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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 7, I9S7
FEEDS SNAILS
So You Want a Job?
By Fran Morris
Life on rumpus is exciting enough, but many students spice it
with ii part-time job.
Richard Jones feeds snails In the
biology department. Another builds
sets for Fine Arts productions. Sev
eral are funeral parlor assistants.
No matter what the student's in
terests, there is hound to he a Job
UstlnK nt the Student Aid and Place
ment Office to suit his needs.
University stores and dining halls
hire many students. A few male stu-
donts distribute sumple cigarettes.
Parking tirkets are often given out
by student “policemen.”
M. S. lion I ware Is obtaining ex
perience for Ills Veterinary Medicine
degree by tending show dogs for an
Athens resident.
An ambitious mule who does not
object lo hard labor could follow
In the footsteps of James Paul by
spending his spare time loading lum
ber.
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Some students tend the yards of
Athens' residents.
Musy coeds work as library and
dormitory asistants, typists, wait
resses and babysitters.
Any day one can hear the voices
of A. C. Marshall, Ed Ingles, Norm
Welshurd, Don Murray or Wade Saye
coming over an Athens radio station.
late Kiiiih For ‘Ugly’ Title
Contestants may still enter Alpha
Phi Omega's Ugly Man Contest.
Candidates are David Thurmond.
Hilly Hughes, Hobby Kuaik, Andy
Mule, Lou Kakaty and John Harris.
Delta Delta Delta will sponsor
Dean William Tate.
Winner will receive prizes and a
date with Miss Honiecomina
hang your hat at the top
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initiative and energy. Glowing promise? Yes, and one borne out by tha
careers of many young men like yourself now in our branches from
New York to California. Check your Placement office for an appointment
when the Burroughs representative comes to campus. Or write Ken T.
Bement, General Sales Manager, Burroughs Division, Burroughs
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Conversation . . .
Over Coffee
By ONLOOKER
Here is an imaginary conversation between G. B. Shaw and G. K.
< 'liesterton.
'Moonwatch’ Alerts
University Division
The University and Athens moon-
watch station remains on 24-hour-call
following an alert from the Smith
sonian Institute of Technology Moon-
watch Headquarters.
The alert was issued following the
launching of Sputnik II in an effort
to track down the space vehicle's
angular orbit.
Sputnik's orbit must be observed
at dawn or In the evening light for
successful tracking.
Georgia is not expected to he able
to observe Sputnik for at least one
more week. Meanwhile, the station’s
telescopes, recording units and per
sonnel remain watchful.
The Moonwatchers Club is com
posed of University students and
Athens citizens.
Prospective members should con
tact Dr. Ellis Dixon in the Physics
Building.
“II lint's the Oood IT oni'
Professor Asks on Quiz
A professor in the Hotany
Department shocked his students
by giving a “pop” exam this
Monday.
The exam, different from most
Monday morning quizzes, helped
student-faculty relations.
Question number one—"What
event was celebrated on the
Georgia campus on Saturday,
Nov. 2, 1957?”
On down the line the ques
tions continued. “Why did Geor
gia play on the above date?”
"What's the good word?” and
"Who does Georgia play next
Saturday?"
Finally came the clincher . . .
"If you can’t answer the above
questions why in the hell are
you here?”
“You are so lean and thin, George.
When any foreigner will see you,
lie'll think that this country is fac
ing famine." So says G.K.C. who was
plump and fat.
"When that foreigner will see you,
Mr. Chesterton, he will know the
reason of the famine. You consume j
more food, and you have grown bux-1
om on my share," retorts G.I1.S.
• • •
Homecoming Sidelights:
Act I
Place: Homecoming Formal Dance.
Attraction: World-famed orchestra.
Scene: Crowning Homecom’ Queen.
Action: One chap chasing the queen
In the crowded jungle of ladies-
and-gentlemen-in-formals for get
ting her autograph. Tragedy? Tra
gedy?? He returns disappointed.
He didn’t have pen or pencil to
get her autograph.
• • •
Act II
Place: Sanford Stadium.
Attraction: Bulldogs playing against
'Mama. Added attraction — Big
band show.
Scene: Seniors Parade.
Action: A bulldog sudenly barks out.
"What is he barking for?,” ques
tions a spectator. "Why don’t you
help me win over the tide,” inter
prets another spectator.
* * •
Here is a tense scene from a con
ference on philosophy of life:
“Life is one continued course of
instruction."
Nay. Motion rejected.
“Life is an occasional happy epi
sode in the general drama of pain.”
House divided.
"At any rate, life is a great damn
thing—one after another.”
Motion unanimously adopted.
Future course of action awaited.
Group To Elect
Judicial Board
Student Tribunal To Deal
With Bi-Campus Offenders
By Jo Ann Parker
A Georgia-Georgia Tech good
will committee will name a tri
bunal Monday at the Georgia Cen
ter to deal with student vandalism
between the two campuses.
The yearly committee consists of
12 leading students from each of the
institutions. Purpose of the group is
to name a five-man tribunal to try
any cases of vandalism done on eith
er school’s campus by students of
the other school.
University members of the good
will committee include: Nathan
Knight, LaGrange, senior class pres
ident; Bill Collins, Forsyth, junior
class president: Jimmy Walker, Ma
con, sophomore class president: Mike
Grossi. Atlanta, freshman class rep
resentative; Selby McCash, Decatur,
editor of the Red and Black; Don
ald I). Smith, Marietta, Chief Justice
of School of Law; J. B. Davis, Gun-
I tersvllle, football captain; Billy
Rowe, Fayson Lakes, N. J., cheer
leader; Emmet Bondurant, Athens,
president of Student Council; Dave
Hollis, Hahira, president of I.F.C.;
Bobby Rowan, Nashville, Campus
Leader, and Pete Bond, president of
Argonauts.
Storey Asks Male Students
For Dorm List By Tuesday
Any male student planning to re
main in his present dormitory should
sign a list posted in that dormitory
John Storey, director of men’s hous
ing, said this week.
Students wishing to change dor
mitories should request the change
before Nov. 12.
Law and graduate students must
apply immediately for rooms in the
new law-graduate dormitory.
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