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neighbor
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letters
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Celebrity Cipher
by Luis Campos
Celebrity Cipher cryptograms are created from quotations by famous people, past and present.
Each letter in the cipher stands for another.
Today’s clue: Y equals M
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PREVIOUS SOLUTION - “Time and tide wait for no man, but time always
stands still for a woman of thirty.” - Robert Frost
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31 Rabbit coops
33 Bullring
shout
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36 Playground
shout
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THE HOUSTON HOME JOURNAL
Astro Graph
By Bernice Bede Osol
Tuesday, April 5, 2005
Friendships may take on a
greater significance for you in
the year ahead and thereby
establish a number of new rela
tionships. Each will be of social
or professional importance in
your life.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
By being as concerned about
the affairs of others as you are
your own interests today, you
will be able to stimulate cooper
ation and success. Become self
centered and all could come to a
halt.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Today’s most fun and excit
ing developments are likely to
be those which you don’t plan,
so keep your schedule as flexi
ble as possible so that you can
change directions when events
call for it.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
You’re always prepared to
deal with projects that are not
of a conventional nature and
today that is exactly what you
may do. Let your imagination
dictate your methods and tac
tics.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Albeit unorthodox, what
occurs today could have a posi
tive effect on broadening your
horizons and outlook. Look for
this new enlightenment to
come about from a most unusu
al source.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
Problems that appear to be
totally unsolvable to others
today are likely to have obvious
solutions as far as you’re con
cerned. Don’t hesitate to speak
up if you have the answers at
hand.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Allow those little flashes of
inspiration and insight you reg
ularly get to guide your deci
sion-making process today.
They’ll be just what you’re
looking for, and will be quite
beneficial for all.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
That wonderful imagination
you have will be your greatest
asset today for enabling you to
further your aspirations. Don’t
be afraid to think out of the
usual realm of things.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)
Something rather exciting
could develop through a person
you’ll meet today or have
recently met socially. You’ll dis
cover that you and your new
pal will have much to share and
enjoy together.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-
Dec. 21) lt’s not unusual for
your focus to center on lots of
little incidental things that you
can do for your loved ones, and
today engaging in just such
activity is what will bring you
the most satisfaction.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19) Chances are you could
run into someone today who
might be the last person you
would expect to encounter, yet
it’ll be an individual with whom
you’ve been most anxious to re
establish contact.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.
19) There are encouraging
indications that your material
interests can be expanded
today if you are alert enough to
move swiftly when something
develops that could promise
personal gain.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)
Even though you have an
innate protectiveness about
you that can cause you to hold
back when something unusual
occurs, today your mind is like
ly to be ready to try something
new.
April 5, 2005