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BILL JACKSON’S MOTOR CAR.
By George Fitch.
Bill Jackson had an auto that was
gentle, swift, and kind;
A sweeter piece of racing goods
’twould be a task to find.
A little child could drive it. It was
loved by one and all,
Until one day Bill fed the thing de
natured alcohol.
Now, something in that alcohol was
out of whack, I guess,
For when Bill grasped the steering
wheel, with lover-like caress,
And gently pulled the low speed on,
that auto gave a snort
And fell to making circles like a fizz
infested sport.
The crowd looked in wild amaze and
loudly hollered “Whoa!”
As down the street like forty cats the
car began to go;
And when Bill turned the squawker
on, all nervous like and quick,
Instead of sounding “Honk, honk,
honk,” the thing went “Hie, hie,
hie.”
The auto went plumb crazy. It was
dancing Scottish reels
And waltzing gayly down the street
upon its two hind wheels.
And when good Deacon Potter acci
dentally smelled its breath
He went home drunk with whoops of
joy and beat his wife to death.
The auto threw its muffler off and ter
rorized the town.
It leaned on forty lampposts till each
one of them fell down,
Until at last, with awful leap, it land
ed in a swoon,
Its front wheels through the window
of the “Scalded Cat”- saloon.
Bill sadly shut the power off and haul
ed the wreck away.
He got it cobbled up at last, but ever
since that day
He’s stuck to common gasoline. With
cuss words that appal.
He lows he’s had enough of that d—
natured alcohol.
—Judge.
A wealthy New York syndicate not
long ago determined that it would be
very much to the furtherance of some
large plans in hand if they could pur
chase the New York Herald. So they
dispatched a cable to Mr. James Gor
don Bennett: “Please write best
price for which you will sell New York
Herald.” That evening the answer
came: “Daily, 3 cents; Sunday, 5
cents. James Gordon Bennett.”
One of the suburbs of Chicago is
the site of a well known school of
theology, from which go out each
week-end many members of the senior
class to try their voices as “supplies.”
A passenger on a Monday morning
train was surprised at the number of
them who got off at the station “What
are all those chaps getting off here?”
he asked the brakeman. “Them?”
answered the brakeman. “Oh, they’re
returned empties, for the college.”
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THE LEX NON SCRIPTA.
Uncle Eben (telling the Sugarville
news to his urban nephew)—“An’ Bill
Hanks hez hung out his shingle ez a
lawyer.”
“That fellow? Why, he can’t even
read!”
“Oh, Bill knows what he’s a-doin’.
He's goin’ t’ make a speshulty of this
onwritten kind, thet’s niakin’ such a
hit hyur lately.”—Puck.
BAD FEELING.
Clara —“She puts lots of feeling into
her singing, doesn’t she?”
Ferdy—“ Yes; but it must be awful
to feei that way.”—Smart Set.
Mr. Grossmith’s butler, who had
been with him for nearly twenty years,
gave abrupt notice. Mr. Grossmith
was sorry, and asked the reason. “I
would rather not say, sir,” was the
mysterious reply. This was uncom
fortable, and Mr. Grossmith urged an
answer. “You have been with me a
long time,” he said, “and you have
never complained. Surely, I have a
right to know why you wish to leave.”
“Well, sir,” said the butler, “as you in
sist, I must; but 1 don't want to. The
fact is, sir; I’ve been with you close
on twenty years, and I am sick of the
sight of you and your family.”
Chief Justice John Marshall knew
that water would tighten a tire on a
wheel, and, when he once found a
wheel loose, he drove into a little
creek. This wet one part of the
wheel. Then he drove out, and backed
up the horse. The same part of the
wheel went into the water again.
Again he tried it, all the time get
ting the same part of the wheel wet.
A negro came along, and, seeing the
situation, told the judge to drive into
the water again. Then the negro took
hold of a spoke, turned it round, and
soon had all the wheel wet. Judge
Marshall said, “Why, 1 never thought
of doing that.” The negro smilingly
replied, “Well, some people nat’ly
have more sense than some others,
anyhow.”
A man may use the mole on the
back of his neck for a collar button;
he may ride a freight to save three
cents a mile; he may light the lamp
with a splinter to save matches; he
may stop his watch at night to save
wear; use a period for a semicolon to
save ink, and pasture his grand
mother’s grave to save hay; but a
man of this kind is a scholar and a
gentleman compared to a man who
will take a newspaper and when asked
to pay for it put it back in the post
office, marked, “Refused.” —Okmulgee
Democrat.
An Episcopalian clergyman of Cin
cinnati was being shaved by a bar
ber addicted to occasional sprees. The
razor manipulator cut the parson’s
face considerably. “You see, Jackson,
that comes from taking too much
drink,” said the preacher. “Yes, sah,”
replied Jackson, “it makes de skin
very tendah, sah. It do for a sack.” —
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