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The Red and Black • Thursday, January 11, 1990 • 7
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THE FAR SIDE
By GARY LARSON
"I've got It again, Larry .an eerie feeling like
there’s something on top of the bed."
Mammoth pointers.
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■ CLASSIFIED INFORMATION
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tional words 10* each per day. "Instant Replay " ads $12, 25 words or less,
$18, 2640 words. "Instant Replay"' ads run 2 weeks and can be renewed one
time at no charge two days prior to expiration. Ads may be placed Monday Friday
9 a.m. 5 p.m. at our offices, 123 N. Jackson St
A MATURE, RESPONSIBLE, male grad stu
dent wanted. Quiet place to study. Home close
to campus. Bedroom, bath, with kitchen priv
ileges. Utilities included. $100 rent. 543-8006.
01-23
ATTENTION: NON-SMOKING, responsible
female(s) needed immediately. Own bedroom,
bath in luxury, on-campus condo W/D.
$287.50 plus 1/2 or $191.67 plus 1/3 utilities.
353-0769. Leave message. 01-23
FEMALE NONSMOKER NEEDED to share
two bedroom apartment at Tivoli. CXvn room
and bath, $197 per month plus 1/2 utilities.
549-3295. 01-24
FEMALE ROOMMATE WANTED to share two
bedroom, 2 bath. Completely furnished. Only
for winter quarter. Call Carla, 354-0092.
Sussex Club. 01-16
FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED. House off
King Avenue. $200 indudes utilities except
phone. No pets. Call 548-5763. 01-19
FEMALE ROOMMATE WANTED ASAP at
Players Club Apartments. Own room, share
bath. $181 per month plus 1/4 utilities. 546-
1921.01-23
FEMALE, 3RD YEAR vet student looking for
roommate Your own room. W/D, fireplace,
central air and heat, 2 BR, 1 BA duplex. North
Place. Must love animals. $165 plus 1/2 utili
ties. Call 549-8836, leave message. 01-23
FURNISHED ROOM FOR rent close to
campus. Kitchen privileges, washer, dryer,
pooltable, central heat/air. Call Dr. Miller, 542-
5915, or Lesley, 548-8110. $170 00/month in
cludes utilities. 01-24
HELP! WE NEED a female roommate to share
Brandon Oaks apartment. Washer/dryer, pool,
etc. $ 145/month. Call 549-3880.01-24
JANUARY RENT FREE for responsible fe
male. Large three bedroom with all the extras.
Own room with hugh closet. $167.50 plus 1/4
utilities. Please call 369 0486. 01-23
NEEDED: ONE OR two female roommates to
share 3 BR. 2 1/2 BA townhouse. DW, W/D,
central heat and air. $250.00 for one room
mate, $167 00 for two roommates. Call after
6:00. 546-1654. 01-17
NON-SMOKING FEMALE ROOMMATE
needed to share spacious 2 BR, 1 BA duplex.
7 minutes from campus. $172.50/month plus
1/2 utilities. Must like dogs. 549-0526. 01-16
NON-SMOKING FEMALE ROOMMATE
needed to share 2 BR, 2 BA with three others.
Vaulted ceiling, fireplace, great view.
$137.50/month plus 1/4 utilities. 549-4346. 01-
18
NON-SMOKING MALE ROOMMATE. 2 BR. 2
BA on UGA busline $137.50 per month plus
1/4 utilities. Ask for Barry, 548-9304. 01-23
ONE FEMALE ROOMMATE needed immedi
ately! Non-smoker. Low rent. Five minute walk
to campus and downtown. Call anytime. 548-
9083.01-24
ONE NON-SMOKING FEMALE roommate
needed to share 2 bedroom, 2 bath apartment.
$135/month plus 1/3 utilities. No deposit. No
January rent. Call 354-4549. 01-12
ONE OR TWO male roommates needed to
share 2 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath at Appleby Mews.
Rent-$160 per month. Call 546-7681. 01-19
ONE OR TWO roommates needed for winter
quarter. Partially furnished. College Place
Apartments. One tor $185.00. Two for $120.00
each. Call 546-7483. 01-18
PLAYERS CLUB APARTMENTS. One female
roommate needed immediately. Own room,
cable, W/D, pool, $181.00 per month plus 1/4
utilities. Please call 549-5112. 01-11
ROOM FOR RENT. Personal, full bathroom.
Direct access to kitchen. Eight or twelve month
lease available, $150/month. Call Corey at
548-8854. Yard, garage, storage. 01-18
ROOMMATE NEEDED WINTER quarter.
