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THE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSOR
Misunderstanding his employees' screams
ot "Simmons has lost his marbles," Mr. Wagner
bursts from his office for the last time.
CLASSIFIEDS
CHRISTIAN MALE ROOMMATE needed
to share two bedroom apartment close to
campus. $162.50 per month plus 1/2 utili
ties. Call Mfke at (404) 449 3945. 1-09-91.
COOL FEMALE ROOMMATE: needed
ASAPI 1 1/2 miles Irom UGA, on busline,
and own room! All for $165 plus 1/3 utilities.
Please call 613-7968. 1-18-91.
FEMALE NON-SMOKER: own room in 2
BR, 1 BA apt. Spring and summer Milledge
line, hardwood floors, vaulted ceilings. $190
plus 1/2 utilities. Please call 549-8131. 1-18-
91.
FEMALE NONSMOKER: Furnished room
in 2 BR duplex. W/D. A/C, dishwasher, fire
place. microwave. $185/mo plus 1/3 utilities.
Call 369-0795. 1-18-91
FEMALE ROOMMATE needed Winter
Quarter to share 2 BR, 2 BA apt. Convenient
location in Bromsgrove Apartments. Rent
$125/mo., 1/4 utilities. Call 548-8950.
A.S.A.P! 1-22-91.
FEMALE ROOMMATE: wanted immedi
ately for a 2 BR and 2 BA. Must see to appre
ciate. Please call anytime 613-5670. 1-18-91.
FEMALE ROOMMATE WANTED: For
Winter and Spring Quarter. Fully furnished,
own room, Grad student preferred. $166
plus 1/2 utilities. Non-smoker. Leave mes
sage- 543-9589. 1-18-91.
FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED ASAP.
Own BR in 3 BR duplex. Pod. jacuzzi, W/D,
plus more. $213.33 per month. Call 354-
8088. 1-22-91.
FEMALE ROOMMATE: Wanted Beech-
wood Apts., own room. $145/mo. plus 1/3 uti
lities. Call Skiba at 613-1328 after 6 p.m.
For Winter and Spnng Quarters. 1-22-91.
IMMEDIATELY: RESPONSIBLE FE
MALE, room in nice brick house. W/D, FP,
more. Near Flamingo Room. Walk to
campus. $250/mo., deposit, 1/3 utilities. 549-
0913.1-24-91.
MALE ROOMMATE NEEDED NOWI
Three bedroom townhouse No rent until
Jan. 5, 1991. Own room. Downstairs, fur
nished. Only $ 170/month. 1/3 utilities. If you
can beat this, DO ITI Call for subleasing en
tire townhouse for $525/month! Call Ken
543-5154. 1-09-91.
ROOMMATE NEEDED IMMEDIATELY.
Calm, responsible, dean male needed to
share furnished two bedroom apartment No
partiers, drugs, etc. $167.50 plus 1/2 utili
ties. Call Mark: 543-1879. 1-18-91
ROOMMATE NEEDED: to share 2 BR. 2
BA duplex. $220/mo plus utilities. OH of
Cedar Shoals. Call 613 6678. 1-18-91.
1 OR 2 ROOMMATES needed ASAP to
share Appleby Condo. Must be 60% senous
student. Will have own room and bath Fur
nished. Call 613-0310. 1-18-91
A NANNY WANTED! Part time childcare
in exchange for rent and utilities, (all or
part) in nicely furnished apartment Qui
etest street in Five Points, private entrance
Flexible hours, references required. 549-
3163.6pm - 9pm 1-11-91.
trious fraternity, sorority, or
student group to earn hundreds
of dollars for an on-campus
ASSUME LEASE: 2 BR. 1 BA - 5 Points
area $425/mo. plus utilities. High ceilings,
gas heating. 1 month deposit required Call
543-7275 or 353-3298 1-18-91
BARRINGTONS: LIKE NEW 2 BR. 2 BA.
energy eHioent. Available Feb. 1 - 543-9561.
1-11-91.
BEAUTIFUL TWO BEDROOM TOWN-
HOUSE for rent. Available Dec. 1st. Heat
and air, W/D. fireplace, on busline, minutes
from campus. Please call Margaret anytime
613-2924. 1-24-91.
EFFICIENCY APARTMENT. Walk to
campus or downtown. On bus line. Fur
nished or unfurnished. From $215 per mo.
546-6502. 1-30-91
FOR RENT: 2/2 apartment. College Station
Rd. FP. W/D, included. $425/mo. 2/1 duplex
W/D. microwave induded $320/mo. Call
Realty Services 354-1900 1-15-91.
MILLEDGE PLACE: Take over lease Own
room and bath. Only $220 a month. Washer
and dryer, microwave, pool. Great balcony
with great view. Rob (703) 322-4078. MS-
91.
