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APPIL 10, 1870.
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ORGANIZATION*
have repeatedly heretofore urged
the Democracy of Floyd county
^ iet y of holding a County Con-
f - n and of nominating wise and
L"Tnt men to represent the county in
f' " t Legislature. We haye done
r'not in the interest of any man, or
; s niri< of opposition to any, but for
ose of keeping the party
he sole porpoi
light marching order, and
frav a* 3 moment’s warn-
iatact. m
Lj,if for the
U'e belie re that if the feelings and
. 0 f the men who 1m ve heretofore
,, r l:er- in the party,
nud influence
■nihes
Jheen the active woi
I,,1 have by their ' . .
en instrumental tn popularizing the
■principle of the party, and as a conse-
Iroence in
Iwiiic’n
rolling up the big majorities
,.ich, election have been polled
h»d been
Democratic nominess.
a „, e known that the apathy spoken
in the party, would not
ot a? p *■ '
Ijve existed, if, in fact, it does exist.
ikine of the trouble likely to
ariTin the party from the failure to
w ke nominations, the Macon Tele-
Messenger says nothing-
demoralizing in its ef-
to the future welfare
TWO DOLLARS PER ANNUM.
VOLUME XXXII.
ROME, GEORGIA, WEDNESDAY MORNING, OCTOBER 31, 1877.
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[could be more
I feet, or disastrous
,,-the commonwealth. Thanks to sev-
ler.l rears of good government and
I united action, the credit of the State
Ljj rapidly advanced, confidence is
I betinning to be restored, and with the
I inauguration of the new Constitution
return of more prosperous times
v be reasonably expected. But let
I the" animosities engendered by scrub
[ ncPS , with the log-rolling, cheating and
ill-will, which are their inseparable
I comitants, disturb the harmony now
happily existing, and who can tell how
long the Democracy of Georgia will
retain its present supremacy.
I And the following extract from the
Augusta Ohroncicle and Constitutional-
ietis well worthy of thoughtful perusal
by all who des ; re the permanent suc-
I cess of the party: “Nine-tenths of the
people of the State endorse the position
we have taken with reference to inde-
I pendent movements. The salvation of
Georgia depends upon the maintenance
of the Democratic organization. When
that organization disbands disaster and
defeat will be the inevitable result. In
I the party the rights of every citizen are
respected, and full license is given to
txpiession of personal preference and
individual sentiment. Outside of the
party the enemies of the Democracy
and of the State will be enabled to con
trol all elections and to repeat the
scenes of 1867, 1808, and 1869. We are
not prepared for this. The Democratic
party of (Georgia has not accomplished
its mission. The time has not yet come
for its dissolution. Independents who
refuse to subordinate personal ambition
to the general good are not the men to
receive the votes of Democrats. They
may not be actuated by any desire to do
harm,but no matter what may he the
motive the effect is the same. The
man who recklessly throws a stone from
the roof of a building and kills a pass-
er-by, of whore proximity he was ig
norant. is as much a murderer as though
he had taken deliberate aim at the vic
tim. TV duty of Democrats is plain.
They must resolutely' discountenance
the candidacy of independents They
must see to it that fair and legal nomi
nations are made; they must do as they
hare always done, stand squarely by
the nominees/ 1
THE NEXT LEGISLATURE.
from present indications we are led
to believe that the new Constitution
'till be adopted by a very large major-
*ty. There is. so far as we see, no seri-
ons opposition to it. Taking it for
granted that it will become the organic
hw of the State, we see at once the ne
cessity of the selection of men for mem
bers of the next Legislature who will
he able to so frame such statutes as it
Say he necessary for the General As
sembly to pas.-, as that they will har
monize with the new Constitution. To
to Ibis the people ought to select men
w ho are upright and honest, and who
hare given some thought to public af-
!a 'rs. It ia not necessary that a man
should have a license to practice law to
he capacitated for the place, nor should
^e fact that he is a lawyer by profes
sion he allowed to detract from his
claims upon the people. The rule that
obtained in the days of Jefferson, “is he
honest, is he capable ?” is the question
mat should be asked, and when a can-
fiidate is found to be both let the voters
•Conor him with their suffrage. From
a ® on g the number of our citizens al-
re=| ly spoken of, and others who would
ocanowledge the right of the people to
Ca “ them out, such men can bs found.
luose who may be elected next De
cember will hold their Beats for three
.■cars, or nearly that length of time,
2 nd there is no telling what may occur
anting that time. If it becomes neces-
8ar ? ! "or an extra session to be held any
bme before the election in 1880 they
*‘‘1 be called together. They will have
10 elect a United States Senator and a
“Umber of State officers. All things
hktn together, we are sorry to see some
“four truest Democrats disposed to
bnve a scrub race this fall. We hope
ney will think better of it, and make a
nomination. There is time enough yet.
The wheat and corn crop of the Uni
ted States this year is enormous. The
ormer is estimated a 325,000,000 and
me latter at 1280,000,000 bushels. There
- ould be no danger of starvation in
' ’3 country under these circumstances.
COUNTERFEIT GREENBACK.
