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Celebrity Cipher
by Luis Campos
Celebrity Cipher cryptograms are created from quotations by famous people, past and present
Each letter in the cipher stands for another.
Todays clue: K equals J
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PREVIOUS SOLUTION - “How strange when an illusion dies / it’s as though
you've lost a child..." - Judy Garland
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THE HOUSTON HOME JOURNAL
Astro Graph
By Bernice Bede Osol
Friday, Jan. 14, 2005
Endeavors and projects in
which you’ve already invested
considerable time will yield
good returns in the year ahead.
Be sure to skim all the cream
off the top before moving on to
other new enterprises.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19) You’ll have a knack today
for spotting advantageous situ
ations or propositions. To your
credit, you’ll happily share your
discoveries with those about
whom you think a great deal.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.
19) Not one, but two oppor
tunities may develop for you
today to add to your resources.
The first one will be through
your usual sources, but the
other could come through a
friend or an associate.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)
You may be inclined today to
let your shyness hold you back
at bit, but you'll eventually get
past that and develop a good
rapport with cliques from every
stratum in which you’ll mingle.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Matters that affect the
entire family must be handled
and resolved today for the good
of all, not merely wielded to
pacify one particular member.
Keep everything in perspective.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
You may get a chance today
to resolve a difficult problem
that has had you troubled.
Open up and discuss the matter
with a friend who usually has
some good suggestions to offer.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
Don’t be reluctant to bar
gain a bit for better terms in
career or financial matters
today. If you don’t stand up for
your rights nobody else will,
and even small benefits could
prove gainful.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Although at first it may
cause you some inconvenience,
you’ll feel better in the long run
if you make every effort to
honor your promises today.
Plus, it’ll win you the respect of
your peers.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
Making a comparison between
your generosity and another’s
who is doing a favor for you
today would prove unwise. Your
friend may not be as kind, but
your pal is doing the best that
he or she can.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
A joint venture in which you’re
involved today looks promising
for you, but it will take more
than a handshake to make it
work. Each party may have to
make a small sacrifice of some
kind.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Don’t try to sidestep a difficult
decision today. Tackle it head
on and base your judgments
upon what is best for all con
cerned. If you believe you are
right, stand by your guns.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)
Shop talk you get into today
with someone you know social
ly could end up being quite
helpful to one another’s career
goads. Don’t hesitate to make
known the knowledge you have
at your disposal.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-
Dec. 21) Difficult situations
will have a way of resolving
themselves today in surprising
ly simple ways. It’ll prove to be
a lesson for you to never again
be intimidated by paper drag
ons.