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V LOCALS. | We have two students from Mer-
; rer and one from Annapolis.
The pew men have had a nice
Turn him! j time, taking buggy rides and eating
Very few loafers in college this oysters,
year. The Sophomores will elect their
One hundred and sixty students c ' aS8 officers Monday^ evening. A
have registered up to date, and the attendance is desited.
campus rings with their merry voices. The beaming face and radiant
The lordly Senior, the dignified Ju-j smiles of a pretty young lady clerk
nior and the presumptions Sopho- lend many attractions to the eonfec-^
more, are thorns in the sides of our
Th
s issue of the Reporter is
timid Freshmen.
The technological committee vis
ited the University several days ago,
and it was with great difficulty that
escaped being turned by the boys,
w ho mistook them for new students.
They took their departure early next
morning.
The Board of Trustees will meet
in the early part of November, to
tionery counters of Hampton &
Webb. The combined powers of
taffy and feminine beauty are irre-
resistible to the average student.
The Junior Class elected the fol
lowing officers Friday afternoon:—
President,; N. R. Broyles; Vice-
President, T. W Reed; Secretary,
W. M. Glass; Treasurer, Eugene
Wade; Historian,L. L. Knight.
Come to Hampton & Webb’s candy
THK S. A. K. (LEHMAN.
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take some action on the Gilmer | factory, on Clayton streety, for fresh
fund. It is quite probable that .the I Taffy, Peanut Bar and French Can
dies of all kinds.
meeting will be held in Atlanta,
The Athens street cars have at
last found a rival in speed—the
Athens fire department en route to a
conflagration.
John Upshaw is studying for the
ministry, having gained another
Sunday school medal.
College politics promise to be very
lively, as many of,our students
seem to have a commendable zeal to
serve their country(?)
The game of base-ball is being re-
terest in it. and every^efffg&t
ers of the national sport enjoy
pleasant game.
We will state to our subscribers,
who may be astonished at the brill
iancy of our puns, that we have gone
into training under the eminent Dr.
Marion Davis.
Summey House butter is rapidly
convalescing. In a few days, we
think it will be able to walk about.
I he best food is always reserved
for editors. Especially is this true
in the case of the Editor-in-Chief.
His landlady always has Rice at the
table.
“Slam” Lyndon says that the only
tiling in this world which bothers
him, and causes him to break forth
into sulphurous exclamations, is a
Stra-hm, which occasionally crosses
his path.
Our triend Martin is veryabsent-
I minded. Last week, after treating
Sour local editor to a milk shake, he
IICt without depositing the necessary
The Phi-Kapa and Demosthenian
Societies have received four hundred
copies of Hon. W. B. Hill’s admira
ble address delivered at commence
ment. Each member is entitled to
a copy free.
Mr. Horton, of the Summey, has
an insatiate desire for stealing wood
as the cold weather approaches. Let
the'Professor of Latin and Greek
takl? steps at once for his protection.
Wiiy is Downing like Banquo’s
1'C O'? 11 riot
50 far, the University has students
who represent the States of Georgia,
South Carolina, Florida, Alabama,
Mississippi and Texas.
Trying to do business without ad
vertising. i s like winking at a pretty
girl in the dark. You may know
what you are doing, but no one else
does.
The Freshman class can boast of a
member that is now in iiis twenty-
seventh year.
We are now trying to make onr
arrangements for a regular corres
pondent from Emory college. In
another week or two we hope to pre
sent a newsy letter from that Insti
tution.
Among the students, loafers are
less plentiful than last year; and for
this, the store-keepers send
vote of thauks.
mailei 1 to a great many who are not
subscribers. If you desire to sub
scribe write or see ns next week.
It lias a kind act in -1. J. Gilbert
pvese Ring the\soyieties with four
hund ed copies <H Hon. W. B. Hill’s
eneement address, /im is a
goodjrriend of our literary societies.
Wliy was it that the eollege
prayir'meetyig did not bloom out as
usual last Tuesday night?
Tile students are very grateful to
the energetic and progressive! board
of Trustees, for making such a
handsome appropriation for a gyra-
uazium. §£ §
Aqj one who has not yet sub
scribed for the Reporter can do so
by seeing one of the Business Man
agers.
If you want your hair cut or a
shave don’t fail to call on McQueen
& Dnrnham, they are the best barb
ers in town.
Rev. Dr Adams, of Augusta, will
deliver'an address to the young men,
at the Y. M. C. A, rooms, at 2:30
Surday afternoon All theUniver-
sit\ students are cordially invited.
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PERSONAL.