As we are all so ready to take money
when offered without particularly scru
tinizing it, and as so many of our read
ers might bo deceived by a dangerous
counterfeit recently detected, we think
it prudent to call their attention to it,
and advise them not to receive any
thousand dollar hills until they are sat
isfied they are genuine.
We have learned by reading our ex
changes that there are both genuine
and counterfeit bills of the denomina
tion of one thousand dollars, that two
separate 31,000 notes have been issued
by the United States Government, one
of them engraved by the American
Bank Note Company of New York,
containing on its face a portrait of
Robert Morris, but no vignette, and
issued in 1SG2; the other, engraved at
the bureau in the Treasury Department,
containing a portrait of DeWitt Clinton,
with a vignette representing Colum
bus in a sitting posture, with one hand
resting upon a globe, and bearing the
words “Series of 1S69,” the year in
which the notes were first issued. It
is believed that this last note has never
been counterfeited, but the first has
been, and the counterfeits are now in
circulation. It is said that the work is
so nearly perfect as to pass the sub-
Treasuries of St Louis, Chicago and
New York without detection. And
that is what we know of them.
Deacon Richard Smith talks in this
wise: “The control of the Senate gained
by an act of petit larceny would not
do the Democracy any good to speak
of.”
Now, says the Savannah News, to say
nothing of obtaining control of the
Presidency by grand larceny, we would
like to know what act of petit larceny
the Democracy are threatening to com
mit? Rather are not the Radicals in
the Senate at this moment endeavoring
with all their might either to bodily
steal two seats from Louisiana, or—
what is little better—to prevent their
meagre majority from being reduced by
keeping that State entirely unrepre
sented ? This is both larceny and high
handed outrage combined. Yet, amid
it all, a Radical paper indignantly hints
at pelli larceny by the Democracy.
Truly there is no limit to Radical im
pudence.
It is a mournful fact, says the Charles
ton News and Courier, that the only man
defeated on the Republican legislative
ticket in Cleveland, Ohio, was the colored
nominee. Cleveland is the headquarters
of fanatical Western Reserve, which is
always concerned about the colored man
that he shall have his rights in the
South.
The Chicago papers tell us that when
13 respectable Chicagoan remarks,
with a sigh, to another respectable Chi-
cagoar, “Another oldjcitize.n gone 1” the
response is, “With how much? What
bank ?” ^^^ m
GEORGIA GLIMPSES.
Augusta is getting warmed up with
the idea of building the Augusta and
Knoxville Railroad.
Geo. P. Brancroft, Adjunct Professor
of Mathematics, University of Georgia,
died last Monday.
Mr. Richard Peters took S230 of pre
miums on improved stock at the Atlanta
Fair, and sold three ear loads.
The Clarke Light Infantry, of Au
gusta, will attend the State Fair at
Columbia, S. C., next month.
Newnan, Thomasville, Sanderaville,
and Greensboro have all been having
Agricultural Fairs thi3 week.
Rev. W. C. Richardson, of Whitfield,
announces himself a candidate for re-
election as Representative from that
county.
Capt. Jas. M. Smith and Dr. W. M.
Willingham have been nominated by the
Democrats of Oglethorpe county for
Representatives.
Miss Mary L. Roddy has been ap
pointed postmistress at Griffin, and the
people are said to be well pleased with
the appointment
Mr. Wiley Sledge, aged ninety-three
years, a respected citizen of Athens, died
last Saturday. He had been for forty-
seven years a member of the Methdist
Church at Athens.
Stafford Davis, Sr., of Coffee county,
was three years old when the Declam
ation of Independence was signed in
1776. He recently married a young
lady in her teen
The warrants against the parties
charged with gambling at the Fair
groudds at Atlanta have been with
drawn, it appearing that the association
had farmed out the privilege.
Mr. Wm. Dewberry one of the most
experienced and thrifty farmers of
Monroe county, sent a bale of cotton to
the Fair and received the premium of
850 for the “best bale of upland short
staple col,ton.”
Mr. James Dean Holt, son of Gen.
W. S. Holt, of Macon, died on Tuesday.
He was President of Protection Fire
Company ot Macon, an active member I
of the Democratic Executive Commit
tee, and a younz man of much excel
lence and promise.
J)r. M. V. Gurley, for several years a
resident dentist of Carnesville committed
suicide the other day, by taking mor
phine. The liegisler states that he had
been leading a dissipated life for some
time past, which is supposed to have been
the cause of the rash act.
Washington Correspondence.
Washington, D. C., Oct. 22.
The Senate was not in session at all
Saturday, an I the House, after being
called to order at 12 «., and listening
to the Chaplain’s four-minute prayer,
adjourned till Monday, in accordance
with Thursday’s resolution.
