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THE RED AND BRACK
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BAR FURTHER PUBLICATION OF BROKE CLUB SESSIONS
S TARTLING action regarding the
publication of further meetings
of the Broke Club, the University's
organ Ization of woman-haters and
financially-embarrassed youths was
taken at the club's last meet, which
was held Wednesday at midnight on
top of the Palace Theatre. Upon
recommendation of the handsome
director of publicity who addressed
the members, It was decided to dis
continue the publication of the
doings of the brothers in the future.
In recommending that the pub
licity be done away with, the d. of
p. said, "My brothers, 1 think we
should discontinue our practice In
the past of letting the world know
what, when, where, how and that
which we stand for. I think it is a
grave mistake to allow the outsiders
—the men, unsaved from a woman's
charms as we are—to know just
what we are doing. 1 believe they
are trying to adopt our standard of
morals and certainly we don’t want
them to be mimlcing us. We have
no sympathy for them. We learned
to hate women from the sohool of
experience. And so, Instead of let
ting them follow our standards with
out becoming members, 1 want to
make a motion thnt we never again
publish anything relative to this
club.”
The motion was seconded by
Brother I. H. Granath and after
much discussion was unanimously
passed. So henceforth no one—not
even the stars—will know what the
Broke Club does In Its meetings.
I>. of 1*. S|M‘aks
The meeting was called to order
by President William IleLacey All°n
and when it was announced that the
beauteous director of publicity who
was unable to deliver his talk at the
previous meeting due to a bad at
tack of Mongolian Chicken Pox, was
in tine fettle to address the members,
the entire 256 present broke out In
a loud and voluminous cheer, which
could be heard for miles around
Naturally the applause embarrass
ed tlie modest und Apollo-like direc
tor of publicity greatly and with his
knees quivering with the rapidity of
a barber's massage machine, he be
gan:
"My brothers, I can hardly with
hold the tears of joy for the splendid
ovation which you have given me. I
assure you that 1 appreciate it more
than you'll ever know. It breaks my
heart to think that this Is my last
year in this club, but I want it to
live after I have left the University.
Its cree dhas saved my life and I
want it to save others. Next year
when I'm working hard to keep the
wolf from the door I want to have
the satisfaction of knowing that my
brothers back in Athens are carry
ing on the work which I started back
in the tall of 1921.
"But I am getting off my subject.
1 had planned to speak to you on the
topic, 'Woman: Is She Animate or
Inanimate, Rational or Irrationat?'
But since we all know that the lad<es
are not only inanimate but also ir
rational 1 see no clear reason why 1
should waste your time by arguing
to prove the point. It would he just
as silly to try to prove some axiom
in Geometry, which we are aware
exists.
“So I will speak to you on the
‘Flapper.’
“I obtained the dope for my
speech from a young lady who is a
close observer of the flappers and
who hates and detests them with as
much animosity as I do.
What Is a Flapper?
"An on-looker finds much more in
a flapper than the vanities of her
sex will ever allow to be thought.
The flapper Is seen everywhere,
therefore, it is naturally the ambition
of every young girl to follow in her
footsteps.
"Of course all girls say they want
to be individual and different, but
In the end they all And the main
heading of their 'life’s composition'
the same.
“At first there is the little girl in
high school copying with far less
art the brilliant coloring of a pop
ular Senior, the fascinating way in
which she ’popB her gum’ and 'rolls
her eyes.’ All this Is noted and
practiced before long mirrors at
home, hut most notable of all is the
swaying walk, and Jazzy replies
(which have no meaning) to her
train of slick-haired worshlppets.
Thank goodness there are none of
these slick-haired worshippers in
this organization. (Applause.)
"Styles! There is only one style
for them and that Is the extreme.
What jealous contentions are rated,
each seeing who can keep time to
the latest song with the newest step;
seeing who can put on spring hats
tlrst. even before their winter ones
are paid for. But. the height of a
flapper's vanity is based on h.iw
thinly clad she can go during the
zero months. There are rolled-
stockings, low necks, and dres,es
made transparent by the beautiful
rays of the sun. Is it her pride that
keeps her warm, or a non-exhaust
ing supply of thrills? (Obvious dis
gust.)
