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An Amusing Incident. Avery amusing and well told story is to he met with in one of the last letters of the Conrrier des Flats Unis’ European correspon dent. The scene is laid at Raden Spa, in the height of the fashionable season. Os course the hotels are filled to overflowing with occu pants. A gentleman, an Englishman by the cut of his coat, arrived about midday at one of the principal hotels, followed by a commis sionnaire, carrying his portmanteau. He ap plied for a room. The polite host was sorry not to he able to accommodate him : his ho tel is full. The stranger would not take that for an excuse : he had been to six hotels and received the same answer. “I cannot help that, sir.” “But you must help it; you must give me a room.” “It is impossible, sir.” “Oh! don’t try to humbug me; I want a room, and a room I will have.” “\on will have to stay in this passage way then. “Very well. You will not find ino a room, I’ll find one for myself.” And off lie stalked jp stairs, followed by the host and the com missionnaire. The stranger proceeded in his search in the most direct and persevering manner. He took every story and wing in order, tried ev ery door and occasioned the greatest scan dal and disturbance thereby. Imagine the consternation and affright ot the ladies, who, whilst they were engaged in the duties of the toilet, saw the door of their chamber opened, and a strange, peering, imperturbable face thrust in; of course they shrieked an j alarm. The gentlemen disturbed in the same manner showed their anger by expressions not at all consonant with polite usages. Iho stranger moved on from door to door, undis turbed by the stonn he had raised, and not ; heeding in the least the entreaties and impre cations of the panting and indignant host. At length one last door remained to be es sayed ; it was opened; and a room ol com fortable dimensions was disclosed to view, unoccupied by aught save the trunk and a few scattered garments ot some traveller, then litlle aware of his fate. “I’ll take this room!” said the stranger, placing his portmanteau on a chair, paving j the carrier and motioning him away. Rat j this room is taken, sir!” exclaimed the host. | “The occupant should be here then. He is not here and I take his place, replied the stranger, throwing the scattered garments out of the window. “How dare you throw those things out?” said the host, now exas perated beyond measure. “111 throw you out if you stay here two minutes longer! answered the other fiercely. “I ry it! re plied the host savagely. “I will!” said the stranger coollv, and the next moment the in furiate li'.tle hotel-keeper found himself forci bly ejected into the passage-way. In a short time be returned with a crowd of servants, all armed with sticks and brooms, determined to turn the insolent stranger out of the house. They rushed into the room. The strang er was shaving himself. He turned round, razor in hand; coolly surveyed the array and asked the gentlemen what they wished. Something in his look and attitude kept the crowd of waiters back. He laid down the razor; took up a pair of pistols; leisurely cocked them, and took aim at the little host. “I give you just one second to leave the room,” he said. The affrighted servants rush ed out of the door way, carrying along with them, the struggling host, more infuriate than ever. The gensdarmes were sent for, and pre sently the door, now double locked, was be sieged by the police and their armed emissa ries. No answer being returned to repeated j summons, the gensdarmes battered open the ; door and entered at a charge. Ihe strang- j er, ono cheek shaved and the other lathered, j presenting a very comical aspect, stood be- i hind a small barricade of furniture, sur- : mounted by his own portmanteau and his pre decessor’s trunk, and, holding out his pistols, swore he would shoot the first man who ap proached his fortification. The gensdarmes : hesitated; the valiant host, hidden behind the door, cried out “charge!;” The stranger fired at the door; the little man sank on his knees, almost frightened out of his wits; the brave gensdarmes rushed at the barricade; bang! went the other pistol, fortunately in juring no one, but still more frightening the little man behind the door; the stranger, fighting like a lion, was knocked down, j bound and carried oft’ in triumph to the chief i magistrate’s office, followed by an immense i crowd who sacred their intense hatred ot the j pcrfi.de Albion and their intense admiration of j the brave Baden-Baden gensdarmes. The stranger was committed to jail, the magistrate then being at dinner and not wil- | ling to disturb digestion. Black-eyed and bloody-nosed the hero of the day sat in his cell, cursing his fate and resolved on burning the hotel and murdering its inhabitants so soon as he could be set at liberty. Meanwhile the police opened his portman teau and examined his papers. Imagine their astonishment and the surprise of all Baden- Baden on learning that the fighting stranger was no less a personage than a member ot the Congress of Peace on his return home from Frankfort So much for profession and prac tice. The Russian, the Pickpocket and Jenny land. A young and wealthy Russian officer was sent over here, in May, 1847, on an affair of much importance. A few days only were al lowed him to transact the business. It was the eve of that musical insanity, the debut of Jenny Lind. Our Russian shared the anxie ty of the million to be present; but, on ap plying for a ticket, he found they had been all cold, lie tried the music shops, Are., but without success. lie offered *2O/ for a stall, to no purpose. This was desperate. He was to leave London the next day ; therefore the offer of procuring a stall for Jenny Lind’s second appearance was useless to him. The ; stranger was no common-place person ; lie resolved, coirte qui conic, to try every possible means to gain his object, and accordingly went early, and stationed himself at the prin cipal entrance to her Majesty’s Theatre. Here he addressed several who were waiting for the opening of the doors, and offered a handsome sum for die relinquishment of their admission in his favor ; hut all were inflexi ble. Money was no object; no Russian gold could have atoned to them for the loss of the Swedish Nightingale’s rich notes; and pur friend had almost begun to despair, when, nil at once, he felt an