So far as yet developed there appears
no disposition to hurry matters. The
business that gave rise to the extra ses
sion, viz: the passage of the deficiency
bills, and the other recommendations
of the message, are awaiting the ap
pointment of committees so that it may
be cut up and parcelled out to the prop
er custodians. Mr. Randall, it is said,
is delaying his aotion in the premises
to ascertain the pleasure of Congress as
to whether it will confine itself strictly
to the legislation suggested by the Pres-
dent, or extend it to more general mat
ters. In case the former is decided
on the only committees necessary to
appoint are those on Elections, Appro
priations, Enrolled Bills, Rules, For
eign Affairs, and Printing. It is sur
mised that Mr. Randall would be glad
to avoid designating more members of
committees now than is absolutely ne
cessary, as he could go more leisurely
about the selections during the interval
between the expiration of the extra and
beginning of the regular session, which
might prove a great advantage to him-
Bfilf and party, and perhaps to the coun
try. The New Yorkers are pushing
Fernando Wood for chairman of the
Ways and Means Committee.
Both Spofford and Kellogg have been
notified to present their claims to-day.
The reappearance of Pinchback will
serve to complicate the case of Mr.
Eustis.
Mr. Ingalls has already given voice
to the feeling of a large portion of the
West, and to a not inconsiderable ele
ment of the East and South, in a bill
introduced Friday, providing for coin
ing tae silver dollar and making it a
legal tender for all debts, public and
private, not specially contracted to he
paid in gold. It is among the rumors
that Ewing will offer something mak
ing quite as radical a change in our
monetary system to-day; and that Kel
ly wilj also introduce a bill repealing
the resumption act, under the call for
States, and that if the regular session
should be insisted upon he would
move to suspend the rule? and put the
bill on its passage- It- is not believed
he could receive the necessary two-
thirds vote to carry his point, but he
could thus force every member present
on record in favor or opposed to re
sumption at the time designated by
law. Jones, it is also alleged, will of
fer a motion fixing the date of final ad
journment, to test the sense of the
House upon the matter of going into
general legislation.
The informal conference of Republi
cans, called for Friday evening, was not
largely attended, as many members left
the city after the adjournment; and
there appears to have been no effort
made to prevent any publicity of the
sentiments developed; but from the
statements since made, and apparently
on good authority, a good deal of dis
satisfaction was expressed with the
Southern and civil service policies; and
from the votes had in both the House
and Senate thus far, it would appear
that the opponents of the President are
sufficiently numerous or influential to
make themselves respected. Another ru
mor in this connection is interesting. It
is to the effect tliatthe Presidents weak
ening on his now famous order to offi
cials. He is reported to have said that
the order had been misunderstood; that
it was not intended to interfere in any
degree with any man’s political rights
or privileges; but that it was first sug
gested as a means of reaching certain
office-holders who had practically nul
lified the right of suffrage conferred by
law on every citizen, through possession
and abuse of die party machinery,
He further expressed the hope that his
friends, if they thought they had aught
to complain of, would come frankly to
him instead of ventilating the griev
ances in public. Knox.
The Diary of a Siege.
Ail Incident of the First Russian Cam
paign in Asia Minor.
One of the most remarkable episodes
of the present war, which, however, lias
not as yet received all the attention, it
deserves, i3 the defense of the fort of
Bayazid in Armenia by a Russian garri
son, 3,000 strong, against a Turkish army
numbering 20,000 men. The Moscow
Gazelle gives the following interesting
extracts from the private journal of one
of the officers of the garrison: “June }0.
-The enemy has blockaded us on all
sides, and intercepted the the aqueducts.
One cistern and a few bags of biscuit is
all we have to live on. At night by the
light of the burning town beneath as, we
saw the atrocities perpetrated by the
Kurds on the helpless inhabitants. It
was horrible beyond description. Wo
men and children were thrust into th’e
flames, and carried about the streets on
lances, horribly mutilated and shieking
with anguish. The sight was so sicken-
ening that one of our officers was quite
overcome and hand aD attack of brain
fever that night. June 18—A gen
eral assault of the Turkish forces, which
we succeeded in repulsing towards night
fall Our rations have been reduced to
half a pound of buiscuit and one glass
of water per diem. June 20—A parlia
mentary came with a summons for us to
surrender. Our commander answered
that being so much stronger the Turks
could try and take the citadel by storm.
Jnne 26.—Our ration has been
further diminished to a quarter of a
pound of biscuit and two Bpoonfuls of
st l mat rotten water. JVe suffer tewi-
1 / from hunger and thimt. After a
day’s hard fighting I am utterly prostrate
and scarcely able to write these figs
words. June 2S.—For two days and two
nights we have been exposed to a terrific
cannonade. On the 29th a general as
sault, which we repnlsed, followed by re
peated injunctions to surrender, to which
our answer was the same as before.
July 1.—Our ration to-day is one-eighth
pound of biscuit and one spoonful of wa
ter. Starvation is approaching rapidly.
have seen some of our men cut oqt
slices of flesh from the lvalf-putrified car
cass of a horse and eat them. July 4.—
Again a summons to surrender, this time
written in Russian by a Pole in the Turk
ish service, Colonel Komaroff. Of course
our answer remained unaltered. July
7.—-We have repulsed one more assault
It is the last one. We cannot hold out
much longer. Mines are laid out to
blow up the citadel and gams'gp. It is
better so than to starve. July^jp.—The
cannon! Never has any njusiff sounded
so sweet to our ears. It is General Ter-
gukassoff, who comes to save us. I am
so weak that I feel utterly unable to
write or move a finger. But we aib
saved.” After the siege had been raised
there remained of the garrison about %-
000 men who were mostly so utterly worn
Professional Jurors.
