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To clubs of five or more, one ( P7
bed Fbkb.
|now and then we hear of something
Lite creditable to Hayes. We see that
ktterson doesn’t think as much of him
> he used to. Truly the prospect is
Brightening.
In yiew of the Louisiana problem,
Jaye’s favorite song just now is said to
“How happy I'd ho with either
Were t’other dear ’Guvnor away.”
The Commission to Louisiana has ho
warrant in law; it is simply a sugges
tion of the President. When it shall
pave performed its mission, the Presi
dent must take tin- responsibility of
|cting. _
The new Chinese coin is the fiftieth
part of a cant in value; and when the
Basket is passed around in a church in
pis country,some men skirmish around
_i their pockets for a nickel and ; regret
Dat it is not a new Chinese coin.
. Herald.
JThe advice, “go to the ant, thou slug
gard” should be changed into “go to
hp snail,” that is if you wish to learn
low te get along in these hard times,
fhe American Faiioi.alisC tells of a
bail that lived from 1859 to 1865 witb-
ut eating anything. Besides, he car-
feed his boarding-house on his back a
bod deal of the time.
! Ben Wade is quoted assaying, allud-
hg to the policy of Mr. Hayes, that
HI ell is paved with rood intentions.”
^Exchange.
I We would most politely and with the
Endest motive suggest to Ben Wade
lathe have written, as a perpetua
naming, upon the tablets of his mind
be following lines, to which he should!
pfer whenever he thinks of “Hell”:
M. DWINELL, PROPRIETOR.
“WISDOM, JUSTICE iS|' MODERATION.”
TWO DOLLARS PER ANNUM.
VOLUME XXXI.
ROME, GEORGIA, WEDNESDAY MORNING, APRIL 25, 1877.
NEW SERIES—NO; 34
A Virginia paper nominates “Blue
Jeans” Williams, present Governor of
Indiana, for President in 1880, and Gov.
Wade Hampton, of South Caiolina,
for Vice President.
General Fitz Lee says he was three
years at West Point with Gov. Nicholls.
He says Nicholls “was popular, strong-
willed, amiable and audacious. If Pack
ard and his friends think they can
‘bull-doz» General NichollB out of the
rights conferred upon him by a major
ity of some ten thousand votes they
will lose time, and, if they shoot, life.”
General News Items,
Last year the New York Times cleared
nearly S13,000 a month.
Indians have begun to go to Nevada
newspaper offices for their news, and
are much less impudent than white sub
scribers.
Of all sad words of tonguoor pen,
The saddest are these: It may yet ha-e Ben !
So long and so uninterruptedly have
Radicals, with a sublime self-com-
icency, contemplated the patiently suf-
ring and tyranized South, that the
ist evidence of justice toward a South-
tier or a Southerner’s State acts upon
em like an electrical shock of surprise,
race Greenwood, writing from Washing-
n to the New York Times, and rather
iggered at Wade Hampton’s reception
ere, says she would not be surprised
encounter any day his Excellency the
-President of !' the ex-Confederacy
piling in front of Sanderson’s with a
St crowd of adorers'about him, peH-
ely contemplating 'the dome of the
pitol, or rather, his own monstrous
iception thereon, the figure of Liberty,
the genius of secession, her skirts
thered up ready to wade into the red
of rebellion, and her head crowned
the national eagle — disembow-
lur Northern “brudderin and sister-
would have it their way—notwith-
inding they know nothing about the
ro, and many of them had never
Sn one—they would have it their
iy,that the negro was simply a “white
in with a black skin”—the difference
ly being skin deep—and hence the
to was as well qualified to vote as
re the “pale-faces.” The following
bn the.New York Tribune would seem
indicate that, though formerly “these
>ple,” as Lee used to call them, liav-
eyes saw not and having ears heard
jt, yet the scales are now dropping
ipping from their eyes, and their ears
recovering their “ear-sight.” The
h'bnue thuses thusly:
Universal suffrage would be an ab-
rditv except upon the theory that it
jnerally results in tlie advancement of
[e intelligent and respectable. A tan-
rity of tne voters, whether virtuous
not, are supposed to understand that
If-interest requires them to entrust
ie Government only to those who are
He to control it. lint the Grant policy
based upon a different principle,
assumed that the great secret of re-
instruction was to take the negro out
the cotton field and put him in the
tte-house, send him a company of
Idlers to hold him fast to his seat,
(d trust to luck for the rest. The
itural results have followed.
| From Calhoun to Patterson ! Fuel
ed desetutus Atcrni! The former
oke at the Nation’s Capital, and the
jlio of those speeches still ring down
|e corridors of time. The latter also
“indulged in a free observation,”
f which the following short extract
6th parentliical explanatory notes, is
Iveri as a sample:
[“You see,” said Patterson,in speaking
f the removal of troops at Columbia,
fou see, our party down there isn’t
ke the party you fellows have been
feed to at the North” (and, for the sake
j suffering humanity, Heaven grant it
say be unlike any party the world
per). “We,that is the Republican par-
t in the South, were created by an act
Congress” (at the instigation of the
evil), “and the negroes associated the
overnment” (mis-Govemment he
bans) “and the troops with the party
ow, if you take the troops away, the
Irty goes up,” (up on the gallows)“for
pe negroes theie think the Govern
ment has deserted them. The Repub-
Icans of the South have shed blood
or the party.” (shed the blood of hogs
nd sheep, Ac., on the dark of the
aoon). “Why this fellow Hampton
|ould put me in the penitentiary if he
fmld”—(could enforce the demands of
pslice.) “They have been saying in
olumbia that they will have to build
|e or two more penitentiaries to ac-
nmodate the carpet-baggers.” (one
two, indeed! Why, Patterson, it
puld, at the lowest calculation,require
i or two dozen more penitentiaries
■ your crowd of scoundrels. Faugh!
at with you and your crew)!
