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SUMMEY
VOLUME II
ATHENS, GEORGIA, THURSDAY MORNING,-JANUARY 24, 1866
EDUCATION FOR THF.
GEORGIA.
We wish ve, hud the voice. ,of a
trumpet that we might proclaim s the
f furthest corner of the State that thcfle
a, c l0,000 citizens of Georgia who
Jeannette has grey hairs mixed with the
PEOPLE OF
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I5Y JOHN H. CHRISTY,
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Candidates will be chargM'S* anunnneemenu.
Satobitmry niSiee»nweeniTis -ittine* in length will
he eliareed a* advertl*e:i.ent*.
- Hksw ths luunber of inseflionsiABOtnurtwoit
sleerti.rment. it will be publiabed till forbid, and
bright brown of her tresses, but she lives
in a home of splendor, and none know
but to bless her. There is a Mary, a
gentle Mary in her household, dear to
her ss her own sweet children—she is
the orphan child of those who rested
side by side for ten long years. 4
Edward is rich, but prosperity has not
His hand nevef
THE NEW CARPET.
1 can hardly spare it, Jeannette:
but as you have so set your heart upon
it, why l suppose 1 must.”
The young wife looked with rapture
upon ifie ten shining gold pieces.
‘ One hundred dollars,” said she to
herself, “how rich it makes me feel.
1 ■ seems a great deal to pay for a carpet,
but * gold is worth gold’ the eld say ing
is, and one good purchase is worths
dozen poor ones. I'll buy one of the
very finest and most beautiful Brus
sels.”
WINTER.
The leaf hath fallen!
E’en the withered leaf; and from ihe tree*
Hath faded Nature’* robe of living green ;
While thro’ their uaked boughs the whitry
breeze,
Makes mournful music o’er the vanish'd seen*
The funeral requiem of those bluehiug flowers,
That Mounted and'flaunted iu the sunny air.
When the coy spring time aud her laughing
hours.
The graceful monardts of the season were.
The song is hushed!
And gobe those warblers for softer clime,
Whose moraiug welcome, and whose evening
hymn<-
Made the.gay summer but a trysting time.
C, .«» . ...PL „ .,»can
neither read nor write.
If we wereamember of the Georgia
Legislature, this would be our constant
and only reply to -all the arguments
urged against the bills now pendingjto
provide for the education of the youth
of Georgia.
Think of it! Forty thousand Chris
tians who cannot read the Bible. Forty
thousand freemen who cannot read the
constitution. Forty thousand citizens
who cannot read the laws. Forty thou
sandmen, women and children in the
lthh century shut out from all the enjoy
ments of their age and time.
Can nothing he done for them, while
millions are appropriated to build rail
roads ; thousands to endow colleges;
hundreds to clean out rivers, and dig
down mountains ?
hardened his heart,
tires of giving out God’s bounty,
God’s poor; and Jeannette is the gui
dian angel of the needy. The “ n<
carpet,” long since old, is scarcely pi
served as a memento of sbrfrowlul t
penitent hours, and many a wets
heart owes to its silent influence t
prosperity that has turned want’s vi
derness into an Eden of plenty.. _
right melodious
~y' w 2 ATHEXS, GEORGIA.
Itin*river theSloraof Wil*on * VeaL J,n3
PITNER k ENGLAND.
Wholesale A Retail Dealer*! n
Groceries, Dry Goods,
' HA RE IVA RE, SHOES AXD BOOTS,
A arils AthkSS.Ga.
CLARK & CARTER.
pEALF.RS IN
Family Groceries and
Provisions.
At D. N. JurUonV old stand, Rroad street.
Athens, Ga.
MOORE & CARLTON,
DE.VLFBS IS
SILK, FANCY AND STAPLE GOODS,
HARD WARE AND CR0CKERY.
April No. 3, Granite Row, Athens, Ga.
LUCAS & BILLUPS,
ITHOLESALE AXD RETAIL DEALERS IX
DRY GOODS,
groceries, Hardware. *c. Ac.
