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-CAMPUS FAITHS-
World Prayer Day Observance Slated
For Religious Organizations Sunday
World Prayer Day will be observed at the First Presbyterian Church Sunday. The service will begin
at 6 p.m. and students of all denominations and faiths are urged to attend. World Prayer Day is spon
sored by the World Student Christian Federation.
Baptist Student Union steps ahead j basement, First Baptist Church and
in this week’s campus religious ac
tivities with a “Vocational Emphasis
Week.” This special week is being
observed to consider the religious
and vocational aspects of campus life.
The theme is “My Life for His Pur
pose.” The, week will officially open
Sunday. Vesper services, movieo, dis
cussion groups and various other
meetings will be held.
Special seminars will be held in
connection with the observance. Le-
land Dean, General Time personnel
manager, will speak on “What an
Employer Expects of Employees.”
Dr. Florence Young, psychology pro
fessor, will also lead a seminar dur
ing the week.
Feb. 26 will mark the end of the
sessions. “Life Commitment Day”
will be observed at the 8 p.m. wor
ship service at the BSU center.
Sessions during the week will be
held in BSU center, Rutherford Hall
the Student Fellowship Hall.
• * * •
Methodist Student Movement Citi
zenship Conference began today in
Atlanta. Methodist students from uni
versities and colleges throughout the
state are taking part in the confer
ence. While in Atlanta, students will
visit the capitol, judicial meetings
and the governmental agencies and
buildings. The meeting will last until
Sunday at noon. Headquarters for
the conference is Clarke College.
Raymond Hunter, Moultrie, will re
present the University Wesley Foun
dation.
• • • •
Westminster Fellowship members
will hold their state convention at
the First Presbyterian Church in Mil-
ledgeville this weekend. Representa
tives will leave the student center at
4 p.m. tomorrow. They will travel by
automobile.
Agronomy Department Plans
Grain Short Course Tuesday
A grain grading and storage short course will be conducted at the
State 4-11 Club center at Rock Eagle Park Tuesday.
The College of Agriculture agron
omy department in cooperation with
the Agricultural Stabilization and
Conservation Committee and the
Grain Branch of the Agricultural
Marketing Service, U. S. Department
of Agriculture, will sponsor the af
fair.
Dr. C. C. Murray, dean and coordi
nator, College of Agriculture will
make the welcoming address.
“The purpose of the meeting is to
acquaint agricultural workers and
farmers with grading factors in grain
and corn,” Acton R. Brown, agron
omy professor, stated.
Talks on how to handle and pre
pare grain samples for official inspec
tion, relationship between grain
grading and price-support programs,
and insect control in stored grains
will be featured on the program.
Other speakers from the Univer-
University Students
Tie Checker Champ
In Exhibition Caines
Three University students played
Tom Wiswell, world’s champion free
style checker player, to draws in
checkers and chess games Monday
night at Stegeman Hall.
Robert Franks, Hlawassee, and
George Meckley, Warner Robins, tied
him in checkers and Spencer Con-
erat, Savannah, managed a draw in
chess.
Wiswell, who said that he is very
rarely defeated or tied, played ap-1 ]
proximately a dozen at the same time. I
He has held the world’s champion- |
ship since 1952 and has written 10
books on checker playing.
At the end of his exhibition Wis- 1
well turned his back to the board |
and played a checker game with his |
opponent calling out the moves to \
him. When the game ended he re
capped every move that had been [
made.
sity will be T. H. Rogers, agronomy
department head, and J. W. Simmons,
agricultural engineer.
“Your Belief in God, Jesus Christ,
the Church, and the. Holy Spirit” will
be the convention theme. Dr. William
Oglesby is scheduled as the main
speaker for the weekend.
State Westminster Fellowship offi
cers will be elected at the conven
tion.
• • • •
B’Xai B'rlth Hillel Foundation
members will hear Dr. E. M. Coul
ter, history professor, speak at their
meeting Sunday at 6 p.m. in Stern
Community House. He will discuss
Education in Israel.”
• • • •
Wesley Foundation Vespers will be
led tonight by Joan Patterson. A
worship service and readings by Miss
Patterson has been planned. Vespers
will begin at 6:30 p.m.
• • • •
UGRA will continue its "This I
Believe” series Tuesday at 7 p.m. in
Dawson Hall. Dr. B. O. Williams, so
ciology professor, will speak.
* • * •
Baptist students will hold a Sun
day School social Saturday at the stu
dent center on Lumpkin. It is for the
entire Baptist student group and be
gins at 7 p.m.
* • • •
Any person or student group car- I
ing to submit material to this column
should contact the assistant chap-1
Iain’s office in Candler Hall.
