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KEEP REFRIGERATED Star Gays by Martia Proba April 15-30 This is Taurus lime! Not only the Sun but also Jupiter, the planet of benevolence, is in the sign of Taurus this period. Taurus people are wonderfully sensitive to others'needs. Male Taurcans are like overgrown teddy bears, while the female of the sign tends toward the Koala. TAURUS After the 19th, the Sun and Jupiter in your first house and Venus in your second house promise a fortunate financial outlook indeed. Time to find a rich Pisces who wants romance with a determined, stubborn person such as yourself. GEMINI This period is an excellent one in which to do some self change work and what better season in which to do this arduous task. After the 20th, intense stress will ease. Listen for a romantic message from an earth sign. CANCER Make a resolution on the New Moon of the 16th to get out with friends and partake of more social activities. Begin to carry the resolution out after the 19th. An Aries could be important at your job on the 16th. LEO After the 20th, your career may well take off. Be extra careful of your health on the 23rd and 24th while the Moon is in your sign. This is a time of effective communication for you, so speak up! i VIRGO Travel is advantageous l for you after the 19th. If you're taking a business trip, romance is possible on the road. Many planets are in earth signs now, so feelings may be hard to reach. LIBRA The Sun in your 8th house after the 19th adds to Jupiter benevolence in your latest attempt to salvage a bad situation. The Moon in your sign on the 29th urges you to postpone maKinga decision, which is always good news for an air sign. SCORPIO Your prospects for joining with others this period are highlighted by three planets in Capricorn, but old retrograde Pluto may lead you into trouble on the night of the 30th. SAGITARIUS You fiery archers are just surrounded by health issues and opportunities now. The Sun and Jupiter are both in your sixth house after the 19th so any exercise you get (in or out of bed) should be helpful. Take it .easy on the 25th. CAPRICORN You get a good chance to be creative in love on the 20th. Find a Gemini and propose something unusual to both of them. If the answer isn't what you want, at least it'll be ^entertaining. I AQUARIUS This is an excellent time to settle up old issues with family members. On the 28th, Uranus will help you find new meaning in the word "patience." 2? PISCES Look out for a Cancer with mysterious eyes on the 21st - make no promises. This is a good time to put educational plans into action. ARIES Another year older but not necessarily deeper in debt since the Sun helps your financial problems along after the 19th. The New Moon on the 16th is no time for a new romance. Dykes to Watch Out For I iC*}\lMWer AT topaz, AlO X HARRIET APPEAR Tt> HAVE pn/AU-y QOTTfrJ IT TOGETHER But is it a MTE, OR K it Just a FRiEHPiy tRNMER?0^y AWtE. TIME wiuoTtn (&ISS7 avAusoR StCHDLi 1 Dear Nadisa "DEAR NADISA" arrived on the 2:40 pm southbound train in search of the Lesbian community. Is there something on your mind? Send her your questions care of this newspaper (confidentiality assured) and look for your answer right here each issue. Dear Nadisa: My lover of one year is vegetarian and I am a devout meat-eater. Why she feels she has to preach the "virtues" of sprouts, roots and buds every time I put beef or fowl in my mouth is beyond me. I feel each woman to her own vittles, you know? Say "YES" to garlic bologna, deviled weiners, barbecued spare ribs and chicken livers wrapped, then baked in bacon slices. I'm with you. However, realize that some honeys "preach" because they care about you and want you to be as healthy as they think possible. You can remind her of the function of your incisor teeth or draw up a list of women champions who eat meat. Try to avoid the one about the pesticides that are sprayed on fruits and vegetables. And don't talk about the genetic engineering that is going on to "improve" the harvests of these eats. Why don't you make her happy and have a raw spinach leaf from time to time. Dear Nadisa: I am 18 years old and wildly in love with a woman in her 50s. I have gone calling on this woman and expressed my intentions which are honorable and serious. I know she is attracted to me, but she says our ages are a barrier. Nadisa, I truly love this woman. How can I convince her that my feelings are sincere? / am sure she is already convinced that your feelings are genuine. And 1 have no doubt she is attracted to you. It is flattering to have someone desire you. On the other hand, it is fruitless to bestow "wild love" on someone when it is neither desired by the woman your heart is fluttering for nor reciprocated by her. One of the many allures of an older woman is her EXPERIENCE in the ways of the heart. You must show your maturity by being more realistic about your ability to sustain a healthy, fulfilling and lasting relationship with a woman who is 30-plus years older than you. Develop the friendship you already have with her. You may be quite surprised at the satisfaction you both can share. Follow her lead. Don't push. My Momma used to tell me, "If you force it, you'll break it.” by Alison Bechdel HISTORIES bittePS^eEt by Charles Haver V MY mom ^avs /r / s N TUB Sort or trim* voo I^jOERSTAwO UME-M Poo 6ET 0<JS£R Page 14