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The Red and Black • Wednesday, May 19, 1993 • 7
THE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON THE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON
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"Bachelor No. 3: Who would you rather swallow —
Mickey Mouse, Speedy Gonzales, or Rocky the Flying
Squirrel? ...And why?"
It was a tough frontier town; but later, after the
arrival of the Earp brothers, things calmed down,
and the town’s name was shortened to
simply Dodge City.
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ACROSS
1 Abbr. in
grammar
5 Great Danes
9 Snoozes
13 Nonpareil
14 Graven images
16 Butterine
17 Baseball team
18 Asian capital
19 Habit
20 Communion
tables
22 Makes like new
24 Whistle sound
26 Fountain or
Seeger
27 Base
30 Helixes
34 Fly high
35 Mover's truck
37 Send
38 Jean — Godard
(filmmaker)
39 Act badly
42 Pie — mode
43 Long-plumed
bird
46 Triumph
47 Lat. abbr
48 Kind of
fishing
51 Building
53 Red gem
54 Unhearing
55 Plains
59 Hooded jacket
63 Bun
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64 Organic
compound
66 Hindu queen
67 Bullets
68 Barrel part
69 Hurry
70 Intend
71 Looked at
72 Healthy upstairs
DOWN
1 — Lisa
2 Blue dye
3 Dispatched
4 Maker
5 Melt
6 Keats opus
7 Mistake
8 Drinks noisily
9 Not here, not
there
10 Medicinal plant
11 Actor Sean
12 Tosspots
15 Rest
21 Hold up
23 Commotion
25 Animals in
harness
27 Placed on an ait
28 Overcharge
29 Pearly material
31 Violin name
32 Pastel color
33 Trite
36 This minute
40 Fastened
41 Made beloved
44 Greek letter
45 Powerful ruler
47 Attempts
49 Amerinds
50 Fideles
52 Writer Fleming
55 Baby buggy
56 City on the Tiber
57 — mater
58 Remain
60 — avis
61 Shortly
62 Toy with a tail
65 Genesis name
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CLASSIFIEDS
2 PEOPLE TO till group going to Everest
Base Camp Max altitude 18,500 ft. Oct 15 •
Nov. 15. All Included $3950. Call McGinnis
day 549-7768. night 546-1573.6/1
CANOE WANTED. CALL Dave at 549-8577
5/26
OUTDOOR FOOD VENDORS wanted Must be
skilled in food handling/preparation, outgo
ing. personble. energetic, sell-motivator
Availability days, nights, weekends.
Now/Fall quarter 549-6951/Interview. EOE
5/31
PROFESSIONAL COUPLE SEEKS home In
Five Points lor owner occupancy. 80-120K
range Prequallfied. ready to buy. No MLS
homes please 208-8636, leave message
6/1
1975 MGB CONVERTIBLE. Black, runs well,
looks good! Must sell. $2500 OBO. Call
Jim 613*6717, leave message En|oy the
great weather In a groat convertfole! 5/21
1976 BMW 2002. Copper color, sunroof Runs
well. Call Jim 613-6717, leave message
$2500 OBO Musi sell! 6/4
1976 MERCEDES 300D, excellent condition,
cream exterior, tan Interior, one tamily
owned, $4800. 706-357-1638 or 912-453-
8980. 5/25
1982 HONDA CIVIC lor sale A/C. good condi
tion. brown wagon. Ask lor David 546-9047
$1500.6/1
1991 ISUZU TROOPER, black, 5-spd, 39K
miles, grey Interior Must sell $10,500 or
best otter. Call 369-8619. 6/1
1991 MUSTANG GT, red w/ gray interior. 5-
spd. 16K miles. P/sleering, p/brakes,
p/locks, p/windows, ABS, airbag Mint con
dition $13,000. 546-8949 5/19
BMW CONVERTIBLE 1985 325I. Red with
black top. automatic, excellent condition
Alter 5:30 912-267-6928 5/27
FORD ESCORT LS 1989 Automatic. AC.
AM/FM, good condition. 44K miles Ask for
Gonzalo 354-3990 alter 8PM 5/27
GEO METRO 1990. 4dr. 5-spd. great gas
mileage, hatchback, A/C, AM/FM sll-
ver/gray. excellent condition 46K miles
546-4172 Ricardo Leave message, it no
answer 5/27
IT'S NOT TOO late lor personalized grad an
nouncements & name cards! 11/2 week tur
naround. Announcements Irom $29.25/25.
add $2-4 per 25 more Klnko's • Custom
Desk 360 Baxter St. 353-8755. 6/8
R&B GRAPHICS
Professional quality typesetting at
reasonable prices. Work processing
and Laser printing for term papers,
reports, resumes, personalized let
ters, invitations, flyers and newslet
ters.
