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■ BEST BET
6 » The Red and Black Wwhend » Friday, May 21, 1993
A&E
Where else could you go? Where the hell else would you want
to be?! Saturday night at the 40 Watt, 5-8 will make our ears
bleed during one of their increasingly rare gigs in town, so go
check them out before it's too late.
Don’t go bonkers over ‘Lost in Yonkers’
By JASON WELLS
Staff Wnter
“Lo6t in Yonkers," the latest Neil
Simon stage-to-film adaptation,
again suffers from the two-dimen
sional syndrome.
This is another one of those neu
rotic Jewish family dramas full of
conflicts, gripes about life and emo
tional revelations with over-calcu
lated dialogue hindering any possi
ble true-to-human characters.
The onlv virtue of the film is in
watching the two young actors who
narrate the story.
Jay (Brad Stoll) and Artie (Mike
Damus), having recently suffered
the death of their mother, are left in
the care of their harsh German
r dmother (Irene Worth) while
son and their father (Jack
Laufer) searches for work.
Even though this wise woman
lives above an exquisite candy shop,
she has a monstrous heart of steel
and purposefully makes their lives
miserable. She forces her “self de
pendency" idealism with over-strict
rules and endless chores.
■ MOVIE REVIEW
But things lighten up because
their fun, loving and absent-minded
Aunt Bella (Mercedes Ruehl) lives
there as well. And if that weren’t
enough, their charismatic, mis
chievous, thief of an Uncle Louie
(Richard Dreyfuss yelling and
laughing as usual) also joins in on
the torturous ride.
And so, the story involves three
conflicts waiting to be resolved.
Aunt Bella wants her eccentric,
psychologically-inept self to live as
an individual capable of marriage
and children. But she has to con
vince her oppressive, dependent
old mother, with whom she still
lives and serves, that she is ready.
Uncle Louie has to dodge the
mob, remain a positive influence on
the boys, and somehow remain in
harmony with his disapproving
mother while he hides out in her
dreary home.
Finally, the boys must survive
their stay.
So O.K., Grandma had her foot
crushed in Berlin, and due to her
self righteousness, never saw a doc
tor and has endured the pain. And,
yes, her opinion of life as needing
strength and self reliance in the con
stant struggle is contradictory to her
need for the warm, helpful hands of
Bella, her brainless daughter.
Although the viewer understands
this fact, this ruthless hate charac
ter is never really shown a sympa
thetic side by director Martha
Coolidge (“Rambling Rose”), so the
viewer can’t even smile at her ex
tremities.
I recently heard that Aunt Bella
was literally retarded in the play.
Perhaps that explains why I could
never get a bearing on this pivotal
character. Ruehl comes across here
as just a highly energetic, odd per
son having a perpetual brain-slip
day. And she still fails to stay in
character.
One moment she can’t remember
her own name, the next she philo
sophically expresses the roots of her
and her mother’s conflict. She poet
ically details the basic human need
to feel warmth rather than coldness,
love over inhuman discipline and be
treated respectfully as an equal
member of the sapiens species.
In the end, the viewer feels like
they just listened to a script for an
eternal two hours while passing the
time trying to guess where the
scene-ending curtains would have
closed.
Maybe some will er\joy this dra-
ma-lite. But that’s just it. There was
no real substance to any of this, ex
cept that it was a Jewish family with
a German for a mother/grandmoth
er during World War II.
I mean, it’s obvious right off that
her children’s instability result from
her, so the whole film is a pre
dictable “coming into one’s own” tale
with endless, overly theatrical fami
ly “true thought” outbursts.
Neil Simon screenplays never
work. They always come across as
unreal with their overwritten dia
logue and overdrawn/overacted
characters. This is no exception in
the slightest, so unless you’re trav
eling down Broadway, avoid this ti
tle.
Cowboy Mouth, a New Orleans band with former
members of the Red Rockers and Dash Rip Rock,
plays Saturday night at the Sugar Bowl.
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placed Monday - Friday 9 a.m.-5 p.m. at our offices, 123 N. Jackson St.
S160/MO. ♦ 1/3 util. N/S female NEEDED for
Summer. Own room. June rent free. Call
Cheryl or Tina 354-4630 6/1
$165/MO. ♦ 1/2 util. Roommate needed Fall
and Winter quarters You can lease longer
Own bedroom ♦ bathroom. Busline, pools,
huge apt and closets. Partially furnished.
N/S females 353-1464. 5/24
*F/M NEEDED FOR cool Waterford Place apt.
