The Norcross advance. (Norcross, Ga.) 18??-????, July 11, 1873, Image 4

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A DAY DREAM. BY TBBODOBK CARPENTER. In a long-forgotten pocket, Tied up with a silken band, I found it: only a letter, Traced in a girlish hand. I read it over and over, Ah, me! as I did before, •. In the days that were full of sunlight— The days that are no more. I dreamed of a golden Summer, Far back in a joyous time, When every day was a poem, And every hour a rhyme. There came a fragrance of roses, And lilacs andm ; gnonette, And a sound of sylvan music, And the eyes that are with me yet. A flood of purple sunset, In scintillant glory came, Till the deep old forests kindled. And burned like a fluid of flame. There came a girlish figure, With billows of floating hah, And she bent her face above me— An angel over my chair. I saw it all in a moment, While I held the crumpled sheet; And then, as the vision faded, The long, gray city street, With its hateful rush and clamor, Came back to my weary eyes; Ah I still the fruitless struggle! Ah! still the worthless prizs. THE VACANT CHAIR. A Sabbath stillness fills the room, As twilight deepens into night, And all around is darkened gloom— Thy presence gives no gleam of light. Memory recalls thy absent face, The sunny smile thou used to wear; We turn to catch tny warm embrace, And meet, alas! - thy vacant chair. We miss thy well-remembered form, Thy silvery voice, so sweet and clear, The heart whose feelings, pure and warm, Had made thee to our own so dear. The books, the flowers thy band pressed, We treasure with the deepest care ; The very room thy presence blessed, Now hold", alas! thy vacant chair. A rosebud’s broken from the tree, Thy lute’s unstrung upon the ground; We turn in vain to look for thee, And listen for thy footstep’s soud. We miss the clasp of thy dear hands, Thy words that oft could banish care, And memory wields a magic wand, As we gaze upon thy vacant chair. THE DEACON’S DOG, It was a great many yeart ago, at a camp-meeting, that Brother Higgins, a good man, but passionately fond of dogs, came in one day accompanied by a black and-tan hound. Somebody asked him to address the congregation, and he mounted the stand for the purpose, while his dog sat down upon his haunches immediately in front, looking at his master. In the midst of the discourse, which entertained us much, another dog came up, and after a few social whiffs at Brother Higgins’ dog began to examine the hind leg of the latter with his teeth, apparently for the purpose of ascertaining it it w r as tender. An ani mated contest ensued, and one of the con gregation came forward for the purpose of separating the animals. His efforts were not wholly successful. He would snatch at the leg of Hiegin’s dog, but before his hand got there the yellow dog would be on that side, and would probably take an in cidental and cursory bite at the deacon’s hand. Brother Higgins paused in hia dis course and watched the deacou. Then he exclaimed, !‘dpit in his eye, Brother Thompson, spit in the hound’s eye!”— Brother Thompson did, and thefight ended “But I just want to say,” etntinued Mr. Higgins, mine can eat up any salmon col ored animal in the State, and then chaw up the bones of its ancestors for four genera tions, without turning a hair 1 You un deiHaul me!” Then the services pro ceeded, TUB MOTHER AS A HAIR-CUTTER. You can always tell a boy whose moth er cuts his hair. Not because the edges of it look ail if it had beeu ehewd off by an absent minded harse, but you tell it by ♦v- j WIT AND HUMOR. What commits the greatest abominations? Nations. What is necessary to a farmer to assist him ? System. What is the best advice to give a justice of the peace 1 Peace. What must be done to conduct a news paper right ? Write. Send out your children to take air when there is a “spanking breeze.” Doctor Johnson once reprimanded a man for selling liquor. “Imust live,” said the inn-keeper. “I see no necessity for that,’, replied the doctor. “Jenny,” said a Scotch minister, stoop ing from his pulpit, “have ye got a peen about ye?” “Yes, minister.” “Then stick it into that sleeping brute o a man o’ yours by your side.” An Irishman applying for a license to sell whisky, was asked by the Judge if he had a good moral character. “Faith, yer honor, I don’t see the necissity of a good moral character to sell whisky.” A minister made and interminable call upon a lady. Her little daughter present grew very weary of his conversation, and at last whispered in an audible -whisper: “Didn’t he bring his amen with him, mama ?” A young gentleman having called in his physician, said: “Now, sir, 1 want no tri fling; I wish you to strike at the cause of my disease.” “It shall be done,” replied the doctor, and, lifting his cane, he smash ed the decanter of wine upon the table. A small chap on the street with a big hat on, stsanger sees him and cries out— “ Hallo, hat, where are you going with that boy ?’’ An old lady hearing some one say that mails were very irregular, said: “It was just so in my young days—no trusting any of them.” Squilcn asked his friend why he married so little a wife? “Why,” said he, “I thought you had known that of all evils we should choose the least?” Mrs. Jenkins complained in the evening that the turkey she had eaten at thanks giving did not set well. “Probably, ” Jenkins, “it was not a hen-turkey. ” He got a glass of water In his face. A minister who had received a number of calls, and could scarcely decide whieh was the best, asked the advice of a faith ful old negro, wdio replied, “Massa, go whar dere is de mos’ debbil.” Ac urchin suffering from the application of the birch, 22 M . “Forty rods are said to be a furlong. I know u 2.‘ U;r : let anybody get such a plaguey licking as I liavC had ; and he’ll find out that one rod makes an acher! ” A newly married woman of genteel ap pearance, went into a furniture shop a few days since, and inquired for a family fruit basket. She was shown a large cradl , which was just what she w anted. A band, which serenaded a young mar ried couple in one of our surburban towns, the other evening selected a peculiarly hap py and flattering piece, known as “The monkey mariied the baboon's sister.” “Teddy, my boy, jist guess how many cheeses there ere bag, and faith I’ll give ye the wholq five.” “Five, to be sure.”— “Arrah, by my soul! bad luck to the man that tould ye. ” , At one of his lectures, George Francis Train shouted, “Now. then, any body can at-k me questions.” Whereas an old lady got up and said, “Mr. Train, I would like to know what makes a pot-leg always burn in two in the middle.” The American traveler was nonplussed. A peasant went into a large city and was attracted to a banking-office, where he saw people go out and in without getting any goods, apparently, as in other shops. He ventured to enter and ask the teller what was sold there. “Asses’ heads,” was the sneering answer. “What a busi you have!” said the rustic; “I see you have but one left.” A fellow who was nearly eaten out of bouse and home by the constant visits of hi* ♦riends, was one day complaining bit “CX„n, . J. M. Holbrook, WHOLESALE & RETAIL DEALER IN MEN’S BOYS’ MISSES’ and ALDIES’ HATS. Keeps constantly on hand a large Stock of all the LATEST STYLES & NOVELTIES. Know'n to the trade, and consisting in part of the follow ing brands : “BRODW f”SILK “TRDE” II To “YOUNG MN’S” ‘PERL” and BBLCK DRESS CBSSIMERE ENGLISH CORK." And the’folloingß styles in the finest FURS: TULIPZEPHYR THERE Y MNSARPNOVELTY ...., BETTY and SIDE NUTUB of all grades. MOBLIER.. VN DALIER SURE THING... .SHAKSP ERE METEORBLACK BEAVER And velvet finished goods of all grades PANAMA SECURIY and CANTON STRAW HATS of all descriptions. LADIES’ AND MISSES’ HATS. CROCHET RIVBL ENDORA LYNNET REGATTA .. y .MONTBNA ROCHELLE APENB {ROSIaHi .. MISS LINTON... .... TULIP and RAMBLER .... PELMETTO HATS —•’v.nrnHS tO Dien- EMPIRE STEAM PLANING MILL AND Sash, Blind and Door MANUFACTORY. o ,1. C. Peck& Co BUILDERS, MANUFACTUR’RS AND DEALERS IN LUMBER OF ALL KINDS, Laths, Shingles, Hubs, Spokes and Handles, Sash, Blinds, Doors, Mollldings, Brackets, Counters, Desk s Tables, Show Cases Paints, Oils, Glass and Putty, Direct from Manufactures at the Lowest Rates, With our new aud improved maceinery wc can m*,. A DLFY ALL COMPETITION. DON'T FORGET THE PLACE, Corner Loyd St. and Georgia R. R. opposite Gen’l Passenger Depot. JUhlxuiliuUli&k Vinegar Bitters are rot a vile Fancy D.'ink, » ade of Foor Rum, Whiskey, Proof Spirits and F efuse Liquors; doctored, spiced, and sweetened to please the taste, called “.Appetizers,” “ Restorers,’’ &c., that lead the tippler on to drunk enness and ruin, but area true Medicine, mafde from the native roots and herbs of California, free from all Alcoholic Stimulants. They