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A T ip ft* THE RED ■ S i < BLACK VOL UNIVERSITY OK (JEOIMil \. \T1IKNS, (iA.. FEBRUARY 2, IW5. NO. 17 L Looking Forward. A NIUUTMAKK OF OOKIHH'ATION. At NIUIITMAKK SKlUNIl. KXTIIAt r KIIOM BKI> ANIi III.ACK. Mull I M AKK I HI It I'll. .Iilllll \V. I >111111.' I ..... ... - ! ( Scknk Lower Hour of gvimmshitn. . lir onR I |,,eW,,> y off K,noolh, y Great splashing of water anil smothered a late hear >ne t, and to the eutlre Hatmfmction of the Lira of •• « i<M hi till* water * cold.” rather at an early hour one morn-, i, ul „ e , IRC , r ow<l UMMHiiMed to nee the amt “ <too<ln«>MM ! I’ll hot tlien»*« ice in *m>t ^ OM K since, 1 w.i* fitting sports. Ih-low i■. given a full anil the boiler* !" iVi\ OeetuiionAl conversa gating meditatively into the tire, detailed account of eaoh event, liut U»n from different compartment*.] and endoavoring to collect sufficient j wo f,. e | i m ,,ellod to mention l.ero, lit voieo Say, Jim. will power to tear tnysell from it* „f (he most notalile among 2nd voice (ahivering) What yon genial warmth and seek my ►lat (.Item. Kspeeially have we online wa an .want ? rihhed couch with the sheet* at r.e- j1„ fee, proud of the magnificentI 1 at voice Don't you with it waa ro, when of a audden the curtain of pole vaulting record, !* ft. Tin*., like it itucd to lie when a fellow the future was drawn haek and a m „de liy Mis* Diana Sliapeleigh. could take a hath without rapidly shifting panorama of •I" - j Mis* Shapeleigh’s graceful vaulting a halhing Hint ? scenes that are to he was revealed : was watched with intense interest 2nd voice l> to my startled gar.v. 1 he Idood j t«y the students. The running of I anyhow ! froze in my veins at the horrid Mis* Arabella Simmon was of the 3rd voice Oh, Lite), did you sights there depleted; my hair stood ! highest order and, lint for her tin- ever hear ahout something they fortunate acuidenl in dropping her used to have here called the Honor glasses, she would certainly have System ? wearing co-education, on end, my straining eyes started from their sockets and a eold shud der shook my frame from head to foot. Language contains no words to describe some of those scenes, hut a few of them ara capable of trails lalion into human slieech, and these I shall attempt to present. NIGHTMARE FIRST. Scene *Tlie liulletin hoard. Crowd standing around commenting on notice. Miss Angles (adjusting specta cles) So that is the filial selection of the football team!’ Well, I told ihetll, when they elected Maud won the 100 yard dash. In the hi cycle races, .Miss Adriome Ontersile easily carried olF the hono.'s. Her beautiful, new. orange and blue bloomers were much admired.” sloinaiAllk Tilt tin. Scene Latin < lass. The Professor, having called tlii* roll and severely repri manded! Miss Klippington and Mr Tackier for coming in laic (to the aatia That you, Miss Maria '.' faction of Miss linked beans, who disap- ;{ r ,| voice -That’s whit proves of Miss Klippington) opens his y copy of Juvenal a'the lesson for the day, dlh vi ice No, what was that. 3rd voice. Oh, I don’t know. It was something that didn't allow you to cheat on examinations ? 4th voice What you giving us - ' Not cheat on examination* ? 3rd voice Yep, wasn't it funny ? | Both giggle.) 1st Voice Hello, over there! Who's Hanks captain, that she would cor- while the co-eds shudder. , ' I om Ga) boy. tainly put all her clubmates oil the Mealbag, will you >‘!l„, r,,,,,. flow ^ c . an ,_ please liauslate? (Miss Mealbag K"*”' 11 ' Miss Wintergreen —Maria Heavy- blushes up to her hangs and down foot playing centre! Why, Sallie to her collar, translates smoothly Timbers can walk all over unit any for » few lines, then conic* to a halt y ’" r ’"’"I’* ,j av and blushes mure furiously than lie- 1 IIH wa Y ‘ Miss Fruit-Oh, Maria's an allure.) I V «,ee Why sure. Here she right tackier aud.gets the hall hack Prof. Well? G | comes. (Cake of soap strike. Jim well, lint she is too tall for her weight. She isn’t stocky enough. Mis* Angles What a pity that Sue Undertow is laid up with water on the knee. She will lie sadly missed at full Lack. I told her she ought to wear shin guards. Miss Sporlington—get on to the lon'l bucket of eold 1st voice Pretty smooth, thank*. Hut I say, if you are done with won’t you toss it over and blushes uioru furiously than lie- l * IIH * a y ' fore.) Prof. Well? Goon. Miss Mealbag (beginning to raois- 1,11 ) leu about the eyes) I I can't trails- ‘ 2 "‘ 1 voi,:,! * S, ’« »'*"•, if y° u late any more. """ *• ri1 ll,r, ’ w Prof.'