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THE CAMPUS MIRROR
SOPHOMORES AS THEY
ARE TO EACH OTHER
By Maenelle Dixoh, ’32
Feature these:—
“Carmen”—not playing her trumpet three-
flights-up in Morehouse South, and not giv
ing a business woman’s hob.
"Skinny”—not indulging in talking and get
ting a hair-bob, the latest campus fad.
“Ernestine”—not fainting in history class,
her Waterloo.
"Prudence”—without her highly perfumed
articles.
“Briggs”—without her vagabond hat and
not answering all unexpected questions cor
rectly.
“Tinna”—without her goggles and not oc
cupying a valuable space in gym, doing
nothing.
“Sweet Georgia”—not clowning and weigh
ing 95.
“Lil”—without a marcel and that noncha
lant air.
“Nelle”—without her ceaseless spontaneity
and limited vocabulary full of coined ex
pressions.
“E. E.”—with a boyish bob, short dress,
and spike heels.
“L. G.”—without her ’cello instrument and
assignment ready.
“E. G.”—without the latest Paris fashion.
“J. G.”—without her punctuality.
"E. H.”—without her compact, thinking
every day is St. Patrick’s day.
“Harris”—with a long dress pending from
her coat.
"Professor Ison” — without the unusual
ability to keep peace.
"Tiki”—six feet in the air without her
red hat.
“Skeezix”—not monopolizing all her extra
time with the sheik and reducing Mr. Wrig-
lev’s supply of gum.
“Jenkins”—without her winning voice.
“Jernigan”—without a stack of library
books and not begging the Registrar to let
her carry ten subjects.
“E. J.”—not collecting and hoarding all
news.
“Tiny”—without her Specks, studying the
cottage course.
“Kennebrew”—with controllable feet and
getting the cup in the Founders Day appa
ratus meet.
"Kilpatrick"—without her melancholy and
modest air.
“Annie West”—not giving her opinion in
a monotone voice when explaining the les
sons to teachers.
"Buddah”—not filibustering with her "up
the country” accent.
“Lee”—not filling her black and “White”
pen with “Carter’s” ink.
"Olangsti”—not getting into character with
her nightingale voice.
“Tap”—without always “more or less” try
ing to show some one a deep point and hav
ing her say in politics.
“Myrt”—not looking spic and span in col
legiate sport togs and cutting every class.
"Teele”—without her loyal ability to usher
and with a Greta Garbo-bob.
“I. J.”—not using milky way candy as a
medium of exchange and soliciting aid for
her club.
"E. O.”—without Dentyne, her middle name
Industry, and squeaking like a prima donna.
“Lou”—not joining Render and the other
H. E. girls in giving “swell” teas.
“Rubye”—not being the Jewel of the col
lege barber and not advocating, “Eat your
dessert but don’t make a meal of it."
"G. S.”—without that quiet, modest w'ay in
setting an example.
“D. S.”—without her “Miss” and without
a friend making a non-stop drive every week
end to Spelman.
"Pops”—without her dignified, command
ing personality.
“Sherman”—without her latest Render-bob
and with the power of comprehension.
“E. T.”—not winning first prize in a Mara
thon questioning contest.
“Jean”—without her ability to improvise
with dramatic effect.
"Susie”—“in the meantime” without the
use of Juneburg in a “high solete" manner.
"Liss”—without a stiff Hoover apron and
a broad grin.
“M. W.”—without her witty answers and
not holding up the ideals of the Sketch Art
Club.
“C. W.”—without her “slackness” and math.
"O. W.”—without being as busy as a bee
in doing her gym dance and without her
"what now?”
"Unca Walt”—instead of taking daily doz
ens on the new reducing machine, Spelman’s
need of ham and gravy is being reduced.
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"Really?”
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* * *
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"May I borrow your pen, Dumbie?”
"Cert.”
"And will you mail this letter as you go
down town?”
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"Lend me a stamp?”
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his worth, at least to himself, is increased.
Until one has worth to himself, he is of un
certain worth to anyone else.
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