Own room, W/D, A/C. pool, cable. ASAP
through August. $225/mo neg. Call Jen at
543-5631 5/31
1 FEMALE FOR summer sublease at College
Park. Own room, furnished. W/D, pool, ten
nis. exercise room, great roommates. June
tree! $220 OBO. Call Kim 613-8380.6/3
1 FEMALE NEEDED for Summer sublease at
Waterford Place. Walk to campus Own
room, $216/mo. June rent free. 613-6498. 6/2
1 M ROOMMATE needed for summer 1st
month free! $150/mo. ♦ util. Call Rob 543-
0864.5/21
1 M/F ROOMMATE needed tor summer sub
lease Immediate occupancy If nec Good
location. Own room. Oconee St. $200/mo.
A must see. Call Felicia 546-9095. 6/1
1 ROOMMATE NEEDED. Available June 1.
Own room, W/D, great roommates, on bus
line. $170 plus 1/4 util. Call Mike 548-7304
or leave message. 5/25
1-2 FEMALE ROOMMATE needed to sub-
lease summer at College Park Furnished.
Own room $220/mo. June rent free Call
Judy or Yoshlko 369-1601. Please leave
message. 5/21
1-2 FEMALES NEEDED starting”977/93
4BR/2BA Oconee St. Condo. Walk to
campus Own bedroom. W/D, DW, micro
Call owner 404-471-7130. $205/mo 6/3
1-2 M, N/S roommates needed for Fall at
Players Club. Upstairs, own room, $198/mo.
♦ 1/4 util. Call Jo3h or leave message at
357-3053. 5/28
1-2 N/S FEMALE roommates needed begin
ning Fall tor 4BR/2BA University Commons
apt Own room, everything furnished. $230
rent 1/4 ulH Call Debra at 613-7299. 6/2
1-2 ROOMMATES NEEDED. Affordable lux
ury apt above Wheeler's 2BR/1.5BA, lar
ger master BR w/ 2 closets DW. micro,
W/D on premises 354-1672 Ask for Brett
or Rob 5/26
1-3 FEMALE ROOMMATES needed for
summer at Windsor Place Apts Own bed
room. Fully furnished $190/mo. Very spa
cious! A/C, W/D. pool, outdoor deck. Call
613-9220 5/26
1-3 M/F ROOMMATES needed to sublease
summer at University Commons Pool, ten
nis. W/D, own bedroom JUNE RENT FREE
Negotiable Call Sieve or Tim 208-1249. 6/1
2 FEMALES NEEDED for 4BR SMR/QTR. I'M
pay utilities and June rent W/D, furnished
Call Becky at 208-0701 for Interview
$220 00 College Park apartments 5/31
2 N/S FEMALES for 1BR Summer sublease.
River's Edge, spacious $137 50 ea /mo.
Call 613-1086. 6/2
2 N/S MALES needed ASAP starling Fall
through Summer Players Club, own room
& vanity $195 ♦ 1/4 utllitles/mo Call Scott
or Mercer O 548-4310. 5/27
2 ROOMS AVAILABLE June 1st. Big house,
garden. A/C, DW. W/D Eastslde near Krog
er Grad students call anytime 548-3732.
5/25
3BR HOUSE OFF S Milledge Hardwood
floors, good location. Available mid-June
$550 June rent paid! Call 548-5999 Leave
message. 5/25
5 POINTS HOME. M/F »dntod lot large bed-
room. Hardwood floors, fireplace, tenced-ln
backyard Pets welcome Close to cam
pus $220/mo. ♦ 1/2 util Available June
548-8799. 5/25
A RESPONSIBLE NON SMOKING roommate
wanted for 3BR/1BA house near 5 Pts. Be
hind UGA baseball field $170/mo. ♦ 1/3 util.
Must like dogs Starling mid-June 353-7733
or leave message 6/2
COLLEGE PARK SUMMER sublease 1-4
bedrooms, vaulted ceilings, lurnlshed.
welghtroom, pool. W/D, air, DW, $220/mo ♦
1/4util On busline, fun summer living 613-
6181 fv.msg. 6/1
COOL HOUSE M/F roommate needed now
3BR hardwood floors, fenced backyard, pets
OK. walking dlstanco to campus $215/mo.
♦ 1/3 util. Call 548-0422 leave message
5/26
DEARING COURTYARD CONDO. 1-2 N/S F
Summer and/or 93-94. Great location and
beautiful tool $250/person. Call Ashly 357-
2107. Leave message I I’m not there. 6/1
FEMALE NEEDED ASAP! Share bedroom,
bath, large closet. $ 110/mo. plus 1/4 util.
VUIa East Apt. Quiet, 10 min. from campus,
through August 3644566 Mary 5/21
FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED for Summer
Great location • right near campus.
