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Georgia
I tip my hat to Mr. Dillard.
Although it practically took blackmail
juit to get him to my apartment so we
could properly duke it out he blamed
schoolwork, I blame his obsession with
sculpting his body he quickly pulled a
180 on a situation that was quickly get
ting out of control.
Let me paint a little picture for you.
Fifty seconds from halltime, it looked
like Dillard’s fate was semi-sealed.
However, as the real-life Georgia found
out against Arkansas, momentum can lit
erally change at any second.
Stuck behind his own 20-yard-line, the
blond beauty hurled a Hail Mary down
the right sideline into double coverage.
A chuckle escaped my throat.
“No way,” I thought.
Not only did he pull down the epic
catch, trip up my comerback and score
the 80-yaid touchdown, he then caused a
fumble off my kick returner and ran it
back for a 10-yard touchdown.
In a mere 50 seconds the game was
tied, and your editors entered the locker
room hallway into the most intense game
of our short-lived careers.
My Angers tremble as I type this, but
unfortunately I was never able to regain
my composure.
All was not lost at Arst Dillard
quickly scored, increasing his lead to 7,
but I answered back immediately.
This happened twice.
Tied at 35-35, the following events
resulted in my eventual downfall.
What were the said events? Why, turn
overs, of course.
I have spent the last week trying to
come up with a logical reason as to why
Dillard beat me.
Jedi mind tricks? No chance. I’ve seen
Zach struggle to get his yogurt lid open.
Internal sabotage? Probably not. The
Red & Black staff fully endorses the vir
tual Bulldogs winning (since it might be
the only celebrating we get to do all
weekend).
The wrath of Fink? Now we’re getting
hotter. Both Zach and I have looming
term papers due in his journalism classes
that we’re trying to wrap our brains
around.
Maybe I was just afraid to let Fink
down if I were to lose. The man does love
his Georgia football.
But what can I say? I’d rather go down
in a nailbiter then get my sexy butt hand
ed to me in a slaughtering.
In fact, this was the Arst week that the
winner didn’t score into the upper 60 s
and 70’s.
Perhaps we are Anally learning how
each other plays the game.
However, the facts remain the same.
My record is a pitiful 1-3.
But don’t jump my case just yet
when this weekend ends, I might just
have more in common with Aaron Murray
and A.J. Green than I thought.
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Editor’s note: It is war
between sports and vari
ety. The rules are simple:
each week we will flip a
coin to designate who will
represent our beautiful
university in NCAA 2011.
Seven-minute quarters
and updated roster chang
es will set the table for our
epic full-season battle.
Though it may seem the
two editors are disguising
their friendship with a
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Sports Editor's Take
Mississippi State
Redemption should feel better than
this —but it has been a constant strug -
gle.
After being throttled by Joe and his
Arkansas team last week, and being dis
enchanted with winning the coin toss
and playing with Georgia three straight
weeks, it was a relief to get a fresh start.
So yes, although I still controlled a
Bulldog squad again, it felt good to rid
myself of the off-the-Aeld distractions
that Georgia's team was saddled with.
Bringing a victory to Mississippi State
did not invoke any positive feelings for
the upcoming game this weekend now
the only hope is that my parents were
right (for once) that video games aren't
real life.
And yes, of course it feels great to be
back in the win column and two games
up on Mr. Williams in the division. Joe
can still look at the bright side, too he
is still leading the wild card race.
However, the pride was Aeeting.
How am I supposed to enjoy beating
my arch-nemesis during a week like this?
This week has been a living hell.
First off, the weather has refused to
signiAcantly cool down, and walking up
Baxter Street’s hill to the ofAce everyday
has been uncomfortable at the very least.
It is the end of September and it is
still 105 degrees outside, and that hill is
getting on my last nerve.
Damn you, hill.
Then there is the ever-present issue of
the Braves crumbling into a pile resem
bling Bobby Cox’s sunflower seeds.
Damn you, Rick Ankiel.
Then, and worst of all, has been this
dastardly journalism paper that is due in
the next 24 hours.
What were you thinking, Fink?
Knowing these imperative public
duties, such as this column, that I have
up here at The Red & Black, how could
you assign such an in-depth and time
consuming journalism paper?
Could you not even give me the
chance to er\joy my victory over that
punk of a variety editor the same one
who covers issues you do not even con
sider news?
I was going to dedicate this victory to
you, but that opportunity has come and
gone.
Now I am hurrying through this col
umn so I can go back to burying my soul
in statistics on the pertinent demograph
ics of Clarke County or the circulation
policies of the Athens Banner-Herald.
Damn you ... journalism paper.
But all thanks here must go to the one
and only Joe Williams for making the
week partially better with his inadequa
cies at NCAA 2011.
Thanks, Joe.
You knew I was going to have a tough
week, and just by hanging around you for
our weekly game I feel better about my
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