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BURNS AND ALLEN BACK-
STAGE
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“Why don’t you go out and have two
lamb chops for dinner? Why don’t you?”
Jack Benny was playing Milwaukee
and George Burns was playing Chicago.
Jack wired George, “Meet me at the train
Sunday, 1 p. m.” George wired Jack, “I
know the town, but what time?” Jack
wired George, “One p. m.” George wired
back, “Yes, I know, but what time?”
Blossom Seeley wired George from Los
Angeles, “Jack Benny arriving Chicago,
Sunday, 1 p. m.” The Easy Aces act wired
from Kansas City, “Jack Benny due Chi
cago Sunday, 1 p. in.’’ Jay C. Flippen
wired George, “Jack Benny reaching Chi
cago, Sunday. Meet him at train 1 p. m.”
Jack Benny walked into George Burns’
hotel room in Chicago Sunday at 2 p. m.
“Why didn’t you meet me?” he demanded.
“Meet you?” Burns anewered. “How
could I know what time you’d get in?”
The telegraph company made $150 on
that act.
I,ou Holtz received a wire: “Think you
are greatest comedian on American stage.
Great work. Keep it up. Signed, Lou
Holtz.” Holtz put out a reward for the
identification of the sender.
“It's the White Owl Cigar program,”
said Gracie.
“What is?” I inquired, finally finding
voice.
“That my brother is lost from,” Gracie
explained. “You know, Guy Lombardo is
on that program, and he doesn’t know
where my brother is, either.”
"'Hiat’s too bad,” I sympathized.
"Yes,” mused George, “I have lots of
fun. You know, Liebert Lombardo weighs
two hundred pounds and he blows a
trumpet like Camera punches. I sent him
a telegram, ‘Heard you sing MY MOM
and will be out front tonight to hear you
again.’ Next day I sent another telegram.
‘Was out front—don’t do it again.’ I
signed a girl’s name. My life is a gag.”
“George and Jack Benny have a great
palship,” observed (trace seriously.
“What did you buy those three little
pink tablets for in the drug store?”
George demanded seriously.
"To go with my little blue hat,” Grace
snapped back defiantly.
“Oh,” he responded, mollified. “I
thought you wanted to write some let-
ers.”
Would they, I suggested, excuse me? I
had enough material for several inter
views. They had been very gracious,
very helpful. A peddler burst into the
room. He used to be an actor. He rep
resented Vanity Fair.
“What is this, an advertising contract?”
asked George.
“Oh, no, this is an opportunity to get
Vanity' Fair or Vogue for a year at
greatly reduced prices.”
“What magazine do you read, Grace?”
(Jeorge inquired.
”1 buy Vogue.”
“All right, go see my brother. I’ll call
him up. He’ll give you an order.”
George has a brother who isn’t lost.
"Don’t you want Vanity Fair?” the
peddler wheedled.
“Of course not,” Grace answered. “I
only read Vanity Fair.”
Out on Times Square again, the peddler
looked at me and 1 looked at the peddler.
We walked off in opposite directions,
bumping into people. Could it have been,
I wondered, that I had interviewed Burns
and Allen off-stage?
^ 1 I
finishing Our
Man
Friends
A HAPPY
and
PROSPEROUS
NEW YEAR
Old
Heidelberg
Inn
Opening
Oct. 1, 1933
MRS. WILLIS G. WISE
AUGUSTA, GA.
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