Call 546-6000 between 1 and 9
p.m.Monday - Thursday.
$1.00 PER PAGE. Will edit and proofread.
Have English degree Laser printer. Debbie
546-1395 (work), 354-6627 (home) 5/19
$1.50 PAGE. MANUSCRIPTS, dissertations,
theses, papers $10.00 resumes Competi
tive rates lor letters, newsletters, dictation
Accuracy, grammar/spell check, laser print
Accuword. Martha. 1-9, 742-2792 6/8
$1.50/P AGE. TERM PAPERS, theses, letters
Laser print, spellcheck. Call Clara anytime
543-0043 Convenient to North Campus. 5/28
$ 1.50/P AGE !l DEPENDABLE, ACCURATE
WORD PROCESSING. Extremely quick tur
naround. Spell check. Term papers, reports,
etc. Sherri 549-9282. Call until 10:30PM. 6/8
1* PER WORD IS ABSURD!
Wordprocessing - Includes spell check,
laser printing. $1.50/page; Resumes • $10
Next day turnaround. North Campus conven-
lence. 9-5, M f New phone *353-2251. 6/8
ABSOLUTELY ACCURATE WORD Process
ing with spellcheck, letter quality printing,
and proofreading Specializing In term pa
pers. Call Margaret 548-1816. 6/8
DEPENDABLE TYPING - S^l page Accurate
IBM Selectric (Correctible). Fast turnaround.
Near Beechwood. Call Jim: 546-0642. Leave
message 5 31
DO IT RIGHT!
Accurate, dependable work process
ing. Laser printing for term papers,
reports, resume's, flyers, person
alized letters, invitations, newslet
ters, mailing lists, etc. Call 546-6000
between 1 and 9 p.m. Monday-Thurs
day and between 2 and 5 p.m. Friday.
TFN
STARTING AT S1.00/PAGE. Ten years ot ex
perience Quality guaranteed Call Diane
354-1631. leave message 5/31
SSSEXTRA MONEYSSI
In a bind? Do you need extra Income to pay
lor that summer vacation? We can help!
DialAmerlca Marketing Is seeking highly
motivated individuals to work on an exciting
program representing a National Charitable
group. Part-time evening and weekend posi
tions available lor Individuals with excellent
communication skills Guaranteed salary ol
$5 hr with the potential to make $7-$12 an
hour. Conveniently located on Research
Drive. For an Interview, please call Per
sonnel at 549-1881 5/28
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AND LOSE WEIGHT
Lifestyles
Flavors of Gourmet Cookies and Cakes
LifeSlyles cookies & cakes are a complete meal replacement.
• Chocolate Chip • Dutch Chocolate Double Chunk
• Oatmeal Raisin • Hawaiian Banana Pecan
• Jamaican Spice • Peanut Butter MKlf
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• The main reason the Lifestyles program works: Our diet can
be followed anywhere, at anytime without the inconvenience of
going to a clinic or center to be checked oui on a regular basis.
• Our program is easy to follow: It does not require time invest
ment which is the biggest drawback when following other diets.
• With Lifestyles diet cookies and cakes: You can lose 4 to 10
pounds in your first week and 2 to 3 pounds per week subsequent
ly while maintaining an incredible amount of energy, which you
would not normally have when following your diet.
30 day money back guarantee!!!
If you wish to place an order, get additional information, or would
like to learn how to become a LifeSlyles distributor, call:
GATEWAY PHARMACY
Gateway Shopping Center • Athena, GA 30605
Phone: 706/548-5295 • FAX 706/548-5296
30 MORE PEOPLE needed to lose 30 bs In
30 days. No willpower needed All natural,
100% guaranteed Also, Interested In
summer part-time Job? 404-496-1006.
300 SUMMER CAMP positions available in
NY. PA. MASS. & MAINE Need skills in:
Tennis. WSI/SwImmlng, Water-skiing. Sail
ing, Windsurfing. Gymnastics, Equestrian.
