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Big kids
Are Ihe middle--of the-quarter blues getting you down? Is this
the one night that you don't have to camp out at the library?
Don't you just want to go out and forget about the pressures
of academia? Well, tonight the 40 Watt Club I'ptown will help
soothe any school sorrows you happen to have when the
Ancient Newborns play. The Ancient Newborns are a
relatively new hand in town with a hard pop sound and
strong, female vocals. The hand will help you lose those
blues. So get out of your dormitory and put mi your dancing
shoes. Music starts at 10:30 p.m. Cover is $2. Another new
hand. Inspected by 12. opens.
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A review of •Gymfeata." starring Kurt
Thomas and Tetchie Abgay ani
Directed by Robert Clouse An
MG M/United Artists release Now
showing at the Palace Twin
By SCOTT W ILLIAMS
H«! and Mark staff Writer
The artful skills of karate and the
flowing movements of gymnastics have
been blended together for the first, and
God only hopes, last time in the less
than sublimely stupid new film called
"Gymkata ."
Former gymnast Kurt Thomas, a
man-who has been used to nothing less
than perfection in the past, has let his
standards slip a bit Thomas must
survive a rigorous training program so
he can compete in an ancient survival
game in the far eastern country of
Parmistan So w hy go to all that trouble
for a game’’ Well, as it turns out.
Parmistan is the perfect location for
Ihe U S based Stars Wars system and
anyone who can survive the game gets
one wish Of course, since Thomas has
been trained by the CIA, he's supposed
to wish for the use of that country's
facilities Thomas should have really
been daring and wished for a storyline
that wouldn't insult the mental
capacities of a 2-year-old.
A special note must be made for any
film that is located in the mythical
country of Parmistan. Come on,
Parmistan sounds like a dairy product
that farmers throw away because they
fear that if it should ever reach a
populated section of society, a terrible
plague may result
A giant smirk must also grace one s
face when the name of Parmistan s
princess is said The daughter of the
ruling Khan is Princess Kubali (Tetchie
Abgayann She is a luscious-looking
Oriental who is particularly fetching
when dressed in a skin-tight black
leotard outfit Her father, however,
must have been raised by thoughtless
mollusks
The Khan resembles a cartoonist's
bad joke. He has a mustache- that is four
times too large for his face and appears
to be wearing an ill-fitting wig that,
should it be real, is the ugliest mop that
has ever laid on the top of someone's
he-ad To cap things off. he has a nose
that would make Rudolph pine with
envy The red, bulbous edifice could
effectively light a major proportion of
the North Carolina coastline
People, places and names aside, the
film still strikes out even on the semi-
believable level. Two scenes in par
ticular stand out When Thomas first
arrives in Asia, some thugs are waiting
to eliminate him A chase ensues and
while Thomas is running around the
city, low and behold, a solid steel bar is
hanging smack dab in between two
buildings in an alleyway Thomas leaps
and. Shazaml. chalk is already spread
on his palms and he proceeds to swing
around and around and kicks the tar out
of his adversaries
The next incident is guaranteed to
make anyone choke on his popcorn.
While Thomas is involved in competing
in the game, he must survive entering
the village of the crazies The village
just happens to be filled with
generations worth of the criminally
insane The so-called crazies are armed
with enough farm and kitchen im
plements to wipe out a small Caribbean
nation Once again. Thomas has to flee
for his life but is soon cornered in the
village square Lucky for Thomas that
the nut cases must be athletically in
clined since a pommel horse just
happens to be sitting in the square.
Sure 1 And Dirty Harry keeps pet fish
Thomas best call it quits in the film
industry if this is the best he can do
What's really scary would be a sequel
called “Gymfu."
