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July 28. 1909. TH
Story Corner
A HERD OF BULLS.
The herding of bulls is not by any
means confined to the Emerald Isle. It
was ?
A Scotch woman who said that the
butcher of her town only killed half a
beast at a time.
A Dlltohmfln wlin oniH that a nio- YyoA ??
ii'arks on his ears except a short tail.
A British magistrate who being told
by a vagabond that he was not married,
responded, "That's a good thing for your
wife."
A Frenchman, who, contentedly laying
his head upon a large stone jar for a
pillow, stufFed it with hay.
An American lecturer, who solemnly
said one evening, "Parents, you may have
children; or, if not, your daughters may
have."
A German orator who, warming with
his subject, exclaimed, "There is no man,
woman or child in the house who has arrived
at the age of fifty years but has
felt the truth thundering through their
minds for centuries."?Selected.
80 IT DOES.
"I wish you'd thread this needle, mother,"
said Martha in despair; "every time
I get near its eye with my thread, it
blinks!"?The Delineator.
Madge?"You surely not going to send
George that letter after making those
horrid blots on the paper?"
Marjorie?"Of course, you little goose.
I'll just draw circles around them and
tell him they are kisses."?Puck.
Professor Palmer, of Harvard, says that
the masculine habit of rigid logical reasoning
is contracted very early, and in
illustration he tells the following story:
"A little boy and girl of my acquaintance
were tucked up snug In bed when
their mother heard them talking.
' ' I wonder what we're here for?' asked
the little boy. The girl remembered the
lessons that had been taught her and replied
sweetly:
" 'We are here to help others.' The
little hoy sniffed.
'Then, what are the others here for?*
he asked."
"Miss Sharpe?Vera," he began, "you
uiuHi K.uuw wny i rntve uubii caning nere
so much; why I sit here in the parlor
with you night after night?"
"I suppore, Mr. Kloseman," the girl interrupted,
"it's cheaper to do that than
take me out anywhere."?Ex.
THE DIFFICULTY.
"Oh, dear!" sighed her husband's wife.
"I can't find a pin anywhere. I wonder
where all the pins go to, anyway.'
"That's a difficult question to answer,"
replied his wife's husband, "because they
are always pointed intone direction and
headed another."?Chicago News.
E PRESBYTERIAN OF THE SO
The Normal and
ASHEVILLF.
Under cure Presbyterian Church. Offer
15 teachers and officers?experts. Site nn
tuition, |125 per year. For catalogue, add:
Presbyterian Bib
FOR CHRISTIAN WORKER
Correspondence Courses?ill the E
History, and Doctrine; Foreign Mission
School opens Sept. 9, 1909.?Corn
SUIldav school workers Rihle tej?ehr>r? X
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REV. GEO. O. BACHMAN, Supt.
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THE MOONB
Has Moved from Murfi
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Ideal location in the mountains
good discipline-and all that makes fc
The Alabama Pi
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Session begins September 16,
Faculty composed of graduates o
Annlston. is in the mountains of
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life of the community can not but b(
for catalogue, address, William
HORNER MIL
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J. C. HORNER,
Classical, Scientific, and Engllsl
or the government academies. Mint
manly carriage. Academy 58 years o
with the principal and ladies of his t
tlvates and educates. Modern build!!
crowding. Best moral, mental, physi
letlc park, one-quarter mile running 1
vlronment. In the social atmosphere
| for over a century as an educational
UTH.
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NORTH CAROLINA
l to young women three thoroi
rivaled for henlthf uluexn nftrt
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!S, NASHVILLE, TENN.
Inghsh Bible; Sunday schoc
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of East Tennessee. Tho
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resbyterian (
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>f the leading universities
North Alabama, 1,000 fee
te is unsurpassed. The s
s helpful to young men,
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JOHN W. STAGG, D
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1851-1903.
Principal, Oxford, N. C.
h Courses. Prepares for <
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Id. with experienced teach
amUy, securing the culture
rags, perfect sanitation, wli
cal, and social training,
track, 300 acres. Ideal ell
of refined Christian people
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social and moral
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