attempt at his pocket He quickly put his hand behind him, in time to catch hold of the thief, who had fully suc ceeded in extricating his note-case, as it was actually in his possession. Our friend, who was a muscular young man, immediately Seized the delinquent bv the collar, and, bo ing a tolerably good English scholar, signi fied his intention of delivering him over to the police. .The poor wretch pleaded extreme poverty ; but this would not do ; a wife on a bed of sickness; but this was equally un successful; at the details of three-starving children (the traveller was a young father,) the pickpocket completely succeeded in mol lifying his captor, “Well,” raid he. “I for- give you, but only on one condition. As you are so expert in the extraction of property, you must immediately procure for me one o( these gentlemen’s pocket-books. If it should contain an admission for the opera to-night, I will a!ln*v you to depart unmolested, with the addition, perhaps, of a trifle for your wife and children ; hut mind, I shall have my eye upon you, and at the least appearance of your attempting to escape me, I sha.ll give you in charge of the police.” Ihe man cheerfully undertook the commission; and in a few minutes our Russian friend was in pos session of a handsome pocket-book, contain ing the nmeh-eraved-for stall-ticket. Ad monishing the light-fingered gentleman to be more honest in future, and presenting him with a handsome gratuity for his wife and family, he very soon lost sight of his profes sional friend, in the opening rush into the theatre. The next morning, Mr. a respectable old merchant, retired from busi ness, was at breakfast, and was describing to a friend his disappointment, the night before, in not hearing Jenny Lind, in consequence of his having been robbed ot his pocket-book, at the entrance to her “Majesty s i heatre, when the servant brought ill a small parcel, accompanied by a note. On opening toe parcel, what was Mr. ’s astonishment, when he discovered the stolen pocket-book, exactly in the same state as when he lost it, except that, in place of the single-stall ad mission, it now contained a ticket for a box on the grand tier, for the next night of Jenny Lind’s performance. The note contained the following words: “Sir, —Pray, accept the enclosed box-ticket, as a small atonement for your disappointment yesterday evening. Having offered the sum of twenty pounds, unsuccessfully, for a stall, I enclose you that sum for the use of yours. Hoping you will enjoy the treat of which I so unceremonious ly deprived you, believe me, dear sir, your very obliged, Fanatico.” The noto con tained a cheque for twenty pounds. Tiie Basest Kind of Swindling. The basest kind of swindling yet practiced is noticed in the New York Courier. Some mean-souled scamps advertise “500 girls wanted to work on shirts,” and when appli cation is made, the girls are told that a de posit of one dollar is required as a guarantee for the safe return of the garment. This de posit is made, and the cloth is taken, to be made into shirts at a sixpence each. In due time they are returned, and the girls are told to come next day, after their work has been examined. They go next day for their pa}’, and are then told that their work was not well done—that the cloth was spoiled—that they cannot have their pay, and that the dol lar which they deposited will be kept to pay ■ for the cloth they have spoiled! Thus these men get the work for nothing, and make a dollar besides ; and next day the}’ advertise, as before, “500 girls wanted;” and so go through the same operation. And this swin dling is systematically pursued, the Courier says, from week to week, throughout the year, by many establishments which transact an immense amount of business with the tra ding public; and what is still worse, these villainous frauds are not dealt with legally, because the magistrates are unwilling to of fend the wealthy and influential parties against whom the complaints are made, at the instance of the friendless and moneyless fe males from whom they come. A fine set of public magistrates, and a nice sense of jus tice ! “Zat is my Trunk !” In the days of coaching over the Provi dence turnpike, before railroad oars were in use, and baggage crates existed, and when travellers had to keep a sharp look out for their luggage, some forty or fifty passengers had just stepped on board the old “Ben Frank lin,” and got under way at Narragansett Bay. A gentleman, who had occasion to get some of his wardrobe, had just hauled out from an immense pile of baggage stowed amid-ships, anew black leather trunk of port ly dimensions, studded with brass nails, when a little withered Frenchman, of a mottled complexion, and fashionably dressed, darted from the crowd, and interposing between our friend and his property, exclaimed, courte ously, but positively— ‘l beg your pardon, sare—mais pardonnez mni—you have got ze wrong cochon by ze oreille—zat is my trunk !’ ‘Not so, monsie’r—l hope I know my own traps. ‘Rcstcz tranquille—hold on—dans un in stant, I vill prove my props ?—aha! you see dis key, eh?’ Applying it to the lock, he threw up the lid, and then struck a triumph ant attitude. ‘My key unlock you trunk, eh! tell me zat V ‘Stand out of the way ! —it’s my trunk, I tell you.’ ‘Hold on von little minute! zose your shurrts, eh ?’ ‘To he sure they arc!’ ‘Zoseyou drawaires, eh?’ ‘Certainly!’ ‘Vait a moment —I vill prove me props, sare,’ and the little Frenchman, rummaging beneath a pile of shirts and socks, produced a bottle, and said deliberately, with a hideous grin. ‘Zat your bot-telle of Don-frces Ish (Itch) ointment, sare, oh ? Ave you got von lectio Ish ? Zis you remedy forze lepros (leprosy,) eh! Ah! be tain ! I know it was my trunk ?’ It is needless to remark that our friend im mediately ‘opened a wide gap’ between him self and the interesting victim of two of the most unpopular disorders known to suffer ing humanity. “James, what are the olfactory organs?” asked a teacher. “ They’re the machinery in factories where oil is made,” was the prompt reply. The master lifted his cowhide, but the next instant went into spasms. “I don’t like to patronize this line,” said a culprit to a hangman. “O, never mind this once,” was the reply, “ it will soon suspend its operation.” Jenny Lind Guards, is the title of a vol unteer company of soldiers in New York. An engine company of that city have also given Jenny’s name to der “masheen.” The “man with the Wheelbarrow,” who went to California, arrived out in safety, and as fresh as ever, about the Ist ot August. Miss Rosina Melinda Annette Mariana Ophelia Hobbs, a young lady, died in this city on Wednesday evening last, from grief, caused by the death of an old and cherished j lap dog. She is to be buried in a romantic valley, and a weeping willow planted over her grave. “Shall I help you to some of the tomatus sus,” inquired a young exquisite of a venera ble physician, as he sat opposite to him at one of our hotel tables, “No, sir, I thank you,” replied the learned savan, “but I’ll trouble you for some of the Potatussus, if you please.” It is said the young man never frrpßtfrmed “Tfmraftrs-sns” again. Beards. We are happy to remark that our recent chapter on beards has met with approval by all writers who have noticed it, except one of our citv editors, who thinks that a moustache must seriously interfere with eating soup. Our reply is, that moustaches have the ad vantage of soup by priority of invention: and that no authentative mandate is or has been given us to cat soups, while it is true that Moses commanded the men ol Israel to let their beards grow; and under the Gnristian dispensation certain backsliders were com manded to tarry at Jericho until their beards had grown. It is true that a person should be neat who wears a moustache. A barber is very useful to a slovenly person who sel dom washes his face, and we think that even good Moses did not mean his injunction to apply to the uncleanly. Does the editor of the Boston Post seri ously consider the representations of human ity left to us in the statuary of Michael Ange lo as resembling goats or monkeys ? Does he think that the portraits of illustrious men by Raphael and Vandyke, with those of all other highest artists that the world ever knew, are so hideous as to disgust women of refined and highly cultivated taste? If he does, what does lie think of the portraits of our Puritan fathers in Fancuil Hall ? Do they resemble “goats and monkeys—to the disgust of women and the terror of children?”—Mir ror of Fashion. Boilino a Watermelon’. —Some time since, a lady of Philadelphia, having received some company, ordered the cook to serve up a large watermelon which she had just pur chased in the market, at a specified time in the evening. Time rolled on, and the period came, and passed, in which the aforesaid melon was to have been served; and the mis tress looked anxiously towards the door, every minute expecting Betty, with the mel on. Finally, as her anxiety could no longer be kept within the bounds of silence, she rang the bell; and presently, a round-faced, rosy-cheeked, dumpling-shaped sort of a paddy, whose appearance betokened a green ’un from the Emerald Isle, thrust her open countenance in at a narrow aperture between the door and the door jam, and gave notice of her appearance by asking her mistress— “ An’ what would you be afther havin’ ?” “ Why don’t you bring up the melon, as I ordered you?” asked the mistress. “ An’ faith, an’ il’s gone.” “ Gone ? gone where ?” “ An’ troth, an’ I put it in yez pot to bile, an’ faith, an’ I b’lave the witches hev taken it up the chimney ; for the crather’s all gone!” The poor girl received a good tongue-lash ing for her ignorance. Distinkusiied Arrival. —We observe in the list of advertised letters, one advertised for “The Man that butt the Bull off the Bridge.” We are happy to hear of the arri val of this distinguished stranger in our city. What relation is he to the man who struck William Patterson ? Discretion. —An inveterate bachelor be ing asked by a sentimental Miss why he did not secure some fond one for a companr-n in his voyage on the ocean of life, replied— “l would if I were sure such an ocean would be the pacific.” A Lin’d Incident. —A poor Swedish girl, a domestic in a family in Roxbury, called on Jenny the other day, and was received with the utmost kindness. Jenny detained her several hours, talking about “home” and oth er matters, and in the evening took her in her carriage to the Concert, gave her a seat, and sent her back to Roxbury in a carriage, at tho close of the performances.— Boston Bee. Matrimony.—Some slandering bachelor says it is “much joy” when you first get mar ried, but it is more jawy, after a year or so. An Irishman remarked that a true gentle man will never look at the faults of a pretty woman without shutting his eyes. A person hearing of the death of another said to an acquaintance— “l thought you told me ’s feror had gone off?” “I did,” replied the latter, “but I forgot to mention that he went with it.” A facetious friend says that dancing wo men wear their dresses at half mast as a me mento of respect to departed modesty. “Hans, who do you vote for ?” “I votes for de beeples, I do.” “Well, hut what candidate?” “ Der Governor.” “ Governor.” • “ Him what gits elected mit de ballot box, dis next year bin ein fortnight!” At the Agricultural Fair in Old Salem, the Glee Club sang an original song with such powerful effect that they “ brought down the house,” and caused more than two thousand persons to “ split their sides.” “ Sam,” said one little urchin to another yesterday, “ Sam, does your schoolmaster ever give you any rewards of merit ?” “ I ’spose he docs,” was his reply, “ he give* me a lickin’ every day, and says I merit two.” “ Jim, does your mother ever whip you ?” “ No ; but she does a precious sight worse, though.” “ What’s that ?” “ Why she washes my face every morning.” “ What is the reason of a blow leaving a blue mark after it ?” asked an inquiring young gentleman. “It’s easily accounted for,” an swered a medical student, who was reading Bell’s Life, “ for you know that blow in tho perfect makes blew.” ‘Susan, stand up, and let me see what you have learned. What does c-h-a-i-r spell ?’ ‘I don’t know, marm.’ ‘Why, you ignorant creature, what do you always sit on ?’ ‘Oh, marm, I don’t like to tell.’ ‘What on earth is the matter with the girl ? Tell, what is it ?’ ‘I don’t like to tell; it was Bill Crass's knee, but he never kissed ine but twice !’ Somebody calls quack doctors “the drivers of the last stage of consumption.” “First class in geography, stand up.