A Virginian has lived thirt-six years
on potatoes and oat-meal, with no
other drink than water.
Gov. Hampton lias called an extra
session of the South Carolina Legisla
ture, to commence Tuesday, April 24.
After mourning only six weeks for
his fourth wife, a Philadelphian of
seventy-three years has taken a fifth
mate, and he happens to be her fourth
husband.
A widow in Iowa, whose husband
was burned to death while under im
prisonment for drunkenness, has ob
tained a judgment for $6,000 against
the man who sold him liquor.
A New York milkmaD has been fined
fifty dollars and sent to jail for thirty
days, in the hope that he will come to
show his pump some mercy.
The wood that will make the best
Cabinet — Hayes’U.— Graphic. Chorus
by the Cabinet: “Down in the Hayes’ll
dell, my Danny’s sleeping; Packard’s
lost and gone.”
Grant’s St. Louis farm is called
“Wishton-Wish.” And Grant has wish-
ton-wish-ed that he had not. spent so much
money on it, for it has been a drain on
him for years.
There is to be a large excursion from
Washington to the Gettysburg battle field
some time during the approaching sum
mer. It is expected that President Hayes
and other government officials will par
ticipate in the excursion.
A girl in Reading, Pa., “has gradual
ly increased in size to an alarming ex
tent. From her head to her feet her
limbs are swollen, and she appears
twice as heavy as she was three weeks
ago, when the fact is she is much light
er, Her skin is drawn tightly over her
flesh, and it more resembles an inflated
bladder than anything else. The'poor
child suffers little pain, but she is great
ly mortified ather shocking appearance.
She says She feels as light as a feather.”
Dr. Muhlenberg’s Love Story.
The Sad Romance With Which President
Buchanan \Vas Also Connected—One Sis
ter lVho Commits Suicide and Another
W ho Died of a Brolren H*»art.
Personal Jottings-
Mrs. Hayes’ nasie is Lucy.
Nicholls’ hair is dashed with gra£.
In Turkey, John Spsjtivis known as
Yoe Seef.
Old Simon Cameron will'accompany
Grant to Europe next month.
Such of the Ohioans as are intimate
with Hayes, address him as “Rud.”
Dr. Mary Walker carries a little
black cane, and her crosses limbs like
a man.
Jimmy Bennett has sent for his yacht
and horses, and will hereaiter bury his
slain in continental Europe.
Hayes can remember a newspaper
man’s face seven years after he has seen
that intellectual front for the first time.
The King of Siam, only twenty-four
years old, has nine wives already,
though he has never so much as heard
of tne Rev. Coliyer.
And now the New York Democrats
propose to put Samuel J. Tilden in the
Senate in the place of Roscoe Conkl-
, whose term expires in March,
1879.
That Mormon Bible.
Model Texas Courtship!
From the Cincinnati Enquirer.]
The title-page reads:
BOOK OF MORMON.
An account written by the .hand of
Grant is to be utilized when hegoes
to Europe next month. He will bear
important dispatches to the United
States loreign ministers and receive pay
for his services as courier.
Speaking of the great men that con
stitute the Hayes Cabinet,the Indepen
dent says: “Every one l as great big
mouths, noses and ears. The size of
the fourteen ears and seven noses of
the Cabinet is something remarkable.
Mr. Evarts’ ears and nose, compared
with his body, are immense.”
Richard King, of Texas, the largest
cattle owner in the world, is a New
Yorker. In 1843 he was second cook
on a steamboat on the Chattahoochee
river. In 1846 he was a pilot on the
Rio Grande. His wealth is estimated
at from two to seven million dollars,
and his stock are counted by the hun
dreds of thousands.
Charles Bergot, the aged ne vspaper
carrier of San Francisco, is dead. The
Post says of him: “Year in and year
out he peddled papers at the ferry
landing, and accumulated between
$12,000 and $15,000. The old man
made but few friendships, but found
himself constantly pestered by people
who were anxious to give him a home-
This so worried him that during Mayor
Alvord’s term of office he applied for
admission to the alms-house, stating
that he would pay his board and leave
his property to the State.”
Where Grant Wooed Julia Dent
and Chopped Wood.—Gen. Grant has
been visiting his Missouri homestead,
which is about five miles out of St.
Louis. It was the home of the Dent
family, and it was there that Lieut.
Grant, when on duty at Jefferson bar
racks, not many miles distant, wooed
and won Julia B. Dent, who has made
him such a devoted wife. After be re
signed his commission old Mr. Dent
gave the young couple eighty acres of
timber land, and the future General
and President used to chop wood, pile
it up in cords and haul it to St. Louis,
where he would drive about the streets
until he could find a customer. He
found it hard, however, to make both
ends meet, and endeavored in 1855 to
get appointed county-surveyor, but the
justices of the Superior Court preferr
ed anotheif candidate.—Charleston News
& Courier.