No. 2, Broad Street. Athens.
Now roars the tempest in its rath aloud.
The brook is frozen ! •
The hablihg streamlet sparkles now no more
In the full glory of the sun's warm beams ;
The ice* king's sceptre has been wafted o'er
And sleep is brooding on the m-nlest stream.
There are no flowers on its frozen side—
The sun shine-only with cheerless glance;
Still is ' “ melody ; and the valley's pride,
Is calm as Beauty in a pleasing glance.
Srirf SStrins.
Sincerity is to speak what we ihink-
to do whnt we profess, to perform what
we promised, and real'y to be what we
would appear end seem to be.
A lady walking a lew days since on
one of;he wharves in New York, asked
a sailor whom she nu t, why a ship was
called “ sin- V The son of Neptune re
plied that it was “ because the rigging
cost more than the hull.
WILLIAM G. DELONY,
ATTORNEY at law,
Office over the *tore at Wm M. Morton A Son
Will attend promptly to all business entrust
«d to his care. Athens, April 6
JOHN II. CHRISTY,
PLAIXAXD FAXCV
Book and Job Printer,
••Franklin Job Office,” Athens, Ga.
™ All work entrusted to his care iRithtully. correctly
3 •, nunctnallv executed, at (Wires corrr-|«md-
jaalS in* with the hardneasof the times.
The individual who perpetrated the
following choice stanz :s was a ntan of
genius. Hear him:
Men scorn to kiss among themselves,
Aud scarce will kiss a brother ;
Women wnut to kiss so bad,
They smack and kiss each ether.
‘ Tom,” said a man to his friend. “1
think it I ighly dangerous to keep the
bills of small bauks on hand n..w-a-
lays.” “Tom” answered the other,
“ 1 find it more difficult than danger
ous.”
t' WILLIAM N. WHITE,
WHOLESALE AXD RETAIL
I,.Bookseller and stationer,
Jt*d*Ycx*paprr and
dealer in*
MUSIC and MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS
£#!*; LAMPS, FIXE CUTLERY. FaXCY «OOD8.«C.
2, College Avenue. Newton flm^e. Athene, Ga
•in of** While** University .look Store.
r«ldrR nmmntlv filled Rt Augusta rates.
DEALERS IN
GROCERIES. HARDWARE, STAPLE-
BKYGO0D3. STOVES. IRON. CAST
INGS. CROCKERY-WARE. &c.
C”> tST Corner of Broad and Wall streets
Athens, Ga. August lfi. l8jo.
B. JOSES.
Had Him There.—A clergyman
was censuring a young lady for tight
lacing.
“Why,” replied the tni.s, “you
would not surely recommend loose habits
to your parishioners.” The clergyman
smiled.
The Remedy.—An Irishman called
in great haste upon I)r. Ahernethy,
slating that—“ Be dad, me hoy Tim
has swallowed a mouse!” “ Then, be
dad," said the Doctor, “tell your boy
Tim to swallow u cat!”
JAMES M. ROYAL,
HARJtKSS MAKER*
H AS removed his shop to Mitchell’s old
Tavern, one door east of Grady A Nich
olson's—where he keeps always on hand a
general assortment of articles in hisline, and
fsatwAysready to fillordorsinthe best style.
Jan 26 tf
An imaginative Irish i an gave ut
terance to this lamentation ; ‘ I return-
eii to the halls of my father's by night,
and I found them in ruins! 1 cried aloud,
• My fathers, « here are the f V and echo
responded, ‘ Is that you, Patrick-
M’Glathery ?’ ”
COLT & COLBERT,
DEALERS IX
STAPLE DRY GOODS,GROCERIES
AND HARDWARE.
No. 9 Granite Row Athens, Ga.
JAMES j. COLT. 1 WM. C. COLBERT.
August 6,1365.
T. BISHOP k SON,
Retail Oocers,
Broad street, Athens.
W. L. MARLElt,
ATTORNEY AT LAW. .