— Where’s Europe ?” “Europe, sir, is southwest of London, and is connected with the hyppopatamus by the equinoxical line which is made fast to the Tower. It was discovered by the Straits of Magdalin, what Moses found in the wilder ness eating quails, and which was bounded by north longitude more nor half way around,” A fellow while voraciously devouring a piece of cheese belonging to a friend, kept declaring continually that he didn’t like it. “One would suppose so,” his friend re plkxl, “swing how yon run it down!” Dr. deQRAFFEKRIED’S CELEBRATED RHEUMATIC LINIMENT. In introducing this medicine to the people of the Unit ed States, for sale, the proprietors beg leave to submit the following statement ol Dr. de Graffenried, its discov erer and inventor: The undersigned frankly states that he has prescribed this medicine lor the last twenty-two years, in all forms ol” Acute and Chronic Rheumatism, with a success un paralleled in the annals of medicine : and he has no hes itation in saying,, that it is decidedly the most valuable remedy ever yet discovered for the relief of this most pain ful and distressing malady. His note-book, contains upwards of three hundred oa ses, in which it has been used within the above named period, and in no single instance has it come to his knowl edge, of its having failed to effect a cure when persereved in. Many of the cases were from four to ten yeursstand ing: and what may appear yet more remarkable and ex traordinary, is. that when the patient has been once re lieved, the'disease is permanently cured, remains so, not a solitary instance having been reported to him ol its re turn. . . All ha would sok for this remsdy is s isir, impar tial and patient trial, for th result* he entertains na f ---pre.hcnsi.OTi. (Jp to the time of this discovery, the undersigned had well studied the origin,progress.and character ol this dia ease, and is well assured, had consulted every author on its treatment, who had written or been translated into the English language, and had used all the remedies of any notoriety then in vogue with the profession, with however, very rarely any relief to poor suffering hu manity. It has baffled tho skill and science of the most eminent Physicians and Surgeons of our own, and of every other country. But the undersigned flatters himself that his remedy will cure this most painful disease, when all oth ers have failed, and that he shall have beer, an humble in strument in the hands of God, of relieving the human family of a vast amount of suffering. E. L. do GRAFFENRIED, M. D. It is for sale at Dr. R. A. Wares Drug store Columbus, and by Agents in all the principal cities and towns in the United States. Price $5 per bottle—norm genuine witliour Urn signature of the discoverer on the side label of the bottle, and across the cork. de GRAFFENRIED and Cos., Proprietors. CETIFIC ATES. Jones’ Hotel, Philadelphia, March 3d, 1850 Col. A. B. Ragan — Sir : It affords me great pleasure to be able to hear testimony to the efficacy and virtues of Dr. de Grajjrnrie.de Rheumatic Liniment. I have been sorely afflicted for the last six years with, what I believed to be, and what eminent Physicians of this city pronounced. Rheumatic gout,for several winters past I have 1 ocn confined to my room and bed nearly all the time. In January last, I bad an attack as violent if not more so than usual, which prostrated me for about three weeks; on your receominendation I commenced the use of this Liniment. (With I must confess but little faith). Its effects were astonishing and decidedly bene ficial from its first application. In a few days my back, wrists ancles were entirely relieved (and so contin ue) of all soreness, pains, and the swelling’s reduced, with the use of less than one bottle. J have been in the discharge of my ordinary business ever since. I consider it an extraordinary, and decidedly tho most efficacious remedy for this disease which I have ever met with. And most cheerfully recommend its use to all who may be afflicted with it. Respectfully Your*, N. W. BRIDGES. Jones’ Hotel. Baltimore March, 30 1350. Dr. de GresJJ'rnrird —Dear Sir For the last twelve year* 1 have suffered very severely with the Rheumatism, having been nearly one fourth of tho time confined to my bed by it. I have had the best medical aid to be found in various cities in the United States, with little or no benefit. I have also tried innumerable strongly recommended remedies, which have failed to effect a cure. I spent the last summer at tho White Sulphur and Hot Springs in Virginia, to little purpose. Aftermy return Lome, Iso far recovered,as to be able to walk about a lit tle. About six weeks since. I had a very severe attack which again confined me to my bed, I was in groat pain and scarely able to move my limbs, when a friend of mine called and informed me that you had discovered an infallible remedy, and had cured many, and amongst them, one of my friends, and showed me a letter from him stating the fact. I was induced to try your Rheu matic Linament, and take pleasure in informinig you that in less than twenty four hours from the first application l veils perfectly free from pain, and continue so, up to this time. lam now able to attend to business, and fondly hope all those afflicted, as I have been, may be as speedily relieved, as 1 have been with your medeeine.— Wisliing you all the Blessings you deserve Dear sir. Your Greatcful and Ob’t Serv't GEO. WARDBWORTH. Columbus Ga.. Oct. 20, 1849 Dr. De Gr.sffenriod —Dear sir: I take pleasure in giv : ing you the particulars of my affliction hy, and relieffrom Rheumatism. During the spring 0f1844 I was afflicted with a very severe attack of Inflammatory Rheumatism. I employed all the most celebrated remedies then known and used in similar cases,aided by medical advice, until September, 1845, w r ith no satisfactory result whatever. I was then induced, by a rheumatic acquaintance, to try vour Liniment, as something new, and which had cured him : and in one month, from the time I commenced ths application, I was well, and clear of the Rheumatism as 1 ever was, and have continued so to this time. Yours, truly, L. C. MORTON. FROM COL. A. K. AYER. Dr.E. L. do Graffenried—Learning that yon are about to manufacture for the public, your valuable Rheumatic Liniment, I take pleasure instating that I believe it one of the most valuable remedies ever used for that common and most distressing disease, having witnessed it effects upon a negro man of mine, who had been af flicted for four years, until almost every joint was en larged, and the body otherwise, emaciated. By the use of (our or five bottles, in three