Placement Director Releases
Schedule For Job Interviews
Next week 10 organizations are scheduled to hold job opportunity
interviews, according to Anne Scawell, placement director.
Monday, representatives of Ameri
can Enka Company will be on cam
pus for interviews with chemistry
majors. The same day representatives
from the White Sands Proving
Grounds will conduct interviews with
majors in mathematics, chemistry
and physics. Monday is also set for
interviews by Rayonier, Inc. represen
tatives who are seeking applicants
for their management training pro
gram,
Crawford and Company represen
tatives will interview, on Tuesday,
students interested in positions as in
surance adjustors. Wednesday those
interested in the management train
ing program of Atlas Auto Finance
Company will be interviewed. Inter
national Business Machines Inc. has
scheduled interviews Thursday for
students interested in sales positions.
Feb. 24, representatives of four
organizations will conduct inter
views. RCA, Victor division is seek
ing majors in physics, ceramics and
mathematics. General Mills has in
formation for those who would like
positions in sales, production man
agement and advertising. The Texas
Company is interested in accounting
majors and the Air Force has over
seas teaching positions available.
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FAMOUS LAW CASES: NO. 1—GRANSMIRE
vs. MIDDLE ATLANTIC BUS AND DRAY CO.
Gransmire, the plaintiff in this celebrated case, lived with his
daughter Ernest and a canary named Whirlaway on Elm Street
in Cooch, Delaware. The Middle Atlantic Bus and Dray Co.
started operating a bus line on Elm Street. The passing buses
caused a cut-glass chandelier in the Gransmires’ living room
to begin tinkling. The chandelier tinkled in the key of E-flat.
This so unnerved the canary, Whirlaway, whose key was C-
sharp, that the poor bird moulted out of season, caught a chill,
and died untimely.
Ernest, Gransmire’s daughter, was herself so unsettled by
the death of the canary that she flunked her final exams at the
Boar’s Head Beauty and Barber College, where she had been a
promising student, majoring in bangs. Now removed, willy-
nilly, from the skilled labor market, Ernest found work carry
ing a sandwich sign for the old Vienna Chow Mein parlor.
Here she met a bus-boy named Crunch Sigafoos. Although
Crunch was not especially attractive — he had, for one thing, a
large bushy tail — he was always clean and neat and kept his
shoes shined, and after a decent interval, he and Ernest were
married.
Ernest soon learned that Crunch’s large bushy tail was not
as anomalous as she had supposed: Crunch was a werewolf.
After a while Ernest got sick of staying home at night while
her husband went prowling about, so she asked him to change
her into a werewolf too, which he did with an ancient Transyl
vanian incantation. Then, together, the two of them would
lope out each night and meet a lot of other werewolves and
maybe kill a few chickens or hear some book reports or just
lay around and shoot the breeze.
Meanwhile, Ernest and Crunch’s landlady, a miser named
Mrs. Augenblick, noticed that Ernest and Crunch never used
their room at night, so she, in her greed, started renting it to
transients. One night a Mr. Ffolliett stayed there. In the morn
ing while brushing his hair, he took a bottle that looked like
hair tonic out of the cabinet, poured some, and rubbed it
vigorously into his scalp. Unfortunately, it was not hair tonic,
but a bottle of glue which Ernest had bought to mend a model
airplane that Crunch had given her for their paper wedding
anniversary.
As a result of Mr. Ffolliett’s grisly error, he was unable
to remove his hat and was, therefore, barred from his usual
occupation which was lecturing to women’s clubs. He sued Mrs.
Augenblick, who sued Ernest, who went to her father, who sued
the Middle Atlantic Bus and Dray Co. who had started the whole
horrid chain of events.
“Ladies and gentlemen," said the defense attorney in his
opening address, “this case, though very ramified, is covered
by law. Indeed, every facet of life is covered by law. Law
governs the homes you live in, the cars you drive, the food you
eat. Even the cigarette you smoke is strictly regulated. The
gentleness, however, is Philip Morris’s own idea. Out of their
vast experience as tobacco people, out of their profound regard
for the astuteness of your palate, the makers of Philip Morris
have evolved a gentle, new cigarette, with a taste as mild as a
May morn, as subtle as gossamer, as welcome as money from
home. I thank you.”
Whereupon everybody rushed to the tobacco counter to buy
bright red, white and gold packs of Philip Morris and were all
rendered so amiable after a few gentle puffs that the whole
complicated case was dropped. This later became known as the
Delaware Water Gap. cxh shuimu. i»m
We, the maker t of Philip Morrit, ipontnrt of ihii column, rest our
cate on our netw, gentle cigarette in our netc, tmart pack.