Baseball, Basketball, Soccer, Hockey, La
crosse. Canoeing. Fencing, Rillery, Archery,
Rocketry, Woodshop. Ceramics. Fitness,
Dance. Piano, Guitar, Ropes/Ploneerlng,
Nurses, Food Service Upper Classmen Pre-
terred Arlene-1-800-443-6428. 5/21
AA CRUISE A TRAVEL JOBS. Earn
$2500/mo ♦ Travel the World FREE! (Carib
bean. Europe. Hawaii, Asia!) Summer & Ca
reer jobs available No experience neces
sary Listing Publication. (919)929-3139
5/20
ATLANTA AREA SUMMER Jobs: Otllce and
light Industrial assignments. S5+/hr de
pending on assignment. Work as Uttle as or
as much as you need. Call for an ap
pointment. Duluth 623-3011, Lawrencevllle
513-2630, Roswell 518-0505, Kennesaw 419-
0844. Lllburn 806-9606. Tech 813-9856
Excel Temporary Services. 5/26
BENNIGAN'S NOW HIRING! Experienced Hne
cooks wanted. Apply M-Th, 2-4PM. 140 Alps
Rd. Beechwood. 5/19
CUSTOMER SUPPORT REPRESENTATIVE
for Norcross-based software company.
Bright, hard-working, growth-oriented for en
try-level position. Key responsibility is tel
ephone support lor North American custom
ers using IBM PC software tor retail appli
cations. Qualified applicants will have
friendly, patient attitude and excellent Inter
personal skills. Experience must Include
IBM PC's/MS-DOS, spreadsheets and da
tabases. Resume to: Customer Support,
P.O. Box 1708, Norcross, GA 30091-1708.
S/21
DRIVERS WANTED: TAKE Out Taxi, restau
rant delivery chain needs drivers Must own
your own car. Earn $5-10/hour. Hours bet
ween 5-10PM. Cal 613-9627, M-F, 9-5. 5/19
GROUNDSKEEPER: NEED AN Individual to
care lor grounds ol apartment complex. Will
exchange housing for work. Approx. 20
hrs/week. 543-6936. UFN
INTERNATIONAL EMPLOYMENT ■ make
money teaching basic conversational
English abroad Japan and Taiwan Make
$2,000-$4,000* per month. Many provide
room & board ♦ other benefits! No previous
training or teaching certificate required For
International Employment Group. 206-632-
1146 ext. 5395. 5/26
MAKE AN EXTRA $600 A MONTH PART-TIME
Telemarketing can work lor you! We are
DialAmerlca Book Division and market tor
national publishers ol: MacMillan. Newlield,
and Southern Living. We lost 5% of our
employees weekly because many Individu
als are unable to handle rejection that
comes with any telemarketing position We
have trained supervision to help new em
ployees adjust to this branch of marketing
We oiler 3 convenient shills: mornings, af
ternoons. and evenings. Work as lew as 15
or as many as 35 hours per week. $5 an
hour guaranteed vs. commission Most em
ployees average over $7 an hour For an In-
tervtew cal Ms. Baggett 548-8206. UFN
SUMMER JOBS! ATLANTA AREA Need to
earn extra money? Call us today! Clerical &
warehouse positions. $5-7 Sandy Springs.
Gwinnett County. Conyers & Southlake ar
eas Call ATS Staffing 551-0777.5/19
$20 HIRING BONUS PLUS
Part-time work, Full-time pay!
5PM-9PM Mon-Frl, and Sal 10AM-2PM
$5/hr. guaranteed plus commission Per
manent positions with advancement oppor
tunities Phone Ray al 549-3553. UFN
RESPONSIBLE STUDENT WANTED lor
summer daycare tor two children (8. 10).
Please leave message a! 742-7526. 5/25
SALES AND SERVICE help needed. Ful and
part-time. Send resume to: American Dis
count Tire. P O Box 7996, Athens. GA
30604. 5/27
YARD SALE: CLOTHES, furniture lor sale at
low prices. Sunday 5/23 on the corner ot
Oconee St. and Peter Starts at noon. 5/21
REWARD FOR INFORMATION on the per-
son/vehlcle that hit my car on May 7th In the
Coliseum parking lot. White Cadillac bet
ween 10AM-4.30PM. 549-3896. 5/20
FOUR RUNMEN SEEK an unhlblted Sat
urday at lawn dance and possibly a great
future! Serious Inquiries only please Call
548-9253 Beat this one 241 5/19
GUITAR - ALL Styles. Singing. Composing.
Music Transcription, Reading. Improvi
sation Training. Study Your Favorite Artist.
Tollerson Method Beglnner/Prolesslonal.
