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OPINIONS
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■ EDITORIALS
Moderate victory in Iran may
show promise for the future
The election of a more moderate Iranian presi
dent may be the first crack in the wall built up
around Iran since 1979.
Mohammed Khatami, who won a stunning vic
tory on May 22 over the candidate favored by
Iran’s reactionary religious establishment, will
hopefully bring a broader perspective to the
Iranian government. His aides describe him as a
passionate reader of Western literature, philoso
phy and newspapers. In addition, he has lived
abroad and championed civil liberties during his
campaign.
A well-rounded leader is exactly what Iran
needs in order to move from isolation into the
much-vaunted “family of nations.” Here’s hoping
Khatami’s election signals a turning away from
the radical Islamic agenda that has poisoned
Iran’s relations with the West for far too long.
Take heart: Memorial Day
classes only here temporarily
Another Memorial Day has arrived and, as usu
al, University students continue their toil without
respite from the lash. But don’t look for the typi
cal rant in this space about classes on Memorial
Day.
Before you brand us as traitors to the student
body, listen up. We’d like to have today off as
much as anyone. Heck, if there were no classes to
day, we wouldn’t have had to interrupt our week
end to come in and put this paper together.
But instead of groaning about the present, we’re
looking forward to the glorious resolution of this
problem. Once the University adopts the semester
system, those dastardly fiends who insist on
Memorial Day classes will at last be defeated.
Under the semester system, spring term will
end long before Memorial Day, leaving students
free, except for those who have entered the work
force.
So those of you with a long row to hoe at the
University take heart, Memorial Day leisure time
is a mere two years away, For those who will grad
uate before then, remember: the only things in life
you can be certain of are death and taxes. A day
off is optional.
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‘I don't feel bad about missing school. Memorial Day is a national
holiday, and we have every right to celebrate it."
- Laura Kurtz, a freshman from Athens, on celebrating Memorial
Day.
Parenthood too great a job to begin at 63
The family unit just might be
the most valuable relationship we
are given on earth. They are the
ones largely responsible for raising
us from childhood and guiding us
through those troubling teen-age
years.
When we needed family the
most, they were there. That’s why
I’m confused about wanting to
have a child at age 63.
A few weeks ago it was an
nounced the oldest known lady to
give birth did so at 63. 'The lady do
nated an egg that was fertilized in
a laboratory dish using sperm from
the 60-year-old husband, upon
which the egg was transferred to
her uterus. Anyone over 55 isn’t al
lowed to have this process, but she
lied about her age.
Many are hailing this medical
breakthrough since it gives women
the choice to experience their
youth one more time. Yet there
must be others like me who view
this with skepticism.
In our society when you decide
to bring a child into the world,
most balance their interest with
that of the child. On one hand, par
ents partly want kids for selfish
reasons. They provide adults with
compassion and a sense of value
and purpose.
On the other hand, parents
need to consider what’s best for the
child. Is it wise to have a kid bur
dened with likely attending his
mother’s funeral before entering
middle school? Is it right for the
child to visit the nursing home
when he wants to see mom? Who is
going to drive the kid to tee-ball
games?
This child won’t be the only one
to attend his parents funeral at
such an early age, but his parents
knew this was a realistic possibili
ty upon conception. Most of our
parents aren’t forced with such a
decision.
A less important issue is the fi
nancial perspective. Can the child
survive off the Social Security
checks of his family or even pay for
college? Where is the child to live
once the parents are dead?
Obviously, the child will be em
barrassed in school when his par
ents walk into the PTA meeting
with a cane or in a wheelchair.
Expect to be the butt of jokes when
kids make fun of this child for hav
ing parents who think a good time
is playing bridge on Friday night.
This might seem silly and superfi
cial to us, but at such a young age,
it doesn’t take much to scar a child.
The point is this — is it fair to
bring in a child placing these
added burdens on their shoulder?
Is it wise to have an 18-year-old
who is in the prime of life and
ready for an exciting future shack
led with the burden of caring for
his 81-year-old mom?
No parent should voluntarily
subject someone to these experi
ences. These parents have focused
on their interest as opposed to the
child. Real love is putting one’s in
terest about your own. These par
ents have failed this requirement.