The following, clipped from the Knox
ville, Tenn., Tribune, is written in such
Btyle as to lead us to believe there is some
“sarkasm” in it. We have often heard of
professional jurors and are glad that we
do not have any of them about our
courts, but still believe that the humor
of the article will justify its appearance
in our columns:
From the multiplicity of courts which
had been in session for several weeks past,
the bar, litigants and witnesses will enjoy
a season of rest, while the aver
age professional juror will look up winter
quarters and devote himself to other in
dustries, with a lingering regret that
“Othello’s occupation’s gone.” And yet
he is not without hops that an abundant
harvest awaits him in tolls from the jus
tice mills “when the spring-time comes,
gentle Annie.”
Remember, charity demands that we
should be kind to the professional juror
(as well as the lightning-rod pedler.)
Perhaps in some rural nook, fond parent
al hearts are solicitous for his welfare.
His extermination, then, should be
brought about tenderly, lovingly—aye,
summarily. Let him down gently. As
you fill up your shot-guns and prepare to
put him under the daisies, while the
wind through the willows waves its re
quiem during the sad October days, as if
chanting a long farewell to the departing
year, remember he is gone into the jury
box of another tribunal—and then, re
member, brothers, O, remember, plant
him deep 1 Yes, plant him deep!
Senators Photographed-
Cincinnati Commercial.*
Washington, Oct. 15.—On Senator
Ferry’s desk, who, by the way, looks
pale and somewhat thin after his severe
illness, was a handsome bouquet, on
whose accompanying card was written,
“From mother and son, to their best
friend.”
Senator Ransom’s bouquet had the
inscription, “From Miss Ringgold, of
South Carolina—
Soldier brave, bearing the marks of a by gone
rase.
Noble in form —fair and a nest in f cj/’
Senator Booth had a bouquet which
he touched tenderly, on .which he
smiled significantly even to his neigh
bors, and bore it through the doors at
last with the air of a dilelmtc.
Senator Spencer’s hair no longer lies
flat to his head. It is curled up into a
crest almost a la Conkling. It !ooks;as
if the dainty hands of his fair spouse
had been at it, as if she had said, “My
dear, I intend to make you look a little
taller.” '
Senator Conkling looks in better
health, but the golden glory of his hair
is gone forever, even from the famous
forelocks.
No man in public life has changed
so much personally in the same length
of time as Mr. Blaine. It is but a few
years ago since he looked a young and
handsome man. Already he has the
puffy appearance Which marked Sum
ner in his last years—has the same
swollen circles over and under his eyes.
He has grown stout. His hair has
grown gray. His face and person have
aged at least twenty years in ten. His
whole presence tells of battles he has
waged and not always won. His counte
nance shows the mental conflict through
which he has passed. Remorse hurts
some; fo be found out hurts worse.
Thurman looked much less muffled
up than usual, a3 if both mumps and
neuralgia had “sworn off” from him for
the month of October.
Stanley Matthews, looking a3 aggra-
vatingly like Brigham Young as ever,
sat as comfortably on his Senatorial
seat as if the rival images of Ewing and
Pendleton did not loom in the Demo
cratic distance.
Morton’s seat was conspicuously va-
vant. Chaplain Sunderland deplored
his absence, and commended him to
God in his prayer.
A Lesson in Business.
Merchants sometimes pay a high
rate of in'erest, three per cent, a month,
even, in order to get out of a “tight
place.” A young merchant of New
York, who found himself in need of
8100,000, for which he was willing to
pay a high rate of interest, called on
Mr. James G. King, a banker, for the
An Oriental Incident.
The Rcsso-Turkish war revives an old
story. A Turkish and Russian officer
once fell into a dispute as to the super
iority in disipline of their respective
soldiers.
“I can prove to you on the spot,”
said the Russian, “how perfectly our
men are trained,” and he called his or
derly.
“Ivan 1”
“Sir.”
“Go to Mehemet’s, buy me a pound
of tobacco and come back at once.”
The soldier saluted, turned on his
heel and went out.
“Now,” said the Russian officer, tak
ing out his watch, “my orderly is walk
ing straight to the next comer where be
must turn—now he is turning—now he
is opposite the white mosque—now ha
« crossing the waydan—now he is at
Mehemet’s—nowhe is buying the tobac
co—now he is coming back—now he is
on the block below us—now he is at the
door—now”—ar.d the Russian called
out:
“Ivan!’’
“Sir.”
“Where’s the tobacco?”
“Here, sir.”
The Turkish officer, showing no sign
of surprise at the precision of this
Russo-tobacco movement promptly
broke out:
“Ho ! ho! my soldier can do that
every day in the week, and he called:
“Muchtar!”
“Sir.”
“Go to Ali Effendi’s and see that you
bring me a pound of tobacco. My pipe
is very empty.”
“Instantly, sir.”