2BR/2BA, W/D, own room and bathroom.
Only $ 156/mo ♦ 1/3 util Call Bonnie at 353-
9667 6/2
2 FEMALE ROOMMATES NEEDED. 140/mo.
♦ 1/3 util, must share BR. Prefer serious
student Pets welcome. Call Christine 543-
6749. Leave message. 6/1
FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED for summer
sublease Own bedroom in townhouse. 1/2
June free. $ 175/mo. + 1/4 util. Call Paige at
353-2254 5/28
FEMALE ROOMMATE WANTED. Non-
smoker, no dogs, $160 ♦ 1/2 util Available
lor Summer and beyond. Quiet area, nice
yard, please call 613-5258 Nute. 5/27
FEMALE ROOMMATES NEEDED tor Water-
lord Place condos. May 1ree, rent - best off
er! 2BR's available, walk to campus, brand
new, W/D, etc. Call Anne 353-3443. 5/21
GREAT HOUSE NEXT to Memorial Park. Very
large, need 2 females; own rooms; 1/5 utili
ties; $400 each for summer Call 208-8078
5/27
JUNE FREE SUMMER quarter sublease
Cross Creek Apts on Rlverbend Pkwy. $215
♦ 1/2 util. Own bedroom Call Jane at 613-
7877. 6/2
JUNE RENT FREE. Take over lease. 1BR in
spacious 2BR. private bath Walk to class
$267.50 ♦ 1/2 electric. The Georgetown #4
353-8652. 5/31
M/F NEEDED FOR summer, move in Imme
diately at Steeplchase May and June rent
tree. Own room, walk to campus Reg. $215,
NOW $ 150/mo. OBO. 404-634-2761.6/3
M/F NEEDED: OWN room, unfurnished in
2BR duplex Lexington Hts. $165/mo. ♦ 1/2
util. Free water. Available 6/1/93. Call
evenings 208-1339.5/21
M/F ROOMMATE NEEDED. $170/mo. + 1/2
util. Own BR/BA, use of In-ground pool, ten
nis and basketball courts. 10 min. from
UGA. Not on busline, must love pets.
Smokers OK Deposit and references re
quired. Amanda 543-3557.6/1
MALE ROOMMATE WANTED to share a
2BR/2BA flat in Rivermill with three others
for Fall *93 thru Summer *94 Fully furnished
(except BR) for $112.50/mo. plus 1/4 utili
ties. Call Matt at 546-4233. UFN
MOVING TO ATLANTA? Need a N/S female to
share 2BR/2BA apt at Arbor Hills Near
Lenox and Buckhead! Move In June 9. 369-
3595 Grace 6/1
N/S FEMALE NEEDED tor summer sub-
lease of furnished room at College Park
Apts. June rent FREE. July and August
$220. Call Kristen at 613-5166. 5/28
N/S FEMALE NEEDED summer and 93-*94.
Own room In 2BR/2BA apt. Waterbury Apts.
Nice, convenient. Pets OK. $227.50, 1/2 util.
Give me a call 208-8890. 5/27
N/S FEMALE ROOMMATE to share 2BR apt
summer quarter. Walking distance to
can-pus and only $112.50/mo. > 1/3 utili
ties. Must share a bedroom. Call Angle 208-
0539 evenings. 4/30
N/S FEMALES NEEDED to sublease 2 bed
rooms Summer quarter at Surrey Square.
June rent free. Fully furnished, W/D, pool,
free cable, on busline 208-9009. 5/21
N/S M/F NEEDED for summer sublease Own
room at Rlverbend Club. No doposlt, rent ♦
1/4 util. Pets OK. Call Adrienne 549-6803
5/28
N/S M/F ROOMMATE needed for summer to
share brand new 3BR/2BA house. Own
room furnished. Quiet, minutes to campus.