Vice President Wheeler-
Remarkable Revelation — He Washes Ills
Hands of the Louisiana Commission
Humbug.
Newark Daily Journal.]
The Malone (N. Y.) Gazette, a paper
published at Mr. Wheeler’s home,
makes the very remarkable statement
that not only has Mr. Wheeler washed
hiB hands entirely of that Louisiana
commission hnmbug, contrary to the
rep.rts heretofore circulated, but that
“no man in the country was more sur
prised that Louisiana’s vote was count
ed for Hayes than William A. Whee
ler.” The Gazette adds, with empha
sis : “He expected and predicted that
the Electoral Commission would throw
it out entirely. This statement will
not be disputed.”
Mormon, upon plates taken from the
plates ef Nephi. Wherefore, it is an
abridgement of the Record of the Peo
ple of Nephi, &c.. * * * *
Also, a record of the People of Jaree,
which were scattered at the time the
Lord confounded the language of the
people when they were building a toW'
er to get to heaven, Ac. * * 11
By JOSEPH SMITH, Jun.,
Author and proprietor.
Printed by E. B. Grandin, for the
Author.
Palmyra, New York, 1830.
The book contains 58S pages, plain
print, and is prefaced by Smith’s blun
dering excuse concerning the 116 pages
which Mrs. Harris burned up, and
which are, of course, not found in this
body of Smith’s divinity, At the end
of the book the testimony of the “Three
Witnesses,” Cowdery, Whitmer and
Harris, is appended; also a certificate
to the same purpose, signed by four
Whitmers, one Page and three Smiths!
These testimonials are a mere blind,
bad in grammer, irrevelant in fact—
and evidently written by the same
hand.
Joe was a notorious loafer, spending
his time about the saloons or along the
creeks, in the woods digging out wood
chuck, reading bad novels, joining a
Methodist church occasionally, and in
yanking a quarter whenever he could
by telling fortunes. At the age of
twenty-five he was according to old
man Smith, the genus of the family,
long, lank, limber and lazy; his face
the color of a brick-yard, and a con
science that enabled him to achieve the
reputation of the most facile liar in
Palmyra.
He kept his sacred documents at
home, covered up in a box. To keep
off some of the credulous and prevent
meddling. Joe affirmed that instant
death would end the days of any one
who should dare to look upon the plates
from which he was translating. This
answered the purpose very well until
Hussey *and Van Draver offered to run
the risk and loolc at the mysterious
book. Joe objected; but, before he
conld prevent, Hussey snatched off the
cover, saying: “Egad! 111 see the crit
ter, live or die!” Joe’s Bible proved to
be a large tile ! Joe said the joke was
on them, and, all taking a drink, the
affair passed off with a laugh. In the
summer of 1S30 the first edition came -
from the press, and Harris was happy.
Smith had a revelation that the Bibles
should be sold'at $1 25 each.
From New Yoxk World.]
The fact of an interesting but sad
romance connected -vith the early life
of the late Dr. William A. Muhlenberg
has often been hinted at, but its full de
tails had never before been published
until they appeared in the obituary no
tice of the distinguished clergyman
and philanthropist as published in the
last number of the Lancaster (Pa.) In
telligencer. The engagementof marriage
between James Buchanan—then a
young lawyer of Lancaster—and the
beautiful Miss Ann Coleman, of that
place, was terminated by the suicide of
the hapless young lady, ^because, it is
said, her parents objected to the mar-
raige. A similar attachment existed
between her sister, Miss Sarah H. Cole
man, and Mr. Muhlenberg, at that time
—fifty years ago—rector of St. James'
Church in Lancaster. Her father,
Robert Coleman, a proud and wealthy
citizen of the town, also objeced to this
marriage, although he had been main
ly instrumental in calling the young
rector to his charge. His course pro
duced an unpleasant feeling in the
church and the congregation divided
into two parties, espousing the cause of
the rector and the haughty father re
spectively. While partisanship was
still running high Miss Coleman died
—of consumption, as her parents said,
but of a broken heart as believed by
most people of the town. This event
but intensified the division in the
church, of which Mr. Coleman was a
leading member, and on June 19th
1826, Mr. Muhlenberg communicated
to the vestry his intention to resign on
account of reasons which it was unnec
essary for him to slate. A committee
of five was appointed to confer with
him with a view to get him to reconsid
er his detemination, but with thanks for
their kindness he declined to do so in a
more lengthy letter, in which he stated
that his course was taken after due de
liberation and that it was not necessary
for him to enter into details regarding
his motives; he trusted they were pure
and such as he could think of with
complacency “in reference to the great
day of accounts.”
At the same meeting a communica
tion was received from Mr. Edward
Coleman, brother of Miss Sarah Cole
man, the reading of which was deferred
until a future meeting. On June 26,
1826, the vestry received the more pe
remptory resignation of their rector,
dated New York, June 16, and asking
that it be received at once. It was ac
cepted, and the wardens were instruct
ed to draft a reply expressing the sor
row of the church at his resignation.
