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THE HOUSTON HOME JOURNAL
Astro Graph
By Bernice Bede Osol
Tuesday, March 1, 2005
In the year ahead, it might
become necessary to work a bit
harder than you have in the
past in order to get ahead.
However, when the bottom line
is tallied, you’ll be very glad you
put in all that extra effort.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)
A strong desire to win could
give you the edge over your
adversaries today in competi
tive involvements. However,
have all the determination you
want, but be sure to play fair.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Even though it might be one
of your more distasteful duties
and you’d prefer to spend your
time doing other things, it’s
best today you take care of
those household tasks you’ve
been neglecting.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Don’t reject those psycholog
ical energies stirring within you
today to do something fun. It
may be just what is needed to
get you to relax so that you can
function better with serious
issues.
GEMINI (May 2Wune 20)
This is a good time to dig in
and get cracking on projects or
jobs that are guaranteed to
yield big returns. It would be a
waste of a propitious day to
spend your time on new
untried ideas.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
You’ll have great reserve and
determination today upon
which you can draw, provided
you set your sights on an explic
it target. Don’t scatter your
forces or shoot from the hip.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Do
not be hesitant to speak up
today if you think you’re get
ting the bum end of a deal. Your
silence would be interpreted as
a sign of approval and you’d
lose chances to correct the
injustice.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
A friend of yours may come
under fire from an adversary
today. Instead of arguing and
trying to force your point of
view on a closed mind, simply
stand solidly behind your pal.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
It’ll be far better to keep your
objectives to yourself today.
Proceed toward them in an
energetic and dedicated man
ner and let your accomplish
ments do all the speaking for
you.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)
ln an involvement with an
associate today, there is a good
chance that you might have to
take on a responsibility that he
or she neglects or fails to do. All
will be a success in spite of this
person.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-
Dec. 21) lt might become
necessary today to become a bit
firmer than you’ve been with a
person who owes you some
thing if you hope to recover
what is yours. Don’t hesitate to
do what you have to.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19) Advice offered to you
today by a concerned associate
may be a bitter pill to swallow
upon first hearing. However, if
you study what is being said,
you’ll find it to be exactly what
you need.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.
19) ln order to satisfy your
own ends today, you might have
to work as hard for another as
you do for yourself. At first you
may resent it, but when it’s
done, you could find it benefits
you as well.
March 1, 20051