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“WISDOM, JUSTICE AND MODERATION.”
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VOLUME XXXI.
ROME, GEORGIA, WEDNESDAY IVjORNING, MAY 23, 1877.
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NEW SERIES-NO. 38
linn .Tolm II. Caldwell, "f Alabama,
v iU be’a tan.lL’ati- f-r Clerk of the next
After Joe 1 frown made lii.-t recent at-
upon Gordon he went to the Hot
, thus keeping in hot water all
me.
i the last
the ti
Pas ha nr bashaw 1 accent n:
(•liable like "pshaw'. : s th
ay hich functionary in 'Iff!
ailit.arv or naval.
i vil.
n that
A cnil-blain is a sore aline
disables one from walking: but a
im-bkne is wot - t d unless pot rid
vill prev't -. t! country Tri m
“ke.piiv: "t "s l.e- much
W.
it stated that the army will
reduced to the extent of 2,.TOO men
account of the lack of funds to keep
tbe military establishment after
y—and thus we have an evidence
tlie blessings of poverty.
Red path, writing about the career of
Republican parly in South < ’arolina
ys, “the I.cfi.-hiture was little Irsi
den of thieves " "Little less” it
>d! It would take a powerful mi
ipe to see that “little less. ’
the
Bivchcr made ?G1 d < <» las! veer, by
thirty-nine !mro. W1-- • wr one
think- of lb •< !;.!• n.akintr so much
v. oi o think* at tin .--mio tune about
Ho' eves and camels ai d bravmly
jiro-pccts. and all dial. Pt eulia r . isn I
At a in Cl.lea;*o ■ 1 1 ...•hd flit
tle of Mr. A hirer Sirav.s. f"ltv-live . ows
I heift r= h.roue' * at; nveiai.r of- PIS .S
noil. And tlm- in tba* market Straws
\hi, li wav th ■ wir.l l.h n = ; yet it
rather strr.ngo that while tbe wind
wavs raises s'raws. in this case Straws
to have “raised the wind.
An English woman, who was horn
vithout arms, has just had twins. She
: her wedding ring on her toe, and
all the housework with her feet
itli 'a dexterity that is surprising.
How she will manage to nurse her
vin babies is a problem yet to be
•d.—Kr. For the sake of the ba
bies, we hope she'll find some way to
rtoe the mark" and accomplish the
Kyi/.
I The New York Bay Bool:, in com,
nicnting on Toombs’ recent letter in
reference to the Convention pays this
BistinguisheJ Georgian the following
(compliment: “Robert Toombs is the
aHlect on this continent;
ith all the breadth and depth of a
^Webster, he has a brightness and versa-
itv vastly surpassing that of the pon-
New Englander, and though
this brilliant and mighty
fltellectu.nl force is sadly to erred by
ccentricities ol judgmeni as well as
(speech, it is areal calamity to this pen-
jeration of Americans when such a man
[is lost to the public councils."
The new expedition to capture Pono-
i is reported under the leadership of a
[gentleman well know in California aod
| the Southwest, who was the yourgest
' member of William \\ alker s ill starred
tpedition to Costa Rica, and who,
[long afterwards, at the head of about
[eighty Americans, seized the Govern-
1 men' of Guatemala and held it nearly
(two years* A joint stock company is
formed ostensibly to settle Orezora, sev
eral hundred thousasd dollars home
subscribed by Han Francisco. N(w A n:k
and Phiadclphia railroad capitalists.
Three columns will start: one from
Yuma, one by stage from Han Francsico,
and one from El l’aso.
Here is an item that we commend to
the attention of our public-spirited citi
zens. Let them make known to the
world the attractive features of this part
of Georgia, its resources and capacities,
and no work will ntorespcedily he reward
ed than this. The Chronicle awl Coiistitu■
tivimiifl says a gentleman of that city has
received a letter “front a prominent Pol
ish exile in Washington city,stating that
two hundred and ninety-three families in
Russian Poland, with an average of one
thousand dollars to the family, were desi
rous of immigrating to the United States,
and asking for information in regard to
land, climate, productions, etc., in Geor'
fiht.''
WAR SF.HS,
No great battle is reported by the
latest cable grams. The Russians have
not yet crossed the Danube, but are
making preparations to do so, and may
attempt it at any moment. The Turk
ish Commanders of the fortressi s South
of the Danube, have issued orders urg
ing the people to move back—farther
South—to the Ralkan mountains. Su-
kumkaleh, in the South of Russia, on
the east coast of the Black Sea has been
captured by the Turks ar.d revolting
Circassians, the garrison was massacred
ar.d the town burnt. The armies
about Kars in Turkey in Asia are
statu quo.
SOME THINGS FOR FAlt HER* TO
THINK ABOUT.
We wish to call the attention of our
planter friends to an article in this pa-
per headed “The Effect of the European
A\ ar in this Country.” It is generally
conceded that the first and most pal
pable efiect will be to depreciate cot
ton and enhance breadstuff's. In this
section, most of the crops are planted ;
but even now, much can bo done to in
crease the supply of provisions. Thous
ands of acres can yet be sown in peas,
or planted in corn or sorghum.
Of the latter, many were afraid last
fall, that it would be a drug in the
market, but it retails now in Rome,
at TO cents a gallon.
