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“The distinction is, that the average
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latter to burn.” —Puck.
Prof. Adam Hendershott, traveling
on a trolley line to call upon a friend,
asked the conductor to transfer him at
a certain point. Soon afterward the
car stopped, and he was surprised to
see outside the very friend he was
seeking. He started to leave the car,
but the conductor said brusquely,
“You can’t change for your car here!”
The professor passed him, taking no
notice. “Can’t change cars here, I
tell you!” snapped the conductor
again. Prof. Hendershott, deep in con
versation with his friend, merely
waved his hand to signify that the
car might go on without him. “Here,
you old jay!” cried the man with the
brass buttons, angrily, “don’t I tell you
that you can’t change cars at this
station?” The old professor answered
with severity, “But I can change my
mind at this station, can’t I?” —Ex-
change.
“What are marsupials?” asked the
teacher, and Johnny was ready with
his answer. “Animals that have
pouches in their stomachs,” he said,
glibly. “And for what are these
pouches used?” asked the teacher, ig
noring the slight inaccuracy of the
answer. “I’m sure you know that,
too.” “Yes’m,” said Johnny, with en
couraging promptness. “The pouches
are for them to crawl into and con
ceal themselves when pursued.”—
Youth’s Companion.
“These college sports are simply
outrageous!” exclaimed the good wo
man, looking up from her paper.
“What’s the matter now?” her hus
band asked. “Why,” said she, “the
paper tells that a man from Yale beat
McCracken from Pennsylvania with
the hammer. Isn’t it terrible?”
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Attentive Walter—“ Feel like a cup
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Irascible Customer —“Do I look like
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Edith Thomas writes thus in the
February Atlantic:
Give me drifted winter-ways,
Whence, returned, the ingle-blaze
Shall like altar-fire divine
Leap before these eyes of mine.
Give me hours of hungry dearth,
That I may possess the earth —
Find Olympian banquets spread
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Give me Strife (who so love Peace!)
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“Johnny,” said his mother, severely,
“some one has taken a big piece of
ginger cake out of the pantry.” John
ny blushed guiltily. “Oh, Johnny,”
she exclaimed, “I didn’t think it was
in you!” “It ain’t —all,” replied John
ny. “Part of it’s in Elsie.” —Philadel-
phia Press.
The new teacher asked of the class
the following question: “John had
five oranges, James gave him eleven,
and he gave Peter seven. How many
did he have left? Before this prob
lem the class recoiled. “Please, sir,”
said a young lad ? “we always does our
sums in apples.”—Little Chronicle.
An elderly school mistress is men
tioned, in the recent report of a
Church of England school inspector,
who, when he proposed to her that the
children should sing, shook her cane
in the faces of the young folks and
said, “Now you little wretches, sing
‘God is merciful,’ will you?”
Mrs. Grogan: “Yis, Honora Galla
gher is finally married! She didn’t
exactly do well; but, thin, she might
’av done worse.” Mrs. Hogan: “Well,
if she might av’ done worse, she must
av’ done well for a Gallagher.”—Puck.
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Our neighbor, little Arthur, aged
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On being asked his name, he always
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I one day, “what does mamma call
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—Kansas City Journal.
A hatpin in the hand of a woman
is mightier than a sword.
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