Afterwards, at this same meeting, the
letter of Edward Coleman, previously m,
** announced to ! gfjjj2mmp(mnd of the
the vestry that in the event of all con- * .
nection between the Rev. -Mr. Muhlen-
burg and St. James’ Church being dis
solved, absolutely and forever, on or
before July 1, and not thereafter, the
sum of $5,000 (which, but for circum
stances not necessary now to dwell
upon, would have been left to the
church by our departed sister, Sarah
H. Coleman,) will be placed in the
hands of the trustees for the benefit of
the church by her heirs and legal rep
resentatives.” The offer was signed by
Edward Coleman, for himself and the
other heirs of his deceased sister.
A committee was appointed to in
form Mr. Coleman that such a dissolu-
toin of the connection between Mr.
Muhlenberg and the church had taken
place, and the trustees of the church
were ready to receive the money. Mr.
James Hopkins protested against the
appointment of such a committee, and
before the resolution to answer Cole
man’s letter passed he withdrew from
the meeting. At a vestry meeting, held
June 30, a memorial was presented,
signe.1 by Sarah Yeates, Margaret Yea-
tes and Catharine Yeates, requesting
the vestry to pas a resolution that Mr.
Muhlenberg should always be invited
to preach in St. James’ pulpit when
ever it was unoccupied. They said in
their letter that they had not had lime
to procure other signers, but they had
no doubt this was the wish of a major
ity of the congregation. To this the
vestry resolved to respectfully answer
that Air. Muhlenberg would always
have the courtesy shown him that other
protestant Episcopal clergymen receiv
ed, but they did not think it necessary
to pass such an unusual motion.
Against such treatment of Mrs. and the
Misses Yeates Mr. Hopkins again pro
tested, as disrespectful to the memorial
ists and discourteous to Mr. Muhlen
berg.
So the matter seems to have rested;
but although Mr. Muhlenburg often af
terward preached in the church, he
always stood in the chancel and never
again occupied the pulpit. The $5,000
gift was accepted and paid, the com
mittee, appointed to confer wish Mr.
Coleman reporting that in the prosecu
tion of their labors they had encoun
tered grave difficulties, “busy-bodies
and tale-bearers had infused an acrimo
ny into the unfortunate business, which
otherwise it would not have partaken
of.” The committee had endeavored
to assuage this and hoped that its as
perities would be softened, but they
had only measurably succeeded, and a
condition of strife prevailed which was
much to be deplored.
With Dr. Muhlenberg’s death the
last of the actors in this hapless drama
has passed away.
In the rectorship of St. James’Church
Mr. Muhlenburg was succeeded in Oc
tober, 1826, by Rev. Levi T. Ives, of
Trinity Church, Southwark, Philadel
phia. who resigned in about a year to
accept a call to a church in this city.
He^at on one side the room in a big
white oak rocking chair. She on the
other i^e in a little white oak rocking
chair.- A long-eared deer hound snap
ping aflgfties was by hiB side; a basket
of nnitf in, by hem - BothiroCktd iliwjn ’
santiy—that is the young pepple—not
Wild Horses—How They are
Captured in Colorado.
Sto
ry, Old Testament and "New, Watt’s
Hy ms, Shakespeare, Robinson Crusoe,
and John Smith. It is beneath all
sholarly criticism, and if the reading
of it were not attended by harmless
stupefaction of the mental faculties,the
sale of it would be an indicatable of
fense—obtaining money under false
representations. As a curiosity in the
department of human credulity, no
one can object to the Mormon Bible.
Capital Punishment—Ancient
and Modern.
Crucifixion was a very ancient pun
ishment The Syrian, Jews, Egyptians,
Persians, and especially the Carthagi
nians, used it But in no part of the
ancient world was this punishment so
generally resorted to as in the Roman
Empire, where it was regarded as the
most infamous of deaths. By the Ro
man law the culprit was scourged pre
viously to the crucifixion, either in the
prretorian or on the way to the place of
execution. On his arrival there he was
stripped of his garments, and then
either nailed or tied by the hands and
feet to the cross, or, as sometimes hap
pened, only fastened to it, by ropes.
In order to hasten death, it was the
practice to Ireak the legs, or to pierce
the body of the sufferer with a spear.
By the Jewish law it was ordained that
the body of the culprit should be re
moved from the cross on the day of his
execution ; but the Romans frequently
allowed it to hang until it dropped
piece-meal to the ground.
Among the Greeks capital punish
ment was inflicted by the regular kill
ing, or as in the case of Socrates, by or
dering that the victim should drink a
bowl of hemlock, which is poisonous.
The ancient Isrealites stoned their cul
prits to death, and in Rome certain
criminals weie destroyed by throning
them from the Tarpeian Rock.
In England, during the middle ages,
death was the ordinary punishment
for all felonies; but if the culprit could
read, he escaped with life on a first
conviction. In the British army and
navy, within the present century, boI-
diers and sailors haye been literally
Hogged to death with a cat o-nine-tails.
Sometimes 1,000 lashes were ordered.
The infliction, though much mitigated,
is still continued in the British military
and naval service. In the American it
has been humanely abolished within
ihe last thirty years.
During the first French revolution
what was facetiously called “Republi
can marriages” (where two persons of
different sexes, bound together by strong
cords, were cast into the river Rhone at
Lyons and left to drown) were outrages
upon humanity.