$200/mo ♦ 1.0 util. Cal Kim 369-3971 6/2
N/S ONE ROOMMATE to sign lease for Sept
93 to Aug '94 Own BR/BA. DW Rent
$212.50 ♦ 1/2 util, at Cambridge Call 613-
8638. 5/26
NEW TOWNHOUSE FOR sublease summer
quarter Own bedroom. W/D. furnished, next
to pool. $210/mo. June free Call Jon 369-
1130. 5/26
ONE MALE NEEDED for furnished 2BR at
College Park June rent tree. Own bedroom
Cheap bHIs Call 369-8778. 5/21
ONE ROOMMATE NEEDED to sublease Col
lege Park Apt for Summer Furnished, W/D
pool, jacuzzl, tennis, basketball, volleyball
June rent free!! $200/mo Cal Jeff 208-0980
5/28
RESPONSIBLE FEMALE NEEDED beginning
Sumemr Qtr for 2BFV2BA apt near Atlanta
Hwy $180 ♦ 1/2 util 613-1928 leave mes
sage 5/21
ROOMMATE NEEDED TO sublease 4BR/2BA
house. Great location Walk to campus
Available June 16 • Sept 1st Cal Cody 208-
9744. 5/25
ROOMMATE WANTED TO rent bedroom
Summer Quarter In large house for $230/mo
♦ 1/4 util. Nice neighborhood and large yard
Cal 549-3683 6/1
ROOMMATES NEEDED FOR summer sub
lease June rent free University Commons
Own room. Pool, tennis, busline, kitchen
W/D. $200/mo. CaM 613-7073. 6/2
ROOMMATES NEEDED FOR Spring.
Summer and Fall. Call College Park Apts
353-0779. UFN
SERIOUS FEMALE LAW student seeks fe
male non-smoker roommate for apartment
starling In August at $212 50/mo ♦ 1/2 utili
ties. Call Tanya at 357-1542 Leave mes
sage 5/24
SERIOUS OR AD STUDENT seeks female
non-smoker roommate tor Park East duplex
starling Sept 1 • S205/mo ♦ 1/2 util Call
Mary O 546-8633 Leave message 6/3
SUBLEASE 1-3 FEMALE roommates need
ed to sublease Waterlord Place for sum
mer. Walking distance to campus and
downtown Pool, own room. Call anytime
613-6623. 5/31
SUBLEASE FOR SUMMER Highland Park 1-
2 females Spacious living for $ 180/mo. 1/4
util. Fully furnished except bedroom. W/D,
cable, UGA busline. Tina, Jenny 613-2224.
5/26
SUMMER SUBLEASE 1-3BR in 4BR house
Female On UGA busline. 5 Pts. area Great
Deal! $215/mo. Call Katie at 543-6017. 5/26
SUMMER SUBLEASE JUNE 15 - Sept 1
$310 total ♦ 1/3 util Master bedroom w/
bath Tivoli Apts. 548-2174.6/1
SUMMER SUBLEASE! JUNE rent free. Ur*
varsity Commons, lakevlew, furnished, own
bedroom. W/D, on busline. Female room
mate Please call Scarlett at 613-0330 or
leave message. 5/27
SUMMER SUBLEASE. 1BR irT2BR/2JSBA,
Jamestown Condos. Rent $143.75/mo. In
cludes water. W/D, DW, pool, and on UGA
busline. Cal 208-9188, ask for Bufly. 6/3
SUMMER SUBLEASE: COLLEGE Park apts.
June rent free! Room top floor, overlooks
pool. Hot tub. fully furnished. Cable, water
free! Call John Ford. 613-1012. 5/21
TOWNE CLUB CONOOS room for rent. June al
ready paid. Share 1/4 util. Call 369-1155. 6/1
TOWNE CLUB FEMALE roommate needed for
Summer sublease. $170/mo. A/C, W/D, your
own room, on UGA busline. Call Randl or
Lori 546-0984, 5/31
TOWNE CLUB SUMMER sublease, spa-
clous, excellent condition, own room. W/D,
A/C, pool, great location, Milledge busline,
JUNE FREE. $205/mo. Stephanie 369-7869
5/26
UNIVERSITY COMMONS: MALE roommate
needed Fully furnished, separate bedroom
and easy-going roommates for summer quar
ter. Call Ryan after 5PM at 549-7499 6/2
$145/MO. JUNE-AUGUST, I pay $212/mo., 1
room In 3BR/2.5BA apt Large W/D. fire
place, spacious, quiet. BR furnished. 613-
6387.5/21
•RAINTREE* LUXURY 1BR APTS. NICEST
IN TOWN! MUST SEE! ALL HAVE WASH
ER/DRYER. SOME WITH STUDY FROM
$395/MO. CLOSE TO CAMPUS ON S. MIL-
LEDGE AVE . ON UGA AND CITY BUS-
LINE. 353-1111,353-3345. UFN
1 FURNISHED BEDROOM for Summer sub
lease In 3BR/2 5BA townhouse Willowmist,
loaded: pool. t.courts, etc. Very nice Rent
discounted. Call 706-613-0770. 5/26
1 FURNISHED BEDROOM available in 4BR
apt Rent $195 negotiable Available for
Summer Quarter. June rent free Free water
W/D, good location. Call Jessica 613-0029
5/21
1 ROOM FOR sublease at University
Commons. Pool, tennis cts , b-ball cts. etc
June rent free, move In June 14 Option for
Fal. Patrick 543-6980. 5/24
1 ROOM FOR sublease University Commons
tor Summer. June rent paid Cable, W/D.
