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Astro Graph
By Bernice Bede Osol
Sunday, April 17, 2005
Important ambitions can be
fulfilled in the year ahead in
areas where you may have pre
viously failed because of an
upbeat outlook you’ll adopt.
With this new attitude, the
sweet taste of success will be
yours.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
lt would be a mistake to pre
judge people or events today.
Although some may not work
out as you envision them, the
odds are that Lady Luck will
make things come out even bet
ter for you.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Tasks that challenge your
know-how and imagination will
prove to be more fun than you
might envision. You’ll get a kick
out of solving knotty problems
and think more of yourself for
it.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
Someone new you meet
today could turn out to be very
important in your life down the
line. Make it a point to go out of
your way to be friendly to
everyone you encounter at this
time.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
You’ll be luckier than usual
today in matters where there is
something of material value at
stake. If you’re uncertain of
yourself, wait until the last
minute before making your
closing moves.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
Optimism and a hopeful atti
tude will smooth over any
rough roads you may find your
self traveling today. Your posi
tive mood will also make it bet
ter for those who walk at your
side.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Pay special heed to your intu
ition today when it tries to tell
you something, especially in sit
uations that affect your present
concerns. Don’t be reluctant to
think big or act bold.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Persons who have clout and
influence will think favorably
of you today and aren’t likely to
turn down any request you may
make of them. This is the time
to let them know your needs.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)
The reason your possibilities
for achieving an important
objective are so good today is
that in fulfilling your needs,
you’ll also be thinking of the
welfare of others.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-
Dec. 21) By maintaining
optimistic tunnel vision where
your targets are concerned
today, your dreams and wishes
can be translated into realities.
It isn’t likely you’ll let anything
dash your hopes.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19) Although it may have
appeared to you that you’ve
been overlooked for something
you had a hand in achieving,
this oversight could be correct
ed today with larger than
expected rewards.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.
19) What makes you so for
tunate today is a loyal ally who
will be looking out for your best
interests. This person will
make certain that all your
bases are covered and nothing
goes amiss for you.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)
Fortunate is the person who
has you acting on behalf of his
or her interests today. What
you put forth for your pal’s
sake will be so positive and
upbeat, no one could turn down
your requests.
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