Student Discounts. Call Winder Music Stu
dio (404)867-1170.6/8
HOW COMPATIBLE ARE you with others?
Your Destiny Is written In your name Learn
about your talents, personality traits, attitude
toward work, plus current year cycle In your
Personal Numerology Report. Send lull birth
name, date ol birth and $10 to CW White,
1101-G2 Washington St #161, Gainesville.
GA 30501. 5/19
IF YOU AREN'T musically Inclined and can't
play the tuba, then head on down to An
chorline Scuba. Scuba classes forming
now. Call 548-2850. 5/21
PREGNANT WORRIED? WE can help! Free
pregnancy test Strictly confidential. Athens
Pregnancy Center. Perimeter West. 2350
Prince Ave . Suite 8. Athens. GA. 353-2117
6/8
Lost & Found
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FOUND SILK SCARF a! GA Museum ot Art
May 1 call 542-3255 to Identify. 5/19
FOUND: CAR KEYS near the Main Library
over the weekend 5/14-5/16. Call 542-6721
to Identity and dalm 6/1
♦ HOUSING ♦
DIRECTORY
BOYD PROPERTIES
2BR/1BA Duplex w/ Fireplace $350/mo.
3 Miles North ot Athens at Northplace
548-5628
TARA APARTMENTS
1,2, 3 Bedroom Apartments
2 Bedroom Townhouses
548-1353
♦
BROMSGROVE APARTMENTS
Athens Best Wei Kept Secret
2 Blocks From Campus/off Baxter
548-3939
♦
“CAPITAL INVESTMENT"
PROPERTIES
We re everywhere you want to be!
Apartments, houses, condos & duplexes
548-8425
♦
COLLEGE PLACE APARTMENTS
2 Pools. Tennis Courts. Sauna Weighlroom
Pre-lease now lor Summer and Fall
548-1148
♦
CRICKENTREE APARTMENTS
2 Bad room, Reasonable Rales
Wak to Campus
543-0234
♦
PARKER A ASSOCIATES
Student Housing Headquarters
10 Complexes To Choose From
546-0600
♦
TIVOU
Custom Leases Just For You
1, 2. and 3 Bedrooms
548- 1400
♦
UNIVERSITY GARDENS
APARTMENTS
5 different floor plans to choose Irom
Check us out!
549- 4884
♦
VILLAGE APARTMENTS
1 & 2 Bedroom
Water and Cable Included
543-0234
♦
WILLOWMIST APARTMENTS
Swimming Pool. Fireplace, 2 Tennis Courts.
Jacuzzi. Tanning Bed. Pets slowed
549-6363
♦
FOUND: GOLD AND stone bracelet on side
walk In front ol Gylands approx lour months
ago. Call 613-6477. 5/19
FOUND: SMALL WHITE gold ring on Broad
St 5/10. Call Stephanie 546-6577 5/26
LOST: CATEYE PRESCRIPTION glasses In
burgundy case May 10 between Thomas St
commuter lot and library bus stop Call 549-
6873 or drop at Athens Coflee House 5/26
LOST: FEMALE TERRIER, 25 *>s Black on
top, brown lace, white chest Lost near Lex
ington Rd in Cedar Creek area Answers to
Sebastian Call 613-6212 5/26
MISSING OOG: ALL black lab. mixed black
spots on tongue, 1 year old Answers to
Murphy Reward ottered 354-8015 or 613-
3215 5/21
Call 613-3503 for information concerning
RECYCLING LOCATIONS in Athens Accepted
items include: aluminum, newsprint, cardboard,
office paper, plastics, magazines, plastic bags (at
Kroger's), and glass. ONCE IS NEVER ENOUGH!
ATLANTA AND METRO area' Trinity Pools is
now taking applications lor summer life
guards, pool managers, and swim instruc
tors. For information call in Atlanta (404)242-
3800. ^
$
ATLANTA-AREA SUMMER JOBS: Clerical,
Secretarial. Data Entry, Mall Room, Word
Processors. Receptionists, Switchboard, 29
years serving Atlanta's top companies.
DUNHILL TEMPS (404) 261-7557
$
CAMP COUNSELOR: HAVE the summer of
your life and get paid for itl Top 3 Camp Or
ganization in the Poconos of NE PA. Our
62nd year. All areas including: Tennis. Land
and Water Sports. Arts. etc. Call (215)887-
9704, 151 Washington Lane. Jenkintown.
PA 19046 ^
COUNSELORS TOP BOYS SPORTS CAMP
Maine - Excitinfl, FUN-FILLED Summer.