weeks he was relieved en tirely from pain Cslumbus Ga., — Oct. 34,1849. A. K AYER. Cslumbus, October 30, 1849. Dear Sir—About the first of April hut. 1 came to Co lumbus to get medical assistance, and was advised to call on you, as having a remedy that would afford me speedy relief. I was taken down in January last, with a violent attack of Rheumatism in nearly all my joints so badly, that I could not pull of my shoes without aid ; nor could I ascend or descend steps, or pull off my clothes without assistance. Mv right arm and hand were nearly useless ; the lingers contracted and swollen; the right knee swollen and stiffened, so that I could not bend it but very little. Up to the Ist of April , I was all the time in suffering and pain ; I rubbed with your Rheu matic Liniment my limbs three times, and was the next morning enabled to descend a long fight of steps, with out aid of crutch or stick , and back to my room —I could also bend my knee and bring it up to the chair, which the previous day, I could not have done if my life had de pended on it. 1 could also use. open and bend my ling ers, wieh was an imbossibility the day before. I roie in the morning from my bed entirely relieved of pain. I used one bottle and an eight ounce vial of your Rheu matic Liniment, and in ten days, I was relieved. I would not have been in the condition which I had been, ten days before I called on you, for any amout of money whichcould be given me; for what is life worth when in constant pain and misery I I consider your Rheumat ic Liniment, the most valuable mcdicino in the world. I am, dear sir, your friend. J. H. SMITH. Columbus, Nov. 1, 1549. Dear Sir—My negro woman Patience, a cook, had a tilff nock from a painful Rheumatic affection, for six or seven years, and could not turn her neck except with tho body. I was induced to purchase a bottle of your Lin iment, which was applied in August or September of 1343. Ono bottle entirely relieveo her and she now has the use of her neck as well as ever she had ; and up to this time, it has not returned. GARLAND B. TERRY. Philadelphia, Feb. 1 1850. Dr. de Graffenried—Dear Sir: Having been afflicted, for some time past, with a severe attack of Rheumatism, and having heard of the wonderful effects of your Rheu matic Liniment, I was induced to try a bottle of it; and after three days, I was so much relieved ns to be able to leave the house and attend to business. I have perfect ly recovered from the disease, and would cheerfully re commend the Liniment to all those who are afflicted, GEORGE HOOD, 27 Powell street. Columbus Ga., Oct. 13,1849. Dr. E. L. de. Graffenried —Dear sir: Agreeable to your request, I give my testimonial as to the virtue of your Liniment in the cure of Rheumatism. Being at tacked in one joint ofmy finger, last winter, with acute Rheumatism, and haying used many of the unnumbered prescriptions for its cure, with but little benefit. I made application of two bottles of your Liniment, which I am happy to say relieved me in a very short time. I can re commend its use to all persons affected in like manner. Very respectfully, F. S. CHAPMAN. I can testify to the efficacy of Dr. do Graffenried’s Rheumatic Liniment in the case of Mr. F. S. Chapman, as it came under mv immediate observation. October 13, 1849. R. A. WARE, M. D. Dear sir—Some time in January last, Mrs. McKee was taken very ill with Inflammatory Rheumatism in her shoulder joints, extending to her elbow joint and arm, which disabled her from using her arm almost en tirely ; and from the pain, want of sleep, and great rest lessness, for not less than six weeks, I was induced by my friend, Mr. Luke Reed, to call on you for a bot tle of your Liniment, and by using half the bottle, she was entirely relieved, and the relief was manifest or sen sible after three or four rubbings. lam of opinion, it is one of the mn.-t valuable remedies that has ever been dis covered, for Rheumatism: that is. from my own knowl edge, and that which I have heard from others. Dr. E. L. de Graffenried. H. C. McKEE. Columbus. Oet. 19th 1349 Dr. de Graffenried —Dear sir: I take pleasure in sav ing, I have a boy who was so badly afflfeted with Rheu matism, that he could not raise his hand to his head, and had nearly lost the use of his arm. I used the fourfh of a bottle of your Rheumatic Liniment, which relieved him entirely. I consider it a most valuable remedy for the ewe of RhoumalieiH. RANDOLPH L. MOTT. LIVER COMPLAINT, i JAUNDICE, DYSPEPSIA, CHRONIC OR NERVOUS DEBILITY, DISEASE Ort’ THE KIDNEYS, AND ALL DISEASES ARISING FROJI DISORDERED LIVER OR STOMACH, SUCH AS CONSTIPATION, INWARD PILES, FULLNESS, OR BLOOD TO THE HEAD, ACIDITY OF TIIE STOMACH, NAUSEA, HEART BURN, DISGUST FOR FOOD, FULLNESS OR WEIGHT IN THE STOMACH, SOUK ERUC TATIONS, SINKING OR FLUTTERING AT THE PIT OF THE STOMACH, SWIMMING OF THE HEAD, HUR RIED AND DIFFICULT BREATHING, FLUT TERING AT TUB HEART, CHOKING OR SUFFOCATING SENSATIONS WHEN IN A EYIN* POSTURE, DIMNESS OW VISION, DOTS OR WEBS BEFORE TM SIGHT, FI VER AND DULL PAIN IN THE HEAE, DEFICIENCY OF PERSPIRATION, YELLOWNESS OFTIIE SKIN AND EYES, PAIN IN THE SIDE, BACK, CHEST, LIMBS,&C., SUDDEN FLUSH ES OF HEAT, BURNING IN THE FLESH, CON STANT IMAGININGS OF EVIL, AND GREAT DEPRESSION OF SPIRITS, CAS BI EFFECTUALLY CURED BY DR. HOOFLAND’S CELEBRATED GERMAN BITTERS, PREPARED BY DR. C. M. JACKSON, GERMAN MEDICINE STORE, No. 120, Arch Si., Philadelphia. Their ptuer over the above diseases is not excell ed. if rqualled , by any other preparation in the United States, as the cures attest, in many cuses after skilful physicians had failed. The-* Bitters are wortlry tn* attention of invalid*.— Possessing great virtues in the rectification of diseases of the Liver and lesser glands, exercising the most search ing powers in weakness and affections of the digestive organs, they are, withal,safe, certain and pleasant. Read and be Convinced. Chas. Robinson, Esq., Easton, Md., in a litter to Dr. Jackson, Jan. 9, 1850, said— “My wife and myself have received more benfit from your medicine than any ether we have ever taken for the Dysjiepsia and Liver disease.” “The Tenth Legion,” published at Woodstock, Va., January 10, 1850, said— “A Great Medicine.” “We have uniformly refrained from recommending to llie public any of the various patent medicines of the day, unless thoroughly convinced of their valuo.