Following the tactics of the Russian
officer the Turk pulled out his watch,
and went on to say :
“Now Muchtar is in the street; now
he is passing the palpoch bazar; now it
is noon and he is saying his prayers ;
now he is drinking at the stone fountain;
now Ali Effendi hails him and asks
him about my health; now Muchtar
is paying for the tobacco; now he i3
coming back another way; now he is on
our street; now he is at the door;
now—”
“Muchtar 1”
“Sir.”
“Where.’s the tobacco?”
“I haven’t found my shoes !”
„ _ .loan. He received aid, but he was also
out that they had to be carried ou^ of if® -taught a lesson. Said Mr. King-:'
citadel. The name of the gallant com-
mander of this equally gallant garrison
is Captain Stockvitch.
Irate Spain.
Indignation Toward Uncle Sam.
By Cable to the N. Y. Herald.
Madbid, Oct. 19.—The news of the
enormous differential charge of fifty
cents per ton, imposed by the United
States in September upon Spanish ves
sels trading in American waters, was
received here a few days ago, and was
confirmed yesterday. Its publication
in the Madrid papers has brought forth
expression of deep resentment on all
sides, more especially among the mer
cantile classes, whose interesrs are more
or less affected by the change. All the
papers devote editorials to the subject,
and their criticisms are of the sharpest
possible kind. The reason of the
measure is unknown here, and as no
warning or explanation had been given,
either to the Spanish Government or
the Spanish Minister at Washington, it
has taken every one completely by sur
prise.
The relations between the two Gov-
ments were never of a more friendly
character, and the Madrid Govemmen
is most anxious that this friendly spir
it should be maintained. They are at
entin considerable embarrassment
o the best course to adopt in order
to meet this unexpected difficulty, as
public opinion will be opposed to any
appearance of yielding to what is here
considered as a gros3 injustice.
The Government wilt make every
effort in their power to induce the
United States Government to reconsider
the action taken. This differential
charge will have the effect of ruining
Spanish shipowners if continued for
any length of time. Unless the Wash
ington Government withdraws the
measure the Spanish Government will
be compelled, by the outcry among the
mercantile classes and in the press, to
impose a retaliatory charge; which
would exclude American bottoms from
the Cuban trade, and lead to the in
definite postponement of the Commer
cial Treaty.
That New Horse Disease in
Canada.
Montreal Herald.
The horses in London, Ont, have
been affected lately by an epidemic of
serious character, though fortunately it
has not prevailed to any great extent,
and is thought to have run its course.
Drowsiness, inability to swallow, great
thirst, paralysis, and exhaustion are the
nature and order in which the symp
toms occur. The last stage is reached
in from four to twelve hours after the
commencement of the attack, and
death occurs in from twenty-four to
forty-eight houra. The disease appears
to be non-infectious, dependent upon
atmospheric causes, and closely re
sembling diptheria in the human sub
ject It is very fatal, but not invaria
bly so if attended to in its first stages.
Electric Light.
Bbooklyn, N. Y. Oct 19.—On the
steamer Faraday,’ lying off Roberts’
stores last evening experiments made
with the electric light threw an intense
dazzle into the eyes of people on the
New York side. The electricity was
produced by a powerful battery worked
by ste .m, which makes 700 revolutions
per minute. The electricity is conduc
ted to lamps by No. 2 wires, having on
each end a carbon point; when these
are joined there results a dazzling white
light. The heat generated by the elec
tricity is sufficient to melt a piece of
glass in six seconds.
“Look ye, L., you havo paid as high
as three per cent, a month for the use
of money!”
“Yes,” replied the applicant, a little
warmly, “and I am ready to do it again.
My business will warrant it.”
Mr. King shook his head. No busi
ness in the world, he declared, could
warrant such a thing. But the younger
man was headstrong and positive. He
knew that his business would warrant
the interest mentioned for the accom
modation required. .
“Well—now, look here, L,—I hap
pen to have a hundred thousand in the
bank which I can spare; but I don’t
want to take it out for a phort time. If
you will take it three years, at three
per cent, a month, it is yours. Make
your note for the hundred thousand,
payable in three years after date, at
that interest, and I will discount it for
you at once, saying nothing about se
curity.”
The young merchant was delighted
As soon as he could believe that King
was in earnest, he took a blank form
and made the note.
“Now, let us reckon the discount,”
said the old merchant.
He figured a few moments, and then
looking up with a smile, he said:
“L., you owe me eight thousand dol
lars 1”
The young man thought at first his
friend was jokiog; but when became
to look at the figures, he found it too
true.
One hundred thousand dollars at
three per cent, a month, would be thir
ty-six per cent, a year—S36,000—and
for the three years, SIOS.OOO!
“Well, L., what do you think of a
business conducted upon such a basis ?
Now, look ye.”
Mr. King then told the young man
just what he would do, on the condi
tion, however, that he would turn over
a new leaf in his business. L. saw the
brink upon which he had stood, and,
with his friend’s generous assistance,
he backed away from it.
“Well, my son, you got into gram
mar have you?” said a proud sire to
his thickest chip the other night. “Let
me here you decline some adjectives'”
Chip—“All right. Little, less, least;
big, bigger, biggest; mow, more, most—”
Proud sire—“Hold on, sir, that’s not
right, you—”
Chip—“Toe, tore, toast; snow, snore,
snort; go, gore, gout; row, roar, rout;—”
Proud sire—“Stop, I say; those ad
jectives—”
Chip—“Drink, drank, drunk; chink,
chank, chunk; wink, wank, wunk;
think, thank, thunk—”
Proud sire—“You infernal little fool!