In some places there is a poor stand
of cotton ; fill in with corn, and it may
even yet he well to cross off your cot
ton with corn. Our advice is to in
crease your provision crop in every
way that you may find practical. Each
man can be ajudge’foi himself howto
lo it. _
THE MInT.hTMOVEMENT,
Tiie “On to Sonora” begins to cause
so little sensation at Washington. Ex-
I’resident I.erdo is to take a sort of be
nevolent interest in tbe movement,
ar.d, in consideration of the moral in
fluence he is to Iqnd to the plan, he is
promi-ed to be reinstated in the Mexi
can Presidential chair when Diaz shall
have been disposed of. There is one
thing that casts a slight shadow over
the rosy-liued dreams about this on to
Honoia: No sooner shall the Mexicans
realize that an American invasion of
their soil is the order of the day, than
they will speedily forget all their dif
ferences, and Clericals, Conservatives
and Radicals will lock shields against
the common foe, will present one un
broken front, and what was tnought
would be hut an exciting expedition,
with just enough danger to give zest to
the movement assumes a more serious
and tragical aspect, and the blood-
sm-rf-d standards of grim visaged war
nr.ee more are seen waving along the
Rio Grande.
This thing of stepping over into a
l.f ipl.orit.g country and pocketing a
Htato, might he a very pleasant and
profitable job, if our Mexican brethren
would only be good nntured enough to
i it still and smoke the pipe of peace
and not incommode themselves and
others hv professing to be interested
parties, and thrusting themselves for
ward to enquire into the why and the
wherefore of this expedition.
In this connection we publish the
following extract from our Washington
letter :
“But a report much more startling
than anything encenating from the
State Department, has been current
here for a day or two, relative to a pro
jected filibustering expedition from
different points in the United States
Ponora. Lerdo de Terjada, the de
posed Mexican President is here, and
the movement is supposed to be under
his supervision, having for his imme
diate assistants, some of the leading
spirits of a similar movement which
tarted, but failed from lack of pecu
niary backing, before making any deci
ded demonstration, two years ago. It
Is said that active negotiations have
been going on between t }..>•*
and the State Department for several
days, with a view to avoid any techni
cal in fraction of international obliga
tion, which would oblige Mr. Evartsto
interfere, ft is understood that suffi
cient capital has been subscribed, and
three expeditions will start from as
many different points, ostensibly f r
the purpose of developing the mines in
Arizona, hut really with a view to unite
somewhere before crossing into Sonora,
at some point on the Gulf of Califor-
a. whence they will at once proceed
to establish a new government. The
largest of these is said to he now recruit
ing in Texas, New Mexico and as far
East as Missouri, to be commanded by
an ex-Confederate of the latter State. It
is to rendezvous at El Paso. Of the
other two, one is to start from San Fran
cisco by water, and the other from
Yuma, the present terminus of the
Southern Pacific Railroad. Capitalists
of San Francisco, Philadelphia and
New York, are asserted to be interested
in the success of the movement to the
extent of several hundred thousand
dollars, and the leaders now in Wash,
ington are very enthusiastic and hope
ful, if a way can be devised that will
insure the neutrality of the United
States authorities. It will doubtless be
much more formidable than any of
those which have been fitted out in this
country during the past twenty-five
years, and which have come to such a
lisastrous ending in Central America
and the West Indies.”
Washington Correspondence.
Washington, D. C., May 11.
I am persuaded, that had Governor
Robinson ever lived in Washington
sufficiently long, to have become thor
oughly acquainted with the offensively
familiar bearing of many officials here,
towards the female employees of the
Departments, he would have refrained
from the gratuitous remarks, ina recent
veto message concerning a bill, which
proposed making women eligible to
serve as officers on school boards; and
such experience might have made of
him, as it has of many others, an advo
cate of women suffrage. I would dare
attempt to be explicit as to the number
of females here who support families,
including lazy,drunken, worthless hus
bands, by their labors in the public
service; but they are away up some
where among the hundreds; and such
positions are often made doubly disa
greeable, by their official superiors of
the male gender, who take advantage
of their lack of protection to play the
tyrant, or to make themselves feared,
and abhorred by implied, andjoften by
openly expressed insults. It is a noto
rious fact, that the young sprigs and
swells of some Washington families—
often those exacting unusual deference
as “old families”—who are proficient in
every vice usual to large towns, have
sought out the young ladies of the De
partments ; persuaded them into a se
cret marriage, and when they are thus
provided for, lay back and play the
gentleman on the money saved by the
wife’s drudgery.
The employment of females with
living husbands is usually discouraged;
but instances can be cited, where hus
band and wife have both been in the
same Department at the same time,and
so continued fo^months.
Fred Douglass has done a rather in
discreet thing, in telling a good many
troths to a Baltimore' audience about
the inner life of this Vanity Fair. Of
course the reporters were not slow to
rush the speech into print, and “socie
ty” is much inflamed against the of
fender ; and the fashionably pious oie
particularly shocked that he should
have said that “Washington has a good
many churches, but it is some distance
from the place to which their spires
point.” Whateffectitmay have on the
tenue of his office, does not yet appear;
but the Republican, in a savage article
this morning, demands his immediate
decapitation.
Political matters are rather quiet
The Caban sympathizers think they
see the first step token towards the
recognition of Cuban independence, in
the appointment of Mr. Kasson to suc
ceed Mr. CushiDg, at Madrid; while it is
said that Mr. Evart’% t has a sharp eye
to the movements of tvEuronean con.
aeeuiy notiKg' every change
likely to affect ns.