Formerly, in Scotland, culprits’ heads
were chopped off by the maiden. It
was an old contrivance revived, having
been used in Persia in early times. In
Italy its name was manuaja, and cul
prit-nobles had the privilege of being
decapitated by it, and a similar instru
ment had been previously used in Ger
many. In France, in 1632, a Due De
Montmorenci had been executed by a
similar intrument at Toulouse, and a
century back the Dutch employed it in
executions. Therefore in October, 1790,
when Joseph Ignace Guillotin, a physi
cian of Paris, proposed to the National
Assembly there the use of the behead
ing instrument which perpetuates his
name, he only improved bn an old idea.
—Troy'Times. j
d basket,-
out the west window at'a'
7e tree; she sighs lightly
out the east window at a tnr-
At last he remarks:
is mighty good weather topiqk
;—if we' only had any to
king continUES. - ,iLl
our dogXoame : 5 i,
M
of (
who good fur?” skid
y. & '■ ’•■ tnq j-L J
log, Coony.”; . . ■ -
[c^half’an’h'Snr' . ' j H
like a deer dog?”
like a deer dog?”
J .'V
“He a—hut he’s kinder bellowsed
an’ gitfrn’ an’ slow now. An’ he ain’t
no cju t on a cold trail.”
In the quiet ten minutes that ensued
she took two stitches in her quilt; -it
was a girgeous affair; that quilt was 1
made I r the pattern called “Rose
Sharon ” She is very particular ab
the nomenclature of her quilts, a
frequently walked fifteen miles to ge
new pattern with a “real purty name.
“Your ma raising many chickens ?”
“Forty odd.”
Then inore rocking, and 'somehow; 1.
after awhile the big rocking chair and
the little chair ’ were jammed side b;
side. I don’t know how it happened
lave been caused by some pe-
in the floor, or by the natural •.
attraction one chair bad for. 1
>ui strange to Bay, the basket
of wortf had followed the little chair
and the little chair had traveled as fast
as the big one! Coony had not moved;
he lay in the same place sound asleep,
and he was talkink in his sleep—that
is, giving faint irregular barks at the
possums he beheld in his dreams. ■ Af
ter a wLile.’ the cenversation is re
sumed. : : • '•* “j
“Howmany has your ma got?”
“How many what?”o*t.;«iff Iaac*s
‘filla »
Denver Tiitraoc.}
The Tribune yesterday published! a
short notice of the capture of wild horees
iii. Northern Colorado. The Laramie
County Express has a longer notice, and
as the article is an interesting one, 'we
publish the facts;
Sheriff Coou, ’ W. F. Scribner, \V. P.
Morgan, Thomas! Ernest, and Steve and
Charley George, were.the parties inter
ested, and they were out last week.
They went some’twenty-five miles north
east of Fort Collins, and a few miles
saafcof-PieroeBiiatjbD, on the Denver and
railroads. Hwe they made their
tha campaign.,..Within
Itefe, failed to
finally sue.
ring'twj fiead. A r wo of these,
qweveiyhive thetbfand * IJcClel-
ythd} • f ha.-f'.v i.
L d A great.: OTH..-, «**>,
Borne of them woe very valuable ones,
and were fleet of.foot. They had attract
ed the a ttention-and; challenged thejad-
miration pfitber entire party. One was a
black. vareplmtg^wfeU proportioned
** ’ 'jWJhSJTMn,-«w» ; over.*
oould not catchher. With
r a* coif, which seemed, to
fall-blooded 'Norman. These two are
liable stock, if they could be
The Other horse was a dark
.t wpuld not weigh much o<
“ pounds. -His mane, reat
‘ rees and his fnretop to
resembles ’ a Shetland
saiddto be a: beauty. ..One
.which,seemed;
btedly contained many .
magnel
anothi
‘•Chi.
“Nigh on to a hundred.”
By this time the chairs are so close
together that rocking is impossible.
“The ininks has eat most all of ours-”
Then**, long silence reigns. At last
he observes:
low Rose of the Paraiy ?”
“No.”
More silence; then he says:
“Do you like cabbage ?”
“I do that”
Presently his hand is accidentally
placed on hers. She does not know .'it;
at least, doesnot seem aware ofit Then
after a half hour spent in sighs, cough
ing and clearing of throats, he suddenly
says:
“I’se great mind to bite you.”
“What you great a-mind to bite me
fur?”
“Kase you won’t have me.”
“Kase you ain’t axed me.”
“Well, now I ax yon.”
“Then, now, I has you.”
Then Coony dreams he hears a sound
of kissing.
The next day the young man goes to
Tigerville after a marriage license.
Wednesday the following week. No
cards.
A Slight Mistake.
The’ Russian Consols are all leaving
Turkey; the Russian officials are ready
to embark for Odessa, at Constantinople;
the Forte “trusts in God” to help it, ana
the gates of Janus Quirinus are open.
War can not be averted in southeastern
Europe.—Courier-Journal.
The present Archbishop of Dublin,
the gifted author of the work so wide
ly known on the “Study of Words,” is
not in very robust health, and has been
for many years apprehensive of paraly
sis. At a recent dinner in Dublin,
riven by the Lord Lieutenant of Ire
land, his grace sat on the right of his
hostess, the Duchess of Abercom. In
the midst of the dinner the company
was startled by seeing the Archbishop
rise from bis seat, and still more star
tled to hear him exclaim, in a dismal
and sepulchral tone, “It has come! it
has come!”