What in thunder—”
Chip—“Good, better, best; wood, wa
ter, west; bad, wusser, wust; bile, biler,
burst; sew, sewer, soup; pew, poor, pup.
O-u-c-h! oh, geminetty, dad. Ohso-o!”
The outraged parent had broken into
the recitation with a boot-jack.
A Baby.
Did you ever watch a dear little baby
waking from its morning nap? It is
one of the prettiest sights in tbe world.
There is the crib with its small pie-
parations and snow white drapery that
covers somethin* outlined round and
plump. There is nothing to reveal
what it is, not the slightest movement
>f the pillowed whiteness that is visi
ble—no sound to indicate keenest ac
tus-.! fife; ntftil the minuto hand'of the
clock that3tands sentinel, like yourself,
has twice made its circuit. Then there
is a slight pulsing in the white drapery,
a thrust out, and from the nest thus
broken into appears a round, diminu
tive face, with wide-open eyes that have
not much speculation in them yet;
soon, however, they cease to stare, and
become questioning, serious, as if won
dering what kind of a world it is they
open upon; and the head lifts itself a
little, and two snow-white feet stand up
pasmodically, with a simultaneous
movement, each toe of which has an
attendant dimple. But the head is
heavy—it falls back on the pillow with
its own sweet weight, the hair all damp
and golden—the cheeks peachy—the
mouth just pouted, as the angels kissed
it in dreams. A first lingering g-o-o
comes from its rosy depths, sweeter
than any bird’s song, for it has a spirit
tone, and yet retains a thrill of its own
native skies. The chubby hands are
lifted imploringly, persuasively—the
baby is awake, and ceases to be an angel.
A Lady of Chicago-
Chicago Tribune.
A married man of Hoyne avenue was
observed the other day to have several
complicated scratches in the vicinty
of his nose, and an acquaintance of the
family said pleasantly to that man’s
wife:
“I suppose you have been having a
little difficulty with Tneodosius, eh?
Discipline must be maintained, musn’t
it?”
The wife of Theodosius looked at
him with the cold glare of a basilisk,
and replied in icy tones:
“Sir, I never should, even if my hus
band and I should happen to disagree
upon details of domestic policy, lorget
what I owe to myself as a woman, a
wife and a lady.”
Here the crushid friend made an
idiotic attempt at an explanation.
“No,” said the wife, “if you see a few
scratches upon Theodosius’ nose do not
rashly attribute them to me. I would
not so far demean myself. But if you
should see a big lump on the ridge-pole
ofhis head,ora wedge out ofhis ear,or a
long bit of sticking-plaster down his
occiput, then, cully, you can bet your
bools that I have been there, and that
is Wilhelmina Perkins’ mark. You
hear me?”
A London paper is responsible for tbe
following tale: “ A well-to-do literary
man died a few years ago, and before he
was buried a poor relation—in fact, a
brother—applied for nany old clothes,
especially shirts—he was ‘very hard np
for shins.’ A heap of shirts and other
things were given him. Two days after
wards two dozen shirts were returned in a
parcel, with this modest request. ‘These
shirts are too small round the neck by
an inch. Please alter them for mo.’ ”
“Pray, Mr. Professor, what is a par
enthesis ?”
“Madam, it is simply a circumlocuto
ry and pleonastic cycle of oratorical
sonoroeity, circumscribing an atom of
ideality, lost in verbal proftmdity.”
“Thank you, sir.”
Desperate Straggle With Two
Highway Bobbers
Cincinnati, Oct. 22.—A special dis
patch states that a desperate encounter
took place Saturday evening at Big
Clifty, Ky., near Louisville, between
two highwaymen and Jos. Hansen,
traveling salesman. Hansen started to
walk from West Clifty to Big
Clifty to catch the train, and was met
upon the bridge, which spans a chasm
146 feet in depth, by two desperate
characters, who demanded his money.
Hansen drew a revolver and shot one.
when the other rushed upon him and
attemped to throw him over the bridge.
Hansen drew a butcher knife from a
package of samples, stabbed the robber,
and succeeded in throwing him down
the chasm, %nd then escaped to Big
Clifty. The robbers were arrested, but
not recognized by the people of the
place. The one thrown over the bridge
was saved from instant death by fall
ing into Nolin river, bat both men will
probably die.
The Philadelphia Times ruminates
thus:
“An ex-Confederate soldier sits in the
Hayes Cabinet, and tbe Vice-President
of the ex-Confederacy nominated Mr.
Randall for Speaker in the Democratic
eaucus. Let ns have peace.”
The Pope’s Health.