The opening ceremonies of the per
manent exhibition at Philadelphia,
drew there quite a crowd from Wash
ington, including the President and
some members of his Cabinet, who in
their turn proved additional attractions
to many of the 100,000, said to have
been present. Knox.
A Great Conflagration.
THE SCEXE HE A R1REXD1X O.
Hundreds of Miles in Northern New York
Enveloped in Dense Smoke.
Moore’s Junction, N. Y., May 15.—
Since midnight last night a great fire has
spread so rapidly among the forests and
through the Drush-lands that at this time
tha entire country for hundreds of miles
is enveloped in dense smoke. Clinton
Mills, yesterday a thriving village, is now
level with the ground, and not a house
left standing. Fifty-five families are
bnrned out of house and home, and wo
men and children were found this morn
ing hnddled together, out of the way of
the heat, about a mile west of Clinton
Mills, in the woods. There are huddled
Fleecing a Preacher-
THE OLD STORY SLIGHTLY VARIED.
How Two Famous Three-card Monte Men
Enticed n Clergyman to Hack His Judg
ment.
A few days ago a Methodist clergyman
of Kentucky, while on his way home,
occupied a seat in the smoking-car of a
train on a Southern road. He sat quietly
smokiDg a cigar, evidently in profound
thought, when a stranger sauntered up
and dropping a large gold-headed cane
by the clergyman, stooped down, picked
it up, and then, begging pardon for intru
ding, sot down in the seat with the reli
gions gentleman. The stranger spoke of
politics, and, complimenting Hayes’
Southern policy very much, soon had a
good friend in the parson, to whom he ex
plained matters in Louisiana, giving that
State as bis home. Tbe minister said he
seldom troubled himself with matters po
litical on account of his ecclesiastical po
sition.
“Just so,” said the other; “you are
right. I have been a member of that
grand old church, ihe Presbyterian, for
twenty-five years. I like it and I love it,
but sometimes I can’t well resist taking
a hand in politics.”
The conversation ran on thus for some
time, when a man roughly clad, with a
large, broad-brimmed hat, came up. He
hailed from Texas, and said half the
folks down his way do not kDow who is
President. He then remarked that the
other half hadn’t heard whether the war
was over. This made the preacher laugh,
arjj also the gentleman from Louisiana.
The minister spoke to the Texan, asking
him when he would return to the Lone
Star State. The answer was that Texas
would return as soon as he could see some
kinfolks” up in Iowa. He did not like
any spot but Texas. Elsewhere the peo
ple could not ride a pony a hundred
yards without letting down fences and
opening gates. It was his first time away
from home so far, and would also be his
last He told his “pap” that he did not
want to come over with steer, but “pap
said I must come, and I had to mipd
him, for he is older than I am.”
“So you brought over the cattle, did
you ?” said Louisiana.
“Oh, yes,” said Texas, “over two
hundred head. They were sold in New
Orleans. All were big formed steers,
as fat as bntter.”
“What did you get for them ?” said
Louisiana.
“Three and a half cents a pound; but
them fellows down there are the smart
est traders I ever saw. They can tell
every hair in a critter’s hide, so they
can 1 I would have done well, but
yon see I fooled off $400 before I got
away.”
“Dear me,” said the preacher; “how
did you fool it off, as you say ?”
“Well,” continued Texas, “I am al-.
most ashamed to tell you;:bathowsum-
ever, I’ll not say a word about it when
I get home, for the cow-boys would all
laugh at me.”
on’t be afra’d to tell as,” remarked
the divine.
“I'got to gambling”—
“Ah 1” interrupted the preacher; “that
is awful; and did you not know that
it was very wicked to gamble ?”
“Why, no; all of us boys in Texas
plr ‘? u S f!£Su U J?'’’ ^cu Louisiana.
“Yes,” responded Texas.
“That is dreadful 1” said Louisiana.
“Very,” put in Kentucky.
“This was a new game,” Texas pro
ceeded to say. “I never saw it before.
Here is the man’s cards, and here is
how I lost my money. When I get
home I will win all the cow-boys’
money, butjnot tell them I lost any,
oh, no 1”
Texas then showed how the man in
New Orleans had done. The others
looked on with interest, and, as they
laughed over his loss, Texas said they
needn’t be so smart; they themselves
couldn’t tell the card with the baby on
it for $5. The preacher and Louisiana
designated this card successfully from
among the others several times. Texas
seemed angry, and said he’d bet $5 they
couldn’t do it again. Louisiana said
something to the minister about not
believing in betting, but would win $50
and donate it to his church, provided
the young man would throw away his
cards and promise to bet no more. The
young man said he would, and up went
the $100. Louisiana won, and the
preacher laughed so heartily that Texas
turned to him and said:
“I’ll try you one, and then stop _ the
infernal business. Your friend’s a
store-keeper and a bit too smart for
THERE ARE NO NOMINATIONS IN
FI.OYD COUNTY.
From the manner in which the Rome
Tribunc has announced what it is pleased
to call the “Peoples’ Ticket” for the
Constitutional Convection, the impres
sion lias obtained outside of Floyd county
tl-.at it is the regular nominated ticket
for the county. ’Ihe Atlanta Constitu-
lion lias been led into this error, and in
its issue of tbe 15th iust. spoke of Judge
Wright, Judge Underwood, and D. B.
