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PAGE! FOUR
OH, NO!!!
BY DONNA WILLIS
What is your craziest fear?
Forgetting to zip- up your zip
per? Falling down the stairs?
I asked some people and got
I varied answers.
“Taking a bath with my
socks on.”-—George R.
■ “Being hit by a flying ket
chup bottle.’f§g-Mary A.
“Swallowing gum in Mrs.
Bryant’s class.”-t^Brenda B.
“Wearing my R.O.T.C. uni
form on the wrong day.”—Rod
C.
| “Running into some new cop
with Bob D.”—Steve B.
“Bugs and the dark.”—Julie
m
“Getting my toes caught in
a lawn mower.”—Donna E.
“Getting my head shaved by
a bad barber.”—Danny B.
“Being smushed.”—Judy M.
“Hurting MmMR-Debbie B.
IDEAL JUNIOR GIRL
Hair like Carol Grimes
Eyes like Julie Mann
Figure like Joy Bes-singer
Smile like Sally Ardister
Teeth like Kim Phelps
Height like Holly Adams-
Laugh like Rita Brown
Hands like Barbara McLen
don
Clothe® like Rosalind Moon-
Spirit like Mary Heard
Grades like Donna Willis
Walk like Mary Cousins
Skin like Telicia,Cousins.
GRANITE
CITY
BANK
“PIONEERING
IN
SERVICE
SINCE 1928”
MEMBER
FDIC
CHARLES RUFF
HDWE. CO.
FOR THE BEST IN
Paints
Aluminum Screens
Electrical Supplies
VISIT US AT OUR
New Location
127 N. Oliver Street
Phone 283-3175
THE HEXAGON
MONKEY JIVE
Three monkeys sat in a coconut
tree, .
Discussing things as they’re
said to be;
Said one to the other, “Now
listen, you two,
There’s a' certain rumor that
can’t be true.
That man descended from our
noble- race
The very idea—it’s a dire
disgrace-;
No monkey ever deserted his
wife, ■
Starved her baby and ruined
her life, ’
And you’ve never known a
Mother monk
To leave her babies with others
to bunk,
Or pass them on from one to
another,
’Til they scarcely know who is
their mother.
And another thing! You’ll
never see
A monk build a fence round a
coconut tree,
And let the coconuts go to
waste,
Forbidding all other monks a
taste.
Why, if I put a fence around
this tree,
Starvation would force you to
steal from me.
Here’s another thing a monk
wonlt do;
Go out at night and geti in a
stew;
Or use a gun, or club, or knife,
To take some other monkey’s
life.
Yes, man descended, the ornery
cuss,
But, brother, he didn’t descend
from us!”
-—Copied.
SUDDEN URGES
How many of you out there
have had a sudden urge to do
something? Gome on now,
sure there is more than that.
O. K., play jt tough. All we
ask is that you check your
urges with ours. How many of
you have had that sudden urge
. . . To drop Advanced Eng
lish?
. . . To gripe about adminis
tration policies?
. . . To skip school?
... To roll Mr. or Mrs. ???
yard?
. . I To smoke
... To make a pass at
someone?
. . . To salute Col. Turner?
GOODYEAR
FOR THE BEST IN
AUTO TIRES
AND
CAR CARE
Along With. A Tremendous
Assortment Of
TOP QUALITY
APPLIANCES
CHECK WITH
GOODYEAR
Elberton, Ga.
GIRLS... WATCH
YOUR DATE
1. Never make a date with a
biology student; he enjoys cut
ting up too much.
2. Watch put for the baseball
player; he hits and runs.
3. Beware of the football
players; they’re too quick to go
into a huddle.
4. Shun track men; they’re
usually too fast.
5. Watch the boxer; he’ll try
to hook you.
6. Beware of the swimmer;
he’ll take you into a dive.
7. . Shun the wrestler; he’ll
take you for a fall, Or maybe
give you a big hug.
8', Watch the halfback; he
likes to- throw passes.
9. Never date a pickpocket;,
he’ll steal your heart.