There is no reason, we suppose, to
doubt the accuracy of the news fron
Rome given in tho London Times, and
it is such as to indicate that the time
is not far distant when another of the
rema-kable figures of modern European
history will pass from the stage. In
deed, the death of the Pope is an-event
that, however deeply it might move
the world, could scarcely have surpris
ed if it had hapened at any time
within a few years past. But with a
rare vitality the Pontiff has lingered
on till reports of his illness have almost
been regarded with incredulity, and he
still lingers, though evidently in a con
dition that might make him the victim
of any imprudence on the part of his at
tendants, or even of an exceptionally
bad change of weather. It seems pro-
able however,that his’physical functions
are to outlive the activity of his intel
lect. His eageraes in regard to the con
dition of the Church, his interest in all
that concerns it seem to wane while
strictly bodily functions continue in rea-
sonablygood order. It is notunfrequent-
ly seen in men who have reached an ad
vanced age that the body seems, as it
were tD outlive the mind. In the case
of ordinary men whose wills are made
and affairs settled at that age this be
ginning of the end is of no especial mo
ment but in the case of the Pope it is
otherwise; for, while the bodily existen-
ce'of the Poniff prevents the filling of
his place or the regular succession of
his functions, his mental decadence
permits those functions to lapse alto
gether or fall into unauthorized hands;
and hence must necessarily arise con
fusion and collision that cannot add to
tbe influence of the papacy in the
world at large.—N. Y. Herald.
Washington, October 22.—Senators
Blaine and Kernan are paired. This
indicates that Blaine intends voting
on pending questions with the other
Republicans.
It is thought the committees will not
be announced until Wednesday.
Among the bills introduced and re
ferred ia the Senate during the morn
ing hour was one by Mr. Beck, of Ken
tucky, to repeal section three of an act
to provide for the resumption of specie
payments, approved July 14,1875.
Also a bill by Mr. Hereford, of West
Virginia, to repeal an act to provide for
the resumption of specie payments.
Also, by Mr. Jones, of Nevada, to au
thorize the coinage of a dollar of 412}
grains of standard silver, and for other
purposes.
Full Committee on Elections and
Privileges of the Senate, except Morton
Spofford was present; also Kellogg, with
his counsel, Shellabarger and Wilson.
Kellogg submitted a written statement
in support of his claim. Spofford
argued his own case. The hearing will
be continued.
A Deputy Collector In the Th:
Hiorgia District is reported aa 84,000
short. Special agents have the matter
in charge.
Judge John A. Campbell, of New
Orleans, will appear for Spofford be
fore the Committee on Privileges and
Elections.
Senator Blaine is too sick to travel to
day.
tngall’s bill, pensioning certain sol
diers of the Mexican war, gives 88 per
month to all survivors, including those
who served sixty days and their wid
ows. _
Washington dispatch to the Boston
Herald: Mr. Blaine looks forward to a
restoration of the Republican party to
power in 1884, and intends, if possible,
to be the Republican candidate at that
time. These intentions of Mr. Blaine
are confirmed by his friends since his
return here, and furnish the key to his
political course in the immediate future.
It is stated that he will, as far as possi
ble, ignore the present Administration;
that he will not seek any quarrels with
President Hayes, neither will attempt
to ally himself in any way with an Ad
ministration which he believes is des
tined to be a failure in all partisan re
spects. He intends to devote himself
more than he has ever done before to
legislation affecting the interests of the
North and East, and especially to New
England; and, in pursuance of this plan
he is expected to be the special repre
sentative in the Senate, of the claimants
for the remainder of the Alabama
Claims. He will also fie the champion
of other important measures affecting
that section, which he tftinks will tend
to strengthenhim as a candidate for the
Presidency. It is understood that Mr.
Blaine has prepared a speech on the
Alabama Claims question, which he
will deliver at the proper time.
For the information of those curious
in such matters, we will say that we
have it from one who has the advant
age of a long personal acquaintance
with Gen. Harlan, that he is fully up
to the constitutional standard for Su
preme Judge physically, being fully
six feet three inches high and large
proportionately; that he is of pleasing
address, popular manners, and excel
lent family; hip father, Judge Harlan,
being one of the lights of Kentucky ju
risprudence. All of which we are
pleased to record, in the hope that, if he
is confirmed, he may agreeably sur
prise the public by an exhibition of the
sterling qualifications required in ^ the
high office to which he aspires.—Knox
ville Tribune.
Some weeks ago an American named
Bigger, who wo3 prowling around
France, bad the audacity to announce at
a table d’hote that President MacMahon
was an ass. The young man was at once
arrested, taken before a police court and
fined. The other day another American,
named Bedel, undertook to interfere with
MacMabon’s policy by putting in some
campaign work for the Chamber of
Deputies. He was promptly expelled
from France. The Due De Cazes now
threatens all newspapers which mourned
tbe fate of Bedel.
Washington, D. C., Oct. 23.—The
Senate confirmed Prof. Langston, col
ored, Minister to Hayti, and several
other unimportant nominations, and
adjourned.
The Senate confirmed Gov. McCor
mick Assistant Secretary of the Treas
ury, Hazen Third Assistant Postmaster
General.
C0HTRACT RATES OF ADVERTISING.
A bright little three year old girl in
Hartford, got a little mixed between her
religions and nursery rhymes, and grave
ly recited : “The Lord is my shepherd,
and he’s lost his sheep, and don’t know
where to find them.”
Some Busines&^StHivzg.