Hamilton as the nominated ticket for
Floyd county. The editor of the Tribune,
in its issue of the 16th insti, copied the
editorial of the Constitution, taking this
view of the matter, and, strange to say,
though the Tribune knew that it was an
error and calculated to make an erro
neous impression and to do great injus
tice to Col. Bass and Col. Fouche’, who
are candidates for the Convention, yet
we believe, through inadvertance, he did
not say a word in correction of the error.
Judge Wright, Judge Underwood, D.
B. Hamilton, Col. Bass and Col. S.
Fouche' are all candidates for the Con
vention, and are all on equal footing, so
far as a nomination is concerned, and
we protest against any undoe advantage
in favor of either one of these gentle
men, as against the others.
and children, to be provided with shelter
and provisions. At Cherubnsco, about
three miles west, the scene is heartren
ding.
Upon both sides of the Oi
and Lake Champlain railroad, between
this station and Chernbnsce, the woods
are on fire. At Cannon’s Corner, five
miles from here, every honse was bnrned
last night Fire has just broken out in
Slackpole, three miles from Alton* Sta
tion, and the whole place is in flames.
Horrible Villainy—Sixty Miners
Poisoned.
Chicago, May 10.—A special dis
patch from Strater, Ills., says the coal
miners at that place, who struck some
time ago, and whose places were filled
by new men.bnt who were aubeequently
taken back for the moet part, so that
only 100 new men were retained, have
for a long time been kept separate from
the blacklegs, as novices are called, to
avoid jealousy of the old minm. Of
late, however, the two gangs have been
allowed to mingle, and yesterday the
rankling bate of the old mmera found
expression by some of their numbers
putting poison in the dinner buckets
of tbe new men. Last night some 60
victims were in throes of agony, and
many of them will undoubtedly die
from the effects of the poison, while
tiie lives of all of them hang upon
threads
Josh Billings : I am willing to rock
the baby while wimmin folks are biling
soap; lamreddy tokntrags to work
into rag carpets; they can keep me
hunting hens eggs, or picking green
knrrants; or I wUi dip k an dies or kore
apples for Bass, but T won’t chum.
A scientific journal tells ns that if all
the salt in the sea wen taken from Band
spread equally over the whole surface of
the dry land, it would make a covering
900 feet in depth. Then, for heaven’*
sake, don’t let them do it. .
The Effect of the War in this
Country.
X. Y. Son.]
Though our commercial relations
vith the two belligerents are compara-
fively insignificant, the clash of arms
n the Eeost cannot bat have an imme-
iiate and considerable bearing upon
American commerce. Of late years,
Fussia, and Turkey and her appanages,
hive furnished England and the Conti-
mnt— principally England—with an
arcrage yearly supply of grain.nmount-
iig in the aggregate to about 45,000,000
bushels. This supply will not only be
cutoff, but the two beligerents, with
probably together not less than a mil
lion and a half of men in the field to
fised, will be constantly in the market
as buyers of grain and provisions.
Any grain deficiency in Europe, aris
ing from war or Other causes, must be
substantially supplied from the United
States. Owing to a perfected system
of cheap rail and' water transportation
from the grain-growing districts of tbe
VAST to the Atlantic seaboard, Ameri
can grain has of late years steadily
crowded cereals from British markets.
In the present instance no other grain-
groTing country can successfully com-
pets with us in supplying an extraor
dinary demand for breadstuffs for mil
itary consumption. This enlarged ex
traordinary demand for breadstuffs for
military consumption. This enlarged
export of grain and provisions promises
tr^ve money to our agricultural classes,
iiureased activity to railroad business,
and a probable revival to some other
branches of industry.
The sending abroadjof dressed meat
and live stock, which has grown so rap
idly during the lost eighteen months,
will be increased by the Russian-Turk-
ish war. As yet there is no demand
for American fresh beef upon the Con
tinent, but it is understood that several
speculators are now abroad with tho in
tention of introducing it; and we have
heard that German steamers will soon
be fitted up with refrigerators for the
export of fresh beef, the same as tbe
English steamers now are. The expor
tation of beef first commenced in Octo
ber, 1875, with a shipment of 36,000
poqnds from this port, which bad in
creased to 6,262,355 pounds (valued at
8517,762) in March last. Tho consump
tion of American beef in England has
surprised the most sanguin shippers on
thisside. Within the last forty-eight
togeth^ soroe t^ty l^jl^womM m ^ ake fifty dollarB ont of him and
donble it to your church, as I shall
do,” said Louisiana.
The preacher put out $50, and Texas
observing he had considerable more, re
marked, “I’ll do as you say after tins,
and throw away these cards, but I
want to bet 8100. I’ve just lost that
much and want it back. I can’t go any
less.”
So np went the $100 and over went
the card, but not the right one. _ The
preacher had lost, and Texas picked
np the $200 and walked away laugh-
The Louisiana gentleman (?) was the
well-known George Devol, and he from
Texas, Canada Bill No. 2, both as
shrewd confidence men as are within
tho land.
An Awful Alternative.
