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The solo project/alter ego of guitarist and singer Alex McKelvey, Mud Scholar —as defined from McKelvey’s MySpace is “a lost, perverted soul who is unafraid of ’9os chord progressions and trite vocal melodies.” Not exactly a praisewor thy portrayal, but upon lis tening to debut album “A Must for the Dick,” it becomes apparent that Mud Scholar’s purpose is not merely to lampoon itself, but to morph into the personas of a breadth of posers and skewer them. With Mud Scholar, everyone is a victim including you, for listening to the album. That turns out not to be a bad thing, as “A Must for the Dick” is actually a diverse, funny and wildly entertaining ride. Sure, the aforemen tioned boneheaded ’9os chord progressions occa sionally pop up, but they’re meant ironically. 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The gist of “Morning Glory" is straightforward: young ingenue makes good on childhood dream by achieving the impossible. But “Morning Glory” really does something else make adults laugh. It’s simple, really, for a comedy to be funny, but it’s rare that it is so satisfy ing. VERDICT: “Morning Glory” is worth the ratings and the price of admission. Elaine Kelch listen up! more deeply ridicule bad music being made with a serious face. Take opener “Stop What You’re Doing and Look at Me,” which rides on the most generic chorus possible but is undercut midway through by an odd, demented guitar breakdown that echoes McKelvey’s former prog rock band Crumbling Arches. These progressive lean ings lend “A Must for the Dick" genuine musical substance beneath all the pastiche. The clearest musical influences present are Tenacious D and Ween just like these bands, the music is loaded with humor and irreverence but underpinned with, you know, talent. 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Despite the win, Georgia head coach Andy Landers expected more from his team. “They’re better than they played, actually, but we have some depth,” he said. “A lot of people played a lot of minutes, some of them played close to their potential, some of them may have underachieved a bit, but it’s early.” Landers was also left with a dilemma, unsure whether he over worked the team in practice. “Later in the game, it looked like we were tired, and I’m 50/50 wonder ing if I worked them too hard this week, which I did on purpose,” he said. “We let up yesterday, thinking we’d get our legs back and thinking since we were sharing so many min utes this is the stat sheet I envi sioned in terms of minutes played by players that our legs would be fine, but maybe I worked them too hard this week. If that’s not the case, and we’re out of shape, then I didn’t work them hard enough." 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