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The Red and Black
Thursday, April 1,1982
stars as Iowa Jones in this
affectionate study of an
international adventurer in
Athens to locate that most
elusive of specimens
Vlaaic “Only When I
Die.” The poignant story of a
hack screenwriter and his
hack actress-wife and their
cute but precocious junkie
daughter who befriends a fat
out-of-work preacher named
Pinky Stars Shelly Hack
and John Gielgud.
Castle. “Saturday Night
Leper.” John Revolting
gives a devastating per
formance as a comatose
patient in an intensive care
ward, Rip Taylor as the
concerned physician, Brooke
CLASSICAL STUFF
Apfil l: T. Graham
Brown's Rack of Baroque in
a senior recital at the Chapel
at 8 p m Guest musicians
include Randall Bramlett on
cello, Davis Causey on
bassoon, and Mr Brown
himself on 714 Selections
include several twopart
inventions by Bach, the first
movement from Mozart’s
first concerto (written while
still gestating in his mother’s
womb) and "Tears of a
Clown,” by Smokey
Robinson
April 2 Some seniors who
desperately need to play
classical music for two hours
tonight in order to receive
credit for a class, will do so.
Nobody will be there, except
for pompous faculty
members and their equally
pompous charges and a
small party from third floor
Milledge Ilall who will stand
in the back of the Chapel and
scream out requests for
"Love Is Like A Rock.”
THINGS TO SEE
Woodchuck: “Privates."
An affectionate study of
privates, thin and wide, from
the military ones to the more
biological Stars lots of
doctors and wads of women
who couldn't get parts
(pardon the expression) in
other movies.
Georgia Parallelogram:
“Personal Best " Ernest
Hemingway's distant niece
gives a climactic per
formance in this affectionate
study of dykes on fire. Brad
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Davis makes a token cameo
appearance as a fern and,
coincidentally, the only
heterosexual object in the
movie. “Citizen Kane." An
unknown quantity. Stars that
fat ass who sells wine and
stuff, I think “Friday the
13th, Part X." Some un
suspecting high school
students go to classes one
day, only to discover that the
school has been converted
into a summer camp with a
mysterious past Farrah
Fawcett makes a token
cameo appearance as an
innocent ax handle
Wise. "Raiders of the Lost
Parking Space.” Ex-
President G. Rudolph For
Shields as the daughter with
brain death and Jerry
Mathers as the Beaver.
"Brother Ted Stroh, Live on
Sunset Boulevard." In this
uproarious stand-up routine,
filmed after his near-fatal
accident suffered while free-
basing a mixture of
Hawaiian Punch and
unleavened bread In one
memorable part of the film,
Brother Ted confides, "You
will find out, if you are
consumed with holy furor
and running down the street
screaming in pain, people
will laugh at you."
Athens Park'n’Watch:
"Disembowelment Blues,"
“Sodomy at Midtown High,"
Food Night set for tonight
By MELLUVA HESS
Kudf and Bleak Staph Spreader
In an expansion of its
series of specialty nights,
University Food Services
will be holding a Food Night
tonight from 8-9:30 at
Revolton, Smelling and
O’HIthrowup dining halls.
According to University
Food Services director
Grinn N. Bearit, the idea is
to bring something new to
the regular menus. “We
wanted to bring something
new to the regular menus,”
he said.
Bearit said Food Night
would try to integrate in
ternationally recognized
nutritional sources into the
program. "There’s a little
known guide called ‘The
Four Basic Food Groups’
which we’ll be using,” Bearit
said. “We’ll be shipping in a
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real treat from Atlanta
called meat.
“A few years ago, we tried
serving food on the regular
menus, but the lines at the
turnstiles just got too long;
some of our employees
actually had to work, which
is, of course, in violation of
the work-study regulations.
Boy, did we have Acid Tripp
breathing down our necks,”
he said.
Bearit said the menu
would include, in addition to
the meat, some bread, real
scrambled eggs, milk and
maybe a vegetable. He
added therapists would be
standing by to assist those
patrons suffering from
shock.