“What has come, your Grace?”
eagerly cried half a dozen voices from
different parts of the table.
“What I have been expecting fer.
twenty years,” solemnly answered the
Archbishop—“a stroke of paralysis. I
have been pinching myself for the last
twenty minutes and find myself entire
ly without sensation.”
“Pardon me, my dear Archbishop,”
said Duchess, looking up to him with a
somewhat quizzical smile—“ on me
for contradicting, but •* ' . that you
have been, piixhir-- "
A Logical Puzzle.
A law student, just ready to gradu
ate, agreed to give his instructor the
proceeds of his first successful case.
The young lawyer evaded the prom
ise by refnsing to plead a case.
The old lawyer sued the young law
yer for a breach of contract, and each
one managed his own case in court.
Said the old lawyer to the judge.: “It
you allow my claim to be a good one,
then the moDey becomes mine by your
decision. If you refuse my claim then
my young friend has won his first suc
cessful case, and the money becomes
mine by previous agreement I am,
therefore, sore of the money in either
event”
The young man said to the lawyer:
“If you sustain my defense, then you
decide that I need pay nothing. If, on
the other hand, your ruling is against
me, then I have not won my first, suc
cessful case, and therefore nave no debt
to pay. I am therefore secure against
payment, however this suit be deci
ded.”
Where now is the flaw in these ar
guments and which lawyer is the Saw
yer?
caused ai _
vertised In a
-tWO.:
yey,
lit TJkyl
elopement of 1
decided to leave - 1 _
^parpoaffc ttepxJeaahPsnacttowj
i the" direction
as wild as antelope,
ff to get near the lat-
_ ed -with the former,
conceal himaelf behind
a as near to the herd
like lightning,
in of it
tiaie
must be lost, or-the wild animals
scape. His companions, however,
.ssist in the mad ride back to camp,
rhich is an attempt to drive the game
a to a corral. If successful, then the
fork of roping the animals is commenced,
nd a right lively little job it generally!
ropstto hfc -afc a
The wildest of the horses were
lie weakest, and thus all were d
own without much trouble. The same
-ariies have in contemplation’ another'
antere long.
te;-Bg|
Painless Surgery .Described.
MgfewWFlarirggteo a■■
fo t Removed by tie‘•Bloodless Proienrv
' and-Kot a Drop of BlotdSpUt.
j5 *« + • mmtm _ ‘
Minneapolis T*lV«n»]
That many wonderful achievements
in surgery have been accomplished ol
late oar readers are well aware. Min
neapolis surgeons are not behind the
times, by any means. They are a wide
awake body of men, who are ever on
the alert for new and improved meth
ods of performing the work falling to
their lot, and some of them are always
trying to perfect the facilities at band.
ScrgeTy has been perfected to such an
extent that a limb may be amputated
without the large loss of blood and con
sequent danger that formerly made the
thought anything but pleasant to con
template. The process now becoming
very popular is that technically known
as toe “bloodless process.” Its advan
tages have been spoken of before, and
now another case comes to our notice
whereby a very delicate operation has
been performed without the loss of a
single drop of blood.
It will be remembered that a lad of-
thirteen years of age, named William
Dunn, and a son of Frank Dnnn, en
gineer on the C. M. St. P. and M. Rail
road, was sg unfortunate as to have bis
heel crushed beneath the wheels of a
train. Mortification set in and ampu
tation became necessary. The opera
tion was performed last evening. The
“bloodless bandage” was used, and with
most astonishing result. Drs. Ames,
Salisbury and Webb performed the
operation of taking off the right foot
During the cutting process not a drop
of blood was seen. The little fellow is
now doing remarkably well, and the
doctora are jubilant over their success.
It certainly is a most wonderful
achievement.
This process has been emploved by
these physicians for some time past,
but this is the greatest success yet per
formed by its use.
Grant’s Third Term Again.
How Wade Won the Heiress.
Lna.
ISffr
-. • corpus case of peculiar ic-
tetost came before D. J. Brewer, Asso
rts Justice of the Kansas Supreme
Unurt at Leavenworth. last week. Four
mother, 1 and' marryingia ”yoiia&
named Walter Wade.
The happy groom, who
; extracts, made
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»• percent, additional epee table rates.
Strngglii g for a Baby.
* Beoher’e Wife In Texas Before tie Bench
-Salomon’s Judgment Implored.
From the He* York,Hern».I.
Mbs Oara Xavkr, daui
late William Taylor,- fi' wealthy tin
smith, who resided 'at’No. r *204 Bedford
avenue, and an henoB in her own right
of $100,000 r bss caused, a-flutter-of
citement in fashionable circlss; by,Jt
to^secured.aj)a'by from the Kansas
L^xpe £or the Friendless and palmed it
k• * ’, Her reason for adopt-
of a congressional Sandaischool-anq;* if^ihe child was that being childleU
TnAnnfflPinMIt AT flow/tmn* awtimsUa Rno Wants J 1 : - mi . . I. r
she wanted an heir. The story runs
effect that her husband’s’ father
-ho is very wealthy, offered 85,000
‘ «>,npk) upon , the birth of a
ice ..the deception .was
eiudm^d her .husband ■
[kas 'he? hwn,' .’
was not right/- 1
*8*r umnutoYaquiries inAitnted or -
■for ti-divorce" which is now '.pehd*v:
fear the child iqjghl be spirited
a Writ was issued, Hester A.