10-. Avoid a basketball play
er; he’ll shoot you a line- about
his goals.
11. If you’re not careful of
the disc jockey; he’ll give you
a spin.
12. Take a boy that plays
tennis; he’ll net a profit be
cause he’s got a good racket.
Note: This article was copied
from a Hexagon from 19 60. At
this time Miss Jane Davis, now
known as Mrs. Jane Farmer,
served on the staff as Exchange
Editor.
WANT ADS
This year The Hexagon will
be featuring a classified want
ad section in the paper. For
all ads printed there will be a
fee of two cents per word.
If you are -wanting to sell
some of your belongings or are
trying to buy something, be
sure to contact Mrs. Katrena
Root or anyone on the" Hexagon
Staff to place your ad in the
paper.
FOR SALE — Motorcycles and
minibikeS. All sizes and all
makes. 4 5 different models.
Open 12-8 on week days, 8-8
on Saturdays, and 1-8 on 'Sun
days. Michael’s Cycles, Clark’s
Junction'. 2 83-7 2 0'3.
“Ed has started learning to
work with his hands in 1 Shop.”
... To “relax” when Mrs.
Vincent cuts off the lights?
... To park?
. . . To kiss your boyfriend,
no matter who’s looking (or
vice versa) ?
. . . To ??? (Censored).
... To chew gum in Mrs,
Bryant’s class? (If you dare)
... To go to the Brazier at
lunch? (Yeah!!)
... To appreciate Mrs.
Farmer? (Everyday) ...
DEAR MR. D. J.
Please play the following
dedications for the people here
at E C. H. S.
“Let’s Straighten It Out” for
the.Senior Class.
“Then. Came You” for Randy
C. and Joanne S.
“Love Me For A Reason” for
Debbie H. and Jeff H.
“On And On” for the- junior
class.
“Can’t Get Enough Of Your
Love” for Mike F. and Jeannie
W.
“Earache, My Eye” for Mrs.
Mercer.
“All The Young Dudes” for
the sophomore class,
“I Honestly Love You” for
J. T. and Greg.
“Annie’s Song” for Nancy D.
and Danny R.
“Touch Me” for Kent S. and
Ethel B,
“Machine Gun” for R.O.T.C.
“You Haven’t Done Nothing”
for Aundra B. and Charles S.
“Tell Me Something Good”
for Samantha A. over the P. A.
system.
“Ready For Love” for Chuck
M. and Nan T.
“Painted Ladies” for the
football sponsors.
“Skin Tight” for Susan D.
“Sweet Home Alabama” for
everyone at E.O.H.'S.
“Having My Baby” for
Norma R.
“Don’t Mention My Name”
for Vanicia Minnie Lee Walker.
“Shaft” for Gene- A.
For the Best Buys
in Town . . .
—— TRY ——
Elberton
Furniture Co.
Complete Bedroom Sets,
laving Room Sets, or
Jnist Single Items . . .
You’ll be glad you tried
Elberton Furniture
Company
134 Elbert St. 283-5452
SHOP AND SAVE
— AT —
J. C. POOL
MEN'S STORE
THE BEST IN
MEN’S FASHIONS
Public Square
PHONE 283-2756
OCTOBER, 19 74
“Why, no—I thought you
were the- instructor!”
WHEN YOU LIKE
GOOD FOOD
AND
GOOD SERVICE
THE
DIXIE BURGER
DRIVE-IN
IS THE ANSWER
CALL 283-5704
624 Lower Heard
Let Us Fix It For You
Next Time
LOIS' BEAUTY
SHOP
283-3352 On the Square
For Superb Quality in
the Granite Industry,
SEE AND VISIT
Comolli Granite
Company
WHOLESALE QUARRIERS
AND MANUFACTURERS
Comolli’s Peerless Extra
Blue
Carolina Mahogany
Comolli’s Pink Salisbury
Carolina Emerald
Carolina Diamond Grey
P. O. Box 898
Elberton, Georgia 30635
Phone (404) 283-2313