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Astro Graph
By Bernice Bede Osol
Wednesday, Jan. 26, 2005
A new assertiveness will be
awakened within you in the
year ahead which will consider
ably enhance your potential for
success in whatever you under
take. No longer will second best
have any appeal for you; being
first will become a must.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.
19) - There isn’t apt to be any
patience left in you today for
people who tend to drag their
feet. You’ll toss them aside and
seek out associates who are as
energetic and eager to go as
you.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)
Perhaps your greatest asset
today is your determination to
succeed. Once this desire is
understood and answered by
you, objectives you set for your
self at this time become achiev
able.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Make up for the past two
days by taking bold measures
to ensure that your plans will
go smoother for you then they
did yesterday. Time is your ally
don’t dilly-dally.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Because of some reluctance
on your part, you may need a
bit of a push to get back on
track today. Teaming up with
an eager beaver will get you up
and on your way once again.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
Even though you are an
independent thinker, thank
goodness, you’re always willing
to change your mind. Today,
enthusiastic companions will
influence your attitude to do so
in a big way.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
lf you are a salesperson or in
a field that requires moving
about, this is an excellent day
to make a number of extra
calls. Your prospects for getting
new customers are particularly
good.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
Your leadership qualities will
be quite pronounced today in
both business and social situa
tions. When you take charge,
you’ll make things start to hap
pen and have everybody jump
ing on board.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Substantial accomplishments
are possible today, particularly
when your compassionate
instincts are aroused. In such
matters or cases, you’ll be help
ful to any and all who need you.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Your energetic and sparkling
personality will add luster and
life to any gathering today,
especially in business situa
tions. You bring out the best in
others and make them feel
important.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)
Devote your time, efforts
and energies today to ways to
advance your career or add to
your resources. These are the
two areas where substantial
rewards may exist for good
work.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-
Dec. 21) Chances are you
won’t waste any more time
today worrying about whether
your ideas will work or not.
You’ll try them out and, if they
fail, you’ll try again. You’ll real
ize action is essential.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19) Something that is
dependent on another for
which you’ve been nervously
waiting, but which has been
subject to multiple delays, may
break through the barriers
today. Act on it immediately.