Openings: ALL COMPETITIVE TEAM
SPORTS. TENNIS. WSI ♦ ALL WATER
SPORTS - Camping and hiking, ice hockey,
scuba, secretary, etc. Top salaries, excellent
faokies. travel atowanoe Cal: Steve Rutxn, Camp
Cobbossee. (914)533-6104
$
$
$
ATLANTA JOBS
and lots cf them
Marietta
952-5243
Perimeter Buckhead 1
396-6602 237-1113 I
Summer jobs & career
starters in ail industries with
major companies. Start work
........ immediately **••***•
••Receptionist “Clerical
“Marketing “Data Entry
“Light Industrial & More!!!
Summit
Temporaries, Inc.
Marietta Perimeter Gwinnett
KMm 256-3042 978-9050.
SUMMER
♦JOBS*
MACTEMPS ADMINISTRATIVE ASSIS
TANTS needed for long and short-term as
signments. Must have knowledge ot
Microsoft Word (or the Macintosh or
Windows. Please call (404) 222-9600
$
MAKE A DIFFERENCE! Work a summer
residential coed camp serving primarily per
sons with disabilities in Missouri emphasis
outdoor learning & activities. June 2 - August
10. salary/room/board ph. (314) 569-2211.
$
MAINE BOYS CAMP seeking staff to teach
Tennis, Sail, Swim and Waterski Excellent
facilities; 125 acre lakeside campus Great
opportunity to work with kids and experience
New England. Write or call collect An
droscoggin, 601 West Street. Harrison. NY
10528 (914) 835 5800
$
COUNSELORS: PRESTIGIOUS CO-ED
Berkshires, MA summer camp seeks skilled
college juniors, seniors, and grads Have an
enjoyable summer' Salary plus room/board
Call CAMP TACONIC 1-800-762 2820.
LIFEGUARDS: SUMMER JOBS available in
Roswell, Alpharetta, and Marietta GA areas
Excellent payl Register Now I Call Patrick's
Professional Pool Service. (404)740-8257 for
more info. ^
$
LIFEGUARDS. POOL MANAGERS. Com
munity Club Management. Inc. is hiring life
guards and pool managers for the Roswell.
Alpharetta and Duluth areas m North Atlanta.
Top pay - must have current certificates.
Call (404)594-2778.
$
LIFEGUARDS, SWIM COACHES, swim in
structors: Riverside Pool Management, Inc.
has available positions m the Atlanta Area
for the 1993 swim season Call (404)303-
SWIM now for an application
REPRESENTATIVES NEEDED IMMEDIATELY
t> (H115 positions m Metro Atlanta Malesf emaies.
No Experience Necessary Earn $500 week
placing vending displays Call Vantage Group
(404) 760-0588
$
SUMMER CAMP COUNSELOR and Unit
Leader positions. Mt. City. GA. Athletics,
waterfront camp craft activities Shabbat
Services Inquire: Camp Blue Ridge, PO
Box 2888. M.ami, FL 33140 or call 1-800-
878-2267 ^
vj>
SUMMER JOBS AVAILABLE at Fort Yargo
State Park Now accepting applications for
seasonal lifeguard positions. Minimum age
16 EOE. For more information call (404)867-
3489 ^
$
TENNIS COUNSELORS: PRESTIGIOUS co
ed Berkshires, MA summer camp seeks col
lege juniors, seniors, and grads Have an
enjoyable summer' Salary plus room/board
Call CAMP TACONIC 1 800-762-2820
$
WORKING THIS SUMMER? Office clerk, re
ceptionist, word processing, light industrial
positions available Norcross. Roswell. Ai
pharetta areas Scholarship drawing' Call
Caldwell Services for an appointment. (404)
998 8024 ^
$
Looking for a summer job in Atlanta?
Wc represent many of
Atlanta's Top Companies.
OPPORTUNITIES INCLUDE:
Secieunal Receptionist
Word Processors Data Entry
Customer Service Clencal
Develop Future Business Contacts!
TEMPORARY TALENT
365-S367
3475 Lenox Rd.. Sic 275
Atlanta, GA 30326
CALL TODAY!
Looking for a summer job m Atlanta?
We've got one for you
Summer opportunities include
Receptionist* Secretaries
Marketing Encoders
Switchboard Date Entry
!6M and Mac Word Processors
Trade Show'Convention Booth Attendants
Light industrial Workers
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for the Kelly office near you