One of the signs that business is rap
idly reviving is the marked improv-
ment in the lumber trade. The North
west Lumberman, published at Chicago,
and very carefully edited by an old,
practical lumberman and logger, has
the following notice of the increase in
this and other lines of trade in the
North and Northwest:
From almost all parts of the coun
try there now come the good tidings of
active business and buoyant prices. It
comes just in the time when it is most
desirable and most welcome to lumber
men. Those of Chicago, as likewise in
every other place where there are large
stocks on hand, have already made con
siderable money out of the rise in prices.
It affects alike the dealer and manufac
turer, and its stimulating effect in some
quart its is almost intoxicating. To be
unable to obtain cars fast enough to
supply the orders ^received is quite a
novel experience to the men who for
two or three years have been straining
every nerve to get the orders, without
paying any attention to the cars. The
revival of business throughout the West
is general. The bulk of trade being
done in all departments is simply enor
mous. The streets of Chicago have for
some time been crowded with people
from the interior, and nearly all come
to buy something, whether lumber dry
goods or other merchandise. The streets
have been blocked with moving freight
designed for various railway depots,
and it is stated upon anthority that the
volume of trade has never been greater
in the city’s history.”
Failure of the Sitting Bnll Com
mission-
Chicago, Oct. 22.—A Times special
from the Sitting Bull commission, Fort
Walsh, British Northwest Territory, Oc
tober 17, says the commission has met
Sitting Ball and has ntterly failed to ob
tain any satisfaction or terms of settle
ment fiom him. The correspondent de
scribes Sitting Bull as a swarthy, black
haired, beardless, pnre-blooded savage,
with an air of judicial gravity and intel
ligence. He continually fears treachery
on the part of the Americans, and dis
gusts his own tribe when they are near.
He refused to shake hands with the com
missioner, and said he wanted them to
sit out in full view and behind tables.
Sitting Bull smiled broadly at the word
“surrender” in Gen. Terry’s speech, tell
ing him of the President’s desire that
hostilities should cease forever for the
sake of all parties; that all hostiles who
had surrendered to the United States had
received no punishment, and that the
same terms would be offered to Sitting
Bull. The speech produced no effect,
and the offer of peace was rejected. _ The
council broke np, and the commissioners
turned their faces homeward.
Senator Blaine on Hayes’ Title-
From the Brooklyn Union.]
Washington, Oct. 18. — Senator
Blaine said to-day that so far as the ti
tle Alexander H. Stephens accords to
Hayes is concerned the simile is pecul
iar. “Mr. Stephens,” says he “says Mr.
Hayes holds his office by a better title
than George Washington did, because
Mr. Hayes was put thereby the highest
judicial tribunal ever formed in this
country. That reminds me,” said Mr.
Blaine, “of an old fellow up in Maine
who ran for office, and they charged on
the stump that he had been indicted
for villainy of some kind. The candi
date answered in his own behalf that
the other candidate made a great blun
der in making the charge. He admit
ted the indictment) and pointed to the
fact that he had the verdict of twelve
jurymen to tho effect that he was an
honest man, while his opponent had
never even been indicted and consequen
tly could not have such a recommen
dation lor the suffrage of the people.”
Soon after the Copemican system of
astronomy began to be generally under
stood, an old farmer went to his parson
with the following inquiry:
“Dr. T., do you believe in the new
story they tell about the earth moving
around the sun?”
“Yes, certainly.”
“Do you think it is according to the
scriptures? If it is true, how conld
Josnua command the sun to stand
still?” , T v
“Umph 1” quoth the parson. “Joshua
commanded the sun to stand still, did
he?”
“Yes.”
“Very well. Did you ever hear that
he set it agoing again ?”
Weston and all the Walkists
Distanced.
W. Gales, of Cardiff, at the Lillie
Bridge grounds, near London, recently
walked 1,500 miles in l,C0O consecu
tive hours. .
The feat was performed in the pic-s-
ence of immense crowds, and —a? hon
estly done.
The World says:
The performance may therefore be
set down as bona fide, and it commends
itself as being as much superior as an
exhibition of endurance to the famous
feat of Captain Baiclny as was the
swimming of the Channel by Webb to
the crossing of the Bosphorus by Byron.
Julia Ward Howe says that women
are too often misunderstood, because,
unlike men, they bear their greatest
trials in silence. Go up head, Julia.
If a man has a boot that pinches his
foot he’ll keep the recording angel as
busy as a boy in the preserve closet,
while a woman suffering from the same
cause will never say a word about it,
and if she is caught unwarily limping,
two to one she’ll turn around with a
sweet smile of innocence irradiating
her countenance and ask if an insole
wouldn’t prevent her shoe from flop
ping at the heel and wearing out her
stocking.
The world is always ready to receive
talent with open arms. Very often it
does not know what to do with genius.
Talent is a docile creatnre. It bows its
head meekly while the world slips the
collar over it. It backs into the shafts
like a lamb.—Holmes.
How many members of the Ameri
can Scientific Society can tell how many
spokes there are in a buggy wheel, or
li e best time to clean cellars, or can
plug a leaking water pipe, or fix a
smoking chimney ?—Graphic.
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