CONSIDERATE ROOMMATE TO
SHAME 2BDR 2ba apartment cIom to
campus. summer sublet * option to
<aaaa m September a a AC DW I 'SC
pe» month p«u* utilitia* Aon Mi"e<
542 2968 (617)
ROOMMATE NEEDED FOR SPRING
QUARTER Two roommates needed tor
tummat Five miles from campus $122
par month plus halt utilities Call Kevin
54*7126 Keep trying (5171
RIVERMIU APTS NEED 1 OR 2 'amale
roommates *or summer 85 thru spring
06 And t tor summer only Call Ann or
Janet 548 8142 <5161
RIVERMILl TWO NONSMOKING
tamales needed One tor summer only
the other tor summer and neat year
Please can 546-9335 (5171
ROOMMATES NEEDED TO SHARE
Jamestown apartment tor summer
quarter Two tema'es to share
bedroom $125 a month pi u s part of
utilities On university bus'me
5499170 (521)
RIVERMILL FEMALE ROOMMATE
NEEDED FOR ne>t year Two bedroom
townhouse with t » . microwave
balcony Rent 227 50 per month plus
furniture rent and utilities Can
354 1206 (5221
NEEOED TO SHARE 2 BEDROOM
apartment on M<nedge Available tor
Summer May 6 $125 per month plus
half utmiies Fully furnished Cal'
546 80'S (522)
r'ANm M 9£SAli. WAREHOUSE
K.np Bed* l— 00 Sola Bed* Queen
or Double Nile Stand* $14 96 $24 M
Dressers $ chests IMUM, Larva
framed mirrors $19 99 $19 #9
Bedspreads and drapes $5 each
Sturdy Otneti* with Captain s Chatrs
like new $99 99 and up
ROOMMATES NEEDED TO SHARE
JAMESTOWN APARTMENT 2 BR 2
bath Great location Can as soon as
possible at 549 2303 (63)
WANTED NONSMOKING FEMALE TO
SHARE apt $150 a month pi u a halt
utilities Located behind Brumby Can
549 4134 after 4 (515)
TWO FEMALE ROOMMATES NEEDE0
TO sham new fully furnished con
dominium with reasonable rent In
dudes many eitras and close to cam
pus Call Kim at 548 5099 (530)
UNIV TOWER ) ROOMMATES NEEDED
for fall to share 2 bedrm female
nonsmoker preferred fully furnished
microwave across the street from cam
pus call Mei-ssa 354 4584 (531)
3 FEMALE ROOMMATES NEEDED TO
SHARE 1 bedroom house 2 blocks from
Legion Field $110 plus one fourth
utilities Lisa 5485724 Male roommate
needed to share 2 bedroom duple* plus
half utilities David after 5 546 6590
(631
ROOMMATE WANTED MILLEDOE
PARK APTS OQA bus stop Own
bedroom 145 me I uM'ties Furnished
except for own room Needed summer
and fall (5171
ROOMMATES NEEOED FOR SOMMER
quarter possibly 85 06 school year 4
bedroom house very quiet area Close
to Vina Wes' Apart* $70 00 rent cal'
George 5466360 (6 3)
FEMALE ROOMMATE WANTED '45
plus utilities, furnished eicept for own
room, heart of 5 pt* UGA stop needed
for summer and fan Cali after 5pm
5497164 (517)
TWO OIRLS NEEOED TO SUBLET FUR
NtSHED apt for the summer Across
from campus $150 per month
Bathroom kitchen Call Kirsten after
6pm 5469130 (6 3)
RESPONSIBLE FEMALE ROOMMATES
NEEDED for Appleby Mew* condo tor
summer Poolside Up to tour girls Bu*
to camp«a but dose enough 10 walk
Cal' 5460724 (63)
RIVERMIU 3 BEOROOM FLAT ROOM
MATE needed tor summer quarter
possrbfy fall, too Cell Jimmy or Ricky
354-0866 (63)
FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED FOR
SUMMER quarter to share 3 bedroom
townhouse at TtvOli apartments $100
per month plus one-third utilities Call
5460305 (63)
RIVERMILL 2 BEDROOM 2BATH Need
female roommate summer and or fait
quarter $192 plus one fourth utilities
for whole summer Good location,
microwave Call 364 0014 (63)
ROOMMATE NEEDED SUMMER OWN
room, share bathroom with one other
Very private Large apt In Victorian
house Rent '50 one mile from cam
Pus 364 4960 Penny (63)
DUPLEX A/C CABLE DISHWASHER
W 0 hookups 10 rmn to campus dogs
aoowed '36 00 plus half utHMies
3550441 before 7am after 11pm (63)
FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDEO FOR
SUMMER quarter non smoking prefer
red 1 BR walking distance to campus
$135 per month and half utilities Call
54' 0138 (5221
NEAT RESPONSIBLE ROOMMATE
WANTED house on Mi Hedge bu*im«
own room W 0 OW FP. b«g yard.
