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November 17, 1909. THE
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INCOMPETENT.
"Father." asked the small hnv nf nn
editor, "is Jupiter inhabited?" "I don't
know, my son," was the truthful answer.
Presently he was interrupted again.
"Father, are there any sea serpents?"
"I don't know, my son." The little fellow
was manifestly cast down, but presently
rallied and again approached the
great source of information. "Father,
what does the North Pole look like?"
But, alas! again the answer, "I don't
know, my son." At last, in desperation,
he inquired, with withering emphasis:
"Father, how did you get to be an editor?"?Zion's
Herald.
WHEN WOMEN VOTE.
District Visitor: "Good morning, Mrs.
Perkins. I hope you are coming to the
i nionist Association garden party at Sir
Archibald's this afternoon, to hear our
candidate speak?"
Mrs. Perkins: "Well, no; you see,
Mum, my neighbor, Mrs. 'Opkins, she belongs
to that, so I joined the Liberal Government,
so we can look arter one another's
babies while t'other's at meetings."?Punch.
A pretty school teacher, noticing one
of her little charges idle, said, sharply:
"John, the devil always finds something
lor idle hands to do. Come up here and
let nte give you some work."
"Pa!" said the little Pennsylvania boy.
' Well?"
is me moon maae or green cneese?"
"Not if the contract called for green
cheese, son. But run along, Little boys
mustn't monkey with politics."?Exchange.
First Milliner: You have designed the
North Pole hat? Second Milliner: Yes; it
will be a matter of dispute between the
purchaser and her husband.?New York
Sun.
"How do you pronounce s-t-i-n-g-y?"
'he teacher asked the young gentleman
nearest the foot of the class. And the
sn art boy stood up and said it depended
:i fcreat deal whether the word applied to
a nian or a bee.?London News.
"If you dare to kiss me again, I will
call papa!"
"1 thought you said your father was in
California?*'
"He is."
Mrs. Hix: "I don't take any stock in
these faith cures, brought about by the
'aying on of hands."
Mrs. Dix: "Well, I do; I cured my litt'e
boy of the cigarette habit that way."
TL*riJE"*c?* of humora arc worae than
HofJ?> a VO* ?nd*n*?* the whole ajatetr.
th iT f Smr**P*r^'l* eradicates ail ban re. cam all
alterant**'1 ?,ntw*rd effecla. It la the treat
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