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8 C A M P IS Ml R R () R Sense of Humor A smart mosquito is one that can pass a screen test. Have you heard of the little moron that took some insect powder with his aspirin her'-'.use he had such a lousy headache? Hungry Man: “But waitress, there is no ham in this sandwich!” Waitress: “Pardon me. Mr., hut you haven't gotten to it yet.” Hungry Man: “But I've eaten over half of it already.” Waitress: “Then you must have passed it.” Dickie: "A little hirdie told me what kind of lawyer your daddy is.” Johnnie: “What did he say?” Dickie: “Cheep, cheep.” Johnnie: “That's all right. A duck told me what kind of doctor your daddy is— ‘Quack, quack.’ ” The one thing that proves the existence of perpetual motion are the girls in the room up stairs. 1 he age of chivalry has been succeeded by the age of chiselry. The holes in Swiss cheese should have been put in limhurger because that’s the cheese that needs the ventilation. I he servant problem has become so acute that many housewives are now playing bridget instead of bridge. And the Indians put it this way: “When they smoked the pipe of peace in 1918 nobody inhaled.” Daffynitions College—A four year loaf made with father’s dough. Bad bridge partner—One that has one trick mind. Browse—The superficial reading done by a low brow. Cyclone—The wind exceeding the speed limit. Indiscreet—Where little children should not play after school. Sedate—What big sister says when her boy friend calls. J ittery—N-n-nervous. Joke—A form of humor enjoyed by some and misunderstood by most. Atlanta University Book Shop ng To the bewildered and perplexed freshmen to whom this issue is dedi cated—WELCOME! Wanted Short stories, poems, special news items or other articles. These must be in by the first of each month for publi cation that month. Compliments of REID’S BUSINESS COLLEGE Campus Fads and Fashions Hello Girls: We have joined the staff as your fash ion editors for the year, so we ll he tip ping you off pretty regularly on fashion facts and charm notes. Our column will include also comments on the smart out fits and snappy ideas we see around the campus and some fashion do’s and don’ts. We realize that it is had psychology to begin negatively, nevertheless, the first fashion don’t that we call to your attention is the length of your skirts, young ladies! I think you will agree with us when we say that we have all definitely passed the adolescent stage where rusty knees were in vogue. And now this college term finds us once again in a peace-time world, we can af ford to add that other inch of material we have previously sacrificed for the war effort. May we remind you again to watch the length of your skirts, young ladies? The other day when we went for din ner, in front of us in the line was For- restine Sherwood. She had on a sweater in the loveliest shade of fuchsia. It was that new soft shade that is so smart this season. We think these new shades are so much prettier than the heavier colors of winter, and we re hoping you'll choose some for your wardrobe, too. My, didn’t Charlotte Arnold look smart Sunday, did you notice? She wore black suede shoes that, are so collegiate, yet sensible; a rust colored jacket cut along the new box lines (so nice for tall girls) over a smooth black skirt which is basic in any wardrobe. We like that sort of thing! ! ! Well girls, it seems that this month’s report caught your editors on the spot (a little unprepared) but next month we’ll be ready and will have many more ideas to comment upon. So long. PHONE RA. 5681 PARKS SHOE REBUILDERS If It’s Shoe Trouble — See Us Work Called for and Delivered WE HAVE SAVED MORE THAN A MILLION SOLES 854 Hunter St., S. W. ATLANTA RA. 9291 BROADNAX CLEANERS Work Done By Expert ^ orkman Dresses A Specialty No. 1 Administration Buildi 870 Hunter St.. S. W. ATLANTA, GA.