Jefferson, Jackson County, Ga.
KcrzBcacES.—Messrs. McLester a Hunter
end W. 8, Thompson. Km**.. Jefferson ; D.
W. Spence and W. J. Peeples. E-qs. Lnw-
Yenccviile; J. H. Newton, C. Peeples. E*q
ud J. H. Cbristv, Athens; Law A Clarke
«nd M. Graham, Esq*. Gainesville.
Jan 17—ly
W.G. DELON Y.
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
W l LL give bisspecial atteotiuii to collect
ing, and to the claims of all persons en
titled to Lasvd Warrants, under the late
jjonnty Land Bill of the last Congress.
&r Office <>n Broad Street over the store
I.M. Kenney.
MaWb 15—1855—tf.
“ I understand your father is dead,'
said a man to a little boy, as he entered
the house, “ You’re right now, old
boss,” said he, “ he’s laid out iu t’other
room as cold as a wedge !”
The last case of indolence is related
in one of our exchanges, it is that of a
man named John Hole, who was so
lazy, that in writing his tut me, he simply
used the letter J. and then punched a
hole through the paper.
A western editor, in speaking of one
of the newly-elected Senators, says that
his ignoranre is so deuse, that the uuger
of common sense will l>e longer in
boring through it, than it would take
a boiled carrot "to bore through Mont
Blanc.
SLOAN & OATMAN,
, DEALERS IN
Italian, Egyptian & American
AND EAST TENNESSEE MARBLE.
Monuments, Tombs, Urns and Vases; Murble
Mantels and Furnishing Marble-.-
|g*AH order* promptly filled.
ATLANTA, GA.
fSTRefer to Mr. Ross Crane. jnnel4
C. W. & H. R. J. LONG,
Wholesale and Retail Druggists.
Jfcsf* ATHENS, Oi.
The individual who tried to clear his
conscience with an egg, is now endea
voring to raise his spirits with yeast. It
he fails in this it is h;s deliberate inteu-
tion to blow out his bruins with a bel
lows, and sink calmly into the arms of
a young lady.
The celebrated Whitson, while dining
with Lady Jekyll.was asked why woman
was made out of a rib?
•• Indeed, my lady,’’ replied he, “ I
don’t know, exsept it was because the
rib is the crookedesl parf-of the body.”
Hon. David R. Atchison has with
drawn from, the canvass for United
States Seustor in Missouri, and retired
into private life.
A man who does not take a news
paper, is not only poor but will always
remain so. The less men know, t te
less they earn, Folks who labor for
tenty-five cents, a day, always sign
sir names with an X.
The Manchester Examiner, one of
ihe ablest* of the English provincial
papers, says thatthe increase of pattjor-
ism in Manchester has been nearly 50
pet cent, in 1855j»(j>ove the noinber in
rosy., babe was
te little
arges to
linger by his side every moment till the
darling woke up. Jeannette, flushed
with eager anticipation, looked her pret
tiest, and throwing her mantilla over
her handsome shoulders, she was just
hurrying away when a loud ring at the
door brought out a very pettish “oh
dear!” at the unexpected intrusion.
“Oh,Jeannc-ttel—dear Jeannette!”
and a pale young creature sat panting
on the sofa, “ we are in such a trouble,
such a dieadful trouble ! Can you help
us ? Dg you think we could borrow a
hundred dollars frotr- your husband ?
Couldn’t you get it for us, Jeannette!
You know you said I mijdit always rely
upon j ou whm a trial came, and poor
Charles expects every moment to.have
his little stock of goods attached, and he
is so sickly!"
•• Dear, dear !” said Jeannette, her
great good heart suddenly contracting !
“ Edward told me only this morning
not to ask him for any motley for tit ret
mouths, and she gathered her purse up
lightly in her handkerchief; “ i am sure
if—1 only could oblige you 1 would
But I expect Edward is really pushed.
You know he has just commenced busi
ness. Can't you get it-elsewhere ? Have
you tried ?”