"Naturally, to attract the atten
tion while entering a movie there
must be confusion In finding seats
right for the adjustment of the eye
sight, meaning the seat nearest the
newest flame wearing trousers. Of
course, it is understood there must
he continual giggling during the per
formance. but never weeping for the
flow of tears might dislgure and
wash off their superfluous coloring.
(Laughter.)
Game to
Precede
V arsity
Bout
ATHENS Y. M. C. A.
TO PLAY MEXICO
CAGERS SATURDAY
Several Former fieorgia Men, In
cluding Alfred Scott and
“Red” Pound, Will See Action
Against Tnwaders Here.
Thomas’ Lads Will Face Atlan-
tians at Moss Auditorium—
George Morton, Freshman Grid
Star, Hurt.
N. College
Defeats
Candler
Hall
Georgia's great Freshman team
will play the Technological High
School of Atlanta at the Moss Audi
torium Friday night. Frank W.
Thomas, coach of the local rats,
announced Thursday. The game has
been billed as a feature prelimina-y
to the contest between the varsities
of Georgia and North Carolina State.
It will get under way promptly at
7 o’clock.
Coach Thomas has some spleniid j expected
talent on his quintet and the outfit event,
will bear watching the rest of the
season. In Kain at center, Johnson
at guard, and Andrews at forward,
he has three men who should make
the grade as varsity performers be
fore their college days are over. All
of these hoys played on Georgia's
splendid Freshman football team
last fall.
The Athens Y. M. C. A. will en
tertain with a game of basketball the
Mexican Sombreros here Saturday
night, at the Y. M. C. A. building.
The visiting team is composed of
pure Mexican blood and is in this
country trying its skill against the
various teams of the United States.
Red Pound, Alfred Scott, Murray
Soule and Charlie O'Byrne, old
Georgia students, are in alliance with
Dub Thornton and Buster Cox, of
Athens, to put a stop to the dark-
skinned team from Mexico City.
These boys will be remembered by
their creditable and fiery conduct
when playing under the banners of
the Red and Black, and it is with
1 high interest that a large crowd is
to witness the unusual
and
Moore and Selman Lead Team to
Flashy 15 to 13 Victory in
Lively Fracas Between Tradi
tional Rivals.
the MANY FRIENDS of George
Morton, outstanding star on Geor
gia’s first-year football team last
fall, will regret to learn that he sus
tained a badly wrenched knee Sun
day afternoon as a result of being
thrown off a horse, it was thought |
at first that he probably never would
be able to play football again but his
injury has healed wonderfully dur
ing the last week and it is believed
he will he in shape to don his grid
togs next fall. Physicians have ad
vised him to keep off the Injured
member as much as possible during
the next six months, however.
CHI PHI FRATERNITY
HUNORS ITS SUPERVISOR
AT BANQUET THURSDAY
Reports from Mexico City
other points south have it that the
Sombreros fight a wicked battle, and
the records they have made so far
since they have been in this country
have rather startled basketball fans
of North America, for they have effi
ciently demonstrated that Mexican
fighters can handle other battles be
sides those on the battle fields of
revolution.
MISS D. MORAN IS
ELECTED PRESIDENT
OF GIRLS’ GLEE CLUB
Other Officers Named at Initial
Meeting'—Operetta to be Pre
sented Soon Under Direction of
Miss Louise Rostand.
By staging a sensational rally in
the last few minutes of play the
New College quintet triumphed over
its inveterate enemy, Candler Hall,
by the score of 15 to 13 last Satur
day night.
The game was bitterly contested
throughout, some of the players re
sorting to gridiron tactics. Moore
and Selman, New College forwards,
were the individual stars of ‘he
game, although the whole victorious
machine functioned perfectly.
Harvey at forward, and Hatcher
at guard, played a creditable game
for Candler Hall. Hatcher, how
ever, was ejected from the game in
the last half on account of personal
fouls.
By virtue of this victory New Col
lege looms up as the most probable
contender for the championship of
the campus, having previously van
quished the Lumpkin Street Stroll
ers. Teams desiring a game with
New College should communicate
with Harlow, the captain of the New
College team.