’ .claims :Jfltbe its mother also. ,
mmni mm -in court', and the
; enacted were-very affeCtihg i . , '
Hull implored tiie judge to give
the'ibaby,-protestingthat it would.:!
' handed over to strangers. She
teously— The ablest counsel of
-anil Missouri have been tetain:
E pip
Ex-Gov. Brown
health, and his-fnends
siyeas to-the final result*
bus service during thewar i
Btotfrtfac,
"Tk is®
strain. .
am. h
■variea ..
have profjan tcr-be too
'for hidi ifwhlwinpdi overworked4:
ithj which!, is huge' (the jaw is" as’,
broad as a man’s)- and conspicuously --
--...filled with strong .white teeth. The
upa- lips, are particularly firm- and full, with
r the jaw indicating decision of charatSK ^
’anjardjmt'temperament Thefopi- .
Dead! is broad aqd smooth, and ej»- ri
browaxe'reguter. The eyes are' large
but: deeply set,' and are of that ge-D
culisr gray which does not mean. a r ’ }
twilight depth of blue, or an azure light ,
ef gray; Tfiigr. ate a,decided gray, ad-;.
mittini’.ofall.the steel tints from that- 1
of cola metal to the gleam and glitter'
of the polished ore; Hr-the glow of
California ere this but -far- the'desire
of hisl father toimvejiim reasrinrhere
and take charg- -* ’ ”—
in the event’he
health.
Modesty Under Difficulties,
-The heroism of Cliff SaundeiB, at the
SL* Louis fire, a Globe-Democrat reporter,
Mr. Milesjpraises in the highest degree.
He succeeded, at imminent risk Of his
life, in throwing a rope from a ladder
to a man in a window in a wing, of the
honse, who threw it to the story above,
where seven servant girls were huddled
in terror. The girls caught the rope,
and were thus enabled to draw a ladder
to their window, and by its aid escaped
from the burning rain. One of the
girls in descending the ladder had her
night dress blown- over her head, dis
closing more of her anatomy than was
consistent with modesty. She at once
climbed back into the window again,
and did not come down again until
several of her companions had pro
ceeded her. When she reached the
ground she was asked why Bhe had
acted so singularly. She replied that
she felt so ashamed that she went back
in the belief that by getting some of the
other girls to descend ahead of her, the
crowd wonld be unable to tell which of
them had been exposed by the rnde
wind. Snch incomparable modesty is
truly wonderful.
A Nice Legislature in Sonth
“ Carolina. .. • t-v
This certainly promises to be a good
year for fools.- The Washington cor
respondent of the Boston Journal say a:
“A clique of office-holders under Presi
dent Grant, who did all in their power
to secure his renomination at Cincin
nati last June, and who had some hopes
that a state of affairs would arise which
would prolong his term of office after
the 4th of March last, have commenced
organized efforts for a third term for
Grant They are cautiously sounding
all.(Republicans who were friendly to
Grant, and enlisting them by promises
of office- Meanwhile the General is to
go’ abroad, and they will be able to
make all sorts of promises without his
being called upon to indorse them.
This may seem visionary, but it is
nevertheless true.”
Kentucky stock raisers will now have
the felicity of exhibiting their stock to
the Commissioners from the Japenese
Government, Messrs. D. W. Ap-Jones,
Oku, Okada and Haseewaga, who are
abont to purchase thoroughbred horses,
Durham and Ayrshire cattie for breeding
purposes in Japan.
Six Thousand Dollars on a Body.—
Officer Hogan found the body of James
Howie bf 144 Mulberry street floating
under the wharf at the foot of Gold
street, Brooklyn, yesterday morning,
and removed it to the Morgue. A belt
of chamois leather next the skin con
tained a bladder in which was $6,000
in Unitecf States Government bonds.
In the vest pocket were a silver watch,
$44,62 in money, and’an old clay pipe.
Howie was a slater. He went from
his boarding house on Saturday night.
He was a Scotchman and had, it is
skid, no Relatives in this country.—N.
YTSun:
The President’s Mail.—The Presi
dent’s mail is something Burprising.
Usually the lettere for the Executive
mansion are carried from postoffice by
a messenger on hoiseback, an orderly
who waits at ihe President’s door to do
his errands* hut, since the 4th of March,
has beep necessary to send it down
'mja^ragMi specially detailed from the
postoffice department for that purpose.
You may break and scatter tb* Rad* aa yea will,
But the odor iTAfirique will linger there still; t
The following extract from Hamp
ton’s Columbia speech ’will show there
is very much more of truth than poe
try in the above couplet:
I requested of the President that the
troops should not be removed until I
got here. When that order comes, let
nobody go to that State-house. Just let
it stand until I wantit, and ! will tell
you when I want it. I carried a letter
to the President from' a Federal soldier
who had been stationed -in - the State-
house. He said tfce place was so filthy,
and so fall of vermin, that he wanted
to get away from there. I want the
fire-engines to play their streams
through it for awnile, and to have the
penitentiary convicts scour and|fumi-
gute it, and then we will have a nice
Legislature and all will go on peacea
bly. ...