“ Yes,” answered her friend, des-
pondingly, ‘Iv’e tried everywhere.
Peopie kuow'that Charles is sick, and
cannot repay- immediately. - Oh! it
seems to me' some creditors have such
stony hearts.' Mr. J , knows just
our circumstances, yet he insists upon
that money. Oh ! it is so hard! it is so
hard !”
Her pitiful voice and the big tears
running like rain down her pallid cheeks
almost unnerved Jeannette’s selfish
ness.
But that carpet—that beautiful carpet
she had promised herself so long, and so
often been disappointed of its posses
sion, that she could uot give it Up. She
knew her husband's heart—and that he
would urge her to self denial—no; she
would not s< e him—if she did it was all
over with the carpet.
“ Well," said Iter poor friend, in a
desponding voice, lisingtogo, “I’m
sorry you can’t help me; I know you
would if you could, and it is something
to know that—but 1 go back with a
heavy heart. Good morning, dear Jean
nette ; I hope you will never know what
it is to want and sutler.”
How handsome the new carpel looked
as the sUn streamed in on its wreathed
flowers, its colors of fawn, and >>lue,
and crimsuu, its soft velvety richness—
and how proud felt little Mrs. Jeannette
at the lavish praises of her neighbors.
It was a bargain, too ; she had saved
ten-dollars in its-purchase, and bought
a paii of elegant window shadcs-a beau
tiful match for her beautiful carpet.
“ 1 declare !” said her husband, “ this
looks like comfort; but it spoils all tuy
pleasure to think of poor Chariey Somers.
The poor fellow is dead.”
Jeuunette gave a real sharp scream
and the flush faded from her face.
“ Yes! that rascally J ! For the
pahry sum of a hundred dollars, he at
tached every thing iu the little shop, and
was so insulting besides, that Charles,
springing up angrily iu his bed. ruptured
a blood vessel, and lived scarcely an
hour afierward. You know he has been
weak and sickly this great while,'
“ And Mary ? issued from Jeannette’s
bloodless lips.
She has a dead child ; and they tell
me her life is despaired of. Why on
earth didn’t they send for me? I could
easily iia*e spared the money for that
purpose. If it had stripped me uf the
last cent, they sh<»uld have had it. Poor
fellow—poor Mary !”
“ And l might have saved it,*///”
shrieked Jeannette, siuking upon her
knees on the rich carpet.; “ oh ! Ed
ward. will God ever forgive me for my
heartlessncss ? Mary did call here, and
with tears begged me to aid W—and
I had the whole sum in my very
hand—and coldly turned Iter away. Oh !
my God ! forgive me; forgive me.*'
In the very agony of grief, poor Jean
nette could receive no comfort. In vain
her husband strove to sooth her; she
would not hear a word in extenuation of
her selfish conduct.
•• I shall never forget poor Mary’s
tears; 1 shall never forget her sad voice;
they will haunt me to my dying day.
Ob! take it away—that hateful carpet;
I have purchased it with the death of
my dearest friend. How could you be
Vo cruel 1 I shall never be happy again,
never—never."
Years havp passed since then, snd
Mary with her husband tic together
under the green sod of the church ytrd
LITTLE KINDNESS.
* Tis sweet to do something fot those we love.
Though the favor he ever so small.” '
Brothels, sisters, did you ever try the
effect which little acts of kindness pro
duce upon that charmed circle we call,
home?' We love to receive little favors
ourselves; and how' pleasant the re
ception of them makes the circle! To
draw up the arm chair and get the slip
pers for father, to watch if any little
service can be rendered to mother, t.>
help brother nr assist sister, how pleas
ant it makes home!
A little boy Jtas a hard lesson given
him at school and his teacher asks if he
thinks lie can get it; for a moment the
little fellow hangs down Itis head, but
the next he looks brightly up, “ I can
get nty sister to help me,” he says. Thai
is right, sister, help little brother, and
you are binding a tie round his heart
that may save him in many an hour of
dark temptation.