A few months ago a Russian peasant
and hie wife and four children, while
traveling in a sleigh along the banks of
the Prutb, were pursued by a pack of
wolves. The peasant urged on the hor
ses, but soon saw that the wolves were
fast gaining upon him. At the moment
when the sleigh was surrounded by the
ening beasts, the man seized one of
children, threw it in the midst of
them, and while the wolves were strug
gling over their prey, he hastened on
his horses and gained ground. Four
times the wolves came up with the
fugitives, and four times the horrible
sacrifice was completed. At last the
peasant and his wife arrived at the
nearest village, leaving behind them
the bones of their four children. In
the bitterness of the despair the mother
informed against her husband, bat the
Judges, considering that if the pea 1
had not resigned himself to the non
sacrifice hewonld not only have lost his
children, but also his wife, acquitted
the prisoner.
A honeymoon dialogue: He—Whooze
sweet? She—Boaf of us. He—Whooze
plum pudding is oo? She—Ooze.
1831 _ _
hoots the largest shipper of fresh beef
in this town has received a telegram
from a well-known and responsible
English house offering to take all his
shipments at six-pence per pound (a
Belapsing Into Barbarism.
A Coroner’* Jury of Negroes Fit it* a Ver
dict of Death from Inranfatton.
An outrageous ease of superstition is
creating great excitement on Coosaw
Island, and it is feared bloodshed may
result before tbe interested neighbors are
convinced that they are the victims of
their own blind faith in the supernatural.
It seems that a man named Snipe died a
short time ago of consumption, and on
his death bed remarked that if he died
his death wonld be owing to the influence
of one Dago Hagood who some time last
January came up behind him and put
ting one band on each shoulder, asked,
“Who is it?” a common custom among
all classes. The circumstance was for
gotten by both, and but for the death of
Snipe would probably never have been
recalled had not Snipe before his death
professed to have had a vision revealing
to him that Hagood’s playfulness hat
been the cause of his sickness.
The friends of Snipe believing that his
dying declaration must be true, sent to
Dr. Johnson to hold an inquest, but the
Doctor, after hearing the particulars, de
clined to do so. Snipe's father then
threatened that if the law would not pun
ish Hagood that he, himself, would shoot
him on sight. The neighbors again came
to Beaufort for a coroner, and after con
sultation, Mr. Carleton concluded, for the
sake of preserving the peace, he had bet
ter go; and weut and held an inquest, but
no further testimony could be elicited,
and when the jury retired to deliberate
he told them that no verdict against Ha
good could be rendered, as there was
nothing to implicate him in the death of
Snipe. The jury, all colored, after a
long deliberation, refused to render any
other verdict than that of murder against
Hagood, and so the case stands at present.
Since the above was written we have
seen a copy of the verdict of the jury,
which is worth preserving, acd is as fol
lows:
“That Adam Snipe came to his death
at Coosaw Island, in Beaufort County, on
the 11th day of April, 1877, and that his
death was caused through one Dago Ha
good, behaving some time previously put
lis hands around deceased’s neck, produ
cing a cough and poisoning said Adam
Snipe, thereby wilfully, unlawfully and
feloniously causing the r.eath of the said
Adam Snipe contrary to the peace and
dignity of said State.”
Mr. Carleton very properly refused to
commit Hagood on such an absurd
charge.—Beaufort Tribune, Alh in-t.
Bro’her Gardner’s Fall.
Dow He Explained the Affair—»•! Was Jea*
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One-fourth column one month lb 80
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One-fenrth column nx months.. —. MM
One-fourth column twelve month* —. <4 M
On*-half column one month - 14 M
One-half ooluma three month* —... it 44
On e-halt column *iz month*- 64 44
One-halt column twelve month* — 104 04
One eolnmn one month zs os
One column three month■ 60 00
One column six month*— -.-1161 66
In* oolumn twelv* month*. !__U0 66
MW Th* foregoing rams ere for either W-. kly
er Tri-Weekly. Whew published In both refer*,
64 per cent, addition*! upon table rate*.
A Hard Grind.
Detroit Free Preas.]
Brother Gardner was yesterday
white-washing the back end of an old
house on Catharine street, when tho
staging gave way, and he had a fall of
about fifteen feet He was senseless
when picked up, but a man poured
about a gallon of water down his back
and brought him to. Mr. Gardner thus
explained matters to the reporters:
“Wall, I was up dar, an’ dar was de
house, an’ dar was de scaffold, and dar
we all was. I was jess drawin’ dat
brush aroun’ to kill when I felt a gone
ness. Seemed I was prancin’ aroun’
on de air, wid no chance to dig in my
toes.”
“Why didn’t you fall at once and
have the affair off your mind ?” asked a
policeman.”
“Why didn’t I fall? Why, sab, I
was faffin’ all de time. I went down
’bout fifty feet, head fust, an’ den I
changed and went sideways, an’ den I
struck on one foot and boaf ears. All
dis time I was doin’ some powerful
thinkin,’I was.”
“Did yoa think of oysters fried with
crumbs?” asked a reporter. •
“Doan’ be talkin’ dat way, boy. I
’membered all my bad deeds while I
was gwine down, an’ I called out dat I
would live a better life if de shock didn’t
kill me.”
In the group was a colored man
whose face brightened at these words,
and he softly asked:
“Brudder Gardner, doan’ you ’mem
ber de two dollara dat yon borrowed o’
me?”
“I do.”
“Den pay it—ban’ it over. De shock
didn’t kill you, and begin on dat bet
ter life.”
“Brudder Jones,” solemnly replied
Gardner, “de shock didn’t kill me
dead, bat befo’ I pays ont any money
Ize gwine to wait de result on my ner
vous system. I ’pears to be all right,
but possumbly I may be fatally injured
in some of de comers and not know it
for a month. G’lang, Brudder Jones,
an’ doan’ rob de cradle an’ de grave?”
little over twelve cents) laid down in
Liverpool.