are the Great- Blood Purifier and a Life-giving Principle, a Per fect Renovator and fnVigOtator of the System, Car rying oil all poisonous matter and restoring the blood to a healthy condition, enriching it, refreshing and invigorating botli mind and body. They are easy of administration, prompt in their action, cer tain in their results, safe and reliable in all forms of disease. No Persoix can take these Bitters ac cording to directions, and remain Jong unwell, pro vided their bones are not destroyed by mineral poi son or other means, and the vital organs wasted bevond the point of repair. Dyspepsia or Indigestion. Headache, Pain in the Shoulders. Coughs, Tightness of the Che>t, Dizziness, Sour Eructations of the Stomach, Bad Taste in the Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpi tation of the Heart, Inflammation of the Lungs, Pain in the regions of the Kidneys, and a hundred other painful symptoms, are the offsprings of Dys pepsia. In these complaints it has no equal, and one bottle will prove a better guarantee of its merits than a h ngthy advertisement. For Female Complaints, in young or old, marrhd or single, at the dawn of womanhood, or the turn of life, these Tonic Bitters display so de cided an influence that a marked improvement is soon perceptible. For Inflammatory and Chronic Rheumatism and Gout, Dyspepsia or Indiges tion, Bilious, Remittent and Intermittent Fevers, I iseases of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys and Bladder, ihise Sitters nave been rflost successful. Such Diseases are caused by Vitiated Blond, which is generally produced by derangement of the Digestive r s bey arc a Gentle Purgative as well as a Tunic, possessing also the peculiar merit of actii'" as a powerful agent in relieving Congestion or Inflammation of the Liver and Visceral Organs, and in Bilious Diseases- For Skin Diseases, Eruptions, Tetter, Salt- Rheum, Blotches, Spots, Pimpivs. Pustules, Boils, Carbuncles, Ring-worms, Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Erysipelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discolorations of the Skin, Humors and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever n one or nature, are literally dug up and carried out of the system in a short time by the use of these Bitters. One bottle in sucl\ cases will convince the most incredulous of their curative effects. Cleanse, the Vitiated Blood whenever vox find its impurities bursting through the skin m Pimples, Eruptions, or Sores; cleanse it when you find it obstructed and sluggish in the veins ; cleanse it when it is foul; your feelings will tell you when. Keep the blood pure, and the health of the system will follow. Grateful thousands proclaim Vinegar Bitters the most wonderful lirvigorant that ever sustained the sinking system. Pin, Tape, and other Worms, lurking in the system of so many thousands, are effectually destroyed and removed. Says a distinguished phy siologist: There is scarcely an individual upon the face of the earth whose body is exempt from the presence of worms. It is not upon the healthy ele ments of the body that worms exist, but upon the diseased humors and slimy deposits that breed these living monsters cf disease. No system of Medi cine, no vermifuges, no anthelminitics, will free the system from worms like these Bitters. Mechanical Diseases. Persons engaged In Paints and Minerals, such as Plumbers, Type setters, Cold-beaters, and Miners, as they advance in life, will be subject to paralysis of the Bowels. To guaid against this take a dose of Walker's Vinegar B.TTEks once or twice a week, as a Pre ... * ; ve. iti'.o, Remittent, »«<1 Intermit which are so prevalent ■*> the yal- States, especially those o. th ?,, MS "^"l p! ’ A ° b h ‘ a ’ ■ Missouri. Illinois, Tennessee, L.? nbe [l an p d ' sas, Red, Colorado, Brazos, Rio Grant,... 1 . A "j bama, Mobile. Savannah, Roanoke, Jan,J 8 ‘ a ",‘! many others, with their vast tributaries, throughiL’ 1 our entire country during the Summer and Autumn, and remarkably so during seasons of unusual heat and dryness, are invariably accompanied by exten sive derangements of the stomach and liver, and other abdominal viscera. In their treatment, a pur gative, exerting a powerful influence upon these various d vans, is essentially necessary. There is no cathartic for Jhe purpose equal to Dr. J. Wal ker’s V’XCCAR BiT/y’s. ? s ‘hey W’ ll speedily re move the’dark-emv.