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Celebrity Cipher
by Luis Campos
Celebrity Cipher cryptograms are created from quotations by famous people, past and present
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Today's clue: F equals Y
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PREVIOUS SOLUTION - “I cry, and I'm not ashamed of it. I think a man has
to be strong to cry.” John Wayne
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THE HOUSTON HOME JOURNAL
Astro Graph
By Bernice Bede Osol
Tuesday, Jan. 4, 2005
The year ahead signifies a
period of much mental activity
in all phases of your life. In
some cases this may mean fur
thering your education, while
in others it could be the devel
opment of analysis and inves
tigative data.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-,Jan.
19) The way you go about
your business today could win
you admiration and respect
from your peers and associates.
Although they may not openly
express it to you, you’ll hear
about it.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.
19) Associates may find you
a remarkable conversationalist
today by the manner in which
you’re able to explain knowl
edge or experiences you’ve had
that they’re lacking, without
being haughty.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)
You could have a striking
ability for penetrating analyses
of human nature which will be
quite useful in your work today,
but remember to have regard
for others’ feelings when stat
ing so.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Be open to changing your
mind today or at least correct
ing your thinking, because
that’s what it might take for
you to accurately assess a situa
tion that needs handling.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Your cooperative nature con
tinues to be a major asset today
in being able to get along with
cohorts who are important to
your immediate plans. Use it
liberally.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
lf you choose, you have the
capacity to influence others
today. Select your words care
fully, because what you say will
not merely be taken as opinion
but as the answers they’re
seeking
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
lt could become your respon
sibility today to make certain
the job at hand is not misinter
preted as being something of
little importance. Encourage
co-workers with persuasive
force and vigor.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
Your powers of persuasion
among your peers may be very
impressive today, so be careful
about suggestions you make to
friends when it comes to activi
ties that could be tricky or omi
nous.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Much to your credit, it could
become important to you to get
to the bottom of every question
today. This is well and good, so
long as you don’t neglect the
big picture in the process.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
There’ll be nothing wishy
washy about your thinking
today, and those with whom
you deal will know exactly
where you stand at all times,
but do temper things with your
innate diplomacy.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)
This is an excellent day to
study your financial affairs and
research ways to better your
position. A little investigative
work could go a long way
toward getting to where the
treasure is buried.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-
Dec. 21) You may have to
sugarcoat your stance a bit
today, because you could be
more blunt than usual when
stating your position.
Remember, people can swallow
honey easier than vinegar.