$13125 plus 1/4 utilities 3540224
(521)
FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED SUM
MER QUARTER University Towers fully
furnished and equipped walking
distance from campus $175 plus half
utilities can 404 3960167 (523)
ROOMMATE NEEDED IMMEDIATELY
Walk to class across from Brumby
Brand new apt option to lease in fall
$150 per month Call Steve 549 8 724
(523)
WANTED NONSMOKING FEMALE
ROOMMATE TO share apt tor summ
at 2 b* 1 ba. furnished Close to camp
us $125 plus half utilities Campus
Ridge Can 546 9.364 (524)
LIBERAL ROOMMATE NEEDED TO
SHARE ONE bedroom apartment Rent
$112 50 per month Call after 5pm
5450191 (529)
THREE BEOROOM DUPLEX $345 per
month Need two female roommates for
other side of duple* $115 per mo
apiece Two years old large yard Call
Amy 5469970 or 404 939 1036 (520)
SUMMER ROOMMATES NEEDEO TWO
MALES needed to share a fully furnish
ed townhouse m Sleepy Hollow
Reasonable rent Low utilities Call Ke<
ly 5466286 (keep trying) (529)
ROOMMATE NEEDEO FOR SUMMER
QUARTER for 2BR duple* on Cedar
Shoals Mostly furnished. A/C Half
rent plus half utilities Call 5466616
Keep trying (530)
THREE FEMALE ROOMMATES NEED
ED TO share brand new completely fur
niehed Peabody condominium (near
Brumby) for summer quarter only $325
per quarter plus utilities Call Linda
546 8366 (530)
COOL FEMALE ROOMMATES NEE0E0
fan Lika »o party study too 4BR house
very nice new Own car needed $125
per month Call 5430560 (63)
NEEDEO ONE FEMALE ROOMMATE
FOR June thru September in Myrtle
Beach 5 Carolina beach house 2
blocks from the beach $170 per
month piua t/4 utilities Call Toni
3531C78 (521)
RIVERMILL TOWNHOUSE 3 female
roommates needed summer quarter,
possibly year Nicely furnished,
balcony, air conditioned, rant
78 75/month plus utilities Call after
6 00pm Michele 5461180 (521)
CHRISTIAN PROFESSIONAL NON
SMOKINQ student needs summer
roommate 5 points, air conditioning,
furnished private bedroom silent
locals, carpet Vary reasonable
utilities, microwave, on busline. $140
per month 3540140 (521)
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FEMALE ROOMMATE WANTED FOR 3
bedroom duple* starting May 10th
Closa to campus, own bedroom $115
par month plus 1/3 utilities Call attar
3pm 543 7755 (63)
CAMBRIDGE APARTMENTS Brand
new energy efficient on# bedroom now
available Also large two and three
bedroom, pool, tennis, dishwasher Call
5461199 (63)
APPLE MEWS SUMMER SUBLET
Two bedroom. 2 A a half bath
townhouee for the summer Call
354 4649 lata afternoon or early eveni
ng (624)
APARTMENT AVAILABLE FOR SUM
MER QUARTER Appleby Maws Phasa
I- right acrosa from Ihe pool!' Only $400
per month For more Information call
354 8695 (621)
S POINTS LOCATIONI 3 bedroom. 1
and a half bathe, yard and deck Juet
40000 per month plus low utilities
Move in June 101h Call Ann, Carolina.
Ashley. 5469545 (63)
COOL FEMALE ROOMMATES NEEDED
fall Lika to party, study loo 4BR house
very nice new Own car needed $125
per month Cell 543Q550 (63)
NONSMOKING STUDIOUS FEMALE
WANTED to live m house five minute
walk to campus or busses Own
bedroom 120 per month plus utilities
summer or tail 548 0296 (6 3)
2 FEMALE ROOMMATES NEEDED
SUMMER quarter Fully furnished con
do appro* 5 min from campus $150
per mon plus 1/3 utilities Swimming
pool Own room Please ca 353 8908
anytime Keep frying (63)
WE NEED TWO FUN LOVINO AND
outgoing housemates to share our
tour bedroom house el 487 Ruth SI
Rent $125. utilities $10 546 9486 Ken
ny Steve or Marty about room* (63)
MALE ROOMMATE NEEDED FOR
FALL 2BR townhouse with AC. 1/2
mil# from campus $135 per month
plus half utilities Cell Will 542 5081 or
542 3753 (63)
CLOSE TO CAMPUS (NEAR COL
ISEUM) 2 BR apartment AC. DW
$180 month plus utilities Summer
sublet with option to lease in
September Call Ron 542 2968 (day).
