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Monday. January 8, 2007 | Thf Rrd * Buck
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Tate II delayed
Death , taxes and construction Mays.
Some things in Athens never change.
Construction of Tate II has been delayed
again big surprise there. The first phase of
construction, the 500-space parking deck, was
supposed to begin this month, but has been
postponed until May.
According to head of University architects
Danny Sniff, construction costs have jumped
15 percent in the past year due to Hurricane
Katrina. Now, Sniff says the building’s design
needs a “nip and tuck, here or there.”
We could make a laundry list of problems
which will subsequently follow the delay in con
struction, including the lack of parking for
home football games in the fall, the continuous
increase in construction costs and the fact that
Tate ll’s budget is set firmly at S4O million, but
the most important entity the delay will affect
is the University student body.
Tate II is supposed to be finished by
February 2010. This means only current fresh
men will be able to use the new building,
assuming Tate II meets its new deadline.
Students should know how the $25 increase
in their student fees every semester is being
spent. If those of us who won’t be around in
2010 are still giving money, we have the right to
know where the funds already collected are
going.
The University’s administration sold the stu
dents on Tate II being a 100,000 sq. ft building
that will now only be 85,000 sq. ft instead. Plus,
there's not enough money to get the building
LEED certification, making it environmentally
friendly.
On Jan. 16, the Tate II advisory board will be
meeting with the architects from Cooper Carry
Inc. and MHTN, the firms in charge of the
building’s design.
Andrew Gladden, head of the Tate II adviso
ry board, said “architects are coming up with
creative ways to include everything.” Let’s
make sure this includes meeting deadlines.
You did what?
The Red ct ; Black recaps ridiculous
recent arrests as a valuable lesson
The new year is young and already Athens-
Clarke County police reports indicate unusually
stupid crimes. This editorial board wanted to
offer R&B readers the opportunity to learn from
others’ mistakes and stay out of the Crime
Watch this year.
Remember that you are responsible for your
visitors to the University; do your best to pre
vent them from assaulting mascots. Impress
upon them the difference between the Hairy
Dawg costume and the average punching bag.
Once you return to our beloved college town,
make an effort to avoid underage possession
charges, especially when you’ve only been in
town for five hours (and you just changed your
Facebook picture to the one you snapped while
performing community service for your last
MIP).
Finally, if you have ever escaped arrest in the
wake of the tragic death of a University student
by “getting into a canoe and going down the
river,” do your best to keep your mouth shut
about it while you are being booked for furnish
ing alcohol to minors.
For more lessons on how not to land in the
back of an ACC police car, keep reading our
Crime Watch. Have a safe and happy semester.
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Happy new year, old building & loan
I sat down last week to
make a list of resolutions
for the new year. After
four days of scribbling down
ideas and crumpling them
up and throwing them into a
small metal wastebasket
near my desk, it humbly
occurred to me that I had
no room for improvement.
Then I realized I should
probably do something
more productive like eat, or
sleep or send spam emails
to President Michael
Adams. After a few days of
that, I sat down and tried
the resolution thing again.
This time I focused on
those actually in need of
improvement pretty
much everyone else not
named “The Honorable
Yours Truly.” Modesty be
damned, here’s what I’ve
got:
► Former Miami
Dolphins/New Alabama
Coach Nick Saban: Read the
complete works of Abraham
Lincoln. Try and learn some
thing from “Honest Abe"
you lying sack of (expletive
deleted],
► Tate II: Hang on, I’ll
get to this later.
► James Brown: Come
back to life.
► Saddam Hussein: Stay
dead.
► Justin Timberlake:
Stop putting out mediocre
music. Actually, just retire.
► SNL Creator Lome
Michaels: Consult with
above wannabe diva about a
spinoff show specifically
designed for “Digital
Shorts.”
► President Adams:
Don’t expel me no matter
what I write about you this
Mailbox
E-mail, letters and faxes from our readers
Paper should be like rebel general
I recently did a Google
Search for Chi Phi and came
upon this scholastic version
of the Onion that you mar
ket as a school newspaper.
