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rental
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as a sub
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14 Historical
records
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16 Import
vehicle
17 On strike
18 Say more
19 Math course
23 Artifice
25 Dublin's
land
26 Lb. or tsp.
29 Resentment
32 Hasty
escape
33 Tome
34 Make
waterproof
35 Curvy letter
36 Browse the
Internet
38 One more
time
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Celebrity Cipher
by Luis Campos
Celebrity Cipher cryptograms are created from quotations by famous people, past and present
Each letter in the cipher stands for another.
Today’s clue: R equals L
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- HPBBA OWWOVO
PREVIOUS SOLUTION - “A multitude of small delights constitute happiness.”
- Baudelaire
“Better to be happy than wise.” - John Heywood
(c) 2005 by NEA. Inc. 3-9
Wednesday Evening March 9, 20051
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Cable Channels
A&E American Justice Biography Crossing Jordan American Justice
MIC Rocky IV Rocky IV Rocky 111
ANM Animal Face-Off Jeff Corwin Animal Cops San Fra Animal Face-Off Jeff Corwin
BET Parkers [Girlfriends" Coming To The Stage Club Comicview News | Music Spl~ Midnight Love
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ESPN Championship Week Championship Week |Sporfscenter
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42 Not theirs
46 Eight bits
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52 Neater
53 Flammable
gas
54 Bilko's
bellow
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55 Sock
hoppers
56 Wolfgang’s
thanks
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chip maker
3 Happy loser
4 Many, many
years
5 Airport code
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6 Wall Street
purchase
7 Catch fire
8 Narrow inlet
9 Util, bill
10 Paycheck
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12 Commend
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31 Just
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37 “Turn Me
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THE HOUSTON HOME JOURNAL
39 Stiff
41 French I
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43 Kayak’s kin
44 Delia or
Pee Wee
45 Blister or
scrape
47 Cravings
48 Gam or
Rudner
49 Poker stake
50 Pass near
Pikes Peak
51 That girl
52 Tiny
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TV Listing
Astro Graph
By Bernice Bede Osol
Wednesday, March 9, 2005
Something you’ve always
wanted but never felt you could
achieve might be in the offing
for you in the year ahead. You
may finally find the way to
accomplish that which you’ve
labored over for some time.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)
Modify your behavior toward
others today with a lot of charm
and tact. Smiles and warmth
will achieve success and open
up ways to friendship even with
those who can be a bit pushy or
grumpy.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
lt could be one of those days
where it’ll seems like everybody
for whom you’ve done favors in
the past will want to recipro
cate in some form or another.
It’s your turn to be the receiver.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Friends and associates will
react warmly to you today in
response to your eagerness to
place their wishes on par with
your own. It’s always a sure
fire formula for being popular.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) -
Surprisingly, that which may
appear to be the most difficult
to do or seem to offer the great
est challenge for you today
might be the very thing that
ends up being the easiest task
to perform.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
lt always pays to be alert,
and today you might profit
from your keen perception of
another’s experience. What you
learn from it will later be put to
your beneficial use.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
Today you can reap some of
your greatest rewards from a
development initiated by
another rather than from your
own spadework. Be ready to
take advantage when opportu
nity knocks.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) -
Normally, it may not be too
smart to let your heart rule
your head in making important
decisions, but today could prove
to be an exception. Put yourself
in the other person’s shoes.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
If possible, work on projects
today that give you the latitude
to express your creativity and
artistry. The results will please
you and bring joy to others as
well.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)
Your popularity is on the rise
at this point in time, so just
continue today to be the nice
person that you are. People like
you for yourself and not for
what you have or can do for
them.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-
Dec. 21) Considerable enjoy
ment can be derived today from
expressing yourself in domestic
ways. Take the time to try your
hand at the culinary arts or
attempt something new in dec
orating your abode.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19) When it comes to your
most meaningful relationships,
don’t hold back or be bashful
about using terms of endear
ment. Those who care for you
will be pleased to know you
care for them.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.
19) lf there’s something lux
urious you’ve been wanting for
yourself but find a bit too
expensive, try checking some
different sources today. Your
chances for finding it at the
right price are good.