The line-up:
New College Candler Hall
Moore (7) _______ EvUt
Left forward.
Selman (4) _ _ _ _ _ Harvey (S>
Right forward.
Hardin (1) _ ShattucK (4)
Center.
Harlow (1) _ _ _ _ _ Hatcher (11
Guard.
Gamble (2) ________ Lev'e
Left guard.
CHI PSI AND S. A. E.
FRESHMEN TO BE HOSTS
AT DANCE FRIDAY NIGHT
How's This?
“On entering a soda fount loud
exclamations, laughing and. If mu
sic is playing, fancy little side-steps
or tossing of the bushy or plastered
bobbed hair is most essential to gain
the admiration of the mobs of bovs
slouching in their chairs and laugh
ing over foaming glasses of bevo and
coca-cola.
"At a football game the dark-
rimmed eyes must never rest on the
rough game on the field, but con
tinually search the more refined a''d
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The Girls' Glee Club held its in
itial meeting Friday evening, Janu-
25th. at Soule Hall. The following
officers were elected:
President—Dorothy Moran.
Vice-president—Sarah Stewart.
Secretary-treasurer—Rose Bush
Librarian—Lillian Wade. The members of the Fres hnnn
Accompanist—Florence Lester.
, , . class of the Chi Psi and Sigma Alpha
Under the direction of Miss Louise
Rostand of Lucy Cobb Institute. I E P sllon fraternities will entertain at
plans were made to present an op-! a dance Friday night at the Chi Psi
eretta in April. With her wide ex- 1 chapter house on Hill street. The'r
perlence In recital work as well as guests will include Freshmen of
with the Merry \\ idow Company, other fraternities invited by special
Miss Rostand is well equipped for invitation and the upper classmen on
director of the Glee ( lub. I their own Greek-letter organizations.
The members of the Glee Club 1 The event will assemble the Ath-
Dr. Edwin E. Sparks, president-
emeritus of Pennsylvania State Col
lege. and supervisor of the Chi Phi
fraternity, spent Thursday in Ath
ens on his annual visit to the local
chapter of the Chi Phi fraternity.
He was accompanied by Mrs. Sparks
and Thomas W. Connally of Atlanta.
The party was entertained Thurs
day night with a banquet at the Chi I
Phi chapter house, which was dec- are a8 follows: ens debutantes and many visitors, it
orated for the occasion with the col- | B | ytbe Burnett, Mildred Boley, is announced.
ora °f the fraternity and the Univer-| ^her Bush . Ro8e Bush. Elizabeth' Jlmm >' Melton and hls bunch of
sitv. Besides the members of th Syncopating Georgia Bulldogs—eight
chapter and pledges, the following Dondurant. Martha Clark. Melvi.le , n number _ wU1 {urnish the mU sic
alumni were present to meet Dr. j Dowdy. Dorothy Driscoll. Charlotte for the delightfully-contemplated oc-
Sparks: Chancellor D. C. Barrow, i Flemister, Sarah Franklin, Bluma cas j on
Dr. H. C. White, Prof. J. S. Stewan. j Funkenstein. Tom Hailey, Zoia . —
Prof. D. C. Barrow, Prof. Robert L. Hamilton. Lillian Isaac. Gee Kamet- Lillian Wade. Sarah Stewart, Flor-
McWhorter. Hugh Gordon, Capta.n sky. Sarah Maddox. Kathleen Merry, ence Lester. Peggy Barksdale. Peggy
Jephtha Rucker. Billups PhinKy, Helen McDormand. Lila Jones. Dor- Baker.
M. G. Nicholson. Frank A Lipscotr b. I othy Levy. Virginia Norton, Celia
John J. Wilkins. Jr.. L. M. Jordan. , Perry. Evelyn Perry. Sara Terragano. First Flea—"Been on a hike?”
James White. Prof. W. T. Duni is. Rosemary Whittaker. Annie G. Wil- Second Flea “No. on a tramp ”
and Henry Wells. der. Evelyn O'Quinn. Edna Strauss,' —Orange Owl.