“ I don’t know how to do this sum,
but brother will show me,” says another
little one.
'• Sister. I’ve dropped a stitch in my
knitting: I tried to pick it up, but it has
r..n down, and I can’t fix it.”
The little girl’s face is flushed, and
.-he watches her sister with a nervous
anxiety while she replaces the ‘naughty
stitch.’
“ Oh, I am so glad !” she says as she
receives it again from the hands of her
sister, all nicely arranged ; “ you are a
good girl, Maiy.”
“ Bring it to me sooner next time,
and then it wont’t net so bad,” says th<>
gentle voice of Mary, and site bounds
away with a light heart, to finish her
task.
If Mnry had not helped her she would
have lost her walk in the garden. Surely,
it is better to do as Mary 'did than to
say, “ Oil, go away, and don’t tropble
me;” or to scold the little one^all the
time you are performing the trifling
favor.
Little nets of kindness, gentle words,
loving smiles, they strew the path of
life with flowers, they make the sunshine
brighter, and the green earth greener;
and He who bade us love one another,
looks with favor upon the gentle and
kind hearted, and has pronounced the
ntei-k blesr.ed.
Brothers, si-teis, love one another
bear with one another. If one offend
forgive and lore him still; and whatever
may be the faults of others, we must re
member that, in the sight of God, we
have others as great,and perhaps greater
than theirs!
Be kind to the little ones : they will
often be fretful and wayward. Be
patient with them, and amuse them.
How often a whole family of little ones
are restored to good humor by an elder
member proposing some new play, and
perhaps joining in it, or galhei ing them
around her while she relates some pleas
ant story.
And, brothers, do you think because
you are stronger, it is unmanly to be
»entie to your little' brothers and sisters.
True nobleness of heart ai.d true mntili
ness of conduct are never coupled with
pride and arrogance.
Nobility and gentleness go hand in
hand ; ai d when I see a young gentle
man kind and respectful to his mother,
and gentle and forbearing to his brothers
and sisters, I think he has a noble heart.
Ah ! many a mother’s affid maffiy a
sister’s heart has been wrung . by the
cold neulect and stiff unkiiidness of
those whom God has made their natural
protectors.
Brothers.-sisters, never be unkind to
one another, never be ashamed to help
one another, and you will find that
though it is pleasant to receive favors
yet it is more blessed to give than to re-
eive.—Sunday School Advocate.
Governer Gardner has sent in hi# an
nual message to the Massachusetts Le
gislature. He deprecates the passage
of t ie personal liberty bill, and urges
its repeal.
Hon. Henry A. Wise was inaugurat
ed Governor of Virginia on the 1st day
of January.
It may not he generally known that
by a law of April 12, raw cotton is
made free of duty in Belgian ports.
Talk not to us of begging and robbing.
They are not the children—these uu-
THE WESTERN AND ATLAN
TIC RAILROAD.
A short time since three Locomotives
were reported to be off the track between
tins- place and Chattanooga, all the same
day. On yesterday, in tmd near this;
city, three trains were off; almost within
sight of each other. The public, how
ever, must not expect us to report all
the accidents aud failuresnhat are occur-,
ring daily, even within our “bailiwick.”
It is sufficient for us to say-that “runoffs"’
are more common now, than regular
trains.
These continued accidents inevitably
involve heavy losses to the State; not
withstanding, some of the administration
organs represent that the real injuries
done, ate but triflng. Aud this is only
th« beginning of the.chapter—the legit
imate fruits of the ’fxovernor^.pdllcj/.'t
putting the earnings of the Road into
the State Treasury, before making the
necessary repairs, to stand the severe
winter freezes and rains. It was for
opposing this policy, in part, that the
Governor cursed us so bituriy in his
speech here last fall. But the Governor’s
surplus, which he husbanded so carefully
fortunate crealures-of the poor counties 1 before the election as the only available
in which they live, but of the proud capital on hand to procure a passport to
Stale of Georgia, and she owes it to Iter tbe Gubernatorial chair again, will all be
own honor, to rescue them front the needed now to pay the losses and damage*
barbarism of ignorance and bid them
drink of the pure founts of knowledge
uttdefiled, whereby tlteir darkness will
be illuminated, and tlteir degradation
removed.