Great roommates, great facilities, great lo
cation. $220/mo. Call 543-6980 Brian Ross
6/2
1 ROOM FOR sublease Towne Club for
summer June rent paid Cable. W/D,
$ 100/mo Cal 543-8660. 5/24
1 AND 2BR apartments available Choice of
locations. Call Immediately for rates and
more Information 353-7368 UFN
1-2 N/S FEMALES needed for summer sub
lease In eastslde townhouse June rent free!
$165/mo. ♦ 1/3utll. Spacious yard, quiet
neighborhood. W/D, furnished Call 546-
9288. 6/3
1-2 ROOMMATES NEEDED to sublease
Master BR, Willowmist Pref. female Own
bath June free. W/D. $150/mo. for 1, $75/mo
each for 2 ♦ utH Call 613-9018 5/31
1 MONTH FREE RENT with 13 month lease!
Large spacious 1. 2 and 3 bedroom apart
ments Central location makes It Ideal lor
student living Lots of parking, on-site
laundry, pool, volleyball, tennis courts
Call 543-6936. UFN
1BR APT. FOR rent Located behind Wheel
er's Bookstore and minutes from campus.
$325/mo Cal 208-1443. Ask for Jeff. 6/1
1BR APT. FOR rent. Summer price only
$260/mo. Close to campus. In small quiet
complex Deposit of $335 required Avail-
able June 2 354-1965 5/28
1BR QUIET APT. lor summer sublease wtth
option to renew. June rent free! $335/mo
Great location near five points Call Tiffany
613-0899 6/1
1BR SUBLEASE JULY, August. June paid
SSKMno. Northvlew area. 548-3610 5/26
1BR UNIVERSITY COMMONS sublease lor
July and August June rent paid $195/mo.
Cable. W/D Shawn at 548-0230. Leave
message. 5/26
2 FEMALE NON SMOKERS to sublease lor
summer at University Commons. 2 furnished
bedrooms June rent free! $223.25/mo Call
Jennifer or M at 549-4174. 5/27
2 MALE ROOMMATES needed for summer
sublease In College Park. Fully furnished.
June rent free! $220/mo. Call Greg 613-
7396, or Mike 369-1051. 5/26
2 ROOMMATES NEEDED In Players Club
Apts, for Summer sublease. Free cable and
water. ($195/mo. price negot.) Call ASAP
Christina or Sandy. #546-4447. 5/28
2BR DUPLEX, QUIET location, eastslde, 5
min. from campus $320 Summer. $340 Fall
Wee yard, no dogs, friendly neighbor. Call
Nute 613-5258, leave message If out. 5/27
2BR/1.5BA CONDO TO rent Summer. 2
blocks from campus, fully furnished and
stocked. Spacious bedrooms and living
area. Very nice. Call Val 613-7647.6/1
2BR/1BA FURNISHED APT. Winfield Chase
off Prince Ave. Quiet nice area June rent
free. Sublease June 14th thru August. Op
tion to stay. Pool, laundry facilities.
$230/person. 549-9197. 5/28
2BR/2BA CONDO ON campus. Summer sub
lease. June rent free. Cable and water In
cluded. W/D, DW. A/C. partially furnished.
369-1470 Leave message. 6/3
2BR/2BA FURNISHED CONDO for summer
qtr. Milledge Place on busline, WD, DW, mi
cro, pool. etc. Will rent rooms separately.
Neg. rent Call collect (404)449-9689. 5/31
3BR HOUSES FOR rent. Walking distance
UGA/downtown. Yard, off-street parking,
lawn maintenance, privacy. Grad stud
ents/mature Individuals preferred.
Lease/deposit required. 549-6951 Appts. 6/1
3BR/2.5BA TOWNHOME AT Willow Mist to
sublease beginning Sept. 1. Pool, volley
ball, carwash, DW, W/D conn. Pets allowed.