Let me say that my opin
ions are those of myself and
myself alone. However, I
think it’s what is in the
hearts of many.
Two great men had
advice that you and your
writers should take.
Robert E. Lee once said,
“The gentleman does not
needlessly and unnecessarily
remind an offender of a
wrong he may have commit
ted against him. He can not
only forgive; he can forget;
and he strives for that
nobleness of self and mild
ness of character which
imparts sufficient strength
to let the past be put the
past.” Also, Dr. Martin
Luther King, Jr., once said,
“Nothing in all the world is
more dangerous than sin
cere ignorance and consci
entious stupidity.”
So for the sake of good
journalism, stop attacking
Chi Phi, and report on real
news. That is unless tabloid
Journalism is your personal
schtick!
DREW PRITT
Political Sciatica
University of Arkansas
at Utile Rack
Fraternity alumni
offers his gratitude
On Dec. 3,2005, a pre
dawn fire occurred at the
Tau Epsilon Phi fraternity
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Paul Rehm
▲
semester.
► The Grammys:
Disband you’re so irrele
vant it’s nauseating. Only
talk show hosts take you
seriously.
► S.G.A.: Don’t disband;
I need material.
►Greek Hazing: Come
back. I really do need mate
rial.
► Tate II: Wait a minute,
I’ll get to it eventually...
►Charles Johnson: Please
stay. Pretty please? Pretty,
pretty please? I know class
es are hard and whatnot,
but come onnnnn. The
Virginia Tech QB is having
nightmares about you right
now and you’re leaving?
Stay.
►Danny Ware: Same, err,
wait, never mind. Peace out.
►Chi Phi members: Look
up the column I wrote about
you a few months ago. I only
mention this because it’s the
first day of classes (nobody
skips on the first day right?)
and you’d probably given up
on attending class months
before my column actually
ran last semester.
►Dallas Cowboys QB
Tony Romo: Pay my little
brother a sum of no less
than S6O as he recently pur
chased your Jersey and in
less than a year no one will
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house that severely dam
aged the kitchen and food
prep area, serving area and
main dining hall.
Due to the severity of the
fire, which sent smoke
through the entire house,
the 31 brothers living in the
house had to be relocated
for the remainder of the fall
semester as well as spring
semester (2006), while the
house underwent extensive
renovations. During that
time, the University, as well
as various IFC, Pan-Hellenic
and non-Greek organiza
tions, reached out to the
chapter with offers to help
in any way they could.
Your offers of housing,
food, meeting facilities and
other amenities no doubt
helped our entire chapter
get through finals with a
positive attitude and made
the 2006 spring semester as
normal as possible.
Asa proud Bulldog and
TEP alumnus, I am happy
to say that the house
reopened this past semester
on schedule and is better
than ever.
On behalf of my fellow Nu
Chapter Alumni Advisors,
current brothers, alumni
and their respective families,
I send everyone a heartfelt
THANK YOU to each of you
from all of us. Your support
and well wishes during our
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know who you are. I’m
including ail blonde pop
stars in this generalization.
►Tate II: Err, wait a little
while longer. We’re getting
there.
►Tennessee Coach Phil
FUlmer: They say the two
most popular New Year res
olutions are to go to church
more and to lose weight.
Suffice it to say, you’ve got
your work cut out for you.
►The Red Si Black: Give
Paul Rehm his own issue. Or
better yet, his own section.
►Dick Wale: Stop talk
ing about
Hansborough; he’s not
THAT great. I have a few
other things you should stop
doing to him too, but I’d get
fired for writing them.
►Mark Richt:
Respectfully note the effects
of having an actual offensive
coordinator against Virginia
Tech. To be fair, though, it’s
not like they had the best
defense in the country. Oh
wait, they did. Regardless,
keep up the good (delega
tion) work.
►Athens Mayor Heidi
Davidson: Hey, can I bum a
smoke?
►David Pollack: Get well
soon, man.
►Britney Spears: It may
be time to close up shop.
And by “shop,” I mean your
legs.
►Tate II: Okay, now we
got it: Stop with the delays.