Apartment close to campus. $150/month. Call
543-2087. 01-16
ROOMMATE NEEDED TO share apartment
Nonsmoker. Likes cats. $207.50 plus 1/2 utili
ties. 549-7456. Trisha. 01-18
KEEP DEPOSIT. August paid. Close to
campus. Female roommate needed. Oho
room. Rent negotiable. River Mill Apartments.
Furnished except for bedroom. Call 546-6722,
leave message 01-24
LAID BACK, STUDIOUS male needed to
share 2 BR apartment in Deanng Garden
Apartments. Two blocks down Church Street
across from Brumby. Features: pool, large
kitchen, dishwasher, completely furnished,
cable TV, AC/gas heat, 2-3 minute walk to
campus. Call Curt at 543-9618. 01-18
MALE NON-SMOKING ROOMMATE. Own
room in three bedroom house. $160.00 per
month plus 1/3 utilities. No party animals. Call
Jim or David. 369 8481.01-16
MALE ROOMMATE WANTED to share new.
2 BR apartment. Rent - $137.50 per month
plus 1/2 utilities. Call Ken at 369-1195. Leave a
message. 01-23
M/F, SMOKER PREFERRED. Two rooms
available in a lovely house. $150 per month
plus 1/3 utilities. Call Altyson at 353-1715 or
leave message 01-17
WANTED: FEMALE NON-SMOKING room
mate to live at River Mill Apartments. Conve
nient to campusl Call 549-2711 nowl 01-23
WILL PAY $100, need 1 female roommate to
share 1 bedroom apartment or sublease the
apartment if preferred. Interested, call 354-
4340.01-11
1 or 2 MALE roommates needed for 2 BR, 2
BA, new Sleepy Hollow condo. W/D connec
tion, microwave, dishwasher, water paid, close
to campus. Call Carter, 369-7795. 01-19
1 OR 2 ROOMMATES to share large. 3 bed
room house. 263 Ruth Street, on busline.
$ 189/month. 546-1497, 549-1650, 546-1926
01-23
APARTMENT FOR RENT: February 1st on
Mitchell Street. Convenient to campus. $260 a
month. Call Maureen and Lisa, 548-2341, or
Karrie, 549-7691. Evenings. 01-12
FOR RENT: Mobile home. 12 X 60. Has 2
beds, stove, couch and chair and coffee table
Refrigerator, 4 kitchen chairs and table. Cen
tral heat and air. Has washer. 5 minutes to Uni
versity. Refrigerator and gas stove
$200.00/month. 543-3319. 01-12
"ATTENTION - GOVERNMENT HOMES from
$1 (U-repair). Delinquent tax property. Repos
sessions. Call 1-602 838-8885 Ext. GH1792."
01-12
BARRINGTONS. LIKE NEW, 2 BR. 2 BA. en
ergy efficient. Available immediately, 543-
9561.01-19
COZY TWO BEDROOM mobile home Some
furniture, convenient, good neighbors, $150
per month plus deposit. No pets. 353-1454,
543-5314. Available now. 01-12
DEARING COURTYARD CONDO for rent. 2
bedroom, 2 1/2 bath. $675 per month. Nine
month sublease. Contact Michelle, 369-1688
or in Atlanta, 951-0815. 01-11
DUPLEX FOR RENT: 4 BR. 2 BA, energy effi
cient. Stove, refrigerator, dishwasher fur
nished. 5 minutes from UGA. $500 per month.
Day. 548-2098. Evening. 548-2829. 01-12
FOR LEASE: SPACIOUS, three bedroom, 2
1/2 bathroom townhouse. Indudes fireplace,
washer/dryer hookup. Close to campus with
pool, tanning beds. etc. Call now' 549-6363.
02-01
MOBILE HOME FOR sale with additions
(12x24 screened porch and 12x24 carport)
Well established. Excellent for investment by
parents for university student education and
resale. Very low maintenance and economical
on utilities. Many extras! Must seel 549-1525
or 1-205-567-2343. 01-12
COMPUTER FOR SALE: IBM PS/2 model 30
286, VGA color, 3 1/2(1 44MB) diskette drive
20-MB HD, 1MB memory, 80286 processor
parallel and serial ports. Not a clone Software
30-day warranty and support. $2,200. 548
9977. 01-17
FOR SALE: Trek 950 mountain bike. 6 months
old, excellent condition. Only $300. Call Mike
at 357-0437, leave name and number. 01-12
FOR SALE: Victorian house. 3000 plus square
feet. Subdivided. 4 bedroom, 2 bath, potential
rent-$725. 2 bedroom, 1 bath, potential rent-
$400 Garage apartment, potential rent-$250.
1 mile from downtown. Asking prioe-$118,000.