Call Kip 613-0376. 6/1
4BR TOWNE CLUB apt. for Summer lease
Close to campus. W/D, pool. Call now 613-
8518.6/2
4BR/2BA FURNISHED CONDO lor rent be
ginning September Milledge Place. W/D,
DW, micro, deck, pool. Extremely nice. Only
3 years old Call 369-6726. 6/1
4BR/3BA TOWNHOUSE AT Towne Club
available to sublease tor Summer quarter
June rent free! $900/mo. Large enough to
accommodate 5 people Convenient to eve
rything. Call 613-5129. 5/13
4BR/3BA TRIPLEX S70Q/MO. start July 1st;
duplexes available Sept. 1st 3BR/2BA
$450/mo. 2BR/1BA $400/mo. 543-9015. 5/24
5 PTS. SUMMER sublease. 2BR/2BA, W/D
hookups Behind Son's, Morion Square. 543-
7514 5/26
A GREAT SUMMER apt at College Park. 2
people needed to sublease 2BR apt. June
through August. 546-4237. 5/31
APPLEBY MEWS CONDO. Reduced Sum
mer rent June-Aug. Furnished, pool, campus
shuttle, laundry on-site. Clean $525/mo 369-
1524 Leave message If no answer. 5/27
AVAILABLE NOW! 2 bedrooms at University
Commons. $223 25 Includes expanded ca
ble, W/D. sauna, pool, exercise facilities,
tennis. Call Bruce at 613-1952 or Steve at
542-2712. 5/26
AVAILABLE SEPT. 1ST. 1BR/1BA apts.
close to campus CH/A, stove, refrlg., DW,
celling fans. $325/mo. Call Howard Proper
ties 546-0300. 5/28
AWESOME BLOOMFIELD APT. sublease for
Summer 2BR/1BA hardwood floors
$420/mo. Call Helen 546-4842. 5/31
BARGAIN! SUMMER SUBLEASE 1-2 N/S F
at Towne Club! Furnished and June rent
FREE! Own room $185/mo. ♦ 1/5 util. UGA
busline. POOL! 354-1745. 6/2
BEAT THE RUSH! Pre-lease now lor (all! 1.
2 and 3 bedroom apartments and duplexes
Call 543-6936 UFN
BEAUTIFUL FIVE POINTS house for 2-3
people through August. Price negotiable
Pleaso call for more Information. Caroline
548-1004.6/1
BEST DEAL IN town! One furnished bedroom
available in 4BR apt for summer. June rent
free. Rent negotiable. Close to campus Cal
Nicole 613-0029. 5/25
BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL! Live In style this
summer at University Commons. Only
$200/mo AND June rent free!! Call now and
ask for Gigi. 549-9336. 5/28
BRANDON OAKS UPPER-LEVEL apt. Sub
lease 2BR/2BA lor Summer $600/mo. negot
706-354-0769 or 404-227-3641
CHADSWORTH COMMONS: SUMMER sub
lease 2BR/2.5BA luxurious townhouse on
campus. Furnished, W/D. large kitchen,
large deck $700, water included. Call 546-
1133 PLEAE! 5/28
CHEAP RENT! HOO/MO. lor summer sub
lease of BR/BA at Player's Club. June rent
neg Free water and cable. Call Amy 613-
8033 6/1
CHEAP! FURNISHED 5 Points house; Sum
mer sublease; roommate needed; rent only
$200/mo Includes water and utilities! June
rent $100 Including water/utllltles! Contact
Marine 543-4490 6/2
CLOSE TO CAMPUS: sublease this 2BR
condo (on Cloverhurst Ave.) Furnished, W/D
Included. June-August available Call 404-
395-0160 (MM). 5/27
COLLEGE PARK 2BR for summer 3rd
floor/vaulted ceilings, W/D, on busline,
available June 1 Cal 208-0858 5/24
COLLEGE PARK SUBLEASE for summer
4BR/2BA on busline, pool, hot tub, tennis, b-
bail. $220/mo. per bedroom Call 613-0208.
5/28
EFFICIENCY APT. FOR RENT In house to
serious University female student. Walking
distance to campus $175/mo. ♦ util. Please
call 548-1532. UFN
FALL PRE-LEASE: 5 Points 1BR quiet apt.
Hardwood floors, on UGA busline or walk
Price Incudes; all heat, hot & cold water,
new A/C and relrig. Uml 1 person. No pets
1 yearlease-FIRM S345/mo 549-1259. UFN
FALL PRE-LEASE: QUIET apt 2BR, near
UGA. Stove, refrlg., Cent. A/C, DW, private
deck, energy efficient No pets Limit 2 per
sons. 12 mo. lease. Very clean, only 7
years old. Small complex (only 12 units).
$410/mo. 549-1259. UFN
FEMALE NON-SMOKER NEEDED to sub
lease 1BR In 2BR apt. for Summer June
rent free Call 613-7008 for Info 5/26
FOR LEASE 3BR/2.SBA condo 2 miles to
Tqte Center W/D, fireplace, pool Available
7/1/93. 165 Eaglewood Way Jim Cleveland
404-394-3153.5/26
FOR SALE OR rent: 1990 Fleetwood Eagle-
trace Double Wide, Highland Greens.