“It is rather a change,” he
said.
In the past, Food Services
has featured Water Night,
Fork Night, Spoon Night,
Cannibal Night, Gruel Night,
Salt Night, Monosodium
Glutamate Night,
Bangladesh Festival Night,
Hockey Puck Night and
Snow Night. "We simply
want to keep up our high
standards of shock value (in
holding Food Night),”
Bearit said.
Only University students
with IDs, valid or invalid,
will be admitted. Students
not on the Hard Labor Meal
Plan will have to pay $15.
“Night of the Ranting
Geriatrics" (a sequel to “On
Golden Pond”) and the
uncut version of “Heaven’s
Gate.” Come smashed.
THINGS TO DO
O’Mammy's: That ob
noxious recording you hear
when you call the damned
place will be played over the
sound system all week long.
Tofee’s. Ferd Denizen
Sings! Join the homely and
dictatorial University
president in this show
featuring his tender ren
ditions of the following
songs: "R-E-S-E-A-R-C-H,”
“Fire,” Bod Dillon’s “Not
Unlike a Revolving Rock,”
“What Kind of Fool Am I?”,
the Clash’s “Complete
Control,” “Whip It” and “GI
Blues.” Ferd also brought
some video tapes with him,
and they will be shown
Monday evening as well.
Mystery House is playing
too, but no one knows where.
P.J. Party’s: Athens
General Hospital sponsors a
Child Abuse Workshop.
Many people complain about
child abuse, but few know
how to do it correctly.
Sessions include “Teaching
Baby to Simulate Crib
Death,” “Teaching Baby to
Swim” and “Teaching Baby
to Ignore Gravity."
For the What Club.
Mystery House is not playing
Snapshot by Wrndy Wid»An*lr
John Revolting rivetingly catatonic in ‘Leper’
here. I don’t give a damn
what you’ve heard! Stop
calling them, OK?
STORIES, SONGS, TOYS
Hey look, we don't really
get any mail from you
sniveling wimps and we
really don’t care if we never
get any. So stop sending it to
Asstar Ars — Party Dogs
Rolling in Violent Con
vulsions from a Mustard Gas
Attack, or ANYTHING! Got
it?
J. Clark Kent
Police drop Peebody charges;
men’s room to be singles bar
By LINDA LOVELACE
Kudr and Bleak Kinky Sex Reporter
In a surprise move
Wednesday, University
police dropped all charges
against seven people
arrested last week for lettin'
it hang out in a Peebody Hall
men’s room.
“We figured, what the hell,
they weren’t hurting
anybody,” said University
police Sgt. Dave Beige.
The men arrested last
week, popularly known as
the “Peebody Seven," have
been the target of a national
publicity campaign
originating in San Fran
cisco. Thousands of men
dressed in pink crepe de
chine and rose-colored silk
hats paraded in the
California city last weekend,
sporting signs and banners
emblazoned with "free the
Peebody Seven” and
“flashing can be fun.”
In response to the publicity
campaign, University of
ficials pressured the police
to free the men arrested last
week and drop all charges
against them.
The Peebody Hall men’s
rooms, long a popular
meeting place of older,
shifty-eyed men in long
black raincoats as well as
young, nubile gents in tight
jeans, will be officially
converted to a singles bar,
said one University official
Tentatively entitled "Le
Sex Shoppe,” the bar-
restroom will feature live
entertainment and double
wide stalls. There will be no
admission charge, but a
bouncer will be stationed at
the door to keep out un
desirables and anyone under
17, unless accompanied by
Harry Reems.
Professors with offices in
Peebody Hall were
philosophical about the new
business in the basement
restroom.
"There’s always been a
bunch of weirdos hanging
around down there, I don’t
see where this bar will
change anything,” said
Professor G. Whiz
University police were a
bit more concerned. “It’s not
that I care what they do over
there now, I'm just worried
about things getting out of
hand,” Beige said. "With the
kinds of crowds this place
will attract, it could be touch
and go."
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