-ed visem .-natter with which the bowels are loaded, at the sa,,.'- time - ‘mulating the secretions of the liver, and general,’}’ restL.*.‘ u S the healthy functions of the digestive organs. Scrofula, or King’s Evil, White ings, Ulcers, Erysipelas, Swelled Neck, Goiter, Scrofulous Inflammations, Indolent Ir-tlainmatjpns, Mercurial Affections, Old Sores, EruptioninK the Skin, Sore Eves,etc., etc. In these, as in all-other constitutional Diseases, Walker’s Vinegar Fit ters have shown their great curative powers in the most obstinate and intractable cases. Dr. Walker’s California Vinegar Bitters •act on all these cases inasimilai manner. By purifying t[ie Blood they remove the cause, and by resolving away the effects ofothe inflammation (the tubercular deposits) the affected parts receive health, and a permanent cure is effected. Tlie properties of Dr. Walker’s Vine car Bitters are Aperient, Diaphoretic and Car minative, Nutritious, Laxative, Diuretic, Sedatigs, Counter-Irritant, Sudorific, Alterative, and Anti- Bilious. .The Aperient and mild Laxative properties of Dr. Walker’s Vinegar Bitlbrs are the best safe-guard in ail cases of eruptions and fevers, their balsamic, healing, and soothing prop3fis erties prefect the humors of the sauces. Their Se- ■ dative properties allay pain in the nervous system, stomach, and bowels, either from inflammitio wind, colic, cramn. ”” • Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral, For Diseases of the Throat and Lungs, such as Coughs, Colds, Whooping Cough, Bronchitis, Asthma, and Consumption. r Among the great discoveries of modem science, few are of more real value to inankitjd this ef fectual remedy roh*. diseascs of the Throat and Lungs. A vast trial of its virtues, tlirowgbont this and other countries, has shown that it does surely and effectually control them. The testimony of our best citi zens, of all classes, establishes the fact, that Cheeky Pectoral will and does relieve and cure the afflicting disorders of the Throat and Lungs beyond any other medicine. The most dangerous affections of the Pulmonary Organs yield to its power; and cases of Consump tion, cured by this preparation, are public ly known, so ’remarkable as hardly to be be lieved, were they not proven beyond dispute. As a remedy it is adequate, on which the public may rely for full protection. By curing Coughs, the forerunners of more serious disease; it saves unnumbered lives, and an amount of suffering not to be computed. It challenges trial, and con vinces the most sceptical. Every family shoul keep it on hand as a protection against the earl and unperceived attack of Pulmonary Affection: which are easily met at first, but which becoin incurable, and too often fatal, if neglected. Ter der lungs need this defence; and it is unwise t be without it. As a safeguard to children, amk the distressing diseases which beset the Throa and Chest of childhood, Cherry Pectokai is invaluable; for, by its timely use, multi tudes are rescued from premature graves, anc saved to the love and affection centred on them. It acts speedily and surelv against ordinary colds, Securing sound and health-restoring sleep. No one will suffer troublesome Influenza and pain ful Bronchitis, when they know how easily thev can be cured. Originally the product of long, laborious, and successful chemical investigation, no cost or toil is spared in making every bottle in the utmost possible perfection. It may be confidently re lied upon as possessing all the virtues it has ever exhibited, and capable of producing cures as memorable as the greatest it has ever effected, prepared by Dr. J. C. AYER & CO., Lowell, Mass., Practical and Analytical Chemists. BOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE. Ayer’s Hair Vigor, For restoring to Gray Hair its natural Vitality and Color. dressing which is at once agreeable, l healthy, and effectual for preserving the /• Lair. 7? soon restores faded. or d ra V Unir it ß original ‘ color, zvith the gloss and freshness of youth. Thin ’;oir is thickened, falling checked, and baldness often, though not alway si cured by its use - Nothing can restore the hair where tb e are de stroyed, or the glands atropuisd ant decayed; but such as remain can uo saved by this applicates, and stimu lated into activity, so that a new l growth of hair is produced. Instead of filing 1 the hair with a pasty sedi mentj it will keep it