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THE HOUSTON HOME JOURNAL
Astro Graph
By Bernice Bede Osol
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
Endeavors over which you
have direct control should work
out quite satisfactorily for you
in the year ahead. However, if
you team up with anybody in a
work project, make certain that
this person won’t take you
down the drain.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Do not allow self-doubts to
influence you to the point
where you won’t even try to
make an effort today. It’s better
to advance some small inroads
than not to have any at all.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
Avoid debating subjects with
others today on which you’re
not an expert and can’t sub
stantiate your statements.
You’ll look smarter saying
nothing than trying to defend
questionable premises.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Be careful today, because your
generous nature could easily be
imposed upon. Someone with
greedy motives who is aware
that you’re easy pickings may
use this to his or her advantage.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Your opinions may not be as
popular with your friends and
associates as you might lead
yourself to believe today. So at
the first sign of rejection, don’t
try to foist your ideas on others.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)
Be realistic regarding the
value of work or service you’re
able to offer to others today. If
your performance or quality of
work does not match your price
tag, you may not get paid at all.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-
Dec. 21) Showboating may
be just fun and games to you,
but it might come off as trying
to upstage those who are less
flamboyant than you. Be sensi
tive to the needs of friends to be
recognized as well.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan.
19) When trying to make
some headway involving your
work or career today you need
to be decisive and straightfor
ward. If you hem and haw or
are wishy-washy, you won’t
make any progress.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.
19) Normally you’re rather
adept at sizing up situations
accurately and quickly, but
today your mental lenses may
be a bit out of focus or in of
need cleaning and cause you
• distorted vision.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)
For economic reasons, it will
prove wise today for you to
avoid extravagant companions
who can lead you astray. If you
attempt to keep up with these
high rollers, you’ll greatly
regret it later.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Any important decisions you
may have to make today should
not be influenced by persons
who might exercise question
able judgment. Keep your own
counsel and make your own
choices.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Be careful how you deal with
others today. People who are in
positions to assist you may
quickly renege if they suspect
you expect them to do things
that you can easily do for your
self*.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
Strive to be hopeful in all of
your involvements and endeav
ors today, but by the same
token be realistic about what
they entail. Castles built upon
sand will collapse with the first
groundswell.
June 28, 20051