— Among those wo consider worthy of notice is the German Bitters, invented by Dr. Iloofiand, and prepared by Dr. Jackson, in Philadelphia. One in stance in particular, in which the superior virtues of this medicine have been tested, has fallen under our observation. During the last summer, a son of Mr. Abraham Crabill, of this county, was very se riously afflicted with Liver Complaint, and after trying in vain various remedies, he purchased a bottle of the Bitters, and after using it, was so mueh relieved of bis distressing malady, that he procured another bot tle, and is restored entirely to health.” Read Further a Few Facts. The “Philadelphia Democrat,” the leading Gor man journal of Philadelphia. The editor said, No vember 24th : “We again call attention to th# removal of ths German Medicine Store, tliu principal depot fi r tho sale of Dr. Iloofland’s German Bitterr, frotr. 278 Race to 120 Arch street, one door below Sixth.— Owing to tha increased demand for this medicine, and for the accommodation of his numerous patients, Dr. Jackson has been compelled to occupy a la-ger store. Wc wish him success in his new quarters; he is deserving it The Bitters Mixture is without doubt the greatest medicine extant for diseases of the Liver and Bowels. A stubborn case of Chronic Diarrhoea has come under our notice, wherein th* patient had exhausted the Materia Medicas of th* different schools of medicine with no apparent benefit. He was induced to use these bitters, and a few bottlew of them have entirely cured him. Many such eases we could refer to. Wc hope our readers will recol lect this great restorative, should they be so unfortu nate as to require its use. Dr. Jackson possesses th* original unpublished receipt of Dr. Ilootland, and he prepares this medicine with care. Those pur chasing should call at his store, or se* that his name is upom th* wrapper outside, and blows i> th* h*Ule, as imitati*as of good articles ar* **nsm*a.” Judge M. M. Noah, a gentleman with great s*i entifie and literary attainments, said in his “N*w York Weekly Messenger,” January fi, 1830: 11 Dr. Hoofland's German Hitters. —Hero is pre paration which the leading presses in the Union ap pear to be unanimous in recomending, and the rea son is obvious. It is made after a prescription furnished by one of the most celebrated physicians of modern times, tiie late Dr. Christopher Wilhelm IJoofiand, Professor to the University of .Jena, Private Physician to the King of Prussia, and one of the greatest medi cal writers Germany has ever produced. He was emphatically the enemy of humbug, and therefore a medicine of which he was the inventor and endorser may b* perfectly relied on. ll* specially recommend ed it in Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia, Debility, Vertigo, Acidity of the Stomach, Constipation, and all com plaints arising from a disordered condition of the stomach, the liver and the intestines. Nine Phila delphia papers express their conviction of its excel lence, and several of the editors speak of its effects from their own individual experience. Under these circumstances, wc feel warranted not only in calling the attention of our readers to the present proprietor’s (Dr. C. M. Jackson's) preparation, but in recom mending th* article to ail afflicted.” More Evidence. Th* “Philadelphia Saturday Gazette,” th* best family newspaper published in the United States, the editor says of DR. HOOFLAND'S GERMAN BITTERS. “ It is seldom that we recommend what arc termed Patent Medicines to the confidence and patronage of our readers; and, therefore, when we recommend Dr. Iloofland’s German Bitters, we wish it to be distinct ly understood that we are not speaking of the nos trums of the day that are noised about for a brief period and then forgotten after they have done their guility race of mischief, but of a medicine long established, universally prized, and which has met the hcaity ap proval of the Faculty itself.” Evidence upon evidence has been received (like tiie foregoing) from all sections of the Union, the last three years, and the strongest testimony in its favor is, that there is more of it used in the practice of the regular Physicians of Philadelphia than all other nos trums combined, a fact that can easily be established, and fully proving that a scientific preparation will meet with their quiet approval when presented even in this form. That this medicine will cure Liver Complaint and Dyspepsia, no one can donbt, after using it as direct ed. It acts specifically upon the stomach and liver— it is preferable to calomel in all bilious diseases —the effect is immediate. They can be administered to female or infant with safety and reliable benefit, at any time. Beware of Counterfeits. Tills medicine has attained that high character which is necessary for all medicines to attain to in duce counterfeiters to put fortli a spurious article at the risk of the lives of those who are innocently de ceived. Look well to the Marks of the Genuine. They htme the written signature of G. M. -JACK- SON upon the wrapper, and the name blown in the bottle, without which they are spurious. For sale, wholesale and retail, at the . German Medicine Store, No. 120 ARCH street, one door below Sixth, (late of 278 Race street,) Philadelphia, and by re spectable dealers generally throughout the country. [O’ For sale also by Danforth & Nagel, Columbus, Ga., and by Dr. John M. T. Gullett, at Buena Vista, Marion co., Ga. August 22 34 ly BE Wise!—’Tis Folly to Defer! Afflicted Read ! —Thousands are suffering from disease from which there is no difficulty in being permanently and speedily relieved, provided the right means be used. As every vice has its own punishment, so it would seem every disease has its remedy. This is true, and there is nothing in this life more certain than that the AMER ICAN COMPOUND is the most speedy and certain remedy for all diseases of a delicate character, known to the world. Adopted to every stage of the disease, sex and constitution, at all times and seasons, there is no fears of exposure, detention from business nor re striction in diet; from the certain and speedy reli*fit jives, it is now the most popular remedy of tho day.— Ten thousand cases have been cured effectually by it during the past year. Prepared by a practical physician, the afflicted can rely with confidence on its curative powers over diseases of this character. Fuli directions accompany each bottle. CA UTlON. —Ask for the American Compound, and purchase only of the Agents, 294. Market st. Phila delphia, and of Danforth &, Nagel, Columbus, Ga. June 20,1850. 