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13 Poles'
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town
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21 Common
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Celebrity Cipher
by Luis Campos
Celebrity Cipher cryptograms are created from quotations by famous people, past and present
Each letter in the cipher stands for another
Today's clue: Z equals H
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PREVIOUS SOLUTION - “I’ll be right back.” - Johnny Carson, when asked
by Mike Wallace, “What would you want your epitaph to be?"
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THE HOUSTON HOME JOURNAL
Astro Graph
By Bernice Bede Osol
Tuesday, March 15, 2005
Although you can do well in
joint ventures in the year
ahead, chances are you will fare
better in enterprises which you
personally control. Should you
get involved in any, try to play a
leading role in your contribu
tion.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)
You have the ability to
accomplish what you set out to
do today, but not the patience.
If you are haphazard about
your work, you are apt to leave
a number of loose ends hang
ing.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Usually you’re pretty good at
sizing up situations accurately,
but today you may jump to an
erroneous conclusion based
upon a faulty premise. Take
care and time in evaluating
things.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
lt could prove to be quite
imprudent of you today to
make extravagant purchases
today based upon income you
haven’t received as yet. Those
funds may be needed for neces
sities
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
A course of action, which at
first appears to offer you an
easy out concerning your work
or career, may not necessarily
be the right one today. Be real
istic when making judgment
calls.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
All the good intentions in the
world will count for nil today if
they are executed in a slipshod
manner. To get the desired
results, you must take your
time and be methodical with
details.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) - It
might be far too easy for you
today to be wasteful with your
resources as well as those of
others. Be budget-minded and
remember to take care when
working with funds that aren’t
yours.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Objectives that are important
to you may not be of equal
interest to your associates, so
don’t assume you can count on
them to jump in when asked.
Check in advance before start
ing things.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
If your heart isn’t in your work
today, you would be better off
temporarily shelving distaste
ful projects, because in all prob
ability you’ll do a terrible job
and make a mess of things.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)
Be particularly careful when
dealing in business or commer
cial situations today, especially
those that require an invest
ment on your behalf. They may
have sizzle but no substance.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-
Dec. 21) - Don’t get caught off
guard and make a binding
agreement today merely to pla
cate another. If it does not serve
the best interests of everybody
involved, it is guaranteed to
unravel and fail.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19) Unfortunately, you could
have a tendency today to look
for excuses to postpone things
instead of valid reasons to be
productive. Valuable time that
is wasted can never again be
rppnvprpn
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.
19) ln order to satisfy your
extravagant whims today, there
is a strong probability that you
will give in to them and pay far
more for things than they are
worth. Be cognizant of their
values.
March 15, 2005]