This topic has little to do with
abortion. I’m as staunch “pro-life”
as the next Christian. The abortion
debate centers on deciding at what
point life begins. This topic con
cerns if life should even begin.
You can’t kill or decide to keep
something if your not even at that
point. In this particular case, the
child should obviously live. Let’s
just not put ourselves in another
situation like this.
Even at my young age — free,
white and 22 — my parents are the
most important people in my life. I
realize they will die, and we will
temporarily be separated until
heaven, but it’s the values they in
still in me that keep their memory
alive.
The same likely can’t be said of
this scientifically-produced family.
This child will never have the
tight child-parent relationship that
is intended. Look for a child-grand-
parent bond to develop.
While this relationship is need
ed, in no way can it substitute for
the discipline and sternness that
evolves in the child-parent frame
work.
What seems right today can be
second guessed tomorrow. This
child enters a future foreign to any
other. While we were worrying
about addition and subtraction,
this child will be worrying about
its parents health. It’s unfair to
bring a child into this world know
ing the parents won’t have the op
portunity to raise a child.
Not only does the parent lose
time spent with the child, the child
loses the values and norms respon
sible parents teach.
- James Cook is a senior in jour
nalism. His columns run on
Monday.
■ LETTERS
Make plans to
defy bike ban
I cannot believe that the
University has stooped so low as to
suggest that bikes be banned from
Sanford Drive.
Instead of looking into practical
solutions, such as building a bike
lane (since there seems to be plenty
of money for parking decks and gi
gantic athletic complexes) or
putting fences along the sidewalks
so pedestrians can only cross in des
ignated areas, they decide to take
the no-brainer, Newt Gingrich ap
proach and just shut off the road
without any debate on the matter.
Well, bike ban or not, I will con
tinue to ride down Sanford as I
have for years, avoiding dangerous
pedestrians whose parents never
taught them how to look both ways,
and perhaps arming myself with a
few water balloons for any cops who
dare get in my way!
Krysia Haag
Employee
Cartographic Services
U.S. guilty of
own holocaust
In response to Ute As beck’s May
19th column, I am a person with
mixed ancestry from both Europe
and America. I consider both conti
nents to be the “Old World."
I don’t think it is healthy for
Germans to envy American patrio
tism without first investigating the
American holocaust. The difference
between America and Germany is
that here, the fascists won.
For a German to "envy
Americans for the ever-present pa
triotism” is a wish to return to Nazi
Germany. However, I believe most
Germans (like Ms. Asbeck) would
like to “undo” the Nazi-led holo
caust. Since the lives lost cannot be
replaced, most Germans have made
a commitment that such a holo
caust never be repeated.
This strong opposition to fas
cism, however, is not supported by
most Americans, who either active
ly or passively deny the part played
by European invaders and the
United States government in the
holocaust on this continent.
In the U.S., political prisoners
are still held for their involvement
with the American Indian
Movement, while arms are shipped
to oppressive leaders in South and
Central America for the purpose of
fighting other indigenous peoples.
In this country, Indian names
and icons are in widespread use as
team mascots. While most Germans
would probably find football team
names like the Belsen Jews, the
Rostock Rabbis and the Stuttgart
Gypsies to be quite offensive, many
Americans proudly flaunt their
racist icons. The Germans, not the
Americans, should be considered
true humanist patriots.
The Amencan holocaust began
immediately after the European in
vasion of North, South and Central
America. It has resulted in bloody
conflict, starvation, slavery and dis
ease that has decimated every na
tive population and in many cases,
obliterated entire nations.
The U.S. Census Bureau esti
mated in 1894 that the U.S. had
waged “more than 40” wars against
native people. Furthermore, the
genocide was not just state-spon
sored. Numerous citizens played an
active role. The Census Bureau re
port called the death toll as a result
of such actions “quite substantial.”
My parents were both bom dur
ing World War II. My mother’s old
er brother even fought in the war.
However, even years after the war,
my mother was not allowed to at
tend public school in this country,
just as her older brothers and sis
ters had been denied an education
before her. They were denied an ed
ucation because they were Houma.
Perhaps since Americans are so
busy reminding the Germans about
their Holocaust (by building a
Holocaust Museum), they have for
gotten their own. I propose the
Germans help the Americans re
member their holocaust by building
an American Holocaust Museum in
Germany.