25 “I am o man, and deem nothing which relates to man foreign to my feelings.” Youth and Manhood. 11l Sit | IJm a vigorous life, or a I’REMATUKE DEATH. KINKELINE ON SELF-PRESERVATION. Only Twenty-Five Cents. THIS BOOK, just published, is filled with useful information on the infirmities and diseases of the human system. It addresses itself alike to Youth, Manhood and Old Age. and should lie read by all. The valuable advice and impressive warning it gives, will prevent years of misery and suffering and save an nually Thousands of Lives. Parents by reading it. will learn how to prevent th* destruction of their children. tar a remittance of 25 cents, enclosed in a letter, | addressed to Dr. KINJKELINE, 1 Human street, Phil adelphia, will ensure a book, under envelope, per return of mail. Dr. K., fifteen years resident Physician, 1 Human st. may be consulted confidentially. fie who places himself under the earo of Dr. K., may religiously confide in hia honor as a gentleman, anil confidently rely upon his skill as a physician. Persons at a distance may address Dr. K. ky Uttar, post paid, and be cured at home. Packages of Medicines, Directions, &o. forwarded, by sending a remittance, and put lip secure from Dam age or Curiosity.. Booksellers, News Agents, Pedlers, Canvassers, and all others supplied with the above work at very low rates. [April 4. 14 ts fDrug Bwiness, (AT THE LATE STAND OF FOND k WILLCOX.) DANFORTH"&, NAGEL, HAVING purchased the Drug Establishment ol Messrs. Pond A Willcox, would inform their friends that they intend keeping on hand a good supply ol Drugs, Medicines, Paints, Oils, Surgical In struments, <G- dpc. and other articles usually kept in a Drug Store, all of which will be sold on the most reasonable terms. From Mr. D.’s practical acquaintance with the business, and his determination to devote himself entirely to the accommodation of his customers, hs hope* to ree*iv* a liberal shar* of public patronage. Columbus, Nov. 1,1849. 44 ts Memphis Institute. MEDICAL DEPARTMENT. THE regular course of Lectures in this Institute will commence on the first of November, and con tinue until the l ast of February. The Anatomical De partment will be opened and ready to receive students by the first of October. The Memphis Department will be under the direction of tiie following PROFESSORS. Z. Frximan, M. D.. Profesßor of Anatomy. R. S. Newton, M. D., Professor of Surgery. H. J. Hulce, M. D., Professor of Theory and Fraaties . of Medicine. \V. Byrd Powell, M. D., Professor of Physiology, Pathology, Mineralogy and Geology. J. King, M. J)., Professor of Materia Medica, Thera peutics and Medical Jurisprudence. J. Milton Sandf.rs. A. M., M. D., Professor of Chem istry and Pharmacy. J. A. Wilson, M. I)., Professor of Obstetrics and Dis eases of Women and Children. CLINIQUE LECTURERS. Medicine. —Prof. 11. J. Iluj.cr. Surgery. —Pitor. R. S. Newton. Z. Freeman. M. D., Anatomical Demonstrator. Th* fees for a fuil course of lectures amount to #lO5. Each Professor’s Ticket, #ls. Matrieulator’s, $5. Dem onstrator's Fee, #lO. Graduation, #2O. ‘l'iios* desiring further information will please addre** their letters (post paid) to th* Dean; and students ar riving in the city will please call on him at the Commer cial Ilotel. R. S. NEWTON, M. I)., Dean of the Faculty. LAW DEPARTMENT. Pl** M. W. M. Ki**, Pr*fe**r *f Tk**ry aad Pra*- tie* *f Law. Jo*n- Delafiild, Esq. Pr*feas*r *f Castasersial Jaris- Prndence. Terms per Session .#SO All communications pertaining to this department must bo addressed to E. W. M. KING, Esq. Mexthis, Tenn., Marsh, 1.450. Th* Faculties, for intellectual abilities, moral worth and professional acquirements, will compare iavorablv with th* most distinguished in our country. Tho medi cal faculty constitutes an anomaly in this or any other country—all of them are able lecturers and tire best of teachers. Those who contemplate onr geographical position, and the extent of our population, can have no doubt as to the eligibility of our situation for an enterprise of the kind. As to health, including all seasons of the year, we deny that any other city has more. A common error exists in the minds of many students relative, to th* place of studying medicines; those who intend practicing among the diseases of the West and South should certainly educate themselves at a school whose Faculty ar* particularly acquainted with those disease*. That the public may b* satisfied of tb* permanency ol this school, we feel it our duty to state, that the Trus tees and Faculty form a unit in action, which augurs well for its future success ; and that the peculiar internal organization whieh connects them, cannot be interrupted. E. W. M. KING, President of the ?<femphis Institute. April 11, 1850. 15 ly Columbus and Greenville Plank and Turn pike Road Cos. TAKE NOTICE. I)OOKS of Subscription for Stock in said Compasv, y will be opened at the Commercial Exchange Read ing Room, on Monday and Tuesday, the 15th and 16th of the present month. By order of tho Corporators of said Company. HAMPTON S. SMITH, JOHN C. LEITNKR, GEO. W. WINTER, DAVID ADAMS. July 11,1850, 28 ts P. McLaren & Cos. KEEP constantly on hand a larga aseortmsnt GROCERIES; LIQUORS; WINES; TOBACCO; &c. &c. And have just received a large supply of CIGARS direct from Havana. 2^”Country Merchants arc especially invited to ax amine our stock before purchasing elsewhere. Columbus, April 11. 