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Celebrity Cipher
by Luis Campos
Celebrity Cipher cryptograms are created from quotations by famous people, past and present
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“Success has been a lobotomy to my past.” - Norman Mailer
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WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 31, 2005 ♦
Astro Graph
By Bernice Bede Osol
Wednesday, Aug. 31, 2005
Several of those things which
you desire for yourself can be
realized in the year ahead, how
ever, it may be necessary for
you to first make some changes.
The opportunities you seek will
be ushered in by your alter
ations.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
The wisest course of action
today is not to count your
chickens before they are
hatched. Conditions are a little
unsteady and things might not
work out adhering to your
game plan.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23)
Unfortunately, more responsi
bility than you are anticipating
may be dumped into your lap
today by the powers that be. It
won’t help to lessen the load
one bit by getting uptight or by
ranting and raving.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22)
Just because things may
look as if they are going reason
ably smoothly for your friends
today, don’t expect optimum
behavior out of them.
Underneath it all, they could be
quite unnerved.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-
Dec. 21) lf you hope to
achieve your objectives today,
you are going to have to be pre
pared to push yourself a bit
harder than you had expected.
Don’t let minor setbacks dis
courage you.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22Jan.
19 ) The only way that better
relationships can be established
today with out-of-sorts associ
ates is to talk things out in an
open and frank fashion. Say
what’s on your mind without
holding back.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.
19) Unless you have a valid
reason for doing so, making
changes for change’s sake will
prove to be self-defeating today.
Boredom or monotony will not
be an excuse for losing what
you had.
PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)
Be advised that it will be
necessary for you to first set the
example in order to encourage
others to be cooperative with
you today. Waiting for them to
make the first move will prove
frujf IziSILJ
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
lf you haven’t done what
was expected of you for the past
couple of days when conditions
were favorable, you might be
called on the carpet today for
your lack of action. Don’t make
excuses.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Conditions in general appear
to be somewhat favorable for
you today, but yet unexpected
situations could arise which, if
you’re not on your toes, could
turn out to be quite unpleasant.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
There’s a good chance you
could find yourself having to
deal with someone today who
believes him/herself to be supe
rior to others. Don’t allow this
egotist to make you feel inferi
or.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
lf you have to do some com
plicated mental work today, just
to be on the safe side, have
someone who is bright and
dependable go behind you to
check out all your facts and fig
ures.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Be
careful where your financial
affairs are concerned today
because conditions are not
what they should be at this
time. It’s a period where your
gains and losses may cancel
each other out.
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