War and war rumors have Increased
England’s needs in this direction. The
exportation of fresh meats from this
co'-otry is likely soon to become a gteat
feature of our international trade,
But, while war will probably increase
our sales of food products, it will to very
nearly the same extent check tne con
sumption of cotton, petroleum, and
other raw materials, for which Europe
looks chiefly to us. At the same time
Ihe existing prostration of trade abroad
must he augmented by the closing of
European market, and large lines of
oencm descriptions of manufactured
country and sold for the most ttiey $)11
bring. American market will become
outlets for whatever is unsaleable in the
great centres of European trade, and
imported goods will fall in value here,
a decided gain to the great mass of the
people, those who consume tea, coffee
and cigars, as well as to the wealthier
classed who drink foreign wines, dress
in broadcloth and silks, and indulge in
expensive European luxurise. Our
manufacturers will probably he shorn
of a portion of their profits by the great
influx of British, French and German
goods forced off at ruinous prices.
Yet, while our trading and commer
cial interests wilt be variously, and not
always beneficially, affected by war in
Europe, our financial condition will be
strenghened and improved. Our Gov
ernment securities will be free from the
distrust attaching to the great borrow
ing nations of Europe, any of which
are likely to be drawn into the conflict
It is not, from present appearances,
probable that the struggle will long be
confined to Russia and Turkey. Pru-
dent|European investors will, therefore,
naturally single out United States
bonds, now prominently Jarid favorably
known in all European money markets,
as least likely to be affected by the con
tingencies of the war, and as present
ing every guarantee of safety. In the
main, the war will benefit us botit com
mercially and financially, though pro
bably not to any astonishing extent
One of the Advantages of a Ne
vada City.
We have been eating daily, since
January, fresh turnips, green peas, as
paragus, and all the rest, picked the
previous day fresh from the gardens of
California. For a month we have been
eating fresh strawberries and Los An
gelos oranges, until we are half weary
of them. In addition, our marker has
been daily supplied with half a dozen
varieties of sea and river fish, and all
sorts of game. We'have had no need
of refrigerator-cars. Nature fixed all
that It causes a refrigerating air to al
ways compass the track of the Central
Pacific over the mountains, and vege
tables and fruit reaching here in eigh
teen hours from San Francisco are as
frest has though jnst gathered from tbe
graden. And take the whole year
around, no people in the world, save
in San Francisco, have any better or
fresher food than do the dwellers under
the shadow of Mount Davidson. And
considering all things, food is as cheap
as it is fine in this market A break,
fast or dinner including all the substan
tial, together with strawberries and
cream, only costs seventy-five cents or
a dollar, while for half a dollars a man
can get as good a meal as be desires, in
thousand feet above the sea, on the side
of a desert mountain, a place .where we
have to depend upon the outside world
for everything even to the water we
drink.—Virginia City (AVr.) Enierpnse.
There are about 40,000,000 of people
in the United States. Allowing that
each person wears out three pairs af l
or shoes in a year, it requires the produc
tion of 120,000,000 shoes every year to
keep them supplied. In other words,
about seven and a half old shoes are
being flung into the back yard every sec
ond.
The Mormons.
Tlio Naiivji. l.c^R-n Drill,na—A I-irge
(411amify <>1 Anns ltr(itl£ht to Utah—
Itr|o|i.,-3 Young Thiratrn*
Blood—Gentile* I‘rc-
paring to
l.rare. -—
Washington, May 0.—A Salt Lake
dispatch says numbers of the famous
Nauvoo Legion are drilling in meeting
houses, barns, stables, and corrals in Salt
Lake City and most of the minor towns.
Breech-loading rifles have been shipped
in great numbers during the last fort
night from the East to this place, and
several boxes of arms have gone to South
ern Utah from the co-operative store,
ffy.ch^la^jawnsd ijund entir^vcon-
ernacle Brigham Young rose at an unex
pected momert and broke forth in an ad
dress to the Saints and sinners, which
gave the latter to understand that if
they wanted blood they could have plenty
of it, and indeed that they were likely to
have more of it let out of their veins
than they could spare, at an early period.
To face 100,000 Mormons, there are about
16,000 Gentiles in Utah. Salt Lake City
has a population of 20,000, of whom per
haps 4,000 are Gentiles. Many Gentiles
are quietly arranging for the removal of
their families at the first sign of an out
break.
The grand jury at Salt Hake City will
meet on the 1st inst. Subpoenas are issu
ing for a formidable number of witnesses
in criminal cases, and the arrests of mur
derers who have had immunity for years
are imminent in the mountains and along
the borders where they have secluded
themselves.
Keei.ey Outdone—A New Motor
Now Constructing at St. Louis.—An
inventor of this city has been engaged
for some years in the construction of an
engine which will be completed inside
of a month. It is designated as the
Non-exhausting Pnucmatic, Hydrostat
ic Paradox engine, and if the invention
proves to be what its originator is san
guine in the belief that it will be, it
will take the place of steam power in
land and water transportation, and pro
pelling of all kinds of machinery now
operated by steam. It will require no
fuel except water and air. The invent
or has associated with him a gentle
man of some considerable means, and
the various portions of the machine
have been turned out at the foundry
and machine shop, while the rubber
required has been ordered from the
rubber works in New York. There is
some fine work required to correspond
with the drawings, and when a piece of
work fails to fit the design it has to be
sent back and remodeled over again. .