15 ts THE LATEST NEWS FROM CVBA. COLUMBUS CIGAR FACTORY. THE late firm of Simons &, Ortagus was dissolved i by mutual consent on the 24th inst. The business of the establishment will he henceforth conducted by ROBERT T. SIMONS, At the Old Stand , where CHOICE HAVANA CIGARS can always be had. at the lowest market price. Persons wishing a genuine article, will do well to call and examine my stock before purchasing elsewhere.. Also, a good lot of AMERICAN CIGARS, which will he sold at from 10 TO 20 DOLLARS PER THOUSAND. Also, CHEWING TOBACCO, GERMAN CUT SMOKING TOBACCO, SPANISH MIXED TOBACCO, SNUFF, riPES, &e. Ac. Ac Cwhumbm*. May ?n. 52 fT * Planters, Take Notice. Saw Mills, Grist Mills, Factories, Gin Gear, Rice Mills, and Sugar Mills. THE firm of AMBLER Sc MORRIS are now ready to build any of the above named Mills, pro* pulled by Water, Steam or Horae. Our work shall b done in the best possible manner, and waiTnnted inferior to none now in use. Both of the above firm arc practi cal men, and attend to their business iii person, and will furnish Engines for Steam Mills, Grist or Raw, and sat either in complete operation. The linn can give lb* bwt assortment of Water Wheels and Gearing, of any j* the Southern States, and will say to our employers, if a Mill or any of our work does not perform in the busi ness for which it was intended, no pay will be exacted. Try us and see. AMBLER A. MORRIS. Jan. 24, ISSO. 4 ly Fire Proof Ware-House. THE undersigned have this day formed a copartner ship under the name and style of H. S. SMITH & CO. for th* transaction of a gauaral Wart-lions* and Commission Business in this city. The old finn, consisting of H. S. Smith. W. A. R*Jd J. K. Redd,and Win. T. Smith, was dissolved by mutual consent, and their business discontinued the first day el September last. The present finn has on hand a large supply of INDIA AND KENTUCKY BAGGING, Kentucky Bale Rope, Twine, Sugar and Molasses, which they will furnish their customers tat the Ware- House) on the most reasonable terms, and the lowest market prices. Liberal advances will be mad* on cottes placed in stor* with them. 11. S. SMITH. JNO. D. STEWART WII. T. SMITH, W. C. GRAY. Colatiku*, Jaae C, 1850. 33 Cm TROY WOODEN-WARE MAN UFA (TURING COM PA NY, ARE now ready to commence operations, and will promptly supply all orders with which they may be favored, for every description of Hollow Wooden-Ware, embracing Buckets, Tubs, Pails, Cans, See. Sit Tke Company w ill U ready by the Ist of March to ester ex tenaively into the manufacture of CHAIRS, of which they will he akle to turn out a very HHiiir ar ticle. TVR NIN G. Bed Steads, Wagon Hub*, and every other deerripti*i of Turning, neatly done. The Manufactory is situated at the mouth of Mulber ry Creek, 12 miles from Columbus, 20 from Opelika, and 22 from West Point. The Company is thus afford ed facilities for transportation in every direction, and will be able to furnish their goodsin every section of th* eountry at short notice, and on reasonable tonne. Orders left at the stores ol I’. Sr enter, or B. Jif rrr.soN, in this city, will be promptly filled. All order* through the mail, must be directed to R. (. Jeffiksoit, Columbus, (.a. 5V e shall be happy to accommodate the world generally, and our friends particularly. N. B.—Persons wishing to purchase privilege* f*r manufacturing purposes, can do so, as there are a lim ber of V ater Lots upon the premises for sale. Columbus, Jan. 3, 1850. l ly Dyeing and Renovating Establishment. BERTIIOLD SENGER YT7OULD respectfully inform the ladies and gentle- V T men oi Columbus, and vicinity, that he is still at his old stand on Broad Street, near the Market. wh*r* be is prepared to execute all work entrusted to him,j* the various departments of Dyeing, Scouring, Renovating, & Bleaching qew and old clothing. Ladies’ Silks, Merinoes, and Satins, cleansed of stains and impurities, and eolored t* any shade. Also finished to look and wear as well as new. Cotton, Silk, and Woolen goods bleached or dyed, ia the very best manner, and with despatch. Also, Mowrineßlue, Turkey Red, See. See. Gentlemen’s garments cleansed and dyed so as st to soil the whitest linen. Carpeting renovated and made as good as new. X3F All orders thankfully received arid promptly *x edited. Columbus, March 21, 1850. ]s ts METALLIC OR VULCANIZED Bubk Machine Belting. D non FEET of th* above BELTING, suitable fhvUU for all kind* of Machinery—from 1 te %• inches wide—warranted superior to leather or ar.v kisd of belting in use, for its perfect equality of width aad thieknees, which it will retain, and for its great str**gtk and durability—does not slip on tiie pulleys aud **t* le*s than the leather belting. Sold by the subscriber at ten per cent, on manufacturers’ price#!. Also. 300 lbs. Steam Engine PACKING, for Pi*t*a Rods, Straw Jionts. Cylinder Heads, Ac. Alio, 500 feet of Vulcanized Steam Engine HOSE for Hydrants passing hot or cold water, Ac. WADE Sc CO. _ , , Sign of the Golden SaddU. Columbus, April 4,1850. 14 jy WOOL MANUFACTURE. THE CowetaFalls .Manufacturing Cos. nfColumk**, _ is now prepared to Card and Manufacture Wool. Cash paid for Wool, *r Kerz*ys *xchanged f*r th* raw material. May S3, 1150. ts WANTED 9A AAA bushels trive un diiid WHEAT. #1 50 f.rßed, and #1 <3 for white, will be paid in cash, at WINTER’S PALACE MILLS, June 1850. 27, $7 ts 3 AA A UT. of Kimbel’s Patent Machine Ftretehs-d • LEATHER BEI.TING. from 1 inch t* 14 inches, suitable for all kinds of Machinery, Gin Band', Ac. Sold by the sufispriber for ten per cent, advance on the manufacturers’ prices. wade a CO. Sign of the Golden Saddl*. Columbus, April 4,1850. 14 ]y GOLDEN SYRUP, MAPLE SYRUP, SUGAR HOUSE MOLASSES, For sale by ELLIS, KENDRICK A REDD. July 4 GENUINE TEAS. IMPERIA L. IIYSON, GUNPOWDER, and BLACK TEAS, of a superior quality, just received by ELLIS, KENDRICK A REDD. July 4 GENUINE TEAS. Afresh arrival of Imperial, Hyson, Gunpowder and Black Teas, for sale by ELLIS, KENDRICK, & REDD. LIQUORS AND WINES. have on hand and for sale in quantities to suit V V purchasers, warranted pure, COGNAC BRANDY, (ofall grades,) AMERICAN do LONDON EXCISE GIN, (very fine,) STAR da W AMERICAN do Croix Rum, American Rum, Irish Whiskey Scotch Whiskey, Monongahela Whiskey, Old Bourbon Whiskey, (fine) Claret Whiskey, Ma deira Wine, Sherry Wine, Port Wine, Teneriffe Wine, Malaga Wine, Sacramental Wine, Claret Wine, LONDON PORTER AND SCOTCH ALE. Pme Apple Vinegar. All of which will besold low for cash. ELLIS, KENDRICK A REDD. July 4. /Georgia, muscoGee county— courTof U Ordinary, JulyfTerin, *so —Rule Ni Si.—Where as, Thomas McCarty, Administrator with flic will an nexed of the estate 0* Patrick McCarty, deceased, har ing petitioned the Cqpittn he dismissed from said Ad ministration. It is OftJered by the Court that all persona concerned show cause, if any they have, at the January Term next ensuing otthis Court, why the Administrator as aforesaid should not be dismissed. A true extract from the minutes of said Court. JOHN JOHNSON, c. c. o. July 11,1350. lmforCm FOUR MONTHS AFTER DATE-applica tion will be made to the Honorable the In ferior Court of Muscogee County when sitting’ for ordinary purposes, for leave to sell the real estate of Abner H. Flewellpn, deceased. ABNER C. FLEWELLEX, ) WM. H. CHAMBERS, \ “ ELVIRA A. FLEWELLEX, Adm’rx. Airgtrrt 5, TffM). 8* Cm