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Celebrity Cipher
by Luis Campos
Celebrity Cipher cryptograms are created from quotations by famous people, past and present
Each letter in the cipher stands for another.
Today's clue: N equals P
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PREVIOUS SOLUTION - “I must study politics and war that my sons may
have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy." - John Adams
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THE HOUSTON HOME JOURNAL
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Astro Graph
By Bernice Bede Osol
Wednesday, July 28, 2004
Friendships and close associ
ations may become enormously
important to you in the year
ahead. Someone you meet could
be instrumental in furthering
your aims in ways that had not
been available to you previous
ly-
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
When in social situations today,
be on your best behavior
because you will be graded by
those who tend to be judgmen
tal. Keep your thumb out of
your soup and your foot out of
your mouth.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Everyone has feet of clay, so
take care who you place on a
pedestal today. If your expecta
tions are false and too high,
there won’t be anyone who can
fulfill them.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Normally you’re blessed with a
good sense of humor, but today
you may have little time for
such nonsense. Yet one of the
healthiest times to laugh is
when you think you’re too busy
to do so.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)
lt is foolish to think you
must spend a lot of money in
order to impress others when,
in reality and in the final analy
sis, it is sincerity rather than
pretense that always wins
acceptance of those who matter.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-
Dec. 21) Dealing with others
in a condescending manner
today will only provoke unde
sirable results. Treat everyone
you deal with as an equal and
forego playing any one-upman
ship games.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19) Be sensible about your
health habits today and avoid
all forms of overindulgence. If
you want your waistline to stay
trim, it’s important not to cater
to gluttony.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.
19) Others who matter will
type you as a shallow person if
you attempt to use flattery to
further your purposes today.
Say nothing that could make
you appear to be an insincere
person.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)
lf you are desirous of
impressing others today, just be
yourself and don’t try to top
them with a story of your own.
They’ll like you better if you
give them the stage and the
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ARIES (March 21-April 19)
lnstead of looking at situa
tions in a realistic manner
today, you’re more likely to
color the facts to suit your
fancy if you don’t want to know
the truth. You’ll only be kidding
yourself.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Do not expect more than you
are legitimately entitled to, or
what you’ll end up with is a
case of severe disappointment.
Unfortunately, there are no
free rides on today’s railroad.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
What you might consider to
be just a harmless, fun flirta
tion could be viewed as the
opposite to the one to whom
you owe your loyalty. Be cog
nizant of the feelings of your
special someone.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
lt’s too early in the week to
have your ambitions thwarted,
but today if you hang out with
those who lack drive and initia
tive, that’s just what could hap
pen. Keep away from dead
beats.