The first engine on the new princi
ple will be a six-liorse power, and a
trial will be made with street cars, so
that the test will be open to public in
spection.—it. Ieouif Rqmblican.
New Orleans Then and Now.
The proprietor of the St. Charles
hotel in New Orleans eaid to a corres
pondent the other day: “Before the war
our bills for wine alone would often foot
np $1,000 a day. Now if we sell twenty
dollars’ worth of wine a day at our
table we think we are doing very well.
The young bloods always kept their own
exclusive bottles of brandy on ice in the
bar rooms, French brandy generally, at
ten dollars per bottle. The planters
always settled their bills monthly; they
never disputed a bill. They never paid
the money, but would give an order on
their factors Neither the planter, their
wives, their sons nor their daughters car
ried money about them. What they
wanted they ordered, and the bills were
sent to their factors. Tbe factors imported
dresses and jewelry for tbe ladies direct
from Europe. There were several Bar-
row brothers, wbo owned between them
nine sugar plantations, with thousands of
slaves. They, with their families, wonld
often occupy as much as a third of the
house, with private parlors, etc., and their
ordinary hotel bill would be $4,000 or
$5,000 a month.”
Hr. Parker and His White Bull-
Pup.
Mr. Parker was walking down Broad
way yesterday, a benovolent smile on
his ruddy countenance, and a fat, white
bulldog trotting complacently at bis
heels. Occasionally Mr. Parker would
look around at the dog and chuckle to
himself.
“The Board of Aldermen be darned,”
said Mr. Parker. “I’m not going to put
four-foot strap on your neck, Marcus
Aurelius,” and Marcus Aurelius wagged
his stump of uuL Just then a small
boy exploded a bomb directly under
the dog’s black noee, and that animal
gave a howl and made a dash at tbe
small boy.
“Look a year,” yelled a policeman to
Mr. Parker, “you want to pnt a strap
on that year dawg. He’s mad.”
“He is not mad,” said Mr. Parker.
“Well, old feller, whose the judge?
I say that year dawg’s mad, and I’m
goin’ to knock ’im on the head with
Mr! barker tor tbe moment looxea
frightened. Suddenly, however, a twin
kle came into his eye, and drawing
himself up to his full height, he address
ed the policeman haughtily:
“Officer, yon evidently do not know
whom we are. We had desired to pre
serve our incognito, bat yoa force us to
reveal ourselves. We are the Grand
Duke Alexis! and that is our buU-dog.
That dog is an alien; he is not a citizen,
and most not be bound by foreign laws
and straps- Do yon wish to enbroil
your land in a war with Russia ? If
you do, just club that dog.”
“Well, call off your dawg then,” said
the policeman.
“Here, Bloyiakinonrskiroecnrobiskin-
aschowhockonski,” said Mr. Parker,
without the slightest hesitation.
“Well I’m blowed,” mused the officer
as Sir. Parker and his dog disappeared.
‘I’m blowed if that dawg couldn’t work
‘a free lunch route off the people’s legs
afore tbe Juke could pernounce halt bis
name.”—N. Y. World.
Widow Vanderbilt—Tho Eo-
mance of Her Life-
The widow of the late Commodore
Vanderbilt was a Miss Crawford, of
Georgia, before her marriage. She has
some first cousins in Virginia and with
one of these, before her marriage with
the Commodore, she became very fa
vorably impressed. He was a young
M. D. They met, they corresponded
and it was generally believed by their
mutual friends that they would marry.
The Commodore’s millions intervened,
however—she became Mrs. Vanderbilt
and the young Virginia doctor married
a beautiful and accomplished young
lady of his native connty. The doctor’s
young wife died giving birth to her first
child, the child soon following her.
Left thus free again, the doctor _ re
mained a widower, as he still is. Since
the death of the Commodore, the Vir
ginia doctor and Mrs. Vanderbilt have
renewed their intimacy and correspon
dence, and it is reported by those who
ought to know that when a decent in
terval has elapsed from the demise of
the Commodore, the cousins wili be
united in marriage. Both tbe lady and
gentleman in this case of true love tri
umphant have acted with the utmost
propriety, and the friends of both can
rejoice with unalloyed satisfaction in
their ultimate union. Tbe Virginia
doctor although not very wealthy, has
a decent competency and a fine prac
tice. _
Benedict Arnold.—The following is
an acrostic on Benedict Arnold, the trai
tor, written by his cousin Oliver, and pub
lished in a London paper many yean
ago. I think it will apply to some (Hour
traitors, which you and I vary well know.
Yon can pnt it in the Day-Bool if yoa
proper:
Bora for a hum to rirta* and mankind—
Earth’* broadest root ms can’t show a* Msec a
mlad;
Night's sable »*D yonr crime* can nrtrhidc—
Each on* ■* great wonld glut historic tide.
Dsfnnct, your nursed memory will lire
I* ell tho glaro that infamy eu gir*;
Cone* of egao will attendyocrnam*-^
Traitor* alone will glory in jour lam*.
Almighty Tenieanee *Urmly Waite to roll
Rirers of snlphnr apod yoor tnacheron* tool;
Natara look* back with enacted orrw o*d.
On saeb a tarnished blot that she ha* made.
Let hell reeeive yon, netted In chains.
