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ATLANTA BARB-Page 10
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By GRETTA GOSSIP
Who were the two very
well known drag queens
that went out on a Hub
Cap Stealing spree re
cently? One was very pro
fessional, while the other
one had to wash out her
undies afterwards. I can
see the headlines now! Heh
heh. There’s a very str
ange couple around town.
One claims to be a
girl, but everyone knows
he is a boy. What is your
game kids?
R.K. and his lover are
at it again. This time it’s
over the pemcillan shots.'
R.K. has done it to her
again. Throwhimoverboard
sweetie, he just isn’t worth
it all.
Gotta give credit to ohe
Lounge owner that we know.
He is aboui the "rignt-
enist cuss” when he gets
his bowls in an uproar.
Started six of them in one
night! And they were all
in separate places. Oh, my
gay nerves. . . He sure
got around. How about B.N.
claiming to be Leather?
Honey, give it up, you’re
as synthetic as they come.
The next time P.C. does
her thing, lets hope its
not a cop that she picked
up.
What about that “Much
talked about marriage” of
recent months? I guess that
everyone was right. Di
vorce seems to be on the
agenda for those two now.
Congratulations to the
person that was picked up
on Cypress St. and accus
ed by local police, of cert
tain “Untruths.” He is
fighting it, and we know
that he will win. . .
There’s a certain per
son that recently wound
up in the hospital for tak
ing 120 tranquilizers. The
pathetic thing about it is
that she is doing it to
get attention, and actually
alienating the friends that
cared for her. Better wise
up dear, people can only
take so much!
Word is around that the
D.J. of Sweet Gum Head
was caught in bed by his
lover with a real hunky
number. Oh my gay ner
ves! T.T. I thought you
could have been “Cooler”
than that.
So much for this time
dearies, More Rot to come
in the next issue.
MACON GA., Jerry-
Bobbs just returned from
out of town. Was in New
Orleans and Pennsacola
recovering from not hay
ing his sex change in War
ner Robins - - hot as ever.
Also looking for new hus-:
band - - much money - - She
needs it.
Rita R. Has moved to,
the other side of the river.
Has already collected a
new bag of tricks and its
months before Holloween.
(The Tricks turned out to
be treats).
Loads of the girls from
Macon went to Sav. this
week-end to the Sara A-
wards and St. pats. Day.
Hope we have some trofies
coming back.
Scarlott B. have you
received your wire pump
by mail order catologue
yet?
Open house party given
on March 16th in honor of
Dr. MaxR’s “Birthday - get,
acquainted party” given by
the Magic Finger Theropist
and Miss Trailways of 73.
Imported G. P. now in pra
ctice specializing in our
personal problems. Wel
come tb Macon Max.
Ta Ta
Gretta Gossip
Gretta can be reached by
writing her at Atlanta Barb
P.O. Box 82543; Atlanta,
Georgia 30354.
... News Flash ...
Mr. Art Elliston of the
#1 Showplace of the South,
Sweet Gum Head has de
clared that he is sponsoring;
Gum Head’s own Rachel'
Wells (last months winner
of Entertainer of the month
title) hnd Miss Deva,
Sanchez, the Big Mama of
Soul in the upcoming MISS
GAY AMERICA PAGEANT.
Good Luck Kids.
ft Art Elliston And The Employees «
Place Of The South
Show
Cordially Invite
Contestants And Guests Of The
Miss Gay America Pageant
2284 Cheshire Bridge Rd
Week Of M.G.A. Pageant
Riotous
Landers
Appearing Nitely The
The Gay Trip
Our last trip to Chat
tanooga was so groovy that
we decided to visit Macon
-and then Columbus, Ga.
The straights travelling
the highways were wrecked
for days as our Associate
((a wild queen) and the
Editor did their best to
keep the long ride from
getting boring. Saying
“Hello,” while passing by
doing 50 mph is not that
easy, but our associate did
very well as he tried on
a few wigs; (which just hap-
pende to be in the back
seat) and waved to the as
tonished Maconites. Our
fearless editor kept control
of the wheel and only shr
ieked occasionally at B.B.B
truck drivers (would you
believe every 5 minutes)
It was not easy for me
to try to get a truck dri
vers description when he
was passing by us doing
about 70 mph., but under
penalty of death, or worse,,
hitch hiking home, I at
tempted to do so anyway.
However, hanging me out
the side window by my
feet, and screaming “o.k.
Jeanni, what does that one
look like” was no way to
treat a lady. I could have
gotten windburn! Finally
arriving in Macon we drop
ped into the We Three
Lounge (thank God) We had
all we could do, to drag
the illustrious editor inside.
He was smiling sweetly
at a Macon police officer
(in broad daylight, no less)
He does go for uniforms.
In any respect, we relaxed
and had a beer while
chatting with Charles El
kins the owner, and Chuck
his bartender. We deliver
ed the issues of the Barb,
and left to continue our
journey. Onward to Colum
bus, Ga., as we stared
longingly at the McDonalds
that our editor drove past,
ignoring our pleas of star-;
vation. By this time it was
dark and fortunately for the
people in the small towns
nearby, no one could see
us.
Upon arrival" in Col
umbus, we shared 15 Kry
stal burgers, fries and
cokes, and were rejuvinat-
ed. We visited the Base
ment Lounge, and did an
interview with Georgia Ann
the owner, a Sex Change,
and I might add, a lovely
person. From there we
went to the Fiesta Lounge,
where we were cordially
welcomed by the Manager
Carol. It wasn’t until we
had a few beers that we
found out that in Colum-.
bus, they roll up the side
walks at midnight.
We rushed over to the
Branded Lounge where we
met Barry, the manager,
a real Groovy guy that
informed our egar editor
that the Bus Terminal there
had been renovated (the
mens room) and a certain
“glory hole,” removed.
After cruising the Terminal
one time, we decided to
head home. The road was
dark, and the return trip
very sedate compared to
the beginning. All in all,
it was a fun time and at
least there were no bliz
zards of chicken feathers
as in our Chattanooga ven
ture the previous month.
Party Drinks
HAWIIAN COOLER
Take the juice of 1/2 lime
Hawiian Pineapple juice
2 oz. Southern Comfort
Now pack a tall glass with
cracked ice;
Add lime juice and the
Southern Comfort
(or your favorite brand)
Fill with the pineapple
juice and stir.
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is todays dream. , . 7
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