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The Amazing Adventures Of Super Fag
By Zelda Zorch
Vol. I - Introduction:
Out of the oppression
of down trodden gays, from
the timeless underground
annals of night erasing
history, come the Amaz
ing Adventures of SUFER
FAG, whose tire 1 ess,
though often bungling ef
forts, have endeared him
to the hearts of countless
admirers, while giving
to America her first Gay
Folk Hero. This Elegant
Emancipator of Gaydom
has followed the call of
oppressed gays from rest
room to legislature, ship
to shore, bar to boon-
dock, all over this great
land. This Passionate Pa
triot of the Oversexed has
been illustriously instru
mental in battling the bur
den of bigoted straights,
as well as in alleviating
the temporary distress of
lonely men of the Armed
Forces. Moving from place
to place, he affects his
daytime disguise in the
mode of the deceptively
mild mannered, shy, re
tiring, frail and bespec
tacled Limont: Frobis-
cher, sometime window
dresser and restroom at
tendant. But, let duty call,
and he immediately trans
forms himself into the
flaming costume of SUPER
FAG which consists of--
a lemon chiffon sheath,
a purple cloche, peacock
feathered wedgies, and,
in hand, his mighty wea
pon of Gay Righteousness,
the famous gold plated, lead
lined douche bag! This
Dauntless Doer of Gay Jus
tice (and occasional quick-
ies)has written his name in
lavender . upon the throb
bing hearts of innumerable
gratified gays and satisfied
service men all over the
world.
Join us in the Amazing
Adventures of Super Fag!
The Amazing Adventures Of Super Fag I * 6
Volume I, Episide I -
The Big Gangbang Caper!
Driving home from work
on the bus past the Brook
lyn Navy Yard, extreme
ly mild mannered, shy and
retiring Limont Frobis-
cher, who in reality is
SUPER FAG, The Fear
less Fighter For Fagdom,
is startled to hear a blood
curdling cry. Quickly pull
ing the emergency stop
cord, he jumps off the bus,
and rushes into an alley
way in order to change into
his famous costume which
he carries concealed in
his little fringed bowler
hat. The screams con
tinue to lascerate the
sultry cry. Quickly chang
ing into his lemon chiffon
sheath, the purple cloche,
and the peacock feather
ed wedgies, the Elegant'
Emancipator of Gaydom
turns to rush after the
screams. Suddenly he no
tices that a tall drunken
sailor has been standing
nearby relieving him
self In stunned amaze
ment the sailor stands
there holding himself, his
mouth hanging open in
shock, and groggily
growls: “What are you
some kind of a f— nut,
or am I dreaming!”
The Dauntless Darling
of Gaydom, only tempo
rarily taken aback, sizes
up the hulking form of na
val pulchritude, and re
plies: “Yes, you hand
some brute, this is a
dream! But years from
now, when you talk of this,
be kind!”
The blood curdling
'screams continue to cut
through the sultry even
ing. Torn between the duty
to investigate, and his im
mediate patritic duty, the
Cherished Cheerer of
Lonely Servicemen quick
ly does his patriotic duty
with his famous finesse,
and leaving the still stun
ned sailor behind, rushes
off in the direction of the
curdling screams.
On a side street, ten young
toughs had ganged up on
one poor frail queen. The
Fearless Fighter For
Fagdom, incensed at the,
outrage occurring before
the eyes, jumps into the
middle of them and shouts
boldly: “Unhand that
queen, you big bad brutes!
Shame on you, and FIE!”
He clobbers the nearest
tough with his gold plat
ed, lead lined douchbag.
Shocked by the sudden fla
ming appearance of the
Fighting Fag, the leader
of the gang shouts to the
others: “Hey, dis is some
kind of a weirdo! Let’s
scram!” They all run
off.
The Elegant Emanci
pator of the Oppressed
turns to the poor pros
trate queen. He bends down
to help her, when sudden
ly the frail queen jumps
up with a murderous
gleam in her eye, and
begins banging the Fear
less Fag over the head
Your Gay Attitude
By Jose Gaye
Exciting things happen to
people who try things! Be
come a doer, a tryer. Start
doing things, start being
busy. If you fail, start
over gain. Without failure
you cannot grow. Without
experiencing failure you
will never know success.
I can’t begin to tell you of
the various failures and
disappointments I had be
fore finding success and
fulfillment. Each time I (
was beaten down I came
right back because I ' de
veloped and “I will not be
denied” attitude toward
life.
So can you. The most
important factor in deter
mining the kind of life
you are going to live is
your attitude. You can live
a happy life or you can
live an unhappy one. You
can live a lonely life or a
full, robust life filled with
friends and loved ones.
You can live a dull, tired
life or an exciting, vigo
rous life. The decision is
yours. If you want to change,
get out of your rut and try
something new. If you fail,
try again and keep on try
ing until you succeed.
That’s what I’am all about,
I think, talk, act and live
success, without apology.
I believe there is only one
way to live and that is
‘ ‘successfully. ’ ’ I believe
that every person can be
happy and successful. You
can do it too.
with her beaded bag. “You
son of a b- —!” she
roars, “I was just start
ing to enjoy it?”
Taken aback, beaten al
most senseless, Super Fag
watches the irate queen
stalking off, waving her
bag and shouting: “Yoohoo!
Boys! It’s all right! COME
BACK!”
Bruised and dazed, the
humbled Heroic Hummer
of the Forces of Fagdom
stands there wondering
at the grotesque ingra
titude and finicky fick
leness of certain queens,
when suddenly he hears
the siren signal of the
Silver Phallic Whistle,
the call for help from his
sometime sister fighter for
the Forces of Gaydom,
Wonder Lez!
NEXT EPISODE: “The
Big JocKstrap Conspi
racy!”
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