-You What? water on you. Miss Mealbag (overtlowing) I 3rd voice I dare you. |Nuund know It, but I c-c-aan’t. f 'Veeps "f falling wafer, followed by audibly and hides behind bench.) shriek*. | Prof. faugrily)- Mr. Kowny, if 4tli voice You ineau thing! Chairmaiu’s notice: “The riotous you can control your emotions suf- You’ve gotluu my clothes sll wet, behavior and puerile vandalism fioicnlly, will you please translate, and I'm going to turn the hose on manifested by the young ladies on (Mr. Keway begin, to translate, you. (Stream* of w iter ccines over several recent occasions meets with while the coed*, bury their faces in partition. IL.wls and imprecations, the sternest disapprobation from Look*, handketchiefs, Ac.) .mingled with shrieks of laughter, the faculty. In furture, the regula Prof, [glancing ahead, blushes Itcd lights. Curtains.) lion* againl drinking will be strictly and exclaim* hurriedly)—Hold on, . f j Isaiah. enforced” Now, ain’t he a tube Mr. He way ! We will omit the real ‘ _ __ roM ? of this page. In fact, we will omit Miss Giddeigh Oh, that’s just ai*0—b’m- -we will omit to - in fact, I little joke of his- Let’s all go down • think we shall not read any more town and catch a short drink. of Juvenal, hor the next lecture, assisted by the Patti Itosa company The < rowd—Good shot! please prepare the first five of played ti a good audience at the Miss Sporlington—Well, so long. J^sop’s fables. Class is dismissed. New Opera House last Tuesday I’ve got to take a baud in a little [The Professor wipe* the cold „jght. Miss Wallis is the most game over at the Commercial. H>- ; perspiration from his brow slid pleasing ingenne soubrelte on the at the boer tea iu Yahoo to-night? quail* before the scornful glances stage u»l»y pretty, graceful and The Crowd —l>et your life! Wed, of the coed*., while the masculine i u every .Gy winsome. Cawthorne so long, old woman. (Stroll off member* rush in a body to offer i* t)., Cawthorue hi his com singing “The Faculty Won’t Ue^beir services to oa»>y Mb* Flip edy asfd fpecialties, and everybody There”) |pington’s book*.] *» I'uiiiie played the old man's role very creditably and the ri mainder of the company is made up of very capable people. Mi*a Wallis certainly captivated the 'heart, of the Athenians, and she may expect an ovation when she comes again. Oui Newspaper Notoriety. My Dkaii Son : I send by express the sword I used in the war. To morrow you will receive a money order with which you must buy a oil calibre Smith it Wesson and a brace of bowie knives. Do not get excited. Your mother and I are praying foi | you. If possible try to make your way to I lie depot through the crowds j of desperadoes, and conic home to your Anxious Pakkntn. The preceding telegram received j by a certain Junior shows the ini pression produced all over the State by the ridiculous reports appearing under astonishing headlines in the Journal, Constitution, Athens I Lin j uer, Augusta, Macon and Savannah ! papers. The Journal says, “The devil turned loose in Georgia,” hardly ex- prescca thv excitement i> Athens at present. The Macon Telegraph comes out with the asl niish iig statement that “The hoys at the University are wilder this year than they have been since the war," and so on, ad iiau seu ill. F.xpostulation seems useless. The j friend*)'?) of tile University con nected with the press have con- j trusted a habit of looking at every | hap) hi this college, through a Link telescope. We may at any i time expect an extra Journal an. I iiounciiig that “II iskell has thrown a cylinder of chalk at Kent," the article accompanied by pictures or the combatants and a kinclo- l scope representation of Haskell throwing the missiles, while the re maiiiing space is devoted to descrip tions of the terrible anxiety of the citizens of Athens. The Mower Langley affair of ”.*3 appeared iu every prominent paper in the country! The ruocui diffi culty in Gilleland’s was copifd not only iu every Georgia paper, hut in the New York papers us well, and the dispute over the .Shropshire medal has become familiarly known in Texas a* the Bciinct-Wcddington affair. * 17,8*>0 were given in subscrip tions during the past year to Ha- alwavs wails more of the same, vei ford College. Gladys Wallis This illlc lady and Joe Cawthorn tTVTVKRSJTT Of GFOUMA LIBRARIES MANTSCnVT COlALL 1 ION Fr&d Morn*. Sirafooct,