graph
By Bernice Bede Oaol
Thursday, April 8, 2004
Your circle of friends and
contacts could expand consider
ably in the year ahead.
However, don’t expect them to
open doors for you or bring you
new business. Keep your social
life separate.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Unless you take pride m
your work today, you might as
well take the day off. Your per
formance would fall far below
your usual standards and may
even cause a setback.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Forego temptations today to
put the bite on friends to bail
you out of something that is
threatening to cost you far
more money than you thought.
Eat your own losses.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
Promises you had made to
others that are due today will
not be taken lightly. If you
renege on your pledge, there
will be unfortunate conse
quences you’ll not be happy to
undergo.
CANCER (June 21 July 22)
Thinking you can postpone
duties today could be more
costly than you thought.
They’ll mess up your schedule
later when you attempt to
squeeze them in, and lose you
some business as well.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
Although material conditions
may be showing signals that
things are improving for you, it
is far too premature to become
extravagant or wasteful. Make
every dime you make count.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Poor judgment, radical behav
ior and self-serving methods
will collectively contribute to
your downfall today. Success is
hard enough to come by with
out using self-defeating tactics.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Think before speaking today
because there are indications
that you could let the cat out of
the bag regarding something
that should be kept confiden
tial. You won’t want to be
responsible.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)
lt will be important that you
keep friends or associates out of
your business or personal
financial affairs. They may
want to help, but the probabili
ty is that they will hinder you
in the process.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-
Dec. 21) This is not a day to
slack off on your career-related
obligations. One mistake or
missed opportunity concerning
career matters could hold dire
consequences if you are undis
ciplined. ,
CAPRICORN (Dec 22Jan.
19) There is a possibility
today that someone who recog
nizes your weaknesses will
know how to manipulate you in
order to take advantage of your
generous nature. Don't snap at
the bait.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.
19) Don’t think you won’t be
held accountable for something
entrusted in your care today if
you are irresponsible in han
dling it. If repairs have to be
made, you’ll have to foot the
bill.
PISCES (Feh. 20-March 20)
Catering to big wheels today,
hoping they will do something
for you to further your person
al ambitions, will prove to be a
big disappointment. You'll have
to create vour own success.