354 8387 affere (63)
SUMMER ROOMMATES NEEOED
FULLY FURNISHEO University Tower*
Penthouse, three female*. $150 per
month, microwave Across the street
from campus Call Bonnie 154 8998
(62D
FEMALE ROOMMATEfS) NEEDED TO
SHARE a two bedrm at Suase* Star
ting Jun* 15 or September 15 After
300 542 4102 or 5424678 $85 per
month (63)
RIVERMILL 2 FEMALE ROOMMATES
FOR NEXT year Two bedroom
townhouse with balcony Subtef for
summer $85 month Rant $116 month
pfua utilities Call Tina 542 1317 (63)
ROOMMATE NEEDED FROM JUNE 1
Option for fad 2 bedroom apartment
Walk to campus $112 50 per month
plus half utilities Cat) Chatla at
542 2402 Leave messaga (621)
02 HOUSING
SUMMER SUBLEASE WALK TO
CLASSES Great location two
bedroom duple* reasonable rent,
suitable lor two or four people In
disputable chance of a lifetime Call
5466742 (63)
SUMMER SCHOOL 8TU0ENTS WALK
TO CAMPUS efficiency apartments
fum/unfurn 180196/mo $50 deposit.
$40 off 1st mo rent with mir 3 month
•ease and this ad on rsservations made
prior to May 1 Call 3634669 (63)
FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED FOR
SUMMER QUARTER Two bedroom
duple* m quiet area $162 50 per month
plus halt utilities Call after 12 30 pm
Monday thru Friday 546 5055 (63)
ROOM AVAILABLE FOR MATURE
NON-smoking individual Quiet $175
per month Includes utilities,
washsr idrysr. A/C, dishwasher, wood
deck Call Phillip at 549 8875 Leave
message 163)
SUBLET FOR SUMMER APPLEBY
MEWS APT $500 for Ihe summer Fully
furnished and equipped. AC. pool,
shuttle to campus Call Brooks
353-9750 Nights 546 8028 (628)
BEAUTIFUL DUPLEX TO SUBLET lor
summer Skylights, two bedrooms,
ileck. Iirsplscs Furnished except for
living room To lease June 15 to Sept 1
$100 per month Call 3567271 (615)
NEE0 TO SUBLET APT FROM MAY
15th on Th# Bluffs walking distance
from th« law business school area S
Fmnley St For Info call Rob 5469773
(615)
FOR RENT 3BR. 1BA OLDER horn* on
Eppa Bridge Rd Available today S300
per month Call Howard Properties
5460300 (617)
2BR APARTMENT FOR SERIOUS
FEMALE UNIVERSITY student or
students, carpeted very nice, big fenc
ed shaded yard, walking distance to
campus S250 per month plus utilities
Call 5461532162»)
APPLEBY MEWS 2BR. 2 1/2 BA. sum
mer sublease fully furnished, pool,
shuttle bus. $125 per month
(negotiable) Cell NOW tor more In
formaton 5467035 1615)
SUBLEASE A ONE BEOROOM apart
menl this summer Furnished and
within walking distance to campus non-
smokers preferred Call 354 8918 attar
1pm (63)
SEE CAMPUS AND UOA BUSSES
FROM FRONT window Sublease for
summer One bedroom apartment, fur
nished. A/C. kitchen Call 5460274
evening* (615)
FOR SALE BY STUDENT OWNER
Beautiful Victorian house in Athens. 4
bedrooms. 2 bathrooms, large porch. 12
ft ceiling, close to campus Rant 3
bedrooms lo friends Qrsat investment
and tax shelter for your parents
$59,000 evenings 5463151 (63)
FOR SUBLEASE LARGE ONE bedroom
apartment at 6ptt available for sum
mer. fully furnished, color TV, stereo,
microwave, full cable, ceiling tana, on
city and campus busline, perfect for
one or two people AC. $330 per month,
water included Call 5464306 (622)
2 BR UNFURN APT TO SUBLET 3
mile* from campus S380 per mo Call
Jay 5465108 (623)
STUDENT ENTREPRENEURS
Expanding student owned business franchise
available for a successful new product. Plastic
mascot hats already designed and made for
Georgia Bulldogs. I am a University of Maryland
student offering franchise in an effort to ex
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growing comapnay for you. Plus extra money!
Please call or write for info:
Steve's Hats, Inc.
118070ld Columbia Pike
Silver Springs, M0. 20904
(301) -622-3082
SUMMER SU(LEASE FULLY FURNISH
ED. Apple Maws rent negotiable 2 BR.
21/2 bsth apt A/C. dishwasher,
disposal, pool, laundry, and shuttla to
campus Call 548 5940 (628)
SUBLET FOR SUMMER 2 BEDROOM 2
1/2 bath townhouse Jamsslown spls
24 roommates needed on busline
Pool. AC. $450 per month Cell
5466109 (628)
AWESOME SUMMER DEAL ONE
MONTH free newly furnished con
dominum (sectional sots, desks, ttc.)
