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cookie
13 Financial
mag
14 Sotto
15 Outfit
16 Beat-up
18 Buddhist
monk
20 Daisy
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21 Rx writers
22 Book
appendixes
25 Lgth. units
28 Ice-fishing
need
29 Shoe part
33 Cheesy
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36 Sir—
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37 Cloud
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Celebrity Cipher
by Luis Campos
Celebrity Cipher cryptograms are created from quotations by famous people, past and present
Each letter in the cipher stands for another.
Today's clue: N equals H
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PREVIOUS SOLUTION - “All of us who came after (Johnny Carson) are
pretenders. We will not see the likes of him again.” - David Letterman
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Sunday Evening March 13,2005
Extreme Makeover Ho Jake in Progress | Boston Legal Local Local Local Local
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WMOT/NBC The Contender Law & Order Cl Crossing Jordan Local Local Local
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A& E The First 48 Family Plots Intervention #2 CSI Miami [The First 48
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AIWA Up Close & Dangerous |Jett Corwin |Up Close & Dangerous
WET BET Inspiration
BRAVO Inside The Actors Stu |Footloose [Purple Rain
COT Nascar Moments Top 20 Countdown
COMEDY Juwanna Mann Chappelle |Chappelle~ South Par Shorties Hollow Me |Chappelle
DISC Extraordinary People [Conception To Birth Anatomy of Sex Extraordinary People Conception To Birth
DISN Disney Movie: TBA Raven j Phil Bug Juice Lizzie Boy Meets [Bracelace~
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FOOD Emeril Live |TBA TBA TBA Emeril Live
FX Cops Nip Tuck Nip/Tuck The Shield
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TV Listing
SUNDAY, MARCH 13, 2005 ♦
Astro Graph
By Bernice Bede Osol
Sunday, March 13, 2005
A rise in status is quite likely
for you in the year ahead in
your standing with your peers
and/or in your community, as
well as where your work or
career is concerned. That leap
you’ll take could turn out to be
a big one.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)
The race will go to the swift
today, so get an early start.
Once you capture the lead, keep
an eye peeled on the pack to be
sure that no one is gaining on
you just when you’re not look
ing. ;
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
What you can do best today
is to take bits and pieces of
information and put them
together into a source for per
sonal gain. Trust your talent
and cash in on what you come
up with.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Don’t waste this day on
mundane activities. Get on the
phone and make some plans
with friends to do something
fun. It’ll do you more good than
anything else you might do
today.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
lf you’re trying to formulate
a means today to best the com
petition with something con
cerning your work or career,
think about who your contacts
might be that have an inside
track to help.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Seek out the companionship
today of friends whose conver-;
sations tend to stimulate your
thinking and creativity. They
could help pull out a bright idea
that’s locked in the back of
your mind.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
Challenging situations awaken
your ingenuity and resourceful
ness today, so don’t try to duck
them as they arise. You may
even astound yourself with how
cleverly you overcome obsta
cles.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Should a helpful idea strike you
today as to how you can
improve upon a sagging rela
tionship that means a lot to
you, act on it immediately
before the inspiration deserts
you once again.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Don’t let yourself get in a posi
tion today where you are con
trolled by events, but should
that happen, use your smarts to
make what occurs work for you
instead of leaving it up to
chance.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)
Someone you bump into
occasionally may cross your .
path again today. If you would
take the time to get to know
one another better, you’ll dis
cover how much you have in
common.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-
Dec. 21) A method you’ve
been using to perform a tedious
task you dislike can be greatly
improved upon. There’s a good
chance that a procedure for
shortening the steps will occur
to you today.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19) You’re particularly adept
today, so if you’ve wanted to
improve your skills in a physi
cal activity, such as a fun sport,
this is a good day to take that
lesson. You’ll learn fast.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.
19) Give yourself plenty of
time to look around a bit if you
are doing any shopping today
for an expensive household
item. That bargain you’re seek
ing is out there, but finding it is
another story.
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