Is it not known that 6 lOths of fhe
crime committed in the Stale is per
petrated by men who cannot read?
Are jail fees and penitentiary appropria
tions more pleasant to pay than the
tuition fees of the school master? Is
the htingrnan more worthy of State aid
than.the pedagogue?
We call upon our brethren of the
press to come to the rescue of the un
fortunate poor. This generation may
not appreciate their labors, but posteri
ty will bless the noble men who are now
striying to re?cue them from the awful
curse of ignorance, twin sister of sin
and first born of the .devil.—Columbus
Times.
South Carolina has enacted a law
granting an annual appropriation of
95,000 to the State Agricultural Socie
ty.
Men more polite than Women.—
Not long since we had occasion to ride a
Short distance in oneof our city omnibus, s
it-was after dark, and the .omnibus start
ed off* nearly filled with met.. Soon it
sloppi d—a woman opened the door. lit
siantly there was a move among tbe
men ; they crowded together and a seat
was furnished tbe lady. After proceed
ing a square or two further, another
Indy wished to get in; an additional
squeeze was made, and she was accom
modated with a seat. A similar applica
tion was again soon made, and a gentle
man instantly gave up his seat and got
on top. Another soon followed, and
another gentleman did likewise. Re
peated instances like this occurred,
and the gentlemen,by crowding together,
holding market -baskets and children,
accommodated every lady applicant till
we counted inside, men, women, and
children, nearly twenty persons! Then
the number began to diminish ; men and
children got out. and tbe omnibus was
decently filled with women, there being
two raen-inside. and they at the further
end. completely blockaded in by market
baskets. And now a woman opened
the door; no lady inside stirred. “Cun
I hare a seat,” modestly asked the ap
plicant. “I should like to to see where
you’d-^it,” said one lady. “Don’t you
see this ’bus is full,” said another.”
“You can stand,” sneeringly said a third
“1 can walk,’’said the spunky applicant,
and slamming the door, off she walked.
Now, had the omnibus been as full of
men as it was uf women, that lady would
have been furnished a seat without n
murmur.
But it is not only in the omnibus, that
men show their superior politeness over
women. In a rainy day, if we meet two :
men
steps behind the other, and gives you a
pass way ~
ten
step into the mud.
In a crowded church, men will squeeze
together to accommodate another man ;
but ladies will spread themselves out so
three or four will fill a pew, and not an
inch will they move to accommodate one
of their own sex. So in railroad cars,
and other places where men and . women
congregate, and where-the true disposi
tion is instinctively shown.
We state these as general cases. There
are exceptions of course, but we wish
merely to draw attention to the general
fact, that while a man’s rudeness to a
woman is so rare as to attract notice
when it occurs, the rudeness of a woman
towards a man, or towards another
woman is so common ris to be considered
matter of course. If among other
“Women's Rights,” «hich some belies
ure now striving to obtain, they will in
graft the right to be always courteous
and polite to each other, we men will
take care of ourselves, and them too
God bless 'em. With all their faults, we
love them still.—Cincinnati Gazette.
arising from the ctirre/iiaccidents—much
of which might have been avoided, by a
timely application of this “surplus” to
removing the decaying wood superstruct
ure, and relaying .his end. of the Road
with heavy iron and new timbers. Had
tbe policy indicated in the Annual Re
port of George Yonge, been followed out
by Gov. Johnson and his Superintendent
the Western & Atlantic Rail Road
would; now, have been made one of tbe
best and most profitable roads in the
South. But this did not suit the elec
tioneering notions of Governor Johnson,
something must be done to sustain the
party; hence all the permanent improve
ments on the road were discontinued
and the “patebing-up” system substituted,
by which the few thousand dollars were
reserved, to place in the State Treasury,
for the administration press to crow over
Having received the Road, in the best
possible condition tbe mateiia! in use
would admit of, the patching-up system
answered pretty well for summer use;
but it is now utterly incapable of doing
the winter business, and never will b»-
again, unless five times the amount of
the Governor’s ‘Surplus” is expended
between Resacca ami Chattanooga, in
laying a new track. A system of gross
deception, has been practiced upon the
people in relation to the condition of the
affairs of this Road; but the “scales” are
beginning to fall from the eyes of many
in this section of the State, who. now,
for the first time, demand the sale of the
Road.