Focusing international attention
on the American holocaust will also
help the Germans make good on
their commitment to never let these
sort of atrocities happen again.
Thomas Hearty
Graduate Student
Astronomy
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Don’t leave
courtesy at
concert gate
The weather is getting warmer,
the birds are singing, children frolic
gaily in the greenery and shirtless
punks with long blonde hair whip
out their instruments and go to
work in front of large crowds.
The advent of summer means
many things, not the least of which
is monster music concerts galore.
June is a chance for the good, the
bad and the country of the music in
dustry to tour the land and give
Kurt Loder something to talk about
on MTVnews in the absence of a
Marilyn Manson/Congress duel,
scandalous nude Spice Girl photos
or TLC setting something on fire.
These shows can be fun for kids
of all ages, but they rarely are. If
the band doesn’t disappoint, the
crowd will. Since bands will be
bands, it’s useless to chastise the
performers.
The audience, on the other hand,
deserves reprimand. Anyone who
has been to a semi-large concert will
testify to the fact that most concert-
goers are either rude or really, real
ly stupid. Since many music fans
still appreciate a good concert, I feel
a glimmer of hope for summertime.
Simply remember that common
courtesy is not to be left at the gate
with your ticket stub.
For the sake of common decency,
never violently throw yourself into
someone who seems content to be
standing erect. You’re at a concert,
not the roller derby. Whoever in
vented moshing had a serious ax to
grind. It’s great fun for the interest
ed parties, but if someone is intent
on grooving in solitude, let the man
be.
There is nothing more frustrat
ing than trying to bust out fresh
dance grooves when Joe Huge
comes barreling into you. Why do
you never see a mass outbreak of
anything worthwhile, like the lam
bada? The horrible mosh, however,
reigns supreme, seizing more un
willing participants than syphilis.
It’s a terrible epidemic and should
be quarantined.
Along similar lines, if you are big
and sweaty — please, in the name
of all that is holy, keep your shirt
on! It’s gross enough to leave a show
doused in your own stank. No one
wants to be wet from someone else’s
exertion. That’s just plain nasty.
For fashion’s sake, never wear
the T-shirt of the band you are go
ing to see, ESPECIALLY the tour
T-shirts that are on sale at the time.
There never fails to be a batch of
Joeys wearing the still creased T-
shirt they bought only minutes ago.
This doesn’t interfere with anyone
else’s fun, of course, but neither did
the kid in elementary school who
wore ZIPS way after they went out
of style. You had no problem mak
ing fun of him, did you?
If you don’t have anything intel
ligent to shout, don’t shout anything
at all. If the majority of your mid
show dialogue consists of “(Name of
band), (Expletive) Yeah!,” then you
should probably just sit quietly and
listen to the music. No one wants to
hear the stagnant chants of
“Metallica rules!," even though
Metallica does rule.
Similarly, it’s OK to yell out a
song request. If you don’t know the
name of the song, however, don’t
bother. For example, never say,
“Play number 7!!!” If the band has
more than one CD, no one will know
what the hell you’re talking about,
and you will look like a moron. It
sounds crazy to think that someone
could be so clueless, but it happens.
If you want to crowd surf, be pre
pared to accept the consequences. I
once heard a surfer cry, “Everyone
kept grabbing my crotch!" If you’re
going to subject yourself to hun
dreds of feely fingers, you must be
aware that certain anatomical ar
eas that were not designated as
handles or supports may be so used.
Finally, always take your neigh
bor with a grain of salt. If he pours
his beer on you, just smile and go
“Whooo!" in your best Ric Flair
voice If he’s wearing a tour T-shirt,
just snicker quietly at him and
point him out to others so that they
can laugh quietly at him as well.
And if you’re next to a big pasty
wet guy, politely run away as fast
as you can. If you want to go the ex
tra mile, shout something about a
doctor’s appointment as you sprint
off. If someone happens to yell
something stupid, simply grin at
them and say, “I heard that!"
And if someone insists on bump
ing up against you, just pretend like
you like it a lot. They’ll leave you
alone. Rock on.
- Blake McCormick is a
sophomore in pre-journalism.