Damn’d to the hotteet fecna of its flames.
—R. W. H. F., in Day-Bool.
Detroit Fra* Preu]
A hand-organ man was making his
way np Adams avenue yesterday when
a boy met him and asked:
“How many tiroes do you play?”
“Zixteen shunes—nice, street shunea,”
replied the man.
My father is fond of music, but he
is a little deaf,” continued the boy.
“Oh, dat make no deference—I make
a him hear.”
The boy led the way up street to
where a plaster bust of Sir Isaac New
ton had peen arranged in a bay win
dow to look like a living man, and the
Italian spit on his hand and began on
tiie crank. He ground out all the tiroes
in rotation, and then began at the bot
tom and ground back up the scale till
he got al the tunes in the garret of the
box again. The man in the bay win
dow didn’t move a hair, and the Itali
an drew along breath and sighed:
“Play moar rnuzeek—maka him hear
soon.”
He ran ont eight tunes and then
threw some gravel at the window. The
bust didn’t even Work* its ears, and the
Italian leaned the organ on the fence
and loudly sang:
‘Oh! who shall dinks of me som
moar
When I an far a-wa-y ?”
The seven other tunes were rattled
off at lively pace while the man cough
ed, whistled, kicked on the fence and
encouraged a dog fight^in order to attract
tho deaf man’s attention.
“Sing louder—play harder!” called
the boy from the next street comer.
The grinder secured a brace for his
feet, unbuttoned his vest, and the way
he roared brought ont the citizens by
the score. He kept his eye on the bust
and gave no heed to the crowd, and the
organ-box was smoking hot when he
let np on the grind. Resting the organ
on the ground, he leaped over the fence
and got a square look at his victim.
His quiet grin faded into a look of woe
and misery and murder, and getting
his eye on the boy with the red neck
tie, he ran him four blocks and under
a carpenter shop before a still, small
voice whispered that he bad better hold
on.
The Thieves to be Exposed.
It is now said that Packard and An-
dersoD are at last mad enough to tell
all they know. “The true history of
all this Louisiana business,” says one
authority, “may now be looked for and
it is of such a nature that tbe whole
country can but stand aghast,” and then
he goes on to tell us what the terrible
disclosure will be like: “There seems no
room for question, if there is any troth
at all in the most positive statements,
that this board did actually redve a
large sum of money from the Republi
can managers, besides the promise of
important and lucrative Federal offices
under the new Administration. It is
also beyond question that Packard,
Wells, Anderson, and the others hold
to the idea that the President, who pro
fited so greatly by the arrangement
made by his confidential friends, could
not in honor repudiate the bargains
made by them, whether he was ignor
ant of them at the time or not. Itcan-
pefyh*TR ,1 iu#TOefifei} AfaV«AheJHm£Sl
becomes of such men as Packard, Wells,
and Anderson after the assurance that
their power for mischief is at and nd,
but at the same time the people are apt
to have rather decided opinions as to
those who profited by their villainy.
It may be that the expose will not be
fully made in advance of the meeting
of Congress. But when the case of the
Louisiana Senators comes up for dis
cussion in the Senate, this new chapter
in Louisiana politics will certainly be
unrolled.” This valuable information
is copied from the Baltimore Sun.
Dead Come to Life.
A young scapegrace, who had left his
father’s house in this city under a cloud,
and had exbaused his credit in Virginia
City, Nev., telegraphed recently to his
father to this effect:
“Your son Waiter was killed in the
Consolidated Virginia this morning by a
tailing cage. Wbat shall we do with tbe
remains?' 1
In response a telegraphic order for $150
was received, with the laconic request
“Bury them.”
The young scamp took the money and
had an elaborate spree. When he was 111
a condition for writing, he sent by mail
to his father the following note:
“I have just learned that an infamous
scoundrel named Baker sent yon a ficti
tious account of my death and swindled
you out of $150. He also borrowed $86
from me and left the country. I write to
inform you that I am yet al’ve and long
to see the old parental roof again. I am
in somewhat reduced circumstances, the
accumulation of the last five years having
been lost—a disastrous stock speculation,
and if you would spare me 8200 T t->11
be ever thankful for jour favor. One
my love to all.”
A few days later the your-g man recei
ved the following:
“My dear son, I have buri d you once,
and that’s an end of it. I decline having
any more transactions with a c-rpce.
Yours in the flesh, Father.—Baltimore
Sun.
Why They Are Brushing Up Gi
braltar.—The present strengthening
of Gibraltar means that England does
not intend to be “caught napping, ’and
that the government does not know
how soon this matchless citadel may be
needed as a base of active operations in
the Mediterranean and the further East.
Louis XIV. threatened to turn tbe
tideless sea into “a French lake;” Al
exander, if he had the opportunity,
wonld gladly make it a Russian lake;
but as long as England holds Gibraltar
—the key of the western door—the
Mediterranean is, to all intents and
purposes, an English lake. And Eng
land will keep that key while she has
a man and musket to defend it—St.
Louis Rqmblican.
The United States, within the last ten
years, has sold $43,000,000 worth of arms
and munitions of war te Europe, and still
the demand continues. Hitherto Turkey
has been our best customer, but now
orders upon a liberal scale are coming
from Russia.
“Plenty of milk inycurcans this morn
ing?” a customer asked a milkman. And
he milkman nodded gravely as he made
be reply, “Chalkfull.”