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THE CAMPUS MIRROR
7
“The Piper
THE CLASS OF 1929
Motto : “\Ve build for character, not for fame.”
Janie Banks—
“Depths of slumber! Can there be
Slumber deep enough for me?”
Dorothy Black—
Famous collector of limericks, jokes and
funny songs.
Carol Blanton—
“She plays, and smiles a brilliant smile
Which doth the Morehouse swain beguile.”
Vera Bray—
For bright, clever remarks, fitting for all
occasions,
Guaranteed to be pointed but harmless, apply
to V era.
Rail cue Braseal—
“Where are you going, my little maid ?”
“I’m going home, Ma’am,” she said.
“May I go with you, my little Maid?”
“Nobody asked you, Ma’am,” she said.
Sara Blocker—
Some scientists say that understanding is
more acute when the eyes are closed, Sara
practices this theory in study hall while
preparing for final examinations. What
will the outcome be?
Zellah Carlton—
The girl with the eternal dimples.
Lula Cook—
With rings on her fingers
And bells on her toes
She talks and she talks
Wherever she goes.
Rachel Davis—
Studiously inclined, but not often.
Millie Dobbs—
“You dropped something, lady.”
I della Dockett—
Next time you wash windows, I della, don’t
leave any telltale Boil-Ami streaking the
outside pane. Matrons object.
Cora D out ha nl—
An isolated case of modesty of brains.
Portia Duhart—
You never can tell til you know her.
Amanda Puller—
7 :30 A.M.—Telegram.
12 :30—Telephone.
3:45 P.M.—Special Delivery.
5 :00 P.M.—Telegram.
Perhaps someone can tell us where she spent
her six weeks’ vacation.
Martha Cart relic—
Never work too hard; it’s unhealthy.
Dannie Gore—
She is a girl of few words, but they are
golden.
Helen Gray—
Mystery to the nth degree.
Josephine Harr eld—
She is as cute as a three year old.
She knows a lot but can never think of it.
Odessa Harris—
One may hunt but never find
Just quite such a studious mind.
Sammic Hilliard—
According to the room list, Sammie lives in
room number 212, but no one ever finds
her there.
Mabel Hillman—
Wanted : One case of laundry soap for next
school term.
Esther Huntley—
Esther’s efficiency enables her to have things
almost finished before she has started.
Clara Tngersoll—
Clara has big, sparkling eyes,
Filled with coquettish light;
She uses them incessantly
Morning, noon and night.
Edythe Jackson—
The power behind the throne.
Essie Lamar—
Essie has never done anything to be roasted
about.
Cecil Long—
Cecil’s passion for detail enables her to
spread a five-minute story over half an
hour.
Ida Miller—
Her practice: “When you open your mouth,
say something.”
Leona Mills—
“Better late than never,” says Leona, as she
does the Semester’s history reading in the
last few days.
Eva Mims—
She may do something sensational yet.
31 ildred Mo o re—
All the great women are dying out, and
Mildred doesn't feel very well herself.
Sylvia Mosley—
Of whom we needn’t say a word.
Rosa Norris—
A little flunking now and then happens to the
best of ’em.
Bonna Pcrinc—
“If silence is golden, Bonna will never be a
millionaire.
Maudie Price—
Maudie brooks no noise when she is in class
meeting.
Mercedes Powell—
So wise, so young, she cannot live long—
single.
Conic Ray—
Here is a jolly girl, but she is inclined to
keep it a secret.
Miss W. M. Kurrelmeyer
Principal of the High School
Mary Reese—
Mary, the guileless vamp, who is always try
ing to add one more to her list of male
friends.
Grade Ross—
One way to learn is to ask questions.
Another way is to ask more questions.
To learn more, ask more questions.
To learn something different, ask different
people different questions.
But anyway, ask questions.
Ola Ross—
We’ve never seen her when she was hitting
on less than seven out of six.
Doris Sanders—
The girl with the musical hair-cut.
Lillian Simmons—
What can we do to make the little girl fat?
Dannie Smith—
“I haven’t read the text on the subject—but—
Lottie Smith—
Hard to be seen; easy to be heard.
Lois Walker—
A wide awake person at night,
Then comes the Matron’s knock;
But mornings—how different the sight—
Her roomie must act alarm-clock.
Odessa Walls—
My lady sleeps; even through a fire drill.
Lucille Ward—
When you hear a big uproar on the floor,
you know that Lucille has had a letter
from “Bob.”
Mary Watkins—
"Her voice is ever soft, gentle, and low,
An excellent thing in woman."
Pauline Wilcher—
All things come to him who hustles while he
waits.
Mary Voting--
Mary's Vesper Motto: “Give us this day our
daily nap.”
—Martha Gartrell, Helen Gray.