354-4980. 01-19
IBM COMPATIBLE COMPUTER: Epson
Apex, 512K RAM, two 5 1/4" floppy dnves,
Apex 80 printer, Packard Be'l monochrome
graphic display monitor, some software. $700
Frank, 354-6612. 01-23
LOVE SEAT AND COUCH. Very good condi
tion, $40-$95. Also coffee and end tables. $10-
$15. Will deliver for free. Scott at 543-3830.
01-19
MAGNAVOX SYSTEM: 100 wan receiver, 6
disk CD player, turntable, dual cassene deck.
120 wan recerver, 40 inch digital floor
speakers, 3 year warranty, $450.00 546-8530
01-19
PAUL MCCARTNEY TICKETS: Great seats
to see the legend. 357-1490. 01-16
NO DEPOSIT REQUIRED. 1 bedroom apart
ment for sublease. 9 months lease, on school
bus line, walking distance to campus, $325 a
month. Call 369-8690. 01-12
REPOSSESSED VA & HUD HOMES available
from government from $1 without credit check
You repair. Also tax delinquent foreclosures.
Call 1-805 682-7555 Ext. H-1994 for repo list
your area. (Call 7 days a week). 02-01
SINGLE ROOM FOR rent with access to
kitchen and bath. 12 foot ceilings and fireplace
1 mile from campus. $165/month plus utilities.
Call John at 548-8854. 01-18
SPACIOUS 2 BEDROOM apartment. Fire
place. 2 bathrooms, ceiling fan. dishwasher.
Windsor Place. Sublease. $525/month or buy.
Beth or Kim, 543-1658. Close to campus. 01-
12
SUBLEASE 2 BEDROOM duplex on westside
of Athens. Has fireplace, dishwasher, and
washer/dryer hookups. Available January 15.
Call Mike at 546 0657 for details. Pets allowed.
01-23
WOULD YOU LIKE TO be 30 minutes from
Athens or Atlanta? Luxury apts. in Loganville
GA Power Good Cents. $100.00 security de
posit. The Mews, 466-2037. 01-16
1 BR APTS, for rent. $235 a month. On bus
line, near campus. The Oaks Apts 548-0168.
01-31
STUN GUNS. 50,000 volts. Leaves attacker
dazed up to 15 minutes. Safe. Legal. Effective.
Rush $39.95 to FAPCO, 3000 Old Alabama
Rd„ Suite 119-108, Alpharetta, GA 30201.01 -
26
TWIN MATTRESS AND box springs. Excellent
shape, orthopedic extra firm. One year old.
Bought for over $200, sell for $90. Please
phone 369-9390. 01-11
NATIONAL STUDENT EXCHANGE
Pay UGA tuition fees and exchange to an
other college or university in the U.S.
For more Information contact
STUDENT AFFAIRS
542-3564
BASEBALL CARDS: Buy. sell, trade. Call
369-9219.01-19
BUYING • WORLD WAR I and II - swords,
daggers, medals, helmets, military beer steins
Collector. 404-944-1085. Leave message. 01-
24
WANT TO BUY anything interesting, old or un
usual. Call 743-3268 or 354-8/69 Ask for
Peter or Michael. 01-18
••ATTENTION - GOVERNMENT SEIZED VE
HICLES from $100 Fords, Mercedes, Cor
vettes, Chevys. Surplus Buyers Guide 1-602-
838 8885 Ext. A1792."01-12
CAN YOU BUY Jeeps, Cars. 4 x 4's seized in
drug raids for under $100.00? Call for facts
today. 805-644 9533 Dept 864 01-25
FOR SALE: "81 Mercury Lynx. 2 door hatch
back, 4 speed, good condition, $950.00. 549-
7510 after 5 p.m. 01-16
FOR SALE: 1985 Dodge Caravan Minivan
Power steenng, power brakes, AC, stereo
system. $4,800 OBO. Call 743-3514 after 5
p.m. 01-18
TELLS PAST, PRESENT & FUTURE
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GIFTED ADVISOR
MRS. MARKS PALMIST
5400 ATLANTA HIGHWAY
ATHENS, GEORGIA
One Mil* Watt Iron Georgia Square Mall
548-8598
Out with the old ■ In with the new
Start the New Year
in style at
lg Chateau Club
NEW YEAR SPECIAL
$100o«
first month's rent
Epps Bridge Rd.