ONE. TWO, AND THREE bedroom houses,
also one and two bedroom duplexes. Avail
able - call Stiles Properties 549-9600. 1-18-
91
REPOSSESSED VA & HUD HOMES
available from government from $1 without
credit check. You repair. Also tax delinquent
foredosures. Call 1-805-682-7555 Ext. H-
1994 for repo list your area. 1-17-91.
ROOM FOR RENT to senous University
female student. Walking distance to
campus. $l2S/mo. plus utilities. Please call
548-1532. 1-22-91
SUBLEASE: ROOM FOR RENT; large
fully furnished condo. Fireplace, hot tub,
patio. $200 per month. Half utilities. Call
Jay 803-720-8551 or 613-1306 1-10-91.
VILLAGE APARTMENTS: 2 BR. 1 BA
Fresh paint and steam deaned carpet. 5
minutes from campus. $370/month. Call
543-1099. 1-18-91.
WHY RENT? Assume mortage on 2 BR/ 2
BA Barrington Condo $450 00 per month
546-5992 1-11-91.
3 BR, 2 1/2 BA TOWNHOUSE for rent.
Dishwasher, washer/dryer hookups, and mi
crowave. $525/mo plus $525 secunty deposit
up front. Call 867-8826 after 6 00 p.m. 1-18-
91.
1 BR, A/C. "THE BLUFFS". Excellent loca
tion. 5 minute walk to Tate Center. $270/mo.
Call Charles 369-1817 or leave message. 1-
22-91
1 - 2 BR APARTMENTS: now available
Extra clean. 5 Points and East-side loca
tions Must seel 353-7368. 1-16-91
BE COOL AND IMPRESS YOUR
FRIENDS large assortment of Beer mir
rors from $5 - $25 Also, glass mugs and back
issues Playboy magazine Call Ron 354-
8447 1-18-91.
COMPUTER! ZENITH PC XT with 20MB
hard drive CGA color monitor 100% IBM
compatible. GE letter quality pnnter. $1000
mdudmg software Call 1-404 267-0949 or
543 9587. 1-18 91
FOR SALE: Furniture: sofa, rediner, coffee
table, dressers, and bed. Getting married
and must get nd of them Please call and
leave message 543-9589 1-18-91.
KING SIZE WATERBED: Land and Sky
semi-waveless. Top of the line matress and
heater. Only $99. Firm. Also, recliner sofa in
good condition. Dark tan, stam resistant
Only $149, Moving soon so call! 543-1099 1
18-91.
'89 GRAND PRIX: Excellent condition. $9.-
500 o.b.o. Call 354-6534 for more informa
tion 1-22-91.
ARE YOU ENERGETIC, fun loving, re
sponsible, hard working? Baby Alex needs
you M-F 7:15 a m. - 12:30 p.m East Athens
References and transportation needed Call
354-8091 anytime! 1-18-91.
FREE KITTENS available to good home.
Call 613-5167 and leave message for David.
1-11-91.
NANNY NEEDED: I need a dependable,
loving person to care for my toddlor in my 5
Points home M and W, 1 -5 p.m 369-0504 1
11-91.
SEIZED CARS, trucks, boats. 4 wheelers,
motor homes, by FBI, IRS, DEA Available
your area now. Call 1-805-682-7555 Ext. C-
1660. 1-17-91.
1988 RED FORD BRONCO II. Excellent
condition. Stereo, air. 4x4. chrome wheels
Must sell now! Take up payments. Call 283-
5140, Danny 1-24-91.
FREE PREGNANCY TEST, stnet confi
dentiahty, comprehensive assistance for
crisis pregnancy, help with post abortion
stress Come Alive Preg. Center 543 5775
337 Milledge, Butler Bldg , Suite 110 Hours
Mon Thurs 9 30 a m - 5:00 p.m. 3-18-91.
MATH TUTORING for algebra through
calculus. In your room or other convenient
p'ace Don't wait until the last minute! Call
The Math Advantage Educational Services
1-800-732-1712. 1-18-91
SCUBA DIVING INSTRUCTIONS: PADL
NAUI certification from Athens' most expe
rienced instructor Cost - $95 for one or two
for $150 For more info call Steve Martm at
546 8881 1-29 91
VOLUNTEERS NEEDED: The College of
Education is seeking to involve university
students in the Athens Tutorial Program as
a community service Volunteer your time to
help a child learn For information call 354-
1653 1-31-91
AAA REPEAT CUSTOMERS get half
price. Typing hours are 6 p.m. to 6 a m. Call
anytime, day or night: 369 WORD
($2/page). 369 WORD Nearly on campus 2
01-91
ACCUWORD BUSINESS SERVICES.