3BR/2BA. $20,000 or $525/mo Lot $ utili
ties call Andy 354-6738 5/21
FOR SUBLEASE 2 or 1 bedrooms In effi
ciency apt. Near shopping and campus on
College Station Rd. Mid-June until August.
546-6516, leave message. 6/1
FREE $240 IF your party sublets our condo.
Walk to campus. June rent free. Stee
plechase 4BR/2BA, W/D, AC, porch 1100
sq.ft. 549-JAIL, leave message. 6/2 *
FREE SEX. SUMMER sublease for 4BR apt
at Rlverbend Club. June free. Pool, volley
ball, basketball courts and great location.
Apt professionally cleaned In June 543-
4049.5/27
FURNISHED ROOM FOR rent In my home lor
quiet, mature, female student with friendly
personality and positive attitude Age 20 or
older. Must have car. Extra nice place to
live. Quiet, comfortable tor studying. Safe
streets for logging. $250/mo. (Includes utili
ties, phone, cable, kitchen/laundry prlve-
leges.) Nice neighborhood. Linda (H)548-
9141^ (W)542-6944 5/21
GET $50 TOWARD deposit and June rent
free. Summer sublease at University
• Commons. Furnished, W/D, $223.25/mo. In
cluding cable. Call Stephen at 548-4138.6/3
GRAD STUDENTS. IN town apis Also 2BR
townhouse and 1BR cottage. No parties.
Quiet area. 1 month sec. deposit. 1 year
lease. Call 543-1535 and leave message.
5/25
GREAT LOCATION FOR summer sublease
June rent free! $200 ♦ 1/4 util. Steeplechase
apt. Close to downtown and campus. Call
John anytime. Leave message 613-7935.
5/28
HABERSHAM APTS. ON GA Ave available
now and pre-lease lor Fall 2BR $425/mo;
1BR $255/mo. 369-9667 or 549-9674. UFN
HELP! WANTED DESPERATELY 1-2 fe
males to sublet furnished apt., on busline,
$200/mo. utilities Includ. Pool, W/D, DW,
great location. Call Jennifer Blades 353-
0559 6/3
HILLSIDE PARK CONDO 2BR/2BA. Total
electric, water provided. Close to campus.
$425/mo. (404)473-6237 or (706)543-3324
I DESPERATELY NEED 2 people to share
spacious 2BR apt for June, July & August.
$217.50 per person per month. Call 369-
3861 for more details. 6/1
JUNE 5TH - JULY 5TH: 3BR/2BA house with
pool near UGA. Non-smokers, references,
$750. ($550 If maintain lawn, pool, and
pets.) 369-7059. 5/21
LAKEVIEW UNIVERSITY COMMONS sum
mer sublease. 3rd floor, 2 bedrooms avail
able June rent free Negotiate July and Au-
guat. Calf Craig or Sheldon al 546-4583.6/1
LEASE/SALE. FURNISHED, 4 beds,~2 large
bedrooms. 2.5 bath condo. W/D. pool, fire
place. 1 mile to UGA. Reduced/$62C 1909
S. Milledge Call collect (404)961-7108 after
5PM. 5/28
LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION...A win-1
nlng combination • location and a newly
renovated 1BR/1BA apt. Only one. new ap
pliances. wallpaper, hardwood floors, walk
to campus, on-call security, water Includ
ed. Low deposit $375/mo. Call today to
make It yours, 543-6936. UFN
LUMPKIN SQUARE APT: Summer sublease.
2BR/2BA. Partly furnished June rent paid
On UGA busline Great location! Call 613-
8766. 6/2
LUXURY DUPLEX FOR rent 2BR/1BA, fire
place. skylights, W/D provided, DW. refrig
erator. big yard, quiet safe neighborhood
$350/mo 706-245-0953. 5/21
NEED TO SUBLEASE: available Imme
diately Rent negotiable $300-$325
2BR/2BA, DR. LR, kitchen. Willing to par
tially furnish. Call 354-0678 and leave mes
sage 5/28
NICE FURNISHED DUPLEX one block from
campus Call 543-7885 Rent Now! 6/1
ONE OR TWO roommates needed to sub-
lesee apartment tor summer quarter.
2BR/2BA and 3 miles to carrous Call Brett
Norman al 546-4324. 6/2
OLDER HOUSE CONVENIENT to town,
shopping, on busline. For June $225/mo. ♦
$225 deposit. 353-1454, 543-5314. 5/24
PEOPLE NEEDED TO sublease 4BR condo
In Towne Club. Close to campus with pool.