546-0610
Not Valid
With Any
Other Special
SEIZED CARS, trucks. 4 wheelers, TV's, ste
reos, furniture, computers by DEA, FBI, IRS
and US customs Available your area now Call
1-805-682 7555 Ext. C 1660 (Call 7 days a
week). 02-01
79 FORD FIESTA. Musi sell Red, runs good
$575.00, call after 5:00 p.m , 549-5944 or 548-
6183 01-11
1985 KAWASAKI NINJA 600R. Red. black
All scheduled maintenance Many extras
Looks and runs like new! You must see! A
steal at $2200. Call 548-8145. 01-11
A CRUMMY TYPING JOB will lower your
grade. Look your best - call the best: Wordset-
ters. Supenor, all-laser work; competitive
rates Editing, formating, disk conversions
548-9434. 01-30
ACCUWORD BUSINESS SERVICES. Accu
rate, dependable, word processing, laser print
Fast turnaround. Specializing in large papers /
group projects Competitive rates. Ten years
experience Call Martha. 549-9484. 03-19
"ATTENTION: EARN MONEY reading books'
$32,000/year income potential Details (1)
602-838 8885 Ext. Bk 1792." 01-19
"ATTENTION — HIRING! Government jobs —
your area. Many immediate openings without
waiting list or test. $17,840 - $69,485 Call 1-
602-838-8885. Ext. R1792." 01-12
BABY-SITTER WANTED for adorable two-
year-old girl. Monday and Wednesday, 1.00 to
3:30 in our home. 548-5462. 01-12
BABY-SITTING NEEDED immediately -
Bishop Park, Monday, Wednesday, Fnday
9:10 - 10:20 a m. Make $5.00 or more each
day Call Ann. 548-3575 01-16
CRUISESHIPS NOW HIRING for spring,
Christmas and next summer breaks Many po
sitions. Call 1-805-682-7555 Ext S-1105 (Call
7 days a week). 02-01
GRAD STUDENTS Extra $$$ Make
$800/month extra network marketing nation
ally advertised subliminal tapes For free infor
mation wnte TAPES, PO Box 3663, Augusta,
GA 30914. 01-26
NANNY POSITIONS AVAILABLE on Hilton
Head. SC. Call Cindy. (803) 636-5032. 01-23
NEED STUDENT TO run errands on irregular
basis for elderly man. $5.00/hour plus mileage
Send letter with references c/o J. Jordan, 390
Roberts Road, Athens. GA 30606. 01-12
OVERSEAS JOBS. $900 - $2,000 month
Summer, year round, all countries, all fields
Free information. Write UC. PO Box 52-GA01
Corona Del Mar, CA 92625. 01-16
THE ATHENS TUTORIAL Program needs
your help Volunteer your time tutoring children
-ades 3 • 8 at the East Athens Tutorial Center
or information call 354-1653 01-25
STUDENTS - MAKE $50 $80 a day. Pizza
Pronto has immediate openings for drivers
Must have own car Call 354-1404 between
4:30-9:30 p.m. for more information 01-17
EARN HUNDREDS WEEKLY mailing a single
flyer at home. Now' Send self-addressed
stamped envelope to: S A J Financial Serv
ices, PO Box 5536, Savannah, GA 31414 01-
19
GLAMOUR PORTRAITS. Girls - host a “po-
trait party" and receive a free portfolio for your
valentine. Call DAL Photography for details
404-483-0110 01-31
REAL ESTATE. Get a jump on your future 6-
day course prepares you to pass the George
Real Estate Exam. The first step to a suc
cessful real estate career. Robert Quigley.
AIRE. 357-7976. 01-17
SUCCESS CAN BE yours! Make money while
still in school. Wealth and success guaranteed
if you follow the step by step instructions. A
copy of this book can be yours for $14.99 Ai
lison Enterprises, PO Box 988. Athens. GA
30603. 01-11
VISA OR MASTERCARD! Even if bankrupt or
bad credit' We guarantee you a card or double
your money back. Cal! 1-805-682-7555 Ext M
1192 (Call 7 days a week). 02-01
PREGNANT WORRIED? We can help' Free
pregnancy test Strictly confidential Athens
Pregnancy Center, Penmeter West, 2350
Prince Ave . Suite 8. Athens. GA 353-2117
03-19
50* OFF. UGA STUDENTS need a break?
Mountain Brook Cottages in the NC Smok es.
Now $65 per weekend for 2. Fireplaces Spa
and sauna area 704-586-4329 02-28
"A penny saved
is a penny more
to spend on
Junk Bonds!"
■Keith Phillips
UGA Senior, News Editorial
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INTERESTED IN APPLIED SCIENCE?
CONSIDER A MAJOR IN FOOD SCIENCE
Industry demand (or Food Science graduates has
resulted in the availability of full tuition
scholarships supported by the food industry.
For information call 542-2286
Sponsored by:
Georgia Dairy Products Association
American Association of Candy Technologists