clean and vigorous. Its occasional use will prevent the hair from turning gray or falling off, and consequently prevent baldness. The restoration of vitality it gives to the .scalp arrests and prevents the forma tion of dandruff, which is often so un cleanly and offensive. Free from those deleterious substances which make, some preparations dangerous and inju • hair, the Vigor can only LjbenelWbut not harm it. If wanted f Jor a HAIR DRESSING, i notnWw' I*'' 1 *''- Ayer’s Cathartic Pills, . For the relief an< cure of all derangn* menu in the non. AS? ach, liver, and bow- ele. They arc a mild aperient, and aa excellent purgative. . Being purely veg* table, they contain no mercury or mino* BtoO ral whatever. Much serious sfckneaa an* sufferingispreveab ed by their timely use; and every ftunily should have them on hand for their protection and relief, when required. Long experience has proved them to be me saf est, surest, and best of all the PMie with Which abounds. By tbeir occasional ush, the bloooM the corruptions of the tv* tem expelled, removed, and thd whole machinery of IffiTWii .itlit, iu health# activity. Internal organs Jwul and sluggish are cleansed by JNWa, Mq etiinulated into action. Thus incipient disease is changed into health, the value of which change, when reckoned on the vast multitudes Who enfoy it, can hurdly be compuud. Their sugar eoating makes them pleasant to take, and preserves then virtues unimpaired for any length or tkne, sa that they are ever fresh, and perfectly reliable, Although searching, they are mild, and operate’ without disturbance to the consUtuuoft, or diet, occupation. Full directions are given on the wrapper to* each box, how to use them as a Family and for the following complaints, which-these) Pills rapidly cure:— For Dyspepsia or Indlgestiea, XtoeleM* neas, Languor and. Loss of Apposite, they should be taken moderately to stimulate the stoffi* ach, and restore its healthy tone and action. For I,lver Complaint and its various tyrnpr toms, Billons Headaclio, Bick Meaii. ache, Jaundice or Breen SlckneM, Bit ions Colic and Bilious Vevers, they thoulfl be judiciously taken for each case, To correct the’ diseased action or remove the obstructions which cause it. for Bysentery or Biarrhcea,' but oac mild dose is generally required. For Bheumatlim, Clout, Gravel, Ptl- Sitation of the Heart, Pain in the. ide, Back and Lolas, they should be contin uously taken, as required, to change the diseased action of the system. With such change those complaints disappear. For Bropey and Bropetcal Pkelllnge, they should be taken in large and feeqnent doses to produce the effect of a drastic purge. For Suppression, a large dose should be taken, as it produces uje desired effect by synv pathy. As a Dinner Pill, take one or two PiUs to promote digestion and relieve the stomach. An occasional dose stimulates the stomach and bowels, restores the appetite, and invigorates the system. Hence it is often advantageous where no serious derangement exists. One who feels tolerably well, often finds that a doss of these Pills makes him feel decidedly better, from their cleansing and renovating effect on ths digestive apparatus. PBEFABED BY Dr. J. C. AYER A CO., PraeHenl Chetnitie, DO WEED, MA»B., V. 8. A. FOB SALE BY AU. PBUQGI3TB ZVMTMHBMb TTATH Every year increases the populari ty of this valuable Hair Preparation; which is due to merit alone. Wa can assure our old patrons that it ia kept fully up to its high standard; and it is the only reliable and perfect • ed preparation for restoring Ghat or Faded Hair to its youthral color, making it soft, lustrous, and silken. The scalp, by its use, becomes white and clean. It removes all eruption* and dandruff, and, by its tonic prop erties, prevents the hair from falling out, as it stimulates and nourishes the b air-glands. By its use, the hair £u’ c k er an “ stronger. In baldness, it restores the capillary glands to their normal VigOi*, •” '-ante a new growth, except in **‘ v ‘ the most eco- extreme old age. nomical Hair Dressing ever as it. (pirpr npplicat’'' T and gives the hair appearance. A. State “ The constituents are pure, are folly selected for excellent q Lity; and I consider it tha Best Prepa ration for its intended purposes.’* Sold by all Druggists, and Dealers to MedlclfMt, Price One Dollar. Buckingham’s Dye/ FOR THE WHISKERS. As our Renewer in many cases requires tnn Inner’ a time