He Takes His Place With the
Goats
Hayes evaded a -duty torday which
will shake Methodism from its center
to circumference - In company with
Mrs. Hayes he went to Church as usual,
joined in the singing and gave vent fo
one or two fervent amens when the
brother brought in a good point
When divine service was over commu
nion was announced, and all in good
standing in the Church wer*’ invited to
remain and partake of the solemn sym
bols. The wicked and worldly got up
and left, and Rutherford and bis wife,
instead of remaining with the lambs of
the fold, marched out whih the goats.
This circumstance, quite a small one
with men of -the world, has created
quite a flutter £snd the question which
now agitates the dominie and the lay
men is, “What shall he do to be saved?”
—Cincinnati Enquirer.
Expecting a Vassal and Seeing a
Peer.—-The Indianapolis Sentinel says
some of the Republican paper* are mad
with Hampton for Ma “indiscretion.”! It
adds: “His trip to Washington was as
unlooked for as the eccentric movements
of comets. They were looking for a vassal
and the first they'knew-.a peer walked
along. If he wbeldha+b dhtf omaested
to a “Commission,” and kept perfectly
quiet wMIe they swindled him ont of Ms
election, then he would have been once
more the “brave” and “patriotic Hamp
ton.”
, — case being con.
~
I j How Mrg Hayes Lookf*
llZ - «”sH
I firs. Bayes is of medium height and - -
sly built Her head'and matures
l fkr is her waist, and her
a-'fisel-arr in proportion. Bhe
i magnificent suit of ha
5 ante black, and is
zo Itis>so
r such as animated her
i Inauguration-Day and at her first
iblic reception,-her- eyes looked as
ack as night, and they had such a -
‘ i as is rarely seen. She made r no.
Tweed and His “Pals.”
The “Boss” Goes Bock Upon the Stares of
the Ring.
New York, April 17.—Tweed has
made a confession going back to 1867.
Oakey Hall’s name figures in the nar
rative. Many names and corrupt ex
penditure of much money are mention
ed. The names include Woodin, Frost,
Ell wood, Brand, Winslow, Wood, Blood
Morgan, all members of tne Senate. It
gives the circumstances of the division
of the spoils between himself, Hall,
Sweeney, Connolly and Woodward. It
implicates Garvey, Ingersoll, Davidson
Watson and a majority of the members -
of the board of supervisors, among
them John Fox, James Hayes, Henry
Smith and Isaac J. Oliver. Mayor
Hall’s proportion was ten per cent He
shared throughout in all the profits,
was in full collusion with the various
details of the fraud, and was fully
awareof the fraudulent nature of the
contracts presented for his signature.
The New Comet.—The Rochester
Union prints the following: A new
comet was discovered in Europe yes
terday morning, but when or by whom
is unknown to me. It was immediate
ly cabled to Professor Henry, who in
great kindness telegraphed the same to
me. Armed with this intelligence, I
commenced search for it at 2:30
o’clock this morning, or as soon as it
was above the horizen, and succeeded
in finding it in a few minutes. It is a
beautiful comet, and I think is going to
be brighter. It is jast visible to the
naked eye, and will show well in an
opera-glass. Its motion is almost ex
actly toward or from ns; consequently
its apparent motion is very slow. Dur
ing the hour and a half that I watched
it it had moved a hardly perceptible
amount toward Alpha Cygni. ItB po
sition at discovery was: Right aseen-
sion, 28h. 8m.; declination, 15h. 6m.—
or in the Constellation Pegasns. It lias
a short, wide tail, and beam magnifying
well. It will show better to-morrow,
morning as the moon wille bless bright
and rise later.
Lewis Rwtft. .
Rochester, April, 7, 1877.
A Bit of Judicial History. The
Washington National R-j Mean gives
Judge Mackey, of South Carolina, as
authority for this interesting little h i
of secret thisory: Aftei the fciq itine
Court of South Carolina had rendered
decision in the case that virtually
recognized Gen. Wade Hamilton as
Governor of the State, Judge Wright,
colored, one f the two members of the
court (the third being sick) was induc
ed to reverse his action upon the assur
ances of Senator Patterson that if he
did so he wonld be rewarded^ by the
appointment of Associate Justice of the
Supreme Court of the United ’ States.
Judge Wright, firmly crediting Senator
Patterson’s representations, forthwith
recalled his assent to the decision in
question, and came to Washington pre-
paren to don his black gown and warm
the seat vacated by Jndge Davis. He
failed to connect
Damages for an Accident Eighteen
Years ago.—The Griffin News says:
“Eighteen years ago Anna Chambers,
of Bamesville, then a child five years
It of age, while playing on a turn table of
the Thomaston and Bamesville Rail-
rail Company, located at Bamesville,
with other childem, had one of her
limbs crushed in the revolving of the
table upon which she was riding. The
result was the loss of the limbs by am
putation. A years or two ago Miss
Chambers attained her majority, and
has brought suit against the compray
for $20,000 damages for the injury.”
sotblvythat in the day time B locks! -
■k and precise in contrast with her ’
'olive complexion. The most- ’
crominenf feature of her face is the’-*