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On next Monday afternoon, the
Senior Class will formally organize
by electing a President, Vice Presi
dent, SecrKftry ;vhd Treasurer, His-
C- » depositing tne necessary j torbn , Pr0 ph^£oet and Orator-
i nere; whereupon, the boy behind ! The Class W Orator will also be
|the counter reminded him by admin-1 G w. t ,t- ...
by actmm-1 elected at the
Bisteriug a second shake, free of v ; ta j j
bharge. The local editor escaped,
I' ith some difficulty.
Ask Downing what he thinks
bout Cunningham's recipe for
paking a *• mash” at Lucy Cobb.
same time. It is of
mportance that every member
of the Class be present, as other
business also will be transacted.
Dr. Jones delivered some very in
teresting letters to the Juniour class
this week in Botany. '■
e are glad to -see our -clever
friend Warren Wimberly back at
the University again.
Louis Fleming returned last Tues
day 4
• umu, «#“,vasa mefoTicrn
the SopJj,- class of ’84- - 85, has cen
tered Junior.
F. E. 1 witty has entered the Law
class, as has also W. S. Chisholm,Jr.
Dr. W. L. Jones, of Kirkwood, who
was elected to the chair of Natural
History in the University, has taken
charge of that department. Dr.
Jones was formerly editor of the
Southern Cultivator. A better se
lection to the position could not
have been made.
asfcWe regret to learn that W. A
Speer will not return to college, but
lias gone to Vanderbilt, to enter the
Law department.
A. W. Griggs will not return to
college this year. He expects to re
turn and graduate with ’88.
P. H. Estes, 6on of Judge Estes,
of Gainesville, has entered the Ju
nior class.
Misses Maggie and Tillie Morton
left In^t Wednesday for an extended
trip North and East.
Miss Sallie Fleming, who has been
visiting friends in Atlanta and else
where, returned last Sunday.
We a re sorry to learn that Miss
The first German of the season
was given by the S. A. E. fraternity
last Friday evening, at the residence
of Prof.'White. It was certainly a
success in every respect, and greatly
enjoyed bv all present. The favors
were beautiful. The German was
Jed by Mr. Guy Hamilton, ably as
sisted by Mr. B. H. Thompson.
► Ainoug the couples present were :
Miss Durham, Mr. L. H. Charbon-
nier, Jr.
Miss Lamar Rutherford, Mr.W. S.
Chisholm.
Miss Birdie Latimer, Mr. J. H.
Blount.
Miss Maud Talmadge, Mr. W. B.
Powers.
Miss Sallie Fleming, Mr. T. A. Burke
“ Mamie Coates. “ Geo. Mercer.
“ Gussie Noble, “ Phil Wilson.
“ Sallie Dunbar, G.A.Whitehead
“ Sallie Harris, Mr. Ed. Ansley,
“ Horlbeck, “ C. A. Scudder,
“ Livy Cobb, “ B. C. Collier,
“"Sophia Schaller, “ R. Maddox,Jr,
“ Jennie Smith, “ C. C. McGehee
“ Cora Woodfin, “ C.P. Fuller,
Mrs. H. C. White, Mr. Ben Hill
Thompson.
Mr. and Mrs. Pleas. Stovall.
Miss Maggie Horlbeck, Mr. J. A.
Barnes.
Mr. and Mrs. Hugh Taylor.
Mr. and Mrs. W. W. Thomas and
Wiurgfti. ■ ■■ i ■
The stags tvere, Messrs. R. L.Fore
man. V. L. Smith, Tom Cobb, R. L.
Johnson, J. C. Mell, W. L. Moore.
Pol hill, Geo Winston, Marion Davis,
Wm Baldwin, Hammond, Cunning
ham, Edwin Staunton, J. II. Walker,
W. W. Wimberly, C. M. Walker,
Cnrtis Carter, Ed Charbonnier and
others.
C. M, Walker returned to college
Thursday night.
is suffering with a
Daisy Willcox
sprained ankle.
Miss Sallie Harris returned last
Wednesday night from a pleasant
visit to Rome and Cave Spring.
Professor in Physics: “Sir, if a
dry cord be moistened, what will be
the result?”
Student: “ What is a dry cord?”
Professor: “ Any dry string, sir.”
Student: “But, Professoral was
thinking of a dry cord of wood."’
The Professor collapsed.
T he Boston Globe says a policeman of
that city chased a burglar a mile in his
night shirt. When a policeman can afford
to wear a night shirt large enough to chase
a burglar a mile in it, we must accept it as
another evidence of returning prosperity
under the new administration.”
Judge Lynch has been nominated for
Congress by the. Democrats in tlie Twelfth
Pennsylvania district. He is neither a de.
scendant of the noted Judge, nor is he an
advocate of mob law.