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Celebrity Cipher
by Luis Campos
Celebrity Cipher cryptograms are aeated from quotations by famous people, past and present
Each letter in the cipher stands for another.
Today's clue: S equals D
“IKGREOGRI 0 FKPHS YHGKIE
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- CRYTH JYOHRX
PREVIOUS SOLUTION - “The car has become the carapace, the protective
and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.” - Marshall McLuhan
(c) 2005 by NEA, Inc. 3-2
1 Wednesday Evening March 2, 2005]
Alias Wile Swap Local Local [Jimmy Kimmel
|wWUaCBB]6O Minutes King |Universe CSI: NY ~ Local Late Show Late Late
|WMGT/NBC[ Dateline Special West Wing Law & Order Local Tonight Show Conan
IVaWPCOt 70's Show | Simple Lit American Idol Local | Local Local Local Local Local
PAX Doc Sue Thomas Early Edition funniest Paid Prog Paid Prog PaidProg
Cable Channels
A&E American Justice | Michael Jackson Cas Biography American Justice
AMC ™ The Money Pit The Breakfast Club Death Becomes Her
ANIM Animal Face-Oft [Jeff Corwin Animal Cops Detroit [Animal Face-Ott Jett Corwin
BET Parkers [Girlfriends Coming To The Stage Club Comicview News |Music Spl Midnight Love
BRAVO Queer Eye Queer Eye Queer Eye West Wing Queer Eye
CMfT Great Balls ol Fire [Music Dukes ol Hazzard Inside Fame
I COMEDY |MadTV Insomniac [South Par South Par Reno 911 Daily Sho |Tough South Par |Reno9ll
DISC Life of Grime Mythbusters It Takes A Thief Life of Grime Mythbusters
DISN Disney Movie: TBA Raven |Sis, Sis Bug Juice |Lizzie Boy |Even
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ESPN™ Atlantic Coast Conference Basketball NBA Wednesday |Sportscenter
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FAM Love & Basketball [Whose Lin [Whose Lin The 700 Club Funniest Funniest
FOOD Emeril Live |Bobbie FI [Food Nati Good Eat Good Eat Iron Chet Emeril Live
FX There's Something About Mary Fear Factor King King
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42 Calcutta
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THE HOUSTON HOME JOURNAL
Astro Graph
By Bernice Bede Osol
Wednesday, March 2, 2005
Although your material
prospects look quite encourag
ing in the year ahead, it would
be advisable not to become
involved in any financial ven
ture with a friend. You can han
dle things better with persons
with whom you can keep things
all business.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)
Be careful not to do anything
out of spite today in order to get
even with someone who has
wronged you. If you do, there’s
a chance it will hurt you more
than it will your adversary.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Confidential information
that comes your way today may
be just too tempting and juicy
to keep to yourself. You’re a big
ger person than that, so no
matter how much you want to
tell all, don’t.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Persons about whom you
know little must be approached
with caution and vigilance. If
you’re too quick to trust an
individual, you could end up
with the short end of the stick.
Be careful.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
Have a clear-cut under
standing in advance as to who
is responsible for what should
you get involved in a joint effort
today. If the ground rules aren’t
established, someone couid get
cibustxl
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Be on your toes not to do
anything today that would
unnecessarily irritate your co
workers. If you make them
angry, don’t be surprised if they
make life rather uncomfortable
for you in return.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
One must always take extra
care when dealing in specula
tive activities, but today Lady
Luck is taking the day off and
won’t be around if you should
need her to save the day.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Disagreements between you
and your partner today should
be resolved only within the con
fines of your home and not
when out in public. Don’t be
reactive; hold your tongue and
wait until later.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
That assistance you were
depending on for undertaking a
tedious assignment might not
be available today. If you can’t
accomplish it unaided, wait for
another day when you can get
help.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)
A social obligation you’ve
been avoiding might force itself
into your schedule today. Don’t
be boorish or ungracious. Smile
and attend to it politely and get
it out of the way once and for
all.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-
Dec. 21) Outside influences
could prevent you from doing
something you had your heart
set on doing today. If this
occurs, try to exercise tolerance
and flow with the events
instead of bucking them.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19) Your endeavors must be
clearly defined and thought out
each step of the way today or
else you could end up painting
yourself in a corner. Instead of
rushing through things, make
haste slowly.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.
19) Should your friends get
involved today in an activity
you really can’t afford, don’t
feel compelled to go along with
it. You won’t have fun knowing
you will have to pay a hefty bill.