This would be a favorable time for
the investigatiny Committee to pass over
the Road—would’nt it? They would
have so much time along the line for
investigation !—Dalton Times.
APEBSONAL SERMON.
to** become aware of agio*-
ing evil Jtmong his brethren, arising
from a cause, with which, being fan iliat,
he determined upon rebuking and de
nouncing. When in the midst of an
ordination discourse, he said;
“A!y
young brother, it is to be regre:*-
tvd that many enter the ministry after
W* e J hare been educated, to wboset
services the church has a. ejaim; they
look around and select a lady for their
wife, but they are careful she possesses
-a fortune. After a lime they begin to
E t weary in well doing. They ’a'ue
Id, tt results in a cough, they ore f»
weak that they cannot attend to the dv>
ties of iheiK office., ^Fhey resign, arid
live oponthtv [Soapr**une. I know'
^ ' Jr°° kl °g\v it never be .
your tdt;’^~^*i^ t -
During the delivery of this keen re
buke, there was a young minister, or
rather an ex-minister, who did not seem
very comfortable. After the service
was closed, the merits of the discourse
were canvassed, and the general opinion
was, that it was only such a one as
could be delivered by Mr. Jay. Said one
to tbe ex-pastor:
“How did you like Mr. Jay ? ir was
fine, quite a treat, vras’nt it ?”
Well, I liked him very well, but I
think he was rather pcrsonaL”
“Personal, eh, how so?”
“Why. you must have noticed his re
ference to ministers out of health resign
ing.”^
“Yes, yea he was a little close there..
I must admit.”
“I shall speak to him about it,” said!
the fastidius ex-minister.
He sought the vestry, and found Mr.
Jay there. He congratulated him oiv
his health and discourse, but hinted that
he was personal in his remarks, and
whuld like to know if he referred to-
him.
“Personal,” said the patriarch, “per
sonal, eh, in what part of the discourse?'
“When you were speaking abont min
isters resigning.”
“Oh,” said Sir. Jay, “I see, ye*, have
you resigned?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Did you marry a rich wife J”
“Yes, sir.”
“D.d you have a cough and become
disabled for the service r”
“Yes, sir.
“Ah, my fiiend, yours is the sixth,
then.”
This young man reaped the reward of
his folly, and retired, confused and
abashed, from the presence of Mr. Jav.
Why is associating with bn'i charac:
ters like getting a leg crushed during
the dog days ? Because it is apt to lead
to “ mortification."
STOPPING NEWSPAPERS.
A certain inan hit his toe against a
pebble, and fell headlong to the ground.
He was vexed, and under.the influence
of anger and active "selt->uflkiency. he
kicked old mother earth right saucily.
With imperturbable gravity he looked to
see the globe dissolve and conic to naught.
But the earth remained.and only his poor
foot was injured in the encounter. This
is the way of man. An article in
newspaper touches him in a weak spot,
and straightway he sends to stop his
paper. With great self-complacency he
looks to see a crash when the object of
his spleen shall cease to be. Poor fool, he
has only hit his own toe against an
imaginary world that does not percepti
bly I eel the shock and injuries to any ex
tent to no one but himself.