June rent free. Rent negotiable. W/D. on
buslne, furnished. 208-9798.5/26
POOLSIDE COLLEGE PARK for summer.
2BR luxury DW;WD; volleyball, tennis,
basketball, jacuzzl, right across from club-
house/mallroom overlooking pool. $285/mo
Call 353-3443. 5/21
PRE-LEASE FOR FALL. 3BR house on Epps
Bridge Rd. $525/mo. Call 369-9667 or 549-
9674. 6/1
QUIET APARTMENT. NEAR town and UGA. 2
bedrooms, stove, central AC, dishwasher,
deck. Private and safe. Low utilities.
Summer sublet after June 15th with option to
stay. $310 (water, exterminator included.)
Call 548-0630. 5/28
QUIET NEIGHBORHOOD. 3BR/1BA, W/D,
A/C, near campus, nice yard. $650/mo. 12
mo. lease. 354-1703.5/26
REDUCED RATE SUMMER sublease. Uni
versity Commons apt. Furnished 4BR/2BA,
vauited ceilings w/ fans, W/D, DW, near
pool and tennis courts. Call Amanda 613-
0448 6/1
RIVER'S EDGE APT. Sublease Summer
and/or take further lease 2-3 bedrooms, 2
full baths, on busline to campus, screened
porch, pool, tennis courts, $650/mo. Call
613-7188.6/3
SAVE ME! $100 Is yours If you sublease my
apartment. University Commons Great
roommates! Call Jeff 548-4138. 5/27
SHARE (NICE) FURNISHED condo this
summer with Anne and Alyssa. 6 min. to
campus W/D Included. Own room $190/mo
Call 543-4152. 5/25
SHORT TERM LEASE available 1 or 2 per
sons. Call 354-6026. 6/3
SPRING SUMMER APARTMENT special
3BR/2BA condo $450/mo. Call owner direct
ly: Larry (D)404-633-6102, (E)404-436-4G87.
Great for Summer school or continue through
next school year. 6/2
STILES PROPERTIES: APARTMENTS,
houses and duplexes. Now offering short
term leases through the Summer. Call today
549-9600, UFN
SUBLEASE FOR SUMMER w/ option for Fall
3BR house. Large fenced yard. Eastslde.
Whitehall Rd. $350. 548-0085. 5/25
SUBLEASE FOR SUMMER. Northvlew Place
condos In 5 Pts Large 2BR/2.5BA. suitable
for 4 people. W/D, new carpet. CH/A, back
deck. Call 543-3850. 5/24
SUBLEASE NICE 2BR/1BA duplex. Close to
UGA and Navy School. W/D hookups.
$410/mo Call 613-6340 after 4:30. Available
8/93 5/26
SUBLEASE ON DUPLEX nice 2BR/1BA. Free
rent last half of June. Lease ends 7/31 with
option to renew 208-8526. 6/2
SUBLEASE TOWNE CLUB: 4BR/3BA town-
house, W/D, A/C, DW, microwave, pool, on
busline, June rent free! July-August rent ne-
got table! Call 354-0990. 6/1
SUBLEASE WITH OPTION to renew Great lor
1-2. 2BR duplex, close to campus, pets OK.
Lots of extras, nice. Call ASAP! Leave
message! 549-1721.5/27
SUMMER SUB LEASE UNIVERSITY Com
mons. $195/mo. June's rent free Furnished,
pool, tennis, hot tub. Call Chad 369-8537.
5/25
SUMMER SUBLEASE 1BR apt Baldwin Vil
lage across from O'Malleys. Practically on
campus. $360/mo. June rent free! (neg )
Amy 353-3835. 5/26
SUMMER SUBLEASE 1BR. Large, fully lur
nlshed, only $150 June; $215 July and Au
gust. Available from 6/11 through 8/31.
Water and cable Included. A/C and gas
heat. On North/South campus busline. Call
353:8675 6/1
SUMMER SUBLEASE 2BR apt. College
Park June rent free. Contact Kristin or Gerl
at 613-1717. 6/2
SUMMER SUBLEASE 2BR/2BA Appleby
Mews Apts. Fully furnished, on-site laundry,
pool, 1.5 miles from campus. June rent free!
$200/mo negotiable Call 546*768 5/25
SUMMER SUBLEASE AT University
Commons. 2 furnished private bedrooms
available Luxuries include: W/D, mi
crowave, celling fans, pool, more! June rent
free! $193.25 neg Adrienne 613-0609. 6/1
SUMMER SUBLEASE GREAT 2BR/1BA.
'° campus $460/mo Cali Jannllar
543-8731 6/3
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