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Celebrity Cipher
by Luis Campos
Celebrity Cipher cryptograms are created from quotations by famous people, past and present
Each letter in the cipher stands for another.
Today’s clue: F equals H
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PREVIOUS SOLUTION - “The whole thing is to keep working, and pretty
soon they’ll think you’re good.” - Jack Nicholson
(c) 2005 by NEA, Inc.
I Sunday Evening
WPG A/ABC Extreme Makeover Ho Desperate Housewive Boston Legal Local Local Local Local
WMAZ/CBS 60 Minutes Cold Case CSI New York Local Local Local Local
WMGTWBC American Dreams Law & Order: Cl Crossing Jordan Local Local Local
WOXA/FOX Simpsons [Arrested FamGuy |FamGuy Local [Local Local Local Local Local
PAX Doc Sue Thomas Diagnosis Murder Ministry Paid Prog Paid Prog Paid Prog
Cable Channels
ASH Wmdtalkers |CSI Miami [Windtalkers
■ASMSF The Color ol Money [The Color ol Money
ANIM AKC/Eukanuba National Championship |AKC/Eukanuba National Championship
BET f BET Weekend Inspiration
BRAVO i Inside The Actors Stu [Celebrity Poker Showdown Project Runway [Queer Eye
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COMEDY TBA | Insomniac South Par Insomniac [Jump Cuts
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26 17th state
27 Gamblers’
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THE HOUSTON HOME JOURNAL
Astro Graph
By Bernice Bede Osol
Sunday, Jan. 16, 2005
That which you hope to bring
into being in the year ahead
may take a little longer than
normal to achieve, but only
because your sights could be set
much higher than usual. If the
pace is a bit sluggish, don’t get
discouraged.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19) Try to stay on the best of
terms with those with whom
you share your day. If the rela
tionships aren’t affable, they
may cause unnecessary prob
lems for you by collectively
ganging up on you.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.
19) When it comes to do-it
yourself projects your judgment
might not be up to its usual
standards today, so be particu
larly careful when working
with machinery or sharp
objects
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)
ln your relationships with
others today, don’t try to force
issues on them that are not in
accord with their way of think
ing. Everybody is entitled to
their own beliefs, just as you
are.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Perhaps it would be better to
beg off doing something for
another that, in reality, you
resent doing. If your heart isn’t
in the task you’ll do a lousy job,
with the recipient being dis
pleased
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Being an independent
thinker can be an admirable
quality, but not if it’s based
purely on getting your own way
without any consideration for
others. It’s sure to awaken ani
mosity in pals today.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
Make certain you know what
you want today, because there’s
a chance you could strive very
hard for something only to dis
cover it really wasn’t worth the
effort it took to achieve it.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Timing can be very impor
tant today concerning a ven
ture in which you’re involved.
If you push projects before
they’re ready to be launched,
that which was so promising
could fail.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
Errors should be promptly
dealt with and corrected today
instead of trying to cover them
up or ignore them altogether. It
would compound your mistakes
and make a bad situation
worse.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
If you should have a disagree
ment today with someone with
whom you usually get along
well, go out of your way to
instantly rectify whatever
became disturbing. Don’t let
the issue fester.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
In striving to attain your objec
tives today, you must be very
careful not to do so at the
expense of another in the
process. It’s OK to be a go-get
ter, but be a nice person as well.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)
Should you see indications
today that your procedures are
producing undesirable results,
disengage yourself immediate
ly. It’s good to have stick-to
itiveness, but don’t ride a dead
horse.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-
Dec. 21) Caution and pru
dence are required today in all
your financial or commercial
undertakings, but it would be
worse should you get involved
in a joint venture. That could
spell double trouble.
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