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by Luis Campos
Celebrity Cipher cryptograms are created from quotations by famous people, past and present
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PREVIOUS SOLUTION - “They conquer who believe they can.’
- John Dryden
“Doubt whom you will, but never yourself.” - Christian Bovee
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THE HOUSTON HOME JOURNAL
By Bernice Bede Osol
Wednesday, March 16, 2005
Pisceans aren’t especially
known for their boldness, but
in the year ahead a new
courage may emerge out of you
and take you in directions that
will prove quite fortuitous.
You’ll have no fear of striving
for lofty goals.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)
All joint ventures should
work out rather well for you
today, but you’ll be especially
fortunate when you involve
yourself with someone with
whom you have strong emo
tional ties.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
lt’s been said that two heads
are better than one, so today
put yours together with some
one whose thinking you
respect, and collectively you’ll
come up with the solution you
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Lady Luck favors you in
your work or career today and
she may prove it to you in
material ways. You could reap a
larger return in an area where
nothing more was expected
than usual.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
The major reason why you’ll
be such a standout today
among your peers is that your
warm, friendly and jovial dispo
sition will be the welcomed
tonic they so desperately need.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Something very lucky is
developing for you today in
ways that may not be immedi
ately visible to you. It won’t be
by happenstance; someone you
previously helped will be the
instigator.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
Hopes can be realized today
provided you deal with those
who are as visionary and pro
gressive as yourself. Find that
right person and Dame Fortune
will take over from there.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
You’re capable of turning
almost any situation you desire
in which you’re presently
involved into something that
will bring you joy. The reason is
that Lady Luck will be your ally
today.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Maintain a positive and opti
mistic outlook and attitude
today and you can make this a
red-letter day for you.
Whatever you envision for
yourself will materialize into
reality.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)
Shared endeavors will be the
ones that seem to offer you the
greatest opportunities and
chances for success today. Team
up with someone who is upbeat
and looking to make things
happen.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-
Dec. 21) Make plans to share
your day with friends or associ
ates you enjoy being with,
because the loner role will do
nothing for you. Better yet, do
something with one who is very
special to you.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19) Because your purposes
will be noble and your goals are
charitable, there will be little
doubt that you’ll find success
today. Lady Luck is rewarding
those who display their finer
qualities.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.
19) You’ll be the luckiest
today in creative ventures, so
let your imaginative talents do
their thing. Arrange your
affairs in ways where you’ll be
able to put the best that’s in
you to good uses.
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45 Goldfish
46 Albuquer
que hrs.
47 “Thrilla in
Manila”
boxer
48 Gypsy man
50 Prefix for
classic
51 Windsor’s
prov.
52 Stockholm
carrier
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Astro Graph
March 16, 2005