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forte
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natured
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building
56 Pry bars
57 Batons
58 Pack animal
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founder
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THURSDAY, MAY 19, 2005
By Bernice Bede Os ol
Thursday, May 19, 2005
Some interesting times may
be in the offing for you in the
year ahead. You could become
successfully involved in an
arrangement that up until now
you would have considered way
beyond your scope of operation.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
You could he rather fortu
nate today in matters that
relate to your material affairs.
Lady Luck will be slipping gold
en opportunities your way with
the idea of filling up your wal
let.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
Ventures you put your full
force behind today have excel
lent chances of succeeding.
Once you determine your tar
get, zone in and continue to
focus on the bull’s-eye until you
hit the mark.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Several persons you have
treated with great kindness are
quite eager to reciprocate. You
may see a couple of good things
coming your way today through
one or more of these individu-
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) A
large hope you’ve been nurtur
ing that isn’t necessarily of a
material nature has a good
chance of becoming a reality
much sooner than you think. It
could happen as early as today.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Conditions in general favor you
today with both your career
interests and personal finances.
Flow with the tide of events
Lady Luck is providing and try
to upgrade yourself in both
areas.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
The ideas and concepts you get
today pertaining to ways that
would further your personal
interests are very sound and
should not be ignored. Test the
waters and you’ll see for your
self ♦
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)
You could benefit in some
manner today through some
thing of a secretive nature. It
may be a matter you won’t
want to discuss with other peo
ple at this time, and perhaps
you shouldn’t.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-
Dec. 21) A new venture in
which you’ve recently become
interested has greater promise
than you think. Dame Fortune
will make certain that you
won’t have too much trouble
getting it launched.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19) This can be a very
rewarding day for you, provid
ing you focus on assignments
that serve a practical purpose.
Don’t lessen your possibilities
by wasting time on anything
frivolous.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.
19) Although you may not
set out to do so, you will com
pletely out-poll your peers
today where personal populari
ty is concerned. What makes
you so appealing is your unpre
tentious demeanor.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)
Primarily through your
efforts, something exceptional
ly good will develop at this time
that will be beneficial to you
and your family as a unit.
Today may usher in the first
signs.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
There are good reasons
today for you to view all situa
tions in general optimistically.
Multiple conditions, as well as
people, will provide you with a
favorable environment for suc
cess.
38 Klutz
41 Epic
of Troy
43 Shack
45 Head
phones
47 Fluid rock
48 Footnote
word
49 Flo’s
co-worker
50 Newspaper
execs
51 Yak
52 Zoologist's
eggs
53 Monsieur's
wine
54 Pipe fitting
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