Wordprocessing. Expenenced. Fast turn
around Typing, editing, grammar and spell
check, laser print, 1C per word. 1:00 p.m to
10:00 p m Ma'tha, 549 1586 3 18-91
ADDRESSERS WANTED IMMEDI
ATELY! No experience necessary Excellent
pay! Work at home. Call toll-free 1-800-395-
3283 1-24-91
HOME TYPISTS, PC users needed $35.
000 potential. Details. (1) 805 687 6000
extB 9711. 1-23-91.
CLOSE TO
EVERYTHING
BR and 2BR APTS. Stove, re-
rigerator, water. $250 & up.
Myrna Court Apts.
354-0910,
F EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY!
cash distributing credit card applica-
ns on campus Positions available
or table and/or posting reps. Call
ollegiale Poslet Network Today at
1 -800-669-7678
Spring Break!
Cancun
1-800-BEACH-BUM
(Call Now 1-000-232 2428)
r- *7i*uc IRutuUny Out!
Only a few great
H apartments left!!!
* 2 Pools
* Gameroom
* Volleyball Court
* Eff., 1 & 2 BR
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AMUSEMENT PARKS, Holiday Resorts,
Disneyland, 6 Flags, are hmng. Great fun
and get paid tool Reserve position by calling
1-805-682 7555 ext. K 1346 1-17-91.
A NANNY WANTED! Pan time childcare
in exchange for rent and utilities (all or part)
in nicely furnished apartment. Quietest
street in Five Points, private entrance. Flex
ible hours, references required. 549-3163 6
pm - 9 pm. 1-11-91.
CHRISTMAS, Spring Break, summer
travel FREE Air couriers needed and crui-
seship jobs. Call 1-805 682-7555 ext. F-1450
1-17-91.
COIN LAUNDRY ATTENDANT: Full or
part-time counter help in new coin laundry/
dry cleanors located in Athens. Flexible
hours, no expense necessary. Starting $4-
4 25/hr Contact George Echols (404) 452-
0905. 1-11-91.
DOG BREEDER: Noods kennel help trom
about 8 30 to 10:30 a m. daily. Person must
have experience as vet assistant or should
have worked for a kennel Location close to
Georgia Square Mall- car necessary. $4/hr
plus social security. 353-8554 1-11-91.
EARN $S00-$1500WK part-time stuHmg
envelopes m your home. For free informa
tion. send a long, sell-addressed, stamped
envelope to: P O Box 4645, Dept. P107, Al
buquerque, NM 87196. 1-15-91.
EARN $300 TO $500 per week Reading
Books at home Call 615-473-7440 ext. B263.
2-15-91.
EXCELLENT INCOME! Easy work! As
semble products at home, call now! 1-601-
388-8242 ext H1112 24 hrs. 1-11-91.
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT is hiring.
$16,000 • $62,000 per year. Amazing re
corded message reveals details. Call 404-
880-5443. 1-30-91.
INTELLIGENCE JOBS. All branches. US
Customs, DEA. eic Now hiring. Call 1 805
687 6000. ext. K 9711 1 29 91.
FREE SPRING BREAK vacation! Orga
nize a small group or campus-wde event!
Earn high commissions and free tripsl Call!
(800) 826-9100. 1-10-91
JOB OPPORTUNITIES: $6 to $7 per hour.
The Athens Banner Herald and Athens
Daily Nows are currently acoeptmg applica
Dons for part time Sales Solicitors The (Ob
consists of door-to-door sales solicitation to
sell subscriptions. Hourly pay vs comrms-
sion (currently averaging between $6 - $7
per hour.) Mon Thurs. from 5 9 PM and
Saturday 9 AM-1 PM For further informa
tion call the Circulation Department
Athens Banner-Herald/Athens Daily News.
525 Calhoun Drive. Athens, GA 30601, 549
0123. 1-10-91
OVERSEAS JOBS. $900-2000 mo.
Summer. Yr. round, All Countries. All
Fields Free info. Wnte UC. PO Box 52
GAQ1, Corona Del Mar, CA 92625 1-15-91
RECEPTIONIST, part time afternoons for
Real Estate oHice Typing required For in
terview call 353-3311. 1-11-91
RETAIL CLERK: Days - full or part-time
Duties indude stocking cooler, shelves, and
cashienng. Retail experience and good work
record required. Apply Package Warehouse
165 Alps. Rd. 3-18-91.
A BAHAMAS PARTY CRUISE, 6 days
only $279! Jamaica & Florida 6 days $299'
Daytona $1591 Panama City $99' Spring
Break Travel 1-800-638 6786 2-15-91
PREGNANT WORRIED? We can he'ol
Free pregnancy test. Strictly confidential
Athens Pregnancy Center Perimeter West,
2350 Prince Ave . Suite 8. Athens. GA 353
2117. 3-18 91
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