►Hairy Dawg: Stop insti
gating perfectly innocent
future Chi Phis. How sick
and twisted are you, any
way?
Paul Rehm is a
columnist for
The Red <6 Black.
crises helped keep us going
while we rebuilt.
Thank you and best wish
es to everyone for a happy
and healthy 2007.
GENE A. BENATOR
Alumni Advisor
Nu Chapter
Tau Epsfion PM
Family photos
can’t be replaced
My husband and I
attended the Chick-fll-A
Bowl this past weekend with
our two boys, ages 10 and
six. During the third quarter,
someone took accidental
ly or otherwise my purse.
We were sitting in Section
319.
Our family digital camera
was in the purse, with over
100 pictures on it, including
photos from Christmas
morning. I have no idea who
took it, but I am hoping that
maybe someone has heard
something and would find it
in their hearts to return the
family pictures. All I want
are our family photos. I can
replace everything else, but
not the memories in those
photos.
I realize there is very lit
tle chance of recovering the
photos, but I have to try
and get the word out to peo
ple who attended the game.
Thank you so much and
maybe there are some mira
cles out there.
WENDY POTI
WWsiniburg, VA
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Alec Wooden
Godfather of
Soul fondiy
remembered
By most accounts,
my Christmas Eve
was pretty typical.
There I sat at my
house, listening for rein
deer and avoiding sleep,
when CNN.com flashed
the headline “James
Brown hospitalized with
pneumonia.”
It was a sad thought,
being in the hospital on
Christmas Eve, but noth
ing of much concern.
Then I checked back a
couple hours later.
In a shocking twist of
an instant (the headline
now read “Soul Godfather
James Brown dies at 73”),
one of the greatest was
snatched from us
depriving generations of
their musical soul (pun
intended) and superced
ing Kurt Cobain as the
landmark musical death of
the last 20 years.
Writing for a mostly 18
to 24-year-old age group,
that last sentence might
have pissed a few folks off.
WeU, allow me to explain.
Saying that Cobain’s
death now takes a back
seat taikes nothing away
from the martyred
Nirvana front mam’s trou
bled genius and what he
meant to the music world.
Actually, it’s quite a
corapUment to use
Cobain’s death to frame
Biown’s. The difference,
though, is that Cobain is
more faunous for dying,
while Brown is more
famous for Uving, and liv
ing loud.
Cobain saved a genre of
music, but Brown invent
ed one. Waiit, scratch that.
He invented three, maybe
four, or even more,
depending on who you
ask.
Whatever way you cut
it, you almost can’t listen
to a song, new or old, that
doesn’t have some ele
ment of Brown’s magic in
it.
Even if you’ve never lis
tened to a James Brown
tune —as incredibly hard
as that is to imagine,
given the great length and
populairity of his catalogue
you’ve heard him all
over the place.
You’ve heaird James
Brown in the funk and
disco grooves of the ‘7os.
You’ve heard him in the
lavish beats and heart
wrenching, gospel-influ
enced melodies of R&B
and soul.
You’ve almost assuredly
heard him in the horn
hooks and drum set sam
ples of hip-hop and rap
music.
Some part of the man’s
rhythmic innovations lives
on in a different vehicle
and will continue to do so
for many years.
It’s sad, really, that we
grew up in an era where
Brown was known more
for his mug shots than for
his music.
Luckily, I can always
turn my stereo up louder
than someone can read a
police report.
James Brown's last
moments were said to be
incredibly peaceful
probably his most peace
ful since his wild, story
book career began.
With longtime friend
and manager Charlie
Bobbit at his side, Brown
whispered “I’m going
away tonight.” After a few
deep breaths, he did
physically —but he didn’t
where it matters, because
he can’t.
James Brown will
always remain immortal
through his music.
In an age-old interview,
Brown said “I wanted to
be somebody."
A dozen nicknames and
50-plus top 10 billboard
hits later, I think it’s pret
ty safe to say he’s got that
in the bag.
Alec Wooden is a
variety staff writer
for The Red A Black
and hopes to fill the
now-vacant position
of “Hardest Working
Man in Show Business."