Prayer was not invented; it was born
with the first sigh, the first joy, the first
^sorrow of the human heart; or rather
abreast on a crossing, one instantly i raan "f bor ?. to ^ ; oglor, . fy God ’. or
behind the other, and gives you a '° '“P ore 1 * ,m 1 W “ S ‘"f ’"‘T"
iSKway. But if you meet two ladies, j here ' *£** “ H el , se before ‘T
n chances to one but you will have to or W1,h h,m;bu ‘* he cr f: or * d "
iMiinm the mnrl * miration, or oflovei which he raise* to-
ward the Creator, does not perish on his
passing from the earth; it reascends, it
resounds from age to age, inthe ear of t|ie
Almighty, like tbe reflection of bis own
magnificence. It is the only thing in
man which is wholly divine, and which
he ean exhale with joy and pride in
Itomage to Him to whom homage alone is
due— the infinite and eternal being.—
Lamartine.
JdF’The richest man in Congress is
the Hon. Wm. Aiken of South Carolina.
His property is estimated at two millions
of dollars, including oner one thousand
negroes ! Mr. Aiken is an elderly gen
tleman, active, accomplished and full of
kindness of .heart He is u fair represen
tative of a “fine old Southern gentleman.’
and he is highly esteemed for his con
sistent views and ripe experience.
This is really the smallest horse 1
ever *aw. said a countryman on viewing
a Shetland pony.
“ Indeed now,” replied his Irish com
panion.” “ but I’ve seen a small one as
two of ’qm.”
So Old a. .Fbi.knd-—The editor of
the Boston Liberator calls upon the ta
llies of I tie North to make use of nothing
that is produced by slave labor. He
needn’t expect them not to use cotton
Marriage or “Fanny Fern.”—On
Saturday last, Mrs. Pavson Kldridgc
was marritd to Mr. James Parton, of
New York. Mrs. Eldridge is better
known to tbe public at large as “Fanny
Fern.” The bridegroom is the biogra
pher of Horace Grcely and a contributor
to the periodicals of the day.
Somebody in New York lias sent the
editor of the Athens Post a Universalist
sermon, presenting points ulii-h tbe
tditor says are plausible enough and
quite consoling to a* great a sinner as
himself,but be cannot believe that all will
be saved while he has the names of so
many delinquent subscribers upon bis
books.
The Cincinnati Sun says that such i*
the stagnation of business in that city,
that there are over ten thousand npplicu
lions for relief from the public charities.
The Chicago papers stale that emigra
tion from the Eastern and Middle States,
to the West bras never more active than
at present. *
It is stated that the delegates ju.-f
chosen to the next Democratic State
Convention of Pennsylvania, stand sev
enty-two for Buchanan, five for Dallas,
and three doubtful.
Rogers, the |>oet, and author of “Plea
sures of Memory,” is dead, in England.
He lived far beyond the years allotted
to ordinary life, and was probably the
richest poet in modern times. He was
born in 17G0. and was a young man at
the period of the American Revolution.
He was fetnpns for his hospitality and
his wealth.
A tall, slabsided Yankee who was
making his appearance at Cape May l.i*V
summer, strolled down to the beach
during bathing time. On seeing the
bevy of beauties disporting in the waves,
he burst into a fit of enthusiasm:
“ Je-ru sa-letn! if that don't jest re
mind me of something good we have to
hum.”
“ What is that 1” remarked a friend
who heard him.
“ What is it!” said Jonathan, smack
ing his lips. “ Why, it’s lasses and
water."
Unpopular.—Quarrelsome women,
rainy days, and those dirty-faced boys
, mp ,„ ... who are continually boring you about
They will not expel so old a friend from “ that little bill” that you owe to Mr
.tlteir bosoms.—Louisville Journal. |Gripi
Unfortunate—A yrtuth in Chit*
copee, Ma-sachusetts, while attemptin ;
to kiss a young lady, slipped and fell
just before reaching her, thus losing hi*
kiss and two front teeth.
Anti Nebraska Democrats.—The
Washington correspondent of the New
York Herald informs us tlmt about thir
ty of the Democratic m.-mbers of the
present Congress are anti-Nebraska—*
nearly half of the whole number. If
this he so, what claims have the Demo
cracy to be considered a national party*
more than any other?