Sleep* four clos* to campus $500 per
month Cell end see soon 354-0754
(628)
FOR SALE BY OWNER & ROOM
HOUSE and lull bath Qat heat, window
A/C unit, hoi water heeler, stove. 2-car
garage $25,000 owner will finance.
5464249 days 548 5487 evenings (5 28)
FOR RENT NEW 4 BEDROOM DUPLEX
2 full baths, kitchsn with all ap
pliance* extra cloaet apeca. washer
and dryar. furnished 2 dacka $500 per
month 543 4249 days. 5465487 even
ings (628)
ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT FOR
SUBLET 5pts arsa Available second
week of June Cell 546 7708 between 1
4pm and 611pm Keep trying (628)
FURNISHED ROOMS FOR CHRISTIAN
UOA female students 5 minutes from
UOA. good neighborhood 2 BA. 2 kit
chens. 100 per mo. plus utilities
5461532 (623)
SUMMER SPECIAL 2BR APARTMENT
on Georgia Ave close lo Navy School,
$250 par month, heat and water mclud
ed Call Howard Properties 5460300
(617)
SUMMER SUBLEASE CLOSE TO CAM
PUB Pool, laundry, partially furnished
one bedroom apartment call Keith at
354 0652 Keep trying or leave a
message (63)
WOODSTOVE ON BRICK FAN shaped
hearth, tile bath wallpaper; all
anemities in this luxury 2BR duplex
horns On quiet end street 315 per mo
200 deposit Includes yard care and gar
bege pick up 2 5 mile* from campus
Couple* 543-1373 (63)
SUBLEASE SEMIFURNISHED 2
BEDROOM 2 bath flat in Rivermill
Swimming pool' Backyard with grass
Just Ilk* being on campus Cell Brad at
549 3283 or Mike al 542 2990 (63)
FOR BALE NEW SPACIOUS WELL fur
nished 1 br condo on campus All ap
pliance* including microwave Cell
1 404 543-3082 for appl or additional in
lo (622)
UNIV TOWER 2 BEDRM. FULLY FUR
NISHE0 Summer lease Across from
city-campus buses microwami 900
per month plus utilities For ir forma
lion, cell Melissa at 154 4564 (63 )
SUMMER RENTALS CLOSE VO CAM
PUS 1 and 2 bedroom apartments
$200-335 per month Call Howard Pro
perties. 5460300 (617)
ONE BEOROOM APT QUIET Sets area
Walk to campus For summer sublet
Newly painted Owners may leave lur
mture Cell Kelly or Leah 5467157 Keep
trying. (63)
SUMMER SUBLEASE. NEARLY NEW
DUPLEX olf North Avenue Mid-May
thru aarly August $290/month Two
bedroom, furnished. AC. Five minute
drive 543-9243 Keep trying (63)
MEMORIAL PARK AREA HOUSE: For
summer sublease Three bedrooms
One bath Excellent neighborhood 1
Great location' Only $300 per month
Cell 543-8644 (63)
OARRET APTB FOR RENT 2BR apts 1
be. A/C. carpet, kitchen apptianoes
For rent 3BR house A/C. carpet, kit
chen appliances Mi Case facilities
available Pool, laundry room and perk
mg No pets No * iter beds Cell
3661429 days or 7265230 nights and
weekends (63)
APPLEBY MEWS FULLY FURNISHED
microwave TV. pool, stereo. $150 per
month Utilities included summer
quarter 5461124 (628)
SUBLEASE CONDOMINIUM FOR SUM
MER Greet location beside Brumby
One bedroom (two beds) fully furnish
#d Rent 250 00 per month plus utilities
negotiable Cell after 12am 5465783
(620)
2 BLOCKS FROM MAIN LIBRARY
Sublease large 1 bedroom apartment
tor summsr or longer $285 per month
wafer included AC., paneled and
carpeted interior Cell 3541806 or
3544261 (628)
TIVOLI 3 BEDROOM APT AVAILABLE
for summer June 10 through August 31
$300 rent total for summer Option for
fell Can 5463044 (626)
PEACEFUL COUNTRY LIVING- Rent or
lease with option Lovely 2 year old
1733 eg ft fermstyte home on 3 6 acres
in Oconee County Convenient to
schools end shopping Prater settled
family or couple $550 per month,
serious inquiries only please. 7267224
